RUL E S fo r C ANOE I STS DR IV ING
» Rule No. 168: Swerve for things that will hurt you, like moose and logging trucks.
» Rule No. 169: Chipmunks are not an endangered species.
» Rule No. 170: In-dash GPS units are the devil’s work.
» Rule No. 171: You probably should have stopped at the
last gas station.
» Rule No. 172: Wave to all canoeists.
» Rule No. 173: You only need bow and stern lines the day your canoe blows off your roof.
» Rule No. 174: Flying in is still way cooler.
» Rule No. 175: Tennis balls on roof racks look stupid.
» Rule No. 176: Bring a tool kit.
» Rule No. 177: And check your spare.
» Rule No. 178: Te rougher the access road, the better the canoeing.
» Rule No. 179: Te last song you hear will be stuck in your head. Choose your playlist wisely.
TECHNOLOGY
» Rule No. 183: Tere is no Just Kidding button on a SPOT device.
» Rule No. 184: You can’t describe the sunset in 140 characters or fewer.
» Rule No. 185: Batteries never last as long as advertised.
» Rule No. 186: Fill flash will almost always improve your portraits.
V I SUAL RULE #3
» Rule No. 187: Just because you can email or text what you’re having for breakfast, doesn’t mean you should.
» Rule No. 188: Show fewer slides in your next slideshow.
» Rule No. 189: In descending order of appropriateness on a canoe trip: playing rummy, playing strip poker, playing Kenny
Rogers Blackjack on your iPhone.
» Rule No. 190: Don’t transmit from your campsite to your public SPOT Adventures page.
» Rule No. 191: Unless you’re okay with creepy, red-eye drop-ins from SPOT stalkers.
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THINGS WE % BEST PADDLING SHIRT
COTTON T-SHIRT Wicking Poly T-shirt
Burt Reynolds’ Rubber Vest Topless
MUST-HAVE TRIP FOOD
CHOCOLATE Cheese GORP Cheez-Its
THE PERFECT CANOE IS MADE FROM…
CEDAR-CANVAS Carbon Fiber Birchbark Royalex
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Always 36 SUMMER/FALL 2011
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