broken bones because if she had fallen on him whilst performing the Cowboy he would probably have ended up as a headline in the EDP as the victim of an asphyxiation sex act.
And only yesterday I was told of a client woken from her slumber at 4am only to see a portly elderly gentleman being stretchered out of a dominatrix’s house by an ambulance crew, oxygen mask over his distended purple face. I’m guessing he paid handsomely for the broken state of his body, but I’m also guessing the only person broken hearted will be his wife when she gets a call from the N&N telling her that hubby is in ITU after getting ‘the girlfriend experience’ when she thought he was in Paris for an insurance
conference.
Taking a look at the internet, there are loads of similar stories; there seem to be very few matches of this
Te only famous couple that seem to be truly long term happy are Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta Jones. I’m not saying it never works, just that it’s a rare thing - not quite as rare as hens’ teeth - but almost.
So this is a bit of a warning to Mr Ecclestone. Protect your cash, after all you have two high maintenance daughters that want their inheritance; protect your heart - always keep in your mind she will probably leave you; and avoid at all costs sexual acrobatics - it could kill you - you’ve been warned!
kind that stand the test of time (not to mention colostomy bag changing, Viagra and night after night of falling asleep on the sofa).
Fannie Annie x
Annie Martyn is Managing Director of Waxed Works UK Ltd.
www.waxedworks.co.uk
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