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■ Casualty (BBC One, 8.20pm) Ellen tries to stop the ward staff drinking coffee in a bid to make them healthier. Meanwhile, Selena grows . closer to Nathan


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6.00 Breakfast (S) 10.00 Saturday Kitchen (S) 11.30 Ever Wondered About Food? (S) 12.00 BBC News; Weather (S) 12.10 Football Focus (S) 1.00 Grandstand: Athletics Rugby Union Build-Up Live Rugby Union: Cardiff Blues v London Wasps Times may vary. Final Score Just for Laughs (R) (S) BBC News; Regional News; Weather FILM: The Haunted Mansion (2003) Premiere. Overworked estate agent Eddie Murphy takes his beleaguered family to look round an isolated, cmmbling mansion — but they soon discover the resident ghouls are not especially pleased to see them. Uninspired spooky comedy, based on a Disney theme park ride. Co-starring Terence Stamp, Jennifer Tilly and Marsha Thomason. (S) National Lottery: 1 vs 100 Dermot O'Leary hosts a demanding new quiz show, in which one contestant takes on 100 opponents in an attempt to win a big- money prize. Includes the Lotto, Dream Number and Thunderball draws. (S) Casualty Two new paramedics Join the team, though it takes a call out to a boxing gym for the pair to convince Josh they have the right attitude. Selena grows closer to Nathan as she convinces him to take an HIV test, and Harry investigates a GP he suspects of malpractice. (S) The Good Housekeeping Guide One- off comedy drama, starring Alan Davies as a husband whose life is turned upside down when his wife leaves him for a younger man. His only consolation is his gorgeous suburban family home ahd teenage children — until his estranged spouse threatens to take it all away. However, the discovery of his cheery neighbour’s illicit activities spurs him on to new heights. (S)


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10.30 Match of the Day Gary Lineker presents highlights of today’s Premiership clashes, inclurilng Chelsea v Aston Villa at Stamford Bridge and Bolton Wanderers v- Liverpool at the Reebok Stadium. Plus, action from Everton v Manchester City, Sheffield United v Middlesbrough and Chariton Athletic v Arsenal. (S)


■ HG Wells: War with the World (BBC Two, 9.10pm) Michael Sheen stars in the dramatised profile of the acclaimed author, based on his autobiography.


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3.40 RLM: How to Steal a Million (1966) Crime comedy, stamng Peter OToole, Audrey Hepburn, Peter OToole, Charles Boyer and Eli Wallach. (S)


5.40 Rog It! Paul Martin meets people in Margate eager to sell their valuables.


7.30 The Culture Show Lauren Laveme returns with a new run of the arts magazine, with guests including Sting, Scissor Sisters and South Park creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker. (S)


6.40 Galapagos Advanced photography techniques are used to create a portrait of the Galapagos Islands. The BBC crew research the birth of the location and examine what makes it unique. (R) (S)


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2.00 Racing from Kempton Park and Longchamp Live coverage of six races from this afternoon’s meetings. (S)


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2.10 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? (R) (S) 3.10 F I : Chinese Grand Prix Qualifying (S) 4.55 Regional Programme 5.10 ITV News; Weather (S) 5.25 You’ve Been Framed! (S) 5.55 The X Factor The successful contestants from the last six weeks of auditions enter the bool-camp stage. (S)


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8.20 TOTP 2 New series. Steve Wright returns with a revamped show, presenting a selection of archive performances from yesteryear, as well as two live perfomiances from current acts each show. (S)


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10.40 Ql Comedy panel show, hosted by Stephen Fry. The first episode introduces the theme for the series, which is things beginning with the letter’d’, before Alan Davies, Sean Lock, Jo Brand and Jimmy Carr discuss danger. (R) (S)


11.40 RLM: American Friends (1991) Wami and witty light-hearted drama, with Michael Palin, Alfred Molina, Connie Booth and Trini Atvarado. (S)


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Watson and Jon Culshaw join host Dara O’Briain for the topical comedy quiz show, alongside regular panellists Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle. (R) (S)


