Turf Side Up Quote me happy
“... they are coming off the back of two one-all defeats.” Sky TV’s Don Goodman - his confidence can’t be high!
“I’m going to play at centre-half against Aston Villa on Saturday.” Everton manager David Moyes reveals the extent of his side's injury crisis.
“I do not eat children.” Toulon lock Bakkies Botha attempts to play down his bad boy image.
“We are playing five right backs.” Swansea manager Brendan Rodgers appears to have found a way to stop Tottenham's Gareth Bale.
“I think Russell Grant is your man for that!” Kenny Dalglish points journalists in another direction when asked where the return of Steven Gerrard will take Liverpool.
“Not while I’ve got a hole in my bum.” Wolves manager Mick McCarthy, after being asked whether he thought Nenad Milijas deserved his red card against Arsenal.
“It was the size of the heart against the size of the wallet, and today the heart won.” Harlequins coach Conor O’Shea hails their Heineken Cup victory over big-spending Toulouse.
“Winner winner chicken dinner.” Ian Poulter announces his victory at the Australian Masters to his Twitter followers.
“We’ll be taking any talk of a new mystery ball with a pinch of salt.” Graeme Swann insists he is not concerned by Saeed Ajmal’s promise of a ‘mystery’ delivery - the rest of the team should have been!
“As far as I know, humans are supposed to breathe through the nose.” Novak Djokovic mocks Jim Courier after being asked if he had put extra focus on breathing through his nose against David Ferrer.
“If one of the leading clubs rings up, I’d still tell them to Foxtrot Oscar.” Mick McCarthy finds an imaginative way to warn clubs away from making a bid for Steven Fletcher.
“My mum was the first person on the phone and she said you might want to apologise.” Lee Westwood was forced to apologise for swearing on TV.
“No, I’m planning on losing my next match.” Victoria Azarenka hits back at a ‘silly question’ when asked if she intends to keep up her winning streak.
“I find it a disease that we should stamp out as quickly as we possibly can.” Stoke boss Tony Pulis calls on PFA to stamp out cheating after Robert Huth’s sending off.
Cobbled together from Sky Sports, ESPN Sport and watching far too much sport on television!
The pie’s the limit! Unqualified proof, if it were ever needed, that kestrels are intelligent!
Eric also contracts out a fair amount of work during the year, using contractors
The pitch was then raise mown
Getting a job in the industry as an unqualified person was proofing to be difficult
… he has his hands in many other pies
Whilst inspecting the pitch you could defiantly see and feel the difference
... and then employed a Kestrel to come in and linear aerate
... like so many of his fellow peers
... one of the most hunting ones is the First world war memorial
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DATES for your DIARY MARCH
10th - Rugby Union, RBS 6 Nations, Wales v Italy; Ireland v Scotland (
www.rbs6nations.com)
11th - Rugby Union, RBS 6 Nations, France v England (
www.rbs6nations.com)
13th to 16th - Horseracing, Cheltenham Festival, Cheltenham Racecourse, UK (
www.cheltenham.co.uk)
15th to 17th - The Landscape Show, Olympia, London (
www.landscapeshow.co.uk)
16th - Rugby Union, England Legends v Irish Legends, The Twickenham Stoop (
www.englandirelandlegends.co.uk)
17th - Rugby Union, RBS 6 Nations, England v Ireland, Twickenham (
www.rfu.com)
20th to 22nd - EcoBuild, ExCel, London (
www.ecobuild.co.uk)
22nd - Pitchcare’s Essential Management Skills, All England Lawn Tennis Club (
www.groundsmantraining.co.uk)
25th - Football, Johnstone’s Paint Trophy Final, Wembley Stadium (
www.johnstonespainttrophy.com)
26th-30th - 1st Test Match, Sri Lanka v England, Galle (
www.cricketworld.com)
APRIL
3rd -7th - 2nd Test Match, Sri Lanka v England, Colombo (
www.cricketworld.com)
4th - Indian Premier League (IPL5) begins (
ipl-2012.org)
5th - LV County Cricket Championship begins (
www.cricketworld.com)
5th - 8th - The Masters, Augusta National Golf Club, Georgia. (
www.augusta.com)
14th - Horseracing, John Smith’s Grand National, Aintree Racecourse (
www.aintree.co.uk)
14th and 15th - Football, The FA Cup Semi-Finals, Wembley Stadium (
www.wembleystadium.com)
MAY
4th - Clydesdale Bank 40 begins (
www.cricketworld.com)
5th and 6th, Horseracing, The QIPCO Guineas Festival, Newmarket Racecourse (
www.newmarketracecourses.co.uk)
9th - Football, UEFA Europa League Final, Stadionul National, Bucharest, Romania (
www.uefa.com)
10th to 13th - Diamond Jubilee Pageant, Windsor, London (
www.diamont-jubilee-pageant.com)
17th to 21st - Cricket, 1st nPower Test, England v West Indies, Lord’s (
www.cricketworld.com)
19th - Football, UEFA Champions League Final, Allianz Arena, Munich, Germany (
www.uefa.com)
22nd to 26th - RHS Chelsea Flower Show, Royal Hospita,l Chelsea, London (
www.rhs.org.uk)
24th - Pitchcare’s Essential Management Skills, All England Lawn Tennis Club (
www.groundsmantraining.co.uk)
24th to 25th - Golf, BMW PGA Championship, The Wentworth Club, Surrey (
www.bmw-golfsport.com)
To add your event to Forward Thinking please email details to
ellie@pitchcare.com and don’t forget that you can add it to Pitchcare’s online calendar yourself! Simply log on to
www.pitchcare.com, select ‘Calendar’ in the Home drop down button on the top banner and click on “Add event’ at the top of the page.
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