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£130 £130 SKY PREMIER


6.00 Jacob Two Two Meets the Hooded Fang (PG) (1991) 7.45 Buddy (U) (1997) 9.15 New Swiss Family Robinson (PG) (1998) 11.00 Jacob Two Two Meets the Hooded Fang (PG) (1991) 12.45 Field of Dreams (PG) (1989) 2.30 Buddy (U) (1997) Bizarre drama, starring Rene Russo. 4.00 New Swiss Family Robinson (PG) (1998) Adventure, starring Jane Seymour. 5.45 Field of Dreams (PG) (1989) Baseball fable, starring Kevin Costner. 7.30 Preview Show The week ahead on Sky’s movie channels. 8.00 Red Corner (15) (1997) Thriller, starring Richard Gere. 10.00 Blade (18) (1998) Premiere. Fast-paced horror, starring Wesley Snipes. 12.05 The Gingerbread Man (15) (1998) 2.00 Boogie Nights (18) (1997) 4.35 The


Directors: James Cameron SKY MOVIEMAX


6.00 The Buttercream Gang (U) (1992) 8.00 Warlord: Battle for the Galaxy (PG) (1996) 10.00 Bad as I Wanna Be (PG) (1998) 12.00 Can’t Be Heaven (PG) (1998) 2.00 The Buttercream Gang (U) (1992) Children’s drama, with Jason Johnson. 4.00 Warlord: Battle for the Galaxy (PG) (1996) Sci-fi adventure, starring Rod Taylor. 6.00 Bad as I Wanna Be (PG) (1998) Drama, starring Dennis Rodman. 8.00 Mafia! (12) (1998) Gangster spoof, starring Jay Mohr. 10.00 The Replacement Killers (18) (1998) Thriller, starring Chow Yun-Fat. 11.30 The Substitute 2: School’s Out (18) (1998) Action drama, starring Treat Williams. 1.00 In God We Trust (12) (1980) 2.40 Sin and Redemption (12) (1994) 4.15 Can’t Be Heaven (PG) (1998)


SKY CINEMA www.bigmd t©' L - .


6.00 Ghost and Mr Chicken (PG) (1965) 7.30 The Pirates of Blood River (PG) (1962) 9.00 Bombardier (PG) (1943) 11.00 Ghost and Mr Chicken (PG) (1965) 12.30 Merrill’s Marauders (PG) (1962) 2.10 The Quiet Man (U) (1952) Comedy, starring John Wayne. 4.20 Men in War (PG) (1957) Korean war drama, starring Robert Ryan. 6.05 Dr Strangelove (PG) (1963) Black comedy, starring Peter Sellers. 8.00 Cool Hand


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Luke (15) (1967) Chain-gang drama, with ‘ Paul Newman. 10.10 Body Heat (18) (1981) Steamy thriller, starring William Hurt. 12.05 Bright Angel (15) (1991) 1.40 Dr Strangelove (PG) (1963) 3.15 The Quiet Man (U) (1952)


SKY ONE


6.00 Count Duckula. 6.30 Garfield and Friends. 7.00 Tintin. 7.30 Rescue Heroes. 8.00 Pokemon. 8.30 Mega Babies. 9.00 The Simpsons. 9.30 Mummies Alive. 10.00 Roswell Conspiracies. 10.30 Starship Troopers. 11.00 World Wrestling Federation: Smackdown. 1.00 World Wrestling Federation: Livewire. 2.00 Miss Universe 2000. 4.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. 5.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 6.00 Skyrocket. 6.01 Pokemon. 6.30 The Simpsons. 7.00 Futurama. 7.30 The Simpsons. 8.00 Futurama. 8.30 The PJs. 9.00 Third Watch. 10.00 Cops. 10.30 Cops. 11.00 Yanky Panky. 12.00 Showbiz Weekly. 12.30 Tekwar. 1.30 Space: Above and Beyond. 2.30 Long Play.


