RUL E S fo r C ANOE I STS V I SUAL RULE #4 3 2 4
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6 Always 7 FASHION 1. A hat should be worn full-brimmed
or pinned, never both at the same time. 2. Flies in your headband are only
suitable if you’ll actually be fly-fishing. 3. A canoeist’s sunglasses should
not be as glamorous as Lady Gaga’s. Unless they’re polarized.
Sometimes
4. Separate long- and short-sleeve shirts is decadent, rolling up is always fine.
5. Things you should keep on your
belt: flashlight, Leatherman, compass, binoculars, survival kit. Things you shouldn’t: cellphone, batarangs.
6. This is the one time zip-off pants win the function-versus-fashion trade-off, but only just.
7. Footwear in ascending order of versatility: flip-flops, clogs, sneakers,
neoprene wellies, sport sandals, hiking boots. Closed-toe are better.
Never
YOU NEVER HEAR YOUR CANOEING PARTNER SAY
THINGS YOU HOPE
Do you hear banjo music?
Those aren’t pillows.
Did you tie
the boat on? Does this
farmer John make me look fat?
Does this farmer John make me look sexy? I thought you
I thought you had the keys.
had the whiskey.
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I thought you had the map.
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