I spread a liberal amount of the Jeweler’s Rouge on a glass plate and began slowly, almost lovingly, stroking the blade along the glass. I continued until the phone rang. It was the chemical lab; they were sending someone with my test results.


I had time for only one more thing. As you know, I have a large, bench-mounted magnifying glass in my lab; it has a curved, fluorescent light surrounding the lens.


I wanted to see, I needed to see the results of my ob- session. As you almost certainly have guessed by now, it was this final action that would lead to my horrible injury.


When I arrived at the magnifying lens, I immediately turned on the fluorescent light, put the blade under the lens, bent over and looked directly at the knife blade. The injury happened so quickly I didn’t even notice it at first, there was no pain. I found that I had gotten that knife so sharp, that when I looked at it, that terribly sharp blade, actually cut my vision in half.


Fortunately I had read about a world famous team of eye surgeons who are located in south-central Wyoming: Dr. Angler and Dr. Trout.


It turns out that they can completely restore my vi- sion, but I must leave immediately. The treatment is expected to take about two weeks.


I spread a liberal amount of the Jeweler’s Rouge on a glass plate and began slowly, almost lovingly, stroking the blade along the glass. I continued until the phone rang. It was the chemical lab; they were sending someone with my test results.


Your faithful and obedient servant.


15 PHF MAGAZINE


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