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■ Doctor Who (BBC1,7.00pm) The Doctor and Rose arrive in Rfties London, where the nation is preparing for the Coronation — unaware monsters prowi the city.


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Breakfast (S) 4144602 Saturday Kitchen (S) 25355 Great British Menu (R) (S) 4331 BBC News; Weather (S) 9636114 World Cup Focus (S) 4616669 Grandstand: Rowing 80174973 Racing from Ascot The 1.20 race. (S) 69261669 Rowing (S) 49095114 Racing from Ascot The 1.50 race. (S) 71432805 Rowing (S) 68969756 Racing from Ascot Coverage of the 2.20 race. (S) 96075973 Live Goif: BMW Championship Times may vary. (S) 80200737 BBC News; Regional News; Weather (S) 234718 Strictly Dance Fever (S) 37350 Doctor Who The Doctor and Rose arrive in Rfties London, where the nation is preparing for the Coronation — unaware monsters prowl the city. Maureen Lipman guest stars. (S) 939263 The National Lottery: Jet Set Eamonn Holmes introduces the quiz in which hopelul contestants battle it out to win a round-the-world trip. (S) 466973 Casualty Luke and Comfort find themselves in the middle of a dangerous drugs deal when they attempt to help Sol, and Kelsey and Guppy argue after a patient asks for relationship advice. (S) 469195 Strictly Dance Fever Graham Norton reveals who will compete In the series final — and who will have to dance again to stay in the competition — and singer LeAnn Rimes performs. (S) 563640 BBC News; Weather; (S) National Lottery Update 795447 The Triangle Sam Neill and Eric Stoltz star in this epic new mini-series in which a billionaire hires a group of professionals to, investigate the dangerous my^ery of the Bermuda Triangle. Continues tomorrow. (S)1937992 The Eagles Live from Melbourne Highlights of the sold-out 2004 concerts in Australia, featuring the line-up of Don Henley, Glenn Frey, Joe Walsh and Timothy B Schmit performing hits including Hotel California. (S) 840008 RLM: Invasion o f the Body Snatchers (1978) Sci-fi thriller, starring Donald Sutherland; (S) Weathen/iew 651515 Friday Night with Jonathan Ross (R) (S) 9809664 BBC News 24 84634799


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■ •IheRHS Chetsea Rovyer


Show (BBC2,7.15pm) AianTitchmarsh and the team look back on the week’s highiights and announoe the public's favourite show garden.


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6.00 CBeebies 71466 7.00 CBBC 1582089 12.00 See Hear (R) 9972350 12.45 Talking Movies (S) 4854398 1.10 The Flying Gardener (S) 80193008 FILM: Journey to th e Center of the Earth (1959) Sci-fi adventure, slam'ng Pat Boone. (S) 35799963 Flog It! (R)(S) 14176 Great British Menu The chefs from the South East face the judges. (R) (S) 398 Match o f the Day Live Trinidad and Tobago v Wales (Kick-off 5.15pm). Ray Stubbs presents coverage of the friendly international at the GAK Stadium in Graz, Austria. (S) 53191350 The RHS Chelsea Rower Show As the show reaches its final day, Alan Titchmarsh and the team look back on the week’s highlights and announce the public’s favourite show garden. Last in series. (S) 5781737 The Culture Show Verity Sharp presents from the Cannes Film Festival, where Mark Kermode interviews Palme d’Or hopeful Ken Loach and considers the appeal of disaster films as Poseidon is released. (S) 467737 The Summer o f Love, 1967 New series charting significant summers, beginning with the 1967 social revolution. Anti-war rallies, pirate radio and the introduction of the Pill combined to create a hippy-led culture of free love — including widespread dnjg use and the rise of psychedelia. Featuring interviews with Donovan, Bill Wyman, Johnnie Walker and Tony Benn. Bill Nighy narrates. (S) 838602


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10.10 Ql: Quite Interesting Rich Hall, Sean Lock, Jo Brand and Alan Davies answer questions on Cats’ Eyes, camels and cenlurions. (R) (S) 978843


10.40 RLM: Wonder Boys (2000) Creative writing professor Michael Douglas, dejected by the news that his girlfriend is pregnant, and harassed by his editor, students and friends alike, is inspired to