9.10 HG Wells: War with the World Dramatised profile of the author credited with being the father of science fiction, based on his autobiography. Wells believed mankind was on the brink of self-destruction, and his novels have often appeared prophetic on subjects such as the Internet, tanks and nuclear warfare. He was an advocate of sexual freedom but his philosophy eventually had disastrous effects. Michael Sheen and Sally Hawkins star. (S)


9.10 afterlife Alison is contacted by a father who has heard a voice whispering to his infant son through the baby monitor, as she struggles to deal with being haunted by her own mother’s spirit. The child’s mother refuses to heed the medium’s warning to leave the house and becomes convinced her husband is going mad. (S)


8.10 The X Factor The hopefuls continue to try and impress their mentors as they perform a series of gmelling tasks on the second day of boot camp. The judge for each category decides who to take '' through to the next round of the competition — and reveal their decision at the end of the programme. (S)


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10.10 Parkinson Sharon Osbourne joins the king of chat to discuss her hopes for the latest batch of X Factor contestants and her nightly teatime talk show. Singer Lionel Richie previews his new album Coming Home, and Hollywood veteran Liza Mjnnelli drops in ahead of the DVD release of her 1972 performance Liza with a ’Z’. (S)


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11.25 The Departed: DiCaprio Arrives — ITV Movie Special Leonardo DiCaprio and co-star Matt Damon discuss their roles in the film. (S)


11.55 Make Your Play; ITV News Headlines 4.35 Trading Treasures (R) (S) 5.00 ITV Nightscreen


6.55 Ant & Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway Fashion gurus Trinny Woodall and Susannah Constantine challenge the boys to a race on their wacky track. Girls Aloud perform their latest single Something Kinda Oooh and join in the fun, and a pair of surprise guests play Human Archery to win prizes for viewers. Plus, Little Ant and Dec hit the road to look tor another Jiggy Bank winner. (S)


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■ afterlife (rrV-1,9.10pm) A father asks for Alison’s help after hearing a voice whispering to his infant son through a baby monitor— but his wife re­ fuses to heed the medium’s warning.


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■ NCIS (five, 7.05pm) DiNozzo spots an opportunity to recover millions of dollars’ worth of stolen Iraqi art, and goes undercover to help a detainee escape from a ' military prison.


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12.15 4Music: Ibiza Rocks 1.30 4Music: 4Play: DJ Shadow 1.40 The Dead Zone (S) 2.30 FILM: Bully (2001) 4.25 What Makes Us Human? (R) (S) 5.25 Countdown (R) (S)


11.35 4Music: TBA: The Killers A performance by the rock band.


10.25 T4: Princess Nikki (S) 11.00 T4: Popworid (S) 11.50 T4: Totally Boyband (S) 12.25 T4: Freaky (S) 1.00 T4: Charmed (R) (S) Channel 4 Racing from Newmarket and Redcar Including the 3.45 totesport Cambridgeshire (H’cap) (1m 11)- (S) Selling Houses Abroad (R) Wife Swap A lenient mother and a martial arts enthusiast. (S) Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds hosts the game show in which contestants try to guess the contents of mystery boxes. (S) Channel 4 News (S) Demolition: What Happened Next Follow-up to the programme that invited the public to nominate buildings to be knocked down. Kevin McCloud, Janet Street-Porter and architect George Ferguson revisit the sites of the stnjctures they campaigned to have demolished to find out whether they have been successful. (S) Bremner, Bird & Fortune Political satire with Rory Bremner, John Bird and John Fortune. Tony Blair is the subject of ridicule as he continues to cling to power, while Gordon Brown plans to mount an attack. Margaret Beckett is also a victim of the trio’s sharp tongues as she makes a masked appearance. (S) RLM: The Rfth Element (1997) Nikita and Leon director Luc Besson’s glorious, colourful sci-fi thriller, stam'ng Bruce Willis and a hilarious Gary Oldman. A 23rd- century New York cab driver’s life is turned upside down by a beautiful woman who quite literally drops into his taxi— and it’s not long before he realises there’s something a bit odd about her. Milla Jovovich co-stars alongside Ian Holm, Luke Perry, Tricl^, Lee Evans, Brion James and Chris Tucker. (S)


