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ToNGmDGTGOOD FOOD AND DRINK FESTIVAL LONGRIDGE CIVIC HALL


SAM Festival Tea Room Refreshments


SUNDAY 20tlt MAY 2001 10.00 am. -4.30 p.m. PLES & TASTIN


Admission £1.00 - fnc,uf°f 1BURHLBY m cm W cS Wednesday May 16th - Saturday May 19th Presented by Burnley Garrick Club


Absurd Person Singular A Comedy by Alan Ayckbourn


lTuesday-29th & Wednesday 30th May (10am-,3pm)


'RUDDIGORE' <r t ,te woh ce I


BLAZIN FIDDLES


" I t was a magical evening Inverness Courier-* iFridaySJune 1st, 8.00 pm ^


ONE OF THE MOST MEMORABLE FIDDLE ENSEMBLES TO TAKE THE STAGE


L^fh'hS^ to model, bake and paint faces of ti'day workshop for ages 8+)


faces on the door m . br


Tuesday May 29th, 8.00pm g » * f f f >


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Bonnie Langford afj||ier Musicians


astourid audiences everywhere with her latest stage show . | | - ^ | | Sunday June 3rd, 7.30pm.


Glenn Miller Tribute Orchestra


full A.E.F. uniform.- ■ • ■ - F r id a y ;June 1 5 t h , 8 . 0 0 p m ' ' •


The Tommy Smith Group in Concert — --


Saturday 16th June


Rumours ol Fleetwood Mac v


Amazinq two-part tribute to Fleetwood Mac with aH the hits: ' .-••• “Black Magic Woman'v^Albatross TJie Chain , ■. > • “Go Your Own. Way & more! - .


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SLAIDBURN SILVER BAND present their 2001 series o f


“BRASS AT THE I b o u n t y **


Come and enjoy a series o f evening concerts at the


Hark to Bounty Inn, Slaidburn commencing at 7.15 pm


h on the following dates: k Thursday, 31st May -


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4 Thursday 28th June Thursday 26th July


Garden, or if wet, in the Courtroom. Food and drink available Admission FREE


By kind permission o f the Hark to Bounty Inn


T)xtf, oa t w dA 'I f * * * * *


Embsay & Bolton Abbey Steam Railway, Skipton Spring Bank Holiday 26th to 28th May 2001


Meet ‘Thomas’, ‘Percy’ and ‘Sir Topham Hatt, The Fat Controller’


Lots of Trains 10.00am to 4.30pm


Tel: Skipton (01756) 710614 Gen Enquiries Tel: Skipton (01756) 795189 Talking Timetable __________


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Saturday, May 19th 7.30 pm


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Tickets £4-50 (£3.50 concessions) Children accompanied by an adult FREE


Refreshments duHng_the]nterval_ k


i i Thursday 30th August J Weather permitting, in the Bounty


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MELANIE C OZZFEST 2001 PAPA ROACH AC/DC + OFFSPRING 816


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BON IOVI GIJNS N ROSES


CRAIG DAVID THE EAGLES ROXY MUSIC LIMP BIZKIT RADIOHEAP / BECK 7/7 12/7


13/6 13/6 15/6 18/6 20/6 24/6


BOB DYLAN


STFREOPHONICS CHRIS DE BURGH


MARK KNOPFLER


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CLITHEROE this SATURDAY 19th MAY Great Vocalist ai«. THURSDAY 24th MAY


ONEWAY STREET Come and listen to cool jazz _


TpI;0 1200 4224IQ Sunday Market


Accrington Town Centre


THISAND EVERY SUNDAY


"Come on down there’s loads to choose from!!”


