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We also got a little culture last month when we headed to the La Jolla Music


Society for the fantastic dance troupe Pilobolus. Wow, the things those perform- ers can do with their bodies is amazing. I know the show has come and gone but we do encourage everyone to check out the local theater scene because there is so much out there to see. Daisy: Imagine what those boys can do behind close doors… I need to take up


Pilates to keep up—or down. Jessica: Yeah, they are in amazing shape! Not only do you need to do Pilates


but you had better stock up on some ibuprofen for your arthritis! Next we had some laughs at Diversionary Theater’s Cabaret series as they pre-


sented The Facts of Life The Lost Episode! “You take the good, you take the bad…” Ha, this was definitely not the PG show. Daisy: I laughed so hard I almost peed my pants! They should offer everyone a


pair of Depends at the door. Like many other people, we made some resolutions for the New Year. Daisy: I need to work out, eat less sweets and try not to fall for d*cks, I mean


find Mr. Right not Mr. Right Now. Jessica: Not only have I gone back to school, but I’m also going back to the


gym. I’m shedding pounds fast and gaining some muscle tone. I’m definitely going to be ready for summer this year and as one of my favorite housewives says, “baby has a donkey booty”, so I’m working on making it bigger! Squat— squat—squat! Let’s look at February and figure out where everyone should be to make it a special one. Kicking off February in royal style, we invite everyone to the Imperial Court de San Diego’s Coronation XL, A Military Affair, on Saturday, February 11 at 6 p.m. at the San Diego Marriott in Mission Valley. This is a formal, black tie event, so NO short mini-dresses, ladies. Daisy: As Princess Daisy de San Diego, I will have to cover the beautiful legs


that mother nature gave me, but I will do my best to look like a movie star on Oscar night. Jessica:This only means I have to get a new outfit, because as you all know my


DAISY AND JESSICA’S by daisy torres & jessica d’nalga 2012 started out with many new changes in our lives. We are happy to report


that Daisy is ensconced in her new place with a new roommate, our sister Barbarah Zeta-Roycee. And in the meanwhile, Jessica has moved to Carlsbad to attend school—cuz we Pussycat Girls are career ladies. Don’t worry yourselves though, the dynamic duo isn’t out of commission just because Jessica is being a good school girl. We will make it work and Jessica will be visiting all the time for fun and action. Let’s be honest, there’s not much to do in Carlsbad, except for the marines, and they’re all bottoms. Aside from moving, we kicked off the New Year with some fun activities includ-


ing Eden’s first year anniversary celebration. The Hillcrest hotspot celebrated its one-year anniversary with a paper party on January 11. As always, the place was full of people dressed to impress and there were plenty of drinks to get the spirits rolling. The Perry Twins were in charge of the dance floor and we had a great time dancing the Wednesday night away. Good thing the entireRage family was there, so we all knew we would be late for work the next day. Daisy: I had a blast! My feet were sore the next day from all the dancing. I


know, I know, I need to wear sensible shoes—but who is going to pick up a girl in sensible shoes? Jessica: The drinks were pouring, the music was popping and so was my


booty. I had a great time, but trust me my thighs were sore the next day from those damn heels!


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motto, the shorter the better! Valentine’s Day is in February but since we’re single, we will be on the prowl as


we celebrate Singles Awareness Day (S.A.D.), so if any hot, single boys want to celebrate with us, send us an E-mail. A few days later, we will be heading to the Celebration Theater in L.A. for Leslie


Jordan’s Fruit Fly. Leslie Jordan is one funny guy. He’s got a quick, razor sharp wit and seems to have an endless supply of one-liners to fit any situation. This show is definitely worth the drive. For tickets check out celebrationtheatre.com The 11th annual Hillcrest Mardi Gras Street Party celebration will be held on Fat


Tuesday, February 21 on University Avenue between First and Fourth Avenue. You know what that means…. Beads, beads and more beads. Daisy: Some lucky and brave boys will go home with our very special beads if


they have the goods… Jessica: I’m ready to play the notorious game of “what you gonna show me for


your beads?” Get ready boys! Now for the big event of the month: It’s Daisy’s and Ruby’s Birthday! Daisy:This year for my birthday I want to party. Maybe a night of bar hopping


or perhaps a big event. If you would like to join in on the fun, check out my Face- book page for all the details. Jessica: Happy birthday sister! I love you and I don’t know what I would do without you!


HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY —LOVE AND KISSES! XOXO,


Jessica D’Nalga and Daisy Torres facebook/daisytorresrage photography by Dennis Covey denniscoveyart.com


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