6.00 Sunrise 6.55 Milkshake! 9.05 Shake! 11.40 Tim Marlow on Kandinsky (R) IS) 12.30 Built for the Kill (R)(S) 1.00 FILM: Shout at the Devil (1976) Action adventure, starring Lee Marvin. (S)


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4.50 FILM: Columbo: Lovely But Lethal (1973) Vincent Price and Martin Sheen co-star, as shabby detective Peter Falk


. investigates a murder in the highly lucrative cosmetics industry. Detective drama, with Vera Miles. (S)


6.20 House The team try to detemiine why an obese 10-year-old girl had a heart attack, with House pointing the finger at diet pills — and the team discover one of them will soon face the sack. (R) (S)


7.05 NCIS DiNozzo spots an opportunity to recover millions of dollars’ worth of stolen Iraqi art. He goes undercover to help a detainee escape from a military prison, but doesn’t suspect the man he is assisting has a criminal record for murder. (S)


8.55 five news and sport (S) 9.10 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Nick investigates the killing of an accountant, and finds a connection with the man who kidnapped and buried him alive. The team delve into the complex private life of a murder victim’s girlfriend, revealing that her ex-boyfriend and mother both had possible reasons to want the man dead. (R) (S)


8.00 NCIS The team agree to let a private investigator come on board in an attempt to find a missing person. When a Navy officer’s body is found in a car pulled from a lake, a bullet is also discovered in the vehicle, turning the search into a murder inquiry. Mark Harmon stars. (S)


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■ Jane Eyre (BBC1,9.00pm) Jane begins to wonder about the chemistiy between herself and Rochester, who disappoints her when he leaves without warning. Ruth \A/ilson stars.


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SKY MOVIES 1 10^0 Tooth (2004) See 5.40pm.


12^5 Taken Away (1996) Powerful drama, with Jill Eikenbeny. 2.15 Hello Again (1987) Comedy, starring Shelley Long. 4.00 Dunston Checks In (1996) Family comedy, starring Faye Dunaway. 5.40 Tooth (2004) Fantasy adventure, starring Yasmin Paige. 7.30 Sky Movies News The latest from Hollywood. 8.00 Star Wars: Episode III — Revenge o f the SIth (2005) Premiere. Sd-fi adventure sequel, starring Hayden Christensen. 10.25 Sin City (2005) Stylish comic-book thriller, starring Mickey Rourke. 12.35 Star Wars: Episode III — Revenge o f the Sith (2005) See 8.00pm. 3.00 The Exorcist III (1990) Horror, starring George C Scott. 4.55 Taken Away (1996) See 12.35pm.


SKY MOVIES 2 12.00 Garfield (2004) See 6.35pm.


1.30 A Time for Dancing (2000) Emotional drama, starring Shlri Appleby. 3.15 Cops and Robbersons (1994) Comedy, starring Chevy Chase. 5.00 The Magic Roundabout (2005) Animated adventure, vrith the voice of Robbie Williams, Tom Baker, Bill Nighy and Ray Wnstone. 6.35 Garfield (2004) Comedy, with the voice of Bill Murray. 8.00 Sideways (2004) Acclaimed comedy, stam'ng Paul (aiamatti. 10.10 Team America: World Police (2004) Madcap puppet comedy, with the voices of Trey Parker, Matt Stone and Kristen Miller. Apocalypse (2004) Sd-fi horror sequel, stamng


Milla Jovovich, Sienna Guillory and Oded Fehr. 1.35 Runaway Jury (2003) Acclaimed thriller, starring John Cusack. 3.45 Hide and Seek (2(XX)) Tense thriller, starring Daryl Hannah. 5.30 A Time fo r Dancing (2000) See 1.30pm.


SKY ONE 12.00 Dinotopia 1.00 Star Trek: Voyager 2.00 Star Trek: Voyager 3.00 Futurama 3.30 Futurama 4.00 Futurama 4.30 Futurama 5.00 Futurama 5.30 Futurama 6.00 The Simpsons. Homer reminisces.