Don’t forget to visll our other. Markets on Tue, Thur, Fri, Sat


Pre booking advisable


Tel: 01254 233816 , PUTFORM G ALLERY ■


Large Function Room for Hire- / FREE to members New members welcome Further details


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throughout the year. All facilities ADMISSION FREE 150 Stalls +


Grana Mill, off Buiy Road, Haslingden


0 1 7 0 6 2 2 1 6 1 6 EVERY SATURDAY


W h a l l e y V il l a g e H a l l Sunday, 20th May ~ lOam - 4pm Arts, Crafts and Home Baked Produce


Craft Demonstrations throughout the day Cafe open all day Admission 20p


Saturday


May 19th 8pm onwards


Admission by ticket £2.50 _____


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Tuesday 22nd to Saturday 26th Ma)r-7.30pm BURNL6Y GILBERT & SULLfVAN SOCIETY


h uS) s crE w in w in w in


Two family t ick e ts - that’s 2 adults and 2 children - to the Grand Cinema


GS — PRIZE DRAW with JOHN TURNER Tel. 01200 422324 W E ’L L


rhUBRl«T< Town will be clogged up fo r the weekend


The Fourth Lancashire Clog


and Folk Festival; Accrington and Oswaldtwistle; May 1 8 th -2 0 th


THE CENTRES of Accrington and Oswald­ twistle are likely to be all clogged up from tomorrow


until Sunday. The Fourth Lancashire


Clog and Folk Festival is attracting a host of per­ formers and, it is expected,


big crowds. Contributing to a busy


three-day programme of music and dancing will be a number of teams, to include Clogology, Fiddle ’n’ Feet, the Great Northern d o g ­


] "R u g ra ts in Paris, th e M ov ie " (U) Satur­ day, May 19th a t 11- 3 0 p.m. an d 2-3 0


| p.m.


FOR people with Rugrats of their own, or those who have ever tuned in to watch them on television, "Rugrats in Paris, the Movie” is as good as their last big-screen outing, and their, popular Saturday


morning series. In their Parisian adven­


ture, the toddlers arrive in the city of romance and wreak havoc everywhere


th A e 'TinK ran er r tn


they go, from the Eiffel Tower to Notre Dame. With goofy French


accents, more movie refer­ ences for grown-ups - par­ ticularly the Godfather par­ ody at the start of the film - and the heart-warming story of Chuckie's search for a new mummy, this film is a must see - and if you don't have any kids, the ideal excuse to spoil some­ one else's.


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7 -3 0 p .m. FOLLOWING the three-


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night run of "A Satirical Voice", this film brings to a close the weekend dedicated to the comic genius Peter


Cook. Based on the novel by


Robert Louis Stevenson about a Tontine lottery, this film brings together a cornucopia of British com­


edy talent. As well as star turns from


Peter Sellers and Tony Hancock, the film gives the


- viewer a sublime chance to see Peter Cook and Dudley Moore together in their


prime.


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gers, Leyland Morris Men - and, of course, the local


Ossy Cloggers. Dancing in Accrington


Town Centre will include clog, Morris and Appalachian styles. Dancing takes place from


11am to 4pm on Saturday and from 11am to 2pm on


the Sunday. The dance band "Peeping


Tom" will perform at Accrington Town Hall on the Saturday and on Sun­ day award-winning folk singer and writer John


Tams will sing. At Oswaldtwistle there


" will be a Sunday afternoon concert and at Accrington there will also be a craft fair and street entertainment.


A little of what you fancy . . .


Saints and Sinners; Fleetwood Marine


Hall; May 20th


AN UNUSUAL evening's entertainment is guaran­ teed at Fleetwood's Marine


Hall on Sunday. Actress Geraldine James


and actor Robert Powell are the mainstays in a pro- gramme called "Saints and


Sinners". Geraldine ("Jewel in the .