SKY SPORTS 1


6.00 Hold the Back Page. 7.00 Sports Centre. 8.00 Aerobics Oz Style. 8.30 Racing News. 9.00 Australian Rugby League. 11.00 Good Morning Sports Fans. 12.00 Live European Tour Golf. David Livingstone introduces the Deutsche Bank SAP Open. 4.00 Test Cricket. 6.00 You’re On Sky Sports! 7.00 Live Spanish Football. David Bobin introduces a match from Spain’s Primera Liga. 10.00 World Wrestling Federation: Smackdown. 11.55 Premiership Shorts. 12.00 Spanish Football. 2.00 Football: FA Cup Final. Aston Villa v Chelsea. 3.00 Test Cricket. 4.00 World Wrestling Federation: Smackdown. 5.55 Premiership Shorts.


SKY SPORTS 2


6.00 Sports Unlimited. 7.00 Best of the FA Cup. 7.30 Racing News. 8.00 Football Special. 8.30 Soccer AM. 12.00 Live FA Cup Football. Aston Villa v Chelsea (Kick­ off 3.00pm). 6.00 European Tour Golf. 8.00 Live US Golf. The Colonial Classic, from the US PGA Tour, staged at Fort Worth, Texas. 11.00 World Wide Rugby. 1.30 European Tour Golf. 3.30 Australian Rules. 5.30 World Sport Special.


SKY SPORTS 3


10.00 Australian Rules. 12.00 World Wide Rugby. 2.30 Australian Rugby League. 4.30 Max Power. 5.30 Athletics. 6.00 The Winning Post: Live Racing. From Hexham and Wolverhampton. 8.30 Test Cricket. 9.30 Winning Post Special: Live Racing. The Preakness Stakes, from the Pimloco Race Course in Baltimore, Maryland. 11.00 Football: FA Cup Final. 12.00 Close.


EUROSPORT


7.00 Inside CART. 7.30 Triathlon. 8.00 Formula 3000. 8.45 Motocross. 9.15 Trial Biking. 9.45 Live Superbikes. Qualifying from Monza. 11.00 Champ Cars. 12.00 Boxing. 1.00 Live Boxing. The European Amateur Championships. 1.30 Live Formula 3000. The season’s fourth round from Germany. 3.30 Women's Tennis. 5.30 Cycling. 6.30 Superbikes. 7.30 Judo. 8.30 Boxing. 10.00 Sports Centre. 10.15 Women’s Tennis. 11.15 Cycling. 11.45 Judo. 12.45 Sports Centre. 1.00 Close.


UK GOLD


5.25 Are You Being Served? 6.00 Goodnight Sweetheart. 6.30 Porridge. 7.05 Neighbours. 9.05 Dynasty. 11.45 EastEnders. 2.35 The Bill. 5.00 Keeping Up Appearances. 5.40 FILM: Renaissance Man. Comedy. Danny DeVito stars. 8.00 The Detectives. 8.40 Dinnerladies. 9.20 One Foot in the Grave. 10.25 The Ben Elton Show. 11.05 The Thin Blue Line. 11.45 Monty Python’s Flying Circus. 12.25 Red Dwarf. 1.05 Red Dwarf. 1.40 Red Dwarf. 2.15 The Ben Elton Show. 2.55 The Detectives. 3.30 Dinnerladies. 4.25 The Thin Blue Line.


UK DRAMA


5.00 Secret Army. 6.00 Close.7.00 Secret Army. 8.00 Secret Army. 9.00 Eureka Street. 10.00 Eureka Street. 11.05 Private Schulz. 12.05 The Onedin Line. 1.00 Eureka Street. 2.05 Eureka Street. 3.05 Private Schulz. 4.05 The Onedin Line.


LIVING


6.00 Ready, Steady,'Cook. 6.30 Shopping Across the UK. 7.00 Bug Alert. 7.25 Tiny Tales. 7.30 Johnson and Friends. 7.40 My Zoo. 7.45 Polka Dot Shorts. 7.55 Practical


ine Xeta Jones joins cat bur­ glar Scan Connery for a dar­ ing raid on Millennium Eve in ! lie I hr i l ler E N T R A P -


6.00 Tho Simpsons. 6.20 The Simp­ sons. 6.45 Sliders. 7.30 This Land. 0.00 Flower for AH Seasons. 8.30 Gardeners" World 2000. 9.00 Havo I Got News for You. 9.30 Coupling. 10.00 Oper.Micn Good Guys. 10.30


Newsnmh?. 11.20 Dufty the Vampire Slayer 12.05 Brooklyn South. 12.50 Brooklyn South. 1.35 FILM: The


Slv; Cteatuie 2.50 Cioso.3.00 BBC Learning Zone 5.00 Close.


