“It Happened on Whidbey Island One More Time”
“Usawi, I need another Shada Corvo Illusionist with his Magic Juan. It’s the A Tripp!Yeah Dogg! (Now if anyone can
or two before I let myself be Sea-dueced,” best show in town. explain what the heck that all meant, I’d
said Grace E. “It is Absolutely the best thing If something more sedate is your sure like to know too! )
I know to turn me into a Tigger, Dangerous thing, there is always bird watching. If Don’t forget to stop by the local tattoo
When Striped. When I want to get my Rock you are Lucky, Jim, you can sometimes parlor, the Money Shot, for a souvenir of
On and Shoot the Moon with my Italian see Egressa, a Jayhawk, some Blackfoot Bula your visit. Nikita Tiger Lilly will first trace
lover, Allegro Vivace, we go to his club, Bulas, Toucans, or an Elusive Kowloon or your design with a Back Marker on your
Wiggle Room, where he is The Boss, the even a Skookum, Too in the Myst. Fokus 3 times so you can Tantivy pick your
big Kahuna, and we dance the Last Tango Long ago, in historic times when favorite. But be careful if she’s drinking
Here and Now. I get so turned on I go off the Bergen Viking landed in the Surt, Cabernet Carrera because the Jaded Imzadi
like a Firecracker! The food at the club is the local Nunnehi tribe was in a Panic. has been known to spill it and leave a big
so good, too. Some of the nightly specials They knew they were in Jeopardy of Red Splash of wine all over. Yes, I know
include Frecklebelly Madtom with a side getting into a Wild Rumpus with the Red Splash is not racing this year, either,
of Cool Beans and Gravy, Redfish Bluefish Opposition and that the situation could but Red Splash is my boat and since I’m
seasoned to perfection with Bifrost 3, Sea soon escalate Beyond Chaos. They loaded writing this story I can mention Red Splash
Tiger with Wildflower sauce, and you can their Slingshot and prepared to do battle as often as I want to. Red Splash, see?
always get More Uff Da! And don’t forget, with their perceived Nemesis. “Hey, don’t If after all the racing, you want to
every Tuesday the My Tai’s are half price go Ballistic,” said Crazy Ivan. “We come relax with a movie, there are some good
and the Jasmina tea is always free with in peace. We can see Eye Eye with each ones showing at the Factotum Mall, the
dinner. There’s Moore-on the menu than other. No Shenanagins. Let’s be friends classic “Shrek vs Pangaea,” “Somewhere
just that, but you’ll just have to come in to and celebrate with a Jubilee.” Roxanne over the Rubicon,” or the hilarious comedy
see for yourself. It’s really easy to get there, Finnegan, the Nauti Nymph, agreed and “Dulcinea, the Prowler of Gardyloo.”
just hop on the South Lake Union Trolley, in a Delirium of amistad and Amore and Whidbey Island has something for
the SLUT, and take a ride to Ohana and an Avalanche of Extreme passion traveled everyone. Oh, Skookumchuk! I hope I
you’re there. And bring your Amigos! with Crazy (as his friends call him) to an didn’t leave anyone out, like The Shadow
In another part of Whidbey Island Astral Plane, a Symbiosis of Vitesse and or something. And that’s my story and
the Traveling Circus arrived. The featured Teufi, landing softly on a White Cloud I’m sticking to it.
performer is Merlin, the magician, an of Jabiru (with a side of pTeron). What? by Debbie McAdams
2009
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