Crown" and "Band of Gold") and Robert ("The Thirty Nine Steps" and "The Detectives") will per­ form an unusual collection of readings, ballads and music - a programme which varies from naughty to nice. They select from Genesis


ROBERT POWELL Richard I I I to Mark


Twain. The pair are supported


by flautist Clive Conway and Christine Croshaw on piano, performing music which will include works by Bach, Donizette and Kurt


to Jane Austen, and from Weill. Seaside carnival for all ages


Puppet Up! 2001; various venues in


Blackpool; all weekend


THE resort of Blackpool will be going puppet crazy


this weekend. "Puppet Up! 2001" is the


town’s third festival of British puppetry. The town centre will


come alive with puppets and characters of all shapes


and sizes. There will be a diverse


programme of perfor­ mances in the Grand , The­ atre for puppet fans of all


ages. And in the; Grundy


Gallery there will be "a Puppet Odyssey" which


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To advertise ring Suzanne Foster (ext. 418), Barbara Myers (ext 423) or


CAR BOOT SALE


at the Mitton Hall, Mitton Nr.Whalley


Sunday 20th May 2001 Start 8am


In aid of Ribble


Valley Macmillan Cancer Relief


15th June - 30th June The RIG festival in the BEAUTIFUL Yorkshire Dales. Ibis


year Maria Ewing Gemaine Greer, Nettle and Markham, Barry y c^er Swh!gle SiSters, Acker Bilk, Stacey KenL Magrc A


Tribute to Queen and Freddie Mercury”... and m,,ch™ f '™ ° re Booking now open - For more information andhrochure Tel: 01756 752691 Fax: 0870 1617344


E-mail :info @ grassington-festiyal.org.uk Website: www.grassington-festival.org.uK


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rO M P U T E R F A IR SUNDAY, M A Y 20th, 10am-3pm


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MAY 17th - 19th at 8.00pm


------------------ - A Celebration of the comic genius Peter Cook


Doors / Bar Open at 7.30 pm and Tourist Information Centre I


I Tickets £5 - Concessions £4 from I the Cinema, Roundstone Books


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FUCKS WORKSHOP AT 10am Saturday


R U G R A T S IN PARIS,


Saturday, 19th May 11.30 am & 2.30 pm


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Sunday May 20th at 7.30pm CKOCOLAT


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Monday-Thursday at 7.30pm Coming Soon...


C a l l th e B O X O F F IC E o n 0 1 2 0 0 4 2 3 2 7 8 : www.qvandcinema.co.uk . ation or to book a place, ring the box office


Art Auction Salvation Army Various works by


Auctioned at 1pm Sat 19th May


at


Clitheroe Salvation Army


16-18 Lowergate Clitheroe


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Holiday for 4 to


LANCASHIRE GARDEN,


renowned local artist Jim Hurley to be


WOODLAND & CRAFT FAYRE


Stonyhurst College, Hurst Green Saturday, and


Sunday, July 14th and 15th, 2001


For details o f craft stands call Sharon Hamilton on


01282 832400 or 01282 426161


For outside stands call Clare Eddleston on


,01254 826345 -—^ plus a 20x16 framed portrait


Customer Care Point, Charter Walk Shopping Centre, Burnley on the following days to have your child s picture taken


Simply cut out the coupon below and take it along to the


Monday 21st May - Saturday 26th May between 9.30am - 5p,m


The age categories are 0-9 months, 10-18 months and 19-36 months.


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FILM: Narrot assistant DA a gangland slay:


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12.35 FILM; Shatterec with Richard Crenna.1


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(R) (S) 8.00 Babar. (S) 8J Girts: (R) (S) 9.00 Mega F* Pet Project. (S) 9.55 The < Legendary Journeys. (R1 Away: Back to the Bay. (R | News. (S) 11.05 Beverly f t 12.00 FILM: Happy Endinc* drama, starring John Schnl


takes visitors on a journey from modern puppets to Muffin the Mule. The festival weekend


starts at 11 a.m. with the spectacular grand parade of


puppets. There will be puppet


celebrities, creations from the festival outreach educa­ tional workshops pro­ gramme, giant puppets, professional performers and samba bands combining in a carnival atmosphere. Among the performances


will be one by former “ Coronation Street” star


Peter Baldwin, who will demonstrate his passion for toy theatre at the Grand Theatre Studio on Sunday


10.30


8.40 9.00


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