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like performances, buffets and gam- bling then our next recommendation will definitely be up your alley. Pala Casino has some great entertain-


ment lined up for January, so a visit there should be mandatory for your posse. Kathy Griffin brings her celeb tell-all comedy to the stage Saturday, January 11 and for a blast from the past via Sweden,The Music of Abba comes to lifeSaturday, January 18. For tickets and more info go topalacasino.com. JESSICA: I need to hit the casino,


win me some money and enjoy me some Kathy Griffin! That D-list redhead is a funny good time and definitely worth the trip! DAISY: I love the casino, I’m not


DAISY AND JESSICA’S by daisy torres & jessica d’nalga


WELCOME TO 2014! WE HOPE THE NEW YEAR BRINGS GREAT THINGS FOR EVERYONE. This being our sports and fitness


issue, we wanted to have a discussion about the health part. Our fitness routine is none of your business! All we have to say is that go- ing up’n’down stairs in stilettos is like doing squats and is hard work! But seriously, please remember, the


start of a new year is a good time to think about getting a check up to make sure everything is running properly. Not to mention signing up for a full STD exam; it’s important to “know your status” as they say. It’s up to you to keep yourself healthy so don’t procrastinate. DAISY: That reminds me I need to


go to my gynecologist, I wonder why my period never came. JESSICA: Ummm……because you don’t have a vajajay!


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WITHWHAT FUN EVENTS CAN WE KICK OFF 2014? Attention all potential athletes...


No not us, we’re just the cheerleading squad. We want to remind you guys that the San Diego American Flag Football League will be welcoming new players to the numerous teams that are part of one of the largest flag leagues in the states. They are kicking off their events with a pub-crawl on Saturday, January 11 and rookie camps Saturday and Sunday, Janu- ary 18 and 25 sign up at sdffl.org. DAISY: Sexy, sweaty guys, running


after each other and pulling on each others flags…oh my, I need some ice, its gettin’ hot in here. JESSICA: Forget the pulling of the


flags sis.. It’s the sweaty, masculine, burly, hairy men that need some TLC. Come on boys, make my night. Body massages anyone? If sports are not your thing, but you


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a gambler but I do enjoy a yummy buffet. Just don’t let my trainer read this. My ideal trip would go as follows: Arrive early for a bite or two, grab a cocktail, enjoy Ms. Griffin, then maybe put some money in a slot (and no, not one of my sisters) to see if I win some shoe money. JESSICA: Bitch!! My slot’s clean!


You’re the slut!! Our next recommendation is Eleva-


tion: 2014, three destinations to party and enjoy gay ski weeks: Lake Tahoe, February 6 through 9, Park City, Utah


February 20 through 23 and Mam- moth March 12 through 16. Hot ski bunnies for sure. DAISY: Can you imagine all the


snow, sexy guys and parties? And you know, ski week involves hot tubs to heat things up…so book right now. JESSICA: I need me a cabin with a


hot tub, a swing, some bears and some booze! DAISY: Here’s my little shameless


plug...but, well, who will plug me if I don’t? That sounded way dirtier than intended. Don’t forget the Golden Chicks Show at Brass Rail onSaturday, January 11, a $5 cover, with drink specials and a fantastic show. New members of the Golden Chicks will be introduced: Miss Dayamis Styles and Miss Bebe Gunn. Welcome to the group girls—now don’t get your crap in my space. Our next show is Thursday January 16at #1 Fifth Avenueand this time I don’t care if it rains, I’m going on stage. Mother nature has it out for me, the past two months it has rained and December’s show had to be canceled. Catch us at 8 p.m. Remember, no cover, lots of fun and entertainment. Come on, mother nature, help a girl out! January is all about starting over and setting goals, so we will make this short and sweet. Grab you a new agenda (or get your assistant to grab that agenda), check out our calendar on page 58 and fill the month with exciting things to do around town. Try something new: go to a play, see a concert, ask that cute guy to dance. Adventures are endless if you just


DAISY: It was so much fun attending my besties Luigi & Michaels ‘ Holiday Party. Such great hosts and what a beautiful house.


jump...And we meant a proverbial leap, not jumping on it!! We are dressed as nurses because


we wanted you to remember “that a spoo ful of sugar makes the medicine go down…in the most delightful way.” Happy 2014 and the best wishes to all of our friends, family and readers!


XOXO DAISY TORRES & JESSICA D’NALGA


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