SERVICE ABOVE SELF


JUNE 2020 : ISSUE 134


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JUNE CALENDAR ************************************* ROTARY


FELLOWSHIPS MONTH


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D u e t o t h e c o r o n a v i r u s restrictions we are currently meeting via Zoom.


TUESDAY 2nd Distribution of Lockdown Funds


TUESDAY 9th CLUB ASSEMBLY AG John Holmes in attendance


TUESDAY 16th Zoom Fellowship


TUESDAY 23rd Speaker: James Yule Topic: Easy Fundraising


TUESDAY 30th Presidential Handover


************************************* NB Please remember to arrange for a substitute if you are unable to fulfil your duty and inform Marilyn Rowan Rhind who will in turn inform Isobel Clifford, Grace Morris and Eric Fraser of any changes.


THE LAST LAUGH Suddenly Senior!


“Last week we ate at a marvel lous restaurant. I highly recommend it.” The second man said, “Well, I’ll take your word for it. What is it called?” The first man paused, thinking intently, then said, “What’s the name of that flower you give to someone to be romantic, the one that is usually red and has thorns?” “Oh! You mean a rose?” asked the second man. “Yes, that’s it!” said the first man. Then he called into the kitchen, “Rose, what’s the name of that restaurant we went to last week?”


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——————————————————————— wo elderly lady friends of many years


were sitting playing cards when one said, “My dear friend, I know that this is terrible, but can you remind me what your name is?” Her friend gave her a long hard stare, then replied, “Mmmm! How soon do you need to know?”


retired couple went to dinner at the


home of some old friends. After dinner the two men got talking. One said,


PLEASE NOTE Copy for the JULY 2020


Edition should be with the Editor (gracefm47@gmail.com) by SATURDAY 27th JUNE


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