■ finish his latest novel by a youngster who gives him a new perspective on life. Often moving and witty drama from Curtis Hanson, with Douglas giving his best performance in years. Tobey Maguire, Frances McDormand, Robert Downey Jnr, Katie Holmes and Rip Tom co-star. (S) 37721447


12.25 The Culture Show From the Cannes Film Festival. (R) (S) 5755683


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r r v Morning News (S) 90089 GMTV: Wakey! Wakey! 8140843 Toonattik (S) 98136263 Hotly & Stephen’s Saturday Showdown (S) 30534621 Sabrina the Teenage Witch (R) 9027 The Ptanet’s Funniest Animats (S) 6909027 n v News; Weather (S) 6144669 Regional Programme F I : Monaco Grand Prix Qualifying From Monte Carlo. (S) 69737824 Destination Germany (S) 21971398 X-Men; The Last Stand Xciusive (S) 9166737 RLM: Relative Values (2000) Comedy, stamng Julie Andrews. (S) 40540824' Regional Programme ■TV News and Sport; Weather (S) 3834447 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? (S) 19485 Soccer Aid Live from Old Trafford: England v The Rest o f th e World Ant and Dec host proceedings as the chosen sides iine up at Old Trafford in front of a capacity crowd of 77,000 for the Engiand v Rest of the World charity match in aid of Unicef. The home team have a choice of native talent including Paui Gascoigne, David Seaman, Jamie Redknapp and Les Ferdinand, as well as celebrities such as presenter Jamie Theakston, snooker ace Ronnie O’Suiiivan and singer David Gray. Last in series. (S) 41012355 David Blaine: Drowned Alive Insight into the magician’s latest stunt, which saw him spend a week shackled inside a water-fiiied glass sphere outside New York’s Uncoln Centre — where onlookers could offer their messages of support before the illusionist removed his breathing apparatus and attempted to free himseif before he drowned. Biaine was hoping to break the world breath- holding record, and needed to hold out for more than eight minutes and 58 seconds to succeed in the challenge. Cameras follow his training — which he described as the most gmelling time of his life — with the US Navy Seals and free divers, as well as his seven-day incarceration. (S) 546114 r r v News; Weather (S) 134669 Regional Programme The Mint Interactive game show; (S) ITV News Headlines 83149119 People’s Court (R) (S) 7124157 ITV Nightscreen 39374


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The Hoobs (R) (S) 5647089 The Hoobs (R) (S) 2670973 The Treacle People (R) (S) 7082485 . Adrenalin Rush (R) 3671060 British F3 International Series 9020379 The Morning Line (S) 6790843 T4: Big Brother’s Little Brother (S) 6371824 T4: Pure T4 3626447 T4: Friends (R) (S) 3182260 T4: Popworld (S) 5422911 T4: Friends (R) (S) 9689076 T4: Big Brother: Live Eviction (R) (S) 3656114 T4: Big Brother: Live Eviction (R) (S) 8630176 T4: Chantelle’s Dream Dates (S) 44640 Channel 4 Racing from Newmarket and Haydock Park Including the 2.50 Cheveley Park Stud King Charles II Stakes(70. (S) 13170973 It’s Me o r the Dog (R) (S) 7842008 Wife Swap (S) 3931398 Deal o r No Deal (S) 400756 Channel 4 News (S) 430911 On the Way to Hay Hay-on-Wye’s annual literary festival. (S) 494379 4Dance: Light and Movement Profile of choreographer Russell MalliphanL (S) 814244 4Dance: Rise and Fall Award-winning ex-Royal Ballet dancers William Trevitt and Michael Nunn (more commonly known as the Ballet Boyz) perform three new compositions choreographed by Russell Malliphant. (S) 479447 Big Brother Highlights of the latest goings-on inside the most talked-about house in Britain, including the group’s reactions to the last evictron. (S) 863398 RLM: America's Sweethearts (2001) Publicist Billy Crystal faces disaster when Tinseltown’s golden couple break up. Entertaining romantic comedy, with John Cusack, Julia Roberts and Catherine Zeta-Jones. (S) 472992 Big Brother Diary Room Uncut A peep into the house’s most secret room. 7432022 4Music: The Album Chart Show With the Futureheads and Pink. 4985181 4Music: The Isle of Wight Festival Highlights of the 2005 event. (R) (S) 5757770 4Music: Rockfeedback 3509003 4Music: Michael Jackson’s Moments (5)3134312 Big Brother Live 124549 Wild Things (3)4956770 Countdown (R) (S) 3161596


■ David Blaine:


'D row n ed Alive (ITVI, 9.45pm) Insight into the magician’s latest stunt, which saw him spend a week shackled inside a water- filled glass sphere in New York.


