Brandy
I drink it when I’m happy, I drink it when I’m sad. I drink it when I’m being good, and especially when bad.
I drink it when my friends come round I drink all by myself I keep the bottle near me upon the kitchen shelf.
I drink it when I’m hungry I drink it when I’m not I drink it when I’m freezing and also when I’m hot.
I drink it when I’m working I drink it when at play I drink it every single night but mostly in the day.
I drink it just to be polite I drink it when I’m rude I drink it when I’m over dressed and when I’m in the nude.
Otherwise I never touch it, as is obvious in the rhyme. I just drink it when I’m thirsty and I’m thirsty all the time!!!
J an Pic r e
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