6.30 The Simpsons. Homer and Marge visit the local vineyard. 7.00 The Simpsons 7.30 The Simpsons. Featuring the voice of Mark Hamill. 8.00 Vroom Vroom. Light-hearted motoring magazine. 9.00 Brainiac: Sdence Abuse. Jon Tickle and Richard Hammond join forces to wreak havoc In the laboratory. 10.00 Brainlac's Test Tube Baby. Companion show to Brainiac, hosted by Dominic Wood. 11.00 Chavs 12.00 A Town Called Eureka 1.00 When Big Ron Went Iffy 1.50 Nip/Tuck 2.40 Las Vegas 3.30 Stargate SG-1 4.20 Star Trek: Voyager 5.10 Star Trek: Voyager


BBC THREE 7.00 Match of the Day Live. France v England (Kick-off 7.30pm). 9.40 World Cup Out-Takes. Conduding part. Footballing mishaps. 10.10 Film: Dragonfly (2002). A man tiying to get over his wife’s death struggles to cope when he is dogged by strange goings-on, and he becomes convinced that she’s trying to contact him from beyond the grave. Thriller, starring Kevin Costner. 11.50 I’m With Stupid. Sheldon organises a blind date for Paul. 12.20 Ideal. Comedy series, starring Johnny Vegas. 12.50 Ideal 1.20 Ideal 1.45 Ideal 2.15 Ideal 2.45 Ideal 3.15 Ideal 3.45 Ideal. Moz disposes of a dead body. Last in series. 4.15 Close


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12.00 Nothing But The Killers 12.30 Killer Tunes 1.00 TBA: Franz Ferdinand ZOO 4Music Presents: Keane Z30 Hollyoaks 5.00 Friends 5.30 Friends. Joey lands a part in'a daytime soap. 6.05 Lost. Mr Eko confronts Charlie about the statues. 7.05 Invasion. Dave is abducted. 8.00 Friends Phoebe learns the truth about her father. 820 Friends. Joey lands a part in a daytime soap. 9.00 100 Greatest No Is. Countdown of smash hits. 1.15 Pom: A Family Business. Adam learns to ski. 1.50 Lost 2,40 Invasion 325 Pom: A Family Business 3.50 4Music Presents: Keane 4.15 Switched 4.40 Switched 5.00 Switched 5.20 Switched 5.40 Close


SKY SPORTS 1 1Z00 Live Football Special. Bolton Wanderers v Liverpool (Kick-^jlf 12.45pm). 3.00 Soccer Saturday 5.45 Live Super League. Tonight’s elimination semi-final (Kick-off 6.00pm). 7.55 Champions League Weekly 825 Football Rrst 10.15 Football Rrst 11.45 Football Rrst 1.15 Football Rrsl Z45 Football Rrst 4.15 Football Rrst 5.45 Sky Sports Classics


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Golf Championships. The American Express Championship. 5.00 World Sport 5.30 Australian Rules Football 7.00 World Golf Championships The American Express Championship. lO.OO Rugby Union IZOO Ruabv Union 2.00 World Golf Championships 5.00 Sports Unlimited


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IZOO WWE: Bottom Une 1.00 Live A l Racing. The A1 Grand Prix of Holland qualtfying session. 3.00 Max Power 4.00 Endzone 5.00 WWE: Smackdown 7.00 WWE: Bottom Line 8.00 A l Racing 10.00 Extreme Championship Wrestling: Ute Night No-holds-barred mayhem 11.00 WWE: Smackdown' 1.00 WWE: U te Night — Bottom Une ZOO Al Racing 4.00 Australian Rules Football 520 Motor Sport


Uve Football Special: Bolton Wanderers v Liverpool (Kick-off 12.45pm). The first Premiership match of the weekend comes from the Reebok Stadium, a fixture that ended in a 2-2 draw last season. The Reds had Luis Garcia to thank in that game, as he scored the equaliser with Just eight minutes remaining. Rafael Benitez’s men stnjggled to cope with the Trotters’ style last time around, and with old boy Nicolas Anelka set to line up against them, the visitors are set for another tough encounter. (Sky Sports 1,12pm)