■ 4Dance: Rise and Fall (Channel 4, 8.10pm) Award-winning ex-Royal Ballet dancers William Trev'rttand Michael Nunn perform three new compositions.


■ CS!:NY (five, 9.10pm) Stella and Lindsay investigate the rape and murder of a 22-year-old hostess, while the rest of the team try to find a hijacked helicopter trans­ porting a patient.


6.00 Sunrise 6271621 6.55 Milkshake! 54454331 9.05 Shake! 98649282 11.40 R fth Gear (R) (S) 64756485 12.45 FILM; Ride a Crooked Trail (1958) Western, starring Audie Murphy and Joanna Moore. (S) 82265447 RLM: The Soul Collector (1999) Romantic drama, with Bruce Greenwood and Hilary Duff. (S) 7733224 Charmed Part two of two. The world is destabilised. Last in series. (R) (S) 1425805 FILM: Cocoon: The Return (1988) Sci-li fantasy, starring Don Ameche and Jessica Tandy. (S) 84634027 Cricket on Five England v Sri Lanka. Mark Nicholas introduces action from the third day’s play of the Second Test at Edgbaston, where the hosts will look to move into a match-winning position. Several of the England batsmen got among the runs in the opening Test, and the likes of Marcus Trescothick, Alastair Cook and Kevin Pietersen will be hoping for more of the same here. Commentary by Geoffrey Boycott and Simon Hughes. (S) 8993282 five news and sp o r t Headlines, with Priya Kaur-Jones. (S) 3830060 NCIS The team exhume the body of a Marine to ascertain whether a phone call to his widow, allegedly from beyond the grave, was a hoax. Naval crime drama, starring Mark Harmon. (S) 3859602 CSI: NY Stella and Lindsay investigate the rape and murder of a 22-year-old hostess. Meanwhile, the life of a transplant patient hangs in the balance as Mao and the rest of the team try to find a hijacked helicopter canying the donated liver. Wrth Gary Sinise, Melina Kanakaredes, Anna Belknap and Carmine Giovinazzo. (S) 9218027


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10.10 Law & Order: Criminal Intent The detectives investigate the mysterious drowning of a neurologist, and discover she was trying to communicate with a patient in a persistent vegetative state. Guest starring John Savage. 3212379 ■


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11.10 RLM: Deliverance (1972) Four friends embark on a weekend canoeing trip which turns into a desperate struggle for survival against murderous mountain men. Superb and disturbing thriller, with Burt Reynolds. (S) 4821553 Quiz Call Interactive game show. 90931480 Wildlife SOS The work of a wildlife sanctuary. (R) (S) 74437751


■ Test the Nation: Know Your Planet (BBC1,8.00pm) Anne Robinson and Phillip Schofield return to quiz the British public about the liv­ ing world and envi­ ronmental issues.


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6.00 Breakfast (S) 451585 9.00 Sunday AM (S) 64935 10.00 Heaven and Earth with Gloria Hunniford (S) 82206


11.00 Bargain Hunt (R) (S) 5848 11.30 Countryfile (S) 6577 12.00 BBC News; Weather (S) 6106409 12.05 Cash in th e Attic (R) (S) 9166175


. 1.05 Murder, She Wrote (R) (S) 5845683 150 EastEnders (S) 26070857 3.45 RLM: Siste r Act II: Back in the Habit (1993) Convent comedy, stam'ng Whoopi Goldberg. (S) 626206