GRANADA


6.30 iTV Eveivng Nev.-s; Weather. 6.59 Granada Weather. 7.00 C a tchp hrase . 7 .3 0 C o ro na t io n Street. 8.00 Tonight at tho London Pallad ium. 9.00 What a P e r fo r ­ mance1 10.00 Springer. 11.00 ITV Nightly News; Weather. 11.20


Granada News; Weather. 11.30 Dharmo and Groa. 12.00 Veronica's Ciosot. 12.35 Dinl-a-Date. 1.05 The


Practice. 2.00 Popped In. Crashed Out. ITV News He ad lin e s . 2.30 Clu b 'iT v is io n . 3.05 Box O ffice


America. 3.30 Trisha; ITV News Headlines. 4.30 Judge Judy. 4.50 I TV fjightscreon.


C H A N N E L 4


6.30 Friends. 7.00 Channel 4 News; Weather. 7.30 Today at the Test. 8.00 Real Gardens 8.30 Brookside. 9.00 Friends. 9.30 Smack tho Pony. 10.00 Frasier. 10.30 TFI Friday: Live. 11.30 dotcomedy. 12.05 4 Music: 4 Play —- Getting Away With It. 1.05 4 Later: Bits 1*40 4 Later: Hey Good Looking. 2.40 4 Later: The Strip. 3.35 4 Later: The Magic Roundabout. 3.40 FILM: Fear is the


Key. 5.30 Countdown. C H A N N E L 5


6.00 5 News: Weather. 6.30 Family Aitrurr.: 5 News Update. 7.00 WCW Worldwide; 5 Nows Update. 8.05 Xcn.r Warrior Princess; 5 News at 9. 9.00 Tho Lady Forgets; 5 News Late. 10.50 FILM: Animal Instincts. 12.40 Poltergeist: The Legacy. 1.30 FILM: I Want to Live. 3.05 FILM: Comanche icnitory. 4.20 Monsters. 4.40 Prisoner; Celt Bic-ck H. 5.30 Nome That Tunc.


SATURDAY, MAY20TH BBC1


7.00 Planet Saturday: Wildlife. (R) (S) 7.05 Harry and the Hendersons. (R) (C) (S) 7.35 Bump in the Night. (R) (S) 8.00 The Real Adventures ol Jonny Quest. (R) (C) (S) 8.20 Rugrats. (R) (C) (S) 8.45 FBi. (S) 11.45 LA 7. (R) (C) (S) 12.10 News; Weather. (C) 12.15 FILM: Herbie Rides Again (1974). Disney action comedy, starring Heien Hayes. (C) I .


40 ’Alio ’Alio! (R) (C) 2.30 FILM: My Fair


Lady (1964). Multi-Oscar-winning musical, starring Audrey Hepburn. (C) 5.15 News; Weather. (C) 5.30 Regional News and Sport. (C) 5.35 Whatever You Want. Gaby Roslin presents the chance for a lucky youngster to be England’s mascot at Wembley. (C) (S)


6.25 A Question of Pop. With guests Bonnie Tyler. Limahl. Easther and Danny McNamara. (C) (S)


6.55 Big Break. Matthew Stevens. Steve Davis and Dean Reynolds cue up to pot prizes lor contestants. (C) (S)


7.25 The National Lottery: Winning Lines. Fast-paced quiz, hosted by Simon Mayo, in which 49 studio contestants answer questions on a variety of topics. (C) (S)


8.05 City Central. Miller goes undercover into the murky world of stolen videos, but nearly blows the operation by over-reacting to a dealer's advances. Meanwhile, an injured burglar's condition takes a turn for the worse; (C) (S) National Lottery Update.


S TA R S IN THE IR E Y E S L IV E FINAL Granada 7.30pm “He’s rubbish, he sounds nothing like him”. Familiar words from v iew ­ e rs watching the singing soundalike se r ie s , but you have to admire the co n te s ­ tan ts for having the guts to go on the show and per­ form in front of cam e ra s and a live studio audience, even when their imperson­ ation isn ’t all that good. Larger-than-life presenter Matthew Kelly (pictured) openly admits he couldn’t


BBC2


8.50 News; Weather. (C) 9.10 FILM: Rocky (1976). Oscar-winning boxing drama, starring Sylvester Stal­ lone as a struggling prize-fighter whose dream of being world heavy­ weight champion moves a stage clos­ er to reality when he gets a shot at the title. With Burgess Meredith, Talia Shire and Carl Weathers. (C)


I I .