SKY MOVIES 1 11.55 Driven to Succeed (2004) Fact-based drama, starring


Cybill Shepherd, Tim Matheson and Joanna Cassidy. 1.45 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004) See 8.00pm. 4.15 Ice Bound (2003) Fact-based drama, stam'ng Susan Sarandon. 6.05 A Cinderella Story (2004) Romantic comedy, starring Hilary Duff. 8.00 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004) Magical adven­ ture, starring Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson and Rupert Grint. 10.25 Milk (1998) Black comedy, stam'ng James Fleet. 12.05 Path of Destruction (2005) l^ritler, with Danica McKellar. 1.40 Dawn of the Dead (2004) Horror, starring Ving Rhames. 3.35 Kinsey (2004) Acclaimed drama, starring Uam Neeson. 5.35 Ice Bound (2003) See 4.15pm.


SKY MOVIES 2 10.40 Ufe with Mikey (1993) See 4.00pm.


12.15 Hometown Legend (2002) Drama, stam'ng Terry O’Quinn. 2.05 One Fine Day (1996) See 8.00pm. 4.00 Life with Mikey (1993) Comedy, starring Michael J Fox. 5;40 US Top 10 Rims currently on release. 6.00 Arizona Summer (2003) Premiere. Family drama, starring Morgan Fairchild, Greg Evigan, Lee Majors and Gemini Barnett. 8.00 One Rne Day (199.6) Romantic comedy, starring George Clooney, Michelle Pfeiffer, Charles Duming and Mae \^itman. 10.00 Fierce Creatures (1997) Comedy, starring John Cleese. 11.40 The Phantom of the Opera (2004) Musical drama, starring Emmy Rossum, Gerard Butler, Patrick Wilson and Miranda Richardson. 2.05 The I Inside (2003) Mind-bending thriller, stam'ng Ryan Phiilippe. 3.40 Lean On Me (1988) Fact-based drama, starring Morgan Freeman. 5.30 Hometown Legend (2002) See 12.15pm.


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Trek: Voyager 3.00 Futurama 3.30 Futurama 4.00 Futurama 4.30 Futurama 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 The Simpsons 6.00 The Simpsons.


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6.30 The Simpsons. Nautical-themed episode. 7.00 The Match. New series. The third tournament kicks off. 8.30 The Simpsons. Homer gets a new wife. With Ricky Gervais. 9.00 When Sport Stars See Red. Moments of sporting anger, including footballer Lee Bowyeris fight with team mate Kieron Dyer, and Mike Tyson biting Evander Hoiyfield’s ear during their world title fight. 11.00 Cold Case. Lilly reopens the case of a dead debu­ tante. 12.00 Unsolved Crimes USA 1.00 Dinolopia 1.50 Footballers’ Pads 2.40 Chavs 3.30 Brainiac; History Abuse 4.20 Star Trek: Voyager 5.10 America’s Dumbest Criminals 5.35 America’s Dumbest Criminals


BBC THREE 7.00 Wedding Stories. Lord Lee and David prepare for their blessing. 8.00 Anlhea Turner Perfect Housew'ife. Advising a man who has never cooked or cleaned before. 9.00 Little Britain. With guest star Cat Deeley. 9.30 The Catherine Tate Show. Paul Whitehouse guest stars. 10.00 I’m With Stupid. Paul and Syd try to outdo each other. 10.30 Little Miss Jocelyn 11.00 Rim: Kevin and Perry‘Go Large (2000). Comedy, starring Harry Enfield. 12.15 The Real Hustle 12.45 I’m With Stupid 1.15 Uttle Miss Jocelyn 1.40 The Real Hustle 2.10 The Body of JFK 3.10 Wedding Stories. Lord Lee and David prepare for their blessing. 4.00 Close


ITV2 11.00 Emmerdate 1.45 Rim: Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure (1988). Comedy, with Keanu Reeves. Including Entertainment News Update. 3.25 Coronation Street 5.45 Ant & Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway 7.00 The X Factor. TTie contestants enter the bool-camp stage. 8.00 The X Factor. TTie hopefuls learn who’s made it through. 9.00 The Xtra Factor 10.00 Entourage. The gang are unimpressed by Vince’s new girlfriend. 10.35 The Office: An American Workplace. The team receive a lesson In • sexual harassment. 11.05 Coronation Street 11.35 Entourage 12.05 TTie Office: An American Workplace 12.35 Supernatural 1.35 Make Your Play: r rv Play AOO Playalong: ITV Play 6.00 Close: ITV Play


