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where you lot get mouthy...
don’t ask, the sun ain’t gonna
don’t get
During 2008 and the
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T
A
R
shine anymore
I’ve been a reader since early this year. I
festive season I took it
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ET
TER
look forward to the fashion pages every
The Glimmers: cool as fuck
upon myself to drop time a new issue comes out. However, this Generic over excited disco dancer
hints to the likes of my magazine is notorious for not providing
family and friends on what I need further information about the fashion. In
desperately in my life. As the day fi nally July 2008 the magazine featured Police
approached I was beside myself turning vintage frames in white for their 25th straight to some porn site? May this be a
into the six-year-old boy from my past, anniversary. I tried contacting DJmag little money spinning line for you? DJWank.
giddy, excitable and hyper! This day, as we through email but it turns out, here too, com! If this is the case then surely you are
know, is that very special day, Christmas! the magazine notoriously doesn’t answer. taking for granted that all your readers are
How about some help? girlfriendless, gormless, spotty geeks who,
After opening all of my presents, which MICHAEL HERNANDEZ, VIA EMAIL in desperation whilst trying to join the
were all amazing and excellent, I was left forums, click a members link to see if
with a sad feeling in my stomach, which I Did you check out their website, Michael? they’re real, stumble upon the porn and
have felt over many Christmases! This The web address is always listed for all become distracted. Netting you a small cut
feeling is felt when what you actually items included on the fashion pages. of the wank fee. Cunning Bubba, cunning.
wanted wasn’t there.
absolutely mental I duly expect no reply to this, nor to have it
THE STAR LETTER wins a UDG
This I know makes me sound like a spoilt For over 12 months I’ve tried to join your
SlingBag 258. It’s the perfect
printed. I am only writing this as a bit of
brat, which I am not! It’s these hard times forums at
DJmag.com. For over 12 months partner for DJs, DVD sport, with a small amount of time I have
with this so-called credit crunch and I’ve waited for my account to be activated.
enthusiasts, creative
on my hands (well, just hand), as I was
professionals or just to sling
recession! Being a struggling DJ with an I’ve tried a few times with different user
into your car!
going to have a wank. But remembered that
ever-increasing CD collection, spinning on names and emails, and not one of them
www.ultimate-dj-gear.com
I received a rather marvellous blowjob this
CDJs is a time-consuming task and has been activated! This is a bunch of morning (and will too again this evening
warrants lots of CDs. ARSE! after tea) from my girlfriend, so I realised I
didn’t really need one so urgently after all.
All I wanted was the UDG sling bag! And A dear old friend of mine says it’s all made A wank that is. Hence why I found the time
desperate times have fi nally pushed me up. The whole mag. There are no readers to write to you, dear, dear, Bubba.
into emailing my beloved music magazine letters, you just make them up! That’s what Realising that your mag is all made up has
DJmag! Keep up the great work and please my friend did! Do you? taken away the sparkle.
make my Christmas dreams come Yours Disenchanted,
true. Maybe all the forums on your web page are SOFA KING ANON, VIA EMAIL
AINSLEY, SENT FROM MY IPHONE made up too? As if you would have time
whilst running such a great mag Bubba to Deary me, Sofa King, where to start? Your
Your enthusiasm clearly knows no bounds make up ALL the forums! But it does lead sheer wrongness knows no bounds. You
Ainsley. Thanks for the kind words about me to question that if I, and friends, can’t started off well but the next bit was truly
the mag, a UDG sling bag will indeed be seem to join over several attempts, who mental and preposterous.
fi nally winging its way to you. Enjoy! has? And why is it that if you click on a
forum members web page link, you go
From the forums Reader chatter from DJMAG.COM
JO
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TOPIC:
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Bloodbath mid-December and I’ve BUDDHA: Does it sound like when you earplugs
NO
W,
ON
TH
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Earplugs
been going out with my ears naked. It’s put your fi nger in your ear to hear really.
FO
RU
MS
really been annoying being out without someone speak in a club? If so, the
them the past few weeks. When I got sound is nice and clear and low end, There are ear
AT
TH
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NE
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BLONDIE: Not sure if I have asked this
my custom ones they were a godsend. right? Plus the ringing in your ears defenders
DJ
MA
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CO
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before, but does anyone use them
Can’t imagine going out without them when you get in can be really that are used
when they go out? I’m really thinking
now. annoying. I may invest. mainly in the
about getting some. I so needed them
construction industry
at The End on New Year’s Day, jeez my
MARTIN ASH: I remember when Chris CHRIS CV: Nope it sounds clear... in that simply block out sound and
ears were killing me afterwards!
was at Relentless and lost one, I fact sometimes you can hear people these specially designed music plugs
couldn’t fi gure out why he was so speak more clearly... that just fi lter out the more harmful
CHRIS CV: Yep I use them. However I bothered about losing an earplug… ranges.
lost one of the fi lters at Disco until he told me how much they cost! ERIC LEE: There are two types of
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