Chelsea. Gary Lineker introduces highlights of this afternoon's FA Cup final at Wembley Stadium. Alan Hanson provides analysis. (C) (S)


11.55 They Think It's All Over. Light-heart­ ed sports quiz captained by David Gower and Gary Lineker, supported by guests; (R) (C) (S) Weather.


12.30 FILM: Avalanche (TVM 1994). High-altitude thriller about a ruthless smuggler who menaces the family of a mountain man trapped by an avalanche. David Hasselhoff and Michael Gross star. (C)


1.55 A Question of Sport. (R) (C) (S) 2.25 Top of the Pops. (R) (C) (S) 2.55 News 24.


by Lesley Knight


6.00 Wildlife SOS. (R) (T) (S) 6.30 Champions of the Wild. (R) (T) (S) 7.00 5 News. (S) 7.30 Milkshake! (S) 7.35 Tickle, Patch and Friends; (R) (S) 5 News Update. 8.00 Lassie. (R) (S) 8.30 Mirror, Mirror; (R) (S) 5 News Update. 9.00 Witchworld. (R) (S) 9.30 Animal X. (R) (S) 10.00 Knight Rider; (R) 5 News Update. 10.30 The Core; 10.30 USA High; (R) (S) 5 News Update. 11.00 The Pepsi Chart. (R) (T) (S) 11.30 Inside Football. (S) 12.00 5 News at Lunchtime. (T) (S) 12.10 FILM: McMillan and Wife: Death of a Monster, Birth of a Legend


6.05 Open University. 8.00 Weekend 24. (S) 9.00 Open University. 10.40 See Hear! on Saturday. (S) 11.25 Wildlife on Two. (R) (C) (S) 11.55 The Phil Silvers Show. (R) (bw) 12.20 Blake's 7. (R) 1.15 Racing from Newbury. (S) 2.55 FILM: The VIPs (1963). Drama, starring Elizabeth Taylor. (C) 4.50 The Morecambe and Wise Show; (R) (C) When I Grow Up. (C) 5.20 TOTP 2. (R) (C) (S) 6.05 The Naked Chef. Jamie receives a surprise. (R) (C) (S)


6.35 BBC News; Sport; Weather. (C) 6.50 Correspondent Europe. Ecolog­ ical disasters. (C) (S)


7.35 The History Zone: One Foot in the Past. (C) (S)


05 Match of the Day. Aston Villa v


8.05 History Zone Films: Becoming One Flesh. Marriage. (C) (S)


8.55 Lesley Garrett: Tonight! New series. Marti Pellow guests. (S)


9.25 Funny Women. Tribute to actress Patricia Routledge. (R) (C)


9.55 Keeping Up Appearances. Hyacinth plans supper. (R) (C) (S)


10.25 Black Cab. (C) (S) 10.35 Arena. The Islamic veil. (C) (S) 11.25 Coupling. Susan invites Steve for supper. (R) (C) (S)


11.55 Later with Jools Holland. With Lou Reed. Last in series. (C) (S)


1.00 FILM: Operation Condor (1991). Martial arts adventure. 2.45 Close. 3.00 BBC Learning Zone. 5.00 Close.


CHANNEL 5


(TVM 1974). 1.30 Days of Our Lives. (T) (S) 3.50 The Core: Daria. 4.15 Boyz and Girlz: Remix. (S) 4.45 Singled Out. (S) 5.20 Zoe, Duncan, Jack and Jane. (R) (S) 5.45 5 News and Sport. (T) (S) 5.50 The New Adventures of Robin Hood. Robin is killed in battle. (S)


6.45 Fort Boyard. Adventure game show, with Melinda Messenger. (R) (T) (S)


7.45 5 News and Sport. (T) (S) 8.00 Cyclone!. Insight into the phenome­ non; (R) (T) 5 News at 9.


9.00 FILM: One Hot Summer Night (1997). Thriller about a woman falsely accused of orchestrating her million­ aire husband's murder. Erika Eleniak stars; (T) (S) 5 News Late.