E4 11.00 Nothing but Number Two’s 1.00 4Music Presents: Red Hot Chill Peppers 1.40 Ibiza Rocks 2.15 Popworid 3.05 TBA: TTie Killers 4.00 Reunion 5.00 Friends 5.30 Friends 6.00 Scrubs. Part one of two. JD tries to get Keith fired. 6.30 The War at Home 7.00 One Tree Hill 8.00 Ghost Whisperer 9.00 Lost. Rrsl in a two-part season finale. Desmond returns to the island. 10.00 Lost. Michael’s secret Is exposed. Last in series. 11.00 The Sopranos 12.05 Hollyoaks: In the City 1.10 Scrubs 1.40 The War at . Home 2.00 One Tree Hill 2.45 Ghost Whisperer 3.30 Reunion 4.10 Switched 4.30 Switched 4.55 Switched 5.15 Switched 5.40 Close


SKY SPORTS 1 11.00 Goals on Sunday 1.00 Live Football League. Norwich City v Burnley (Kick-off 1.15pm). 3.30 Uve Super Sunday. Tottenham Holspurv Portsmouth (Kick-off 4.00pm). 6.30 Super Sunday: The Last Word 7.00 Football League Review. A round-up of recent matches. 8.00 Live Spanish Football. A La Uga match. 10.00 Football First 11.30 Football Rrst 1.00 Football League Review 2.00 Spanish Football 4.00 Close


SKY SPORTS 2 12.00 World Sport 12.30 Live World Golf Championships. The American Express Championship. 5.00 Wild Spirits 5.30 Australian Rugby League 7.00 World Golf Championships. The American Express Championship. 10.00 British Supetbikes 1.30 World Golf Championships 4.30 Close


SKY SPORTS 3 9.30 Uve Australian Rugby League. Melbourne Storm v Brisbane Broncos (Kick-off 10.00am). 12.30 Moto Plus 1.00 Live A l Racing. The Al Grand Prix of Holland. 3.30 Moto Plus 4.00 Yachting 5.00 WWE: Experience 6.00 Squash 7.00 A1 Racing. 9.00 WWE: Late Night — Afterbum. Featuring the stars of Smackdown. 10.00 WWE: Heat 11.00 Tennis 1.00 A l Racing 3.00 Australian Rugby League 4.30 Yachting 5.30 Close '


HARRY POTTER AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN: The young wizard is stunned to learn a dangerous escaped fugitive is after him, but a new teacher at Hogwarts looks set to help him overcome his fears — until it becomes apparent that all is not as it seems. Magical adventure bringing the third of JK Rowling’s bestselling boote to life, starring Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, ROpeit Grint, Gary Oldman, David Thewlis, Michael Gambon, Robbie Coltrane and Alan Rickman. (Sky Movies 1.8.00pm)


11.10 FILM: Striptease (1996) A single mother works as a stripper to make ends meet, but soon finds herself involved in blackmail and murder. Flat comedy thriller, starring Demi Moore. IS)


10.10 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit The body of a baby girt with a genetic disorder is found in a fridge. The trail of evidence points to her mother— leaving Alex facing a difficult decision as her feelings get in the way of the prosecution. Drama, starring Judd Hinsch, Christopher Melon! and Mariska Hargitay. (S) '


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7.00 Journeys from the Centre of the Earth lain Stewart presents a geological guide to the Mediterranean, revealing the influence the rock formations have had on Ihe region's inhabitants over the course of human history. (R) (S) 7284


4.55 Athletics (S) 8325536 5.45 How I Met Your Mother (S) 818604 6.10 Natural World An insight into the remarkable wildlife in Australia, focusing on the strangely adapted bodies and bizarre behaviour that have enabled these animals to survive. (R) (S) 678642


