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Outsmarted JOKES HA VE Y OU BEEN CROSSWORD THE WET STUFF


JÜRGEN KLOPP HAS RULED HIMSELF OUT OF THE MAN UTD JOB, BUT


SAID HIS BROTHER KLIPPITY MIGHT BE INTERESTED.


I HEARD A FUNNY NOISE WHILST IN BED LAST NIGHT SO I JUMPED UP AND DID ALL THE USUAL STUFF - CHECKED THE FRONT DOOR,


CHECKED THE WINDOWS, SHOT MY GIRLFRIEND FIVE TIMES, CHECKED THE BACK DOOR.


TURNS OUT THERE WAS NO ONE THERE!


SOME GIRL JUST ASKED ME IF I THOUGHT SHE WAS WEARING TOO MUCH MAKE-UP.


Across 2 Tis dunked in energy drink really exploded onto the scene (12)


5 Originated in Cuba, HQ in Bermuda(7)


9 Sponsor of Everton football club (5)


11 Jasper Newton Daniel drinks a bottle of what? (4)


13 Good things come to those who wait (8)


14 Would you drink this soft drink if you were feeling a bit croc? (8)


15 What kind of seaman was Jerry, who was fond of a tipple? (6)


16 Gives you wings. (3,4) 17 Originated in Nazi Germany, a product of Coca-Cola Deutschland. (5)


6/ May 2014/outlineonline.co.uk


Down 1 Did Brad's Drink get more pep in its step in 1903? (5)


3 Ramsey likes a tipple. (7) 4 It's clearly the best choice soda for keeping tabs on your weight. (3)


6 A taste of the exotic (7) 7 Could you learn something by drinking whiskey? (8)


8 Does some celebrity bird drink this? (6)


9 Charmed up and brewed in Bangalore (5)


10 British Diageo-owned Russian brand. (8)


12 Scotland's other national drink. (3,3)


I SAID IT DEPENDED ON WHETHER SHE WAS GOING TO KILL BATMAN OR NOT.


'DAVID CAMERON STUNG BY JELLYFISH'


"I FELT THE SLIMY SPINELESS CREATURE COME INTO CONTACT WITH ME BEFORE FEELING A SICKENING PAIN" SAID THE JELLYFISH.


MY COLLEAGUE CAN NO LONGER ATTEND NEXT WEEKS INNUENDO SEMINAR SO I HAVE TO FILL HER SLOT INSTEAD.


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