10.40 FILM: Mirror Images (1991). Erotic thriller, with Delia Sheppard.


12.30 FILM: Round Midnight (1986). Musical drama, with Dexter Gordon. 2.55 Water Rats. (R) (S) 3.45 Water Rats. (R) (S) 4.30 Russell Grant’s Postcards. 4.40 Prisoner. Cell Block H. 5.30 Name That Tune; (R) (S) 5 News Update.


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be a contestant on the pro­ gramme, saying “I have a lot of admiration for the people who come on the show. What they do ta k e s a lot of courage”. Truer words were never spoken.


CHANNEL 4


5.55 Sesame Street. (R) 6.55 Ivor the Engine. (R) (T) 7.00 Big Spot. (R) (T) 7.30 Pippi Longstocking. (R) (T) 8.00 Trans World Sport. (T) 9.00 The Morning Line. 10.00 Cricket Roadshow. 10.55 Live Test Cricket. England v Zimbabwe. Subsequent programmes may be subject to change. (T) 1.00 The Lunch Break. (T) 1.40 Live Test Cricket. England v Zimbabwe. Subsequent programmes may be subject to change. (T) 2.35 Racing from Nottingham and Thirsk and Cricket. Races at 2.45, 3.00, 3.15, 3.30, 3.45 and 4.00. 4.10 Live Test Cricket. England v Zimbabwe. Subsequent programmes may be subject to change. (T) 6.30 Channel 4 News; Weather. (T) 7.00 Brookside. Omnibus. (T) 8.25 Anna Karenina. The heroine dis­ covers she is pregnant. (R) (T)


9.35 Today at the Test. Highlights of England v Zimbabwe. (T)


10.10 FILM: Return of the Seven (1966). Western sequel, starring Yul Brynner and Robert Fuller. (T)


12.00 Electric Frank. Drama short, with Aoife Doyle. 12.15 4 Later: jaaaaam. (T) 12.45 4 Later: Shadow People. (T) 1.00 4 Later: How to Make a Bollywood Movie. (T) 1.35 4 Later: Exploitica Rides Again. (T) 2.35 FILM: Bottle Rocket (1996). Comedy, with Luke Wilson. 4.15 Phil Kay Feels. (R) (T) (S) 4.40 Trans World Sport. (R) (T) 5.35 Countdown. (R) (T) (S)


5.30 ITV Morning News. 6.00 GMTV: News. 6.10 Professor Bubble. 6.30 Barney and Friends. 6.50 The Big Bug Show. 7.10 Jellikins. 7.40 Diggit. 9.25 SMTV Live. (S) 10.30 CD UK. (S) 11.00 FA Cup Final 2000. (T) 11.40 ITV News; Weather. (T) 11.45 Granada News; Weather. (T) 11.55 F1: European Grand Prix Qualifying. Action and news from the qualifying session of the European Grand Prix at Germany’s Nurburgring. (T) (S) 1.10 The Big Match: FA Cup Final 2000. Aston Villa v Chelsea (Kick­ off 3.00pm). Desmond Lynam introduces the build-up and all the action from the FA Cup final at Wembley Stadium. Clive Tyldesley and Ron Atkinson commentate. In the event of extra time and penal­ ties, subsequent programmes are subject to change. (T)


5.25 Granada News; Weather. (T) 5.40 ITV News; Results; Weather. (T)


5.55 Guinness World Records. The woman with the world’s smallest corseted waist, the longest car jump with a caravan in tow, and an attempt to beat the record for the most clothes-pegs clipped to a person's face. (T) (S)


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6.45 You’ve Been Framed! Rib-tickling collection of camcorder calamities and cock-ups, starring, the great British public. (T) (S)


7.30 Stars in Their Eyes Live Final. Matthew Kelly invites the 10 heat winners to walk through those


fateful doors once more and become their hit-making heroes in a bid for this year’s title. (T) (S)


9.10 Denis Norden’s Laughter File 2. Pranks and pitfalls suffered by hapless actors and directors dur­ ing the making of TV shows, films and commercials. (T) (R)


10.10 Stars in Their Eyes Results. Matthew Kelly presents edge-of- the-seat viewing as he announces the viewers' phone-poll results — who will walk olf with the title this time? With soundalikes of Whilney Houston, Lisa Stansfield, Frankie Valli, and Frank Sinatra. (T) (S)