8.00 Battle of the Geeks Richard Hammond hosts a 21st-century version of the Great Egg Race. The cream of British and American inventors anri scientists have 48 hours to design, build and fly their own craft across Namibia's Fish River Canyon. (S) 3604


9.00 Beyond Boundaries New series. Eleven physically disabled people embark on a , 1,500km journey across Africa, enduring mosquito-infested swamplands, mountainous sand dunes and the scorching heat of the world’s oldest desert. (S) 3468


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12.15 BBC News 24 (S) 547280 2.00 BBC Learning Zone (S) 5661043


11.30 Arrested Development Michael’s attempts to hide Rita from his tamily have disastrous consequences. (S) 238246


11.00 Extras Former background artist Andy Millman soon comes to realise he won’t go very tar in showbiz if he doesn’t get on the right side of the Press. (R) (S) 2848


10.00 Match of the Day 2 Adrian Chiles is • joined by Aidy Boothroyd and Gavin Peacock to review the day's Premiership action, including extended highlights of Manchester United v Newcastle United at Old Tratford, where the hosts will be eager to maintain their fine early-season form against the Magpies. (S) 6555


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5.30 Airline (R) (S) 65 6.00 Regional Programme 6.25 Regional Programme 6.40 ITV News; Weather (S) 978178 7.00 Emmerdale Jasmine gives in to her conscience, making up her mind to return Rodney’s cash. (S) 8062


9.00 GMTV: Toonattik 1700352 9.55 The Championship (S) 2214246 10.25 The Sunday Edition (S) 6334826 11.25 Regional Programme 11.30 The X Factor (R) (S) 24401 12.30 The X Factor (R) (S) 89178 1.30 FI : Chinese Grand Prix (R) (S) 946710 4.00 British Superbike Championship The 13th and final round of the season at Brands Hatch. (S) 58791


5.30 ITV Morning News (S) 93352 6.00 F I : Chinese Grand Prix Live The 16th round of the season at the Shanghai Inlemational Circuit (Start-lime 7.00am). (S) 352642


7.30 Coronation Street Jamie and Sean head off for a night out in town — wherS the barman is stunned by a confession from his friend. (S) 2


8.00 The Royal Feathers are ruffled among the staff as a new locum arrives at the hospital, while Ormerod treats the same boy twice in one day — but struggles to act upon his own advice. Robert Cavanah and Amelia Curtis star. (S) 6230


12.15 FI : Chinese Grand Prix Highlights (S) 1004821


1.10 Champions League Weekly (S) 2622111


1.35 Make Your Play; I’TV News Headlines 52273460


4.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R) 6388840 5.00 ITV Nightscreen 5759S


11.05 r r v News; Weather (S) 260710 11.15 The South Bank Show Writer Irvine Welsh gives Melvyn Bragg a lour of downtown Leith while discussing the themes running through his novels, including new book The Bedroom Secrets of Ihe Master Chefs. (S) 904081


9.00 Cracker Robbie Collrane returns in a one-off special of Jimmy McGovern’s hard-hitting crime drama. Psychologist Fitz returns to Manchester after 10 years in Australia and rediscovers old passions, but his overindulgence is partnered with a desire to crack his first case in the city since its regeneration. He becomes involved with a shell-shocked ex­ squaddie struggling to leave the past behind him, who wants revenge for every British soldier killed in Northern Ireland. (S) 27398772


6.10 The Hoobs (R) (S) 3975SSS 6.35 The Hoobs (R)(S) 7735759 7.00 Transworld Sport (S) 61888 8.00 Adrenalin Rush 97420 8.30 Freesports on 4 96791 9.00 T4: Popworid (R) (S) 1717642 9.50 T4: Friends (R) (S) 1602826 10.25 T4: Hollyoaks (S) 28745449 1.00 T4: Girls Aloud: Off the Record (S) 9443888


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■ Cracker (ITV1,9.00pm) Robbie Coltrane returns in a one- off special of the crime drama. Psychologist Fitz becomes involved with an ex-squad­ die who cannot forget the past.


■ 100 Greatest Cartoons (Channel 4, 8.00pm) Jimmy Carr is back again to present a round­ up of the nation’s favourite animated characters, as cho­ sen by viewers.


