Quote me happ Forward THINKING y
“There’s two scenarios here. It’s an anagram, isn’t it? If I get promoted I’m a god and if we don’t I’m a dog.” Wolves manager, Mick McCarthy, might have a future in crossword compiling if his side fail to win promotion.
“The referee tonight is Turkish, that’s a new language for Craig Bellamy to argue in.” ITV commentators in the second leg of Man City v Copenhagen.
“Cook was out on the pull against South Africa.” Cricket commentator during West Indies-England.
“Stephen Ireland’s on his own. He’s looking for Kompany.” Fox Sports commentator watching West Ham v Man City
“Ramdin cuts it off his stumps. He’ll cut anything, will Ramdin, including the ribbon at a local village fair.” CMJ on TMS identifies DR’s favourite shot.
“Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.” Brian
O’Driscoll when asked about his relationship with England coach Martin Johnson.
It’s a fruit you know
“He wouldn’t even bowl my mum and my brother out. He’s ordinary. But then my mum was better than me...” Geoffrey Boycott talking about Daren Powell on TMS
“They chanced their arm, and it came off.” Brian Moore during the England-Wales rugby match.
“France are playing with a game-plan implemented by Inspector Clouseau.” Brian Moore again during England-France game.
“We know we cannot let them do what they want to do. If they do what they like to do, we will expose ourselves.” Arsene Wenger speaking about Roma and a new way of winning.
“As a batsman, you were taught three calls: ‘Yes’, ‘No’, and ‘Wait’. Then there were the rest: ‘Go back’, ‘What you doing in my crease?!’, ‘See you back in the pavilion’.” Tony Cozier’s beginner's guide to running between the wickets on TMS.
“City aren’t used to playing two-legged football.” Danny Mills referring to Manchester City’s inexperience of the UEFA Cup format.
More at
www.bbc.co.uk Golf course design from the far side!
A quiet month for ‘Lozisms’ as our Laurence was busy doing ‘other things’. Fortunately, it wasn’t connected to writing of any description!
“ ... a bite at both cherries
Most of the golf courses are designed by people that are still dead Andy introduced a over-seeding programme which involved overseeding ... and asked him to come and have a look at the squire Neil explained that there was a risk involved, due to the short window
At the end of January, and on 2nd February Martin was hit with 10 inches of snow for several days
The day was spilt into four sessions”
Dates for your diary MAY
6th to 10th - 1st Npower Test, England v West Indies, Lord’s (
www.cricketworld.com)
12th to 14th - S.E.D 2009, Rockingham Motor Speedway, Northamptonshire (
www.sed.co.uk)
14th to 18th - 2nd Npower Test, England v West Indies, Riverside, Durham (
www.cricketworld.com)
16th - Rugby Union, Guinness Premiership Final, Twickenham Stadium (
www.guinnesspremiership.com)
19th - Rugby Union, Heineken Cup Final, Murrayfield Stadium, Scotland (
www.ercrugby.com)
19th - Campey Turfcare demo day, Leigh Sports Village, Lancashire (
www.pitchcare.com/calendar)
19th to 23rd - RHS Chelsea Flower Show, Royal Hospital, Chelsea, London (
www.rhs.org.uk/chelsea)
21st - Campey Turfcare demo day, Shrewsbury School, Shropshire (
www.pitchcare.com/calendar)
28th to 31st - European Open Golf, The London Club, Ash, Kent, England (
www.europeantour.com)
30th - FA Cup Final, Wembley (
www.thefa.com)
JUNE
5th to 21st - Twenty20 World Cup, Lord’s/Oval/Trent Bridge (
www.cricket20.com)
6th - Horseracing, Epsom Derby (
www.epsomderby.co.uk)
8th to 14th - Tennis, Aegon Championships, The Queen’s Club, London (
www.aegonchampionships.com)
16th to 20th - Horseracing, Royal Ascot, Ascot Racecourse (
www.ascot.co.uk)
18th to 21st - Golf, US Open Championship, Bethpage State Park, New York (
www.usopen.com)
22nd to 5th July - Tennis, Wimbledon Championships, AELTC (
www.wimbledon.org)
24th - TGA Turf Show, Q Lawns, Thetford, Norfolk (
www.turfshow2009.co.uk)
JULY
8th to 12th - Cricket, The Ashes 2009, 1st Npower Test , Swalec Stadium, Swansea (
www.cricketworld.com)
9th to 26th - Cartier International Polo, Guards Polo Club, Windsor (
www.guardspoloclub.com)
9th to 12th - Golf, Barclays Scottish Open, Loch Lomond GC, Scotland (
www.barclaysscottishopen.co.uk)
16th to 20th - Cricket, The Ashes 2009, 2nd Npower Test , Lord’s (
www.cricketworld.com)
16th to 19th - Golf, 138th Open Championship, Turnberry, Scotland (
www.britishopengolf.co.uk)
28th - 1st Aug - Glorious Goodwood, Goodwood Racecourse, West Sussex (
www.goodwood.co.uk)
30th - 3rd Aug - Cricket, The Ashes 2009, 3rd Npower Test , Edgbaston (
www.cricketworld.com)
To add your event to Forward Thinking please email details to
ellie@pitchcare.com and don’t forget that you can add it to Pitchcare’s online calendar yourself! Simply log on to
www.pitchcare.com, select ‘Calendar’ in the Home drop down button on the top banner and click on “Add event’ at the top of the page.
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