10.30 ITV News; Weather. (T) 10.44 Granada Weather. 10.45 FILM: Terminal Velocity (1994). A skydiving instructor becomes embroiled in espionage while investigating the death of a woman whose parachute failed to open. Adventure, starring Charlie Sheen and Nastassja Kinski. (T)


12.35 FILM: Dead Silence (1991). Three women agree to keep quiet about accidentally running down a pedestrian while drink-driving. Emotional drama, starring Renee


Estevez and Carrie Mitchum; (T) (S) ITV News Headlines.


2.20 Dial-a-Date. (R) 2.50 Planet Rock Profiles. (R) (S) 3.20 Airwolf; ITV News Headlines. 4.10 World Football. (R) 4.35 Box Office America. (R) 5.00 ITV Nightscreen.


YORKSHIRE


11.45 Calendar News and Weather 5.25 Calendar News and Weather 5.30 Scoreline 10.44 Local Weather


week


Parenting. 8.00 Professor Bubble. 8.25 Caillou. 8.30 Babaloos. 8.35 Tiny and Crew. 8.50 Practical Parenting. 9.00 Forgive or Forget. 9.50 Relationship SOS. 10.25 Home and Away. 12.30 FILM: Mother of the Bride. Comedy, starring Rue McClanahan. 2.20 FILM: Northern Lights. Family drama, starring Diane Keaton and Maury Chaykin. 4.20 Maury Povich. 6.00 Fame LA. 7.00 Judge Judy. 8.00 Murder Call. 9.00 Profiler. 10.00 The Jerry Springer Show. 11.45 Sex Bites. 12.00 Screenshop.


GRANADA PLUS


6.00 On the Buses. 6.30 On the Buses. 7.00 Plus on Plus. 7.30 Please Sir! 8.00- Singles. 8.30 Supersonic. 9.00 Mission: Impossible. 10.00 Charlie’s Angels. 11.00 The Love Boat. 12.00 The Two of Us. 12.30 Plus on Plus. 1.00 On the Buses. 1.30 On the Buses. 2.00 Poirot. 3.00 Jeeves and Wooster. 4.00 The Love Boat. 5.00 Starsky and Hutch. 6.00 Batman. 6.30 Batman. 7.00 Poirot. A series of grisly killings. 9.00 Band of Gold. Carol baits the killer. 10.00 The Wheeltappers and Shunters Social Club. Comedy. 10.30 The Comedians. 11.00 Granada Men and Motors.


SCI-FI


8.00 FILM: Weird Science. Teen sci-fi comedy, starring Kelly LeBrock. 9.45 Sci- Focus Special. 10.00 FILM: Patlabor II. Animation sequel. 12.00 Close.


HISTORY


12.00 The End of the World. 12.55 Photos for the Future. 1.00 Line of Fire. 2.00 Biography: Michael Caine. 4.00 The Trials of Doctor Samuel Sheppard. 4.30 The Green Beret Killer. 5.00 Eagles of the Crown. 6.00 Combat Medics. 7.00 Biography: Spencer Tracy.


DIGITAL BBC CHOICE


6.00 CBBC on Choice. 7.00 Row Z. 7.30 TOTP 2. 8.15 Techno Games 2000. he sprint and swimming finals. 9.00 Rage TV. 9.01 TV Tantrums 1. 9.15 Tantrums and Tiaras. Elton John throwing a wobbly. 10.20 TV Tantrums 2. Celebrities lose their cool. 10.40 Tom and Jerry. Spike builds a kennel. 10.45 Inside Story. 11.40 TV Tantrums 1. 11.55 TV Tantrums 2. 12.10 Bill Hicks: Relentless. 1.10 Tantrums and Tiaras. 2.15 Close.


ITV 2


9.25 Gladiatctrs. 11.30 Trisha. 12.30 Home and Away. 2.30 Chart Choice. 2.45 Trisha. 6.00 Heartbeat. 7.00 The Planet’s Funniest Animals. 7.30 Game Girls. 8.00 The Very Best of The Bill. 12.00 Videotech. 12.30 Club@vision. 1.15 Planet Rock Profiles. 1.45 Close.


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