■ XXX (five, 9.00pm) Extreme sports star Vin Diesel is forced to become a secret agent in this action-packed adventure, and he’s promptly thrust into a world of danger.


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1.35 T4: The Devil Wears Prada: T4 Movie Special Anne Hathaway and Meryl Streep talk about David Frankel’s film. (S) 5731913


4.20 T4: The Simpsons Lisa becomes a Buddhist. (R) (S) 5994826


3.20 T4: Charmed Wyatt has a magical third birthday. (S) 8175739


2.10 T4: Emporio Armani Red One Night Only Show-stopping performances by leading singers. (R) (S) 4711739


6.50 Lost Jack reveals Michael’s secret to the rest of the expedition, leaving Hurley with a difficult choice. Sayid uses Desmond’s boat to explore the island. Last in series. (R) (S) 616062


5.55 Lost First in a two-part season finale. A ■ boat brings Desmond back to the island, and flashbacks reveal his tragic story. Sayid hatches a plan, while Locke lakes desperate measures. (R) (S) 953710


4.50 Men in White The team use their scientific know-how to design an unclampable car,.an elevator for cats and a prosthetic limb equipped with the latest gadgets. (S) 6123517


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1.35 The Dead Zone (S) 5537531 225 KOTV (S) 9443655 2.50 Freesports on 4 (R) 57577 71 3.15 Thunder Races 704537 4.15 What Makes Us Human? (R) (S) 243753


5.15 Countdown (R) (S) 2839686


12.40 World Superbikes The 11th and penultimate round of the season from Imola. 6081579


12.05 4Music Presents: The Killers The band perform tracks from their new album. 3268869


7.40 Channel 4 News {S) 654371 8.00 100 Greatest Cartoons Jimmy Carr presents a round-up of the nation’s favourite animated characters, as chosen by viewers. Featuring contributions by fans, historians, animators and the actors who lent their voices to cartoon icons. Among the shows and films featured are The Simpsons, South Park, Popeye, Tom and Jerry, Top Cat and Toy Story. (R) (S) 74844804


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Milkshake! 3480197 Shake! 67679888 five news update (S) 59405130 Built for the Kill Wildlife documentary offering an insight into the predators of the rainforest, from the fearsome jaguar and fishing bat to the prehistoric Aruana fish. (R) (S) 9687772 FILM: The Longest Day (1962) Epic World War Two adventure chronicling Ihe Allied landings in Normandy on June 6, 1944. The all-star cast Includes Richard Burton, Sean Connery, John Wayne and Henry Fonda. (S) 71365623 FILM: Dragonheart: A New Beginning (2000) An infant dragon befriends a . young knight, and the intrepid duo embark on a series of magical adventures. Entertaining children’s fantasy sequel, with the voice of Robby Benson. (S) 81384420 five news and sport (S) 4819915 FILM: Jackie Chan’s Who Am I? (1998) An expert commando loses his memory in a helicopter crash, leaving him adrift in an unfamiliar world where his past may hold a vital secret. Luckily, he manages to find his way back to civilisation, but the real test comes as he tries to work out who to trust. Fast-paced action thriller with excellent and explosive set pieces, written, directed by and starring Jackie Chan, who never lets the pace slacken. Michelle Ferre and Mirai Yamamoto co-star. (S) 93674420 FILM: XXX (2002) Extreme sports star Vin Diesel finds himself in trouble when his madcap antics land him behind bars. However, he’s offered an intriguing escape route, courtesy of National Security Agent Samuel L Jackson — who thinks the adrenaline junkie is the perfect man to bring down a gang of international terrorists In Prague. Undemanding high-octane adventure, also starring Asia Argento, Marion Csokas and Michael Roof. (R) (S) 72962975 World’s Wildest Police Videos Real-life crimes captured by cameras inside patrol cars and police helicopters. Hosted by former US sheriff John Bunnell. (R) (S) 2876081 X Games XII Highlights of the latest meeting from Los Angeles, featuring the debut of two new events — BMX Big Air and Rally Car. 4111869 Major League Baseball 71307444 Motorsport Mondial 37987665 UEFA Cup Football (R) 9610043


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