5.25 Points o f View (S) 3805935 5.40 Songs o f Praise (S) 901683 6.15 BBC News; Regional News; Weather (S)526770


6.40 Last o f th e Summer Wine (R) (S) 953935


7.10 Antiques Roadshow The experts find more treasures at Warwick Castle, including a strange cigar lighter, a model gulllottne made by French PoWs and a life drawing of remarkable quality. (R)(S) 398515 ,


8.00 Test th e Nation: Know Your Planet Anne Robinson and Phillip Schofield return to quiz the British public about the living world and environmental issues. Viewers can play interactively or online. Continues after the news. (S) 4917645 '


9.10 BBC News; Weather (S) 920428 9.25 Test th e Nation: Know Your Planet Phillip Schofield and Anne Robinson announce the results of the nationvvide quiz and show viewers how to convert their answers into a score. (S) 9305799


10.30 The Triangle The four explorers wake on a beach in Miami, and experience to a series of mysterious and disturbing encounters. Bruce and Emily continue to gather meteorological evidence. Continues tomorrow. (S) 9484916


11.50 HLM: The Ex (1997) An architect’s . happy life is wrecked by his ex-wife, whose jealousy causes her to embark on a reign of terror against his new family. Nail-biting thriller, with Nick Mancuso; (S) Weatherview 312428


1.20 Sign Zone: Holby City The board decide Diane’s future. (R) (S) 8903189


2.20 Sign Zone: The Line of Beauty Nick lives out his dreams. (R) (S) 9792320


3.20 Sign Zone: The Armstrongs John sets his sights on Las Vegas. Last in series. (R) (S) 71219928


3.50 Sign Zone: A Seaside Parish (R) (S) 66582813 Sign Zone: Downsize Me (R) 24872691 BBC News 24 5949726


■ Funland (BBC2,10.30pm) Carter prepares to meet journalist Cryeronthe beach, but arrives to find he has been killed. Undeterred, he decides to search the dead man’s flat for clues.


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6.00 CBeebies'28645 7.00 CBBC 956175 10.00 Regional Programme 11.00 RLM: Knights of the Round Table (1953) Medieval adventure, stam'ng Robert Taylor. (S) 36781867


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12.55 Sunday Grandstand: Rugby Union 80288


1.30 Rugby Union A special report looking back at 10 years of professionalism in the sport (S) 70491312


1.45 Live Golf: BMW Championship Times may vary. (S) 50378521


6.00 Coast The team travel from the Solway Firth to Skye. (S) 15409


7.00 Top o f the Pops With the Zutons and Primal Scream. (S) 749225


7.35 How I Met Your Mother Ted finds a shirt he hasn’t worn in years brings back memories, while Barney offers Robin money to say the word ’nipple’ during a news bulletin. (S) 781503


8.00 Top Gear Richard Hammond pits the new Porsche against the RAF parachute display team, and Jeremy Clarkson converts a Mercedes. Ewan McGregor Is this week’s Star in a Reasonably Priced Car. (S) 1515


9.00 World Cup Stories A look back at Argentina’s chequered history in the compefition, focusing on the triumphs in 1978 and 1986 and the role played by Diego Maradona. Robert Lindsay examines one of the world’s most intriguing and least undeistood football cultures, typified by Maradona’s Impact on the 1986 World Cup in Mexico. Featuring intenriews with former players Osvaldo Ardiles, Mario Kempes and Jorge Valdano. (S) 1751


10.00 The Office Brent makes easy money moonlighting at a business seminar and Gareth finds a new friend in the form of a know-it-all IT engineer. (R) (S) 76022


10.30 Funland Carter prepares to meet journalist Cryer on the beach, but arrives to find he has been killed. Undeterred, he decides to search the dead man’s flat for clues about his mother’s murder. 85770


11.00 Funland After an outraged Connie evicts him, Shirley moves into the Shangri-La — where he makes Lola a surprising offer. (S) 8799


11.30 Dead Ringers Jon Culshaw, Jan Ravens, Phil Cornwell, Kevin Connelly and Mark Perry send up a host of celebrities. (R) (S) 59480


12.00 RLM: Ace High (1968) Western comedy, starring Eli Wallach. (S) 35829


2.00 BBC Learning Zone (S) 1923875


5.30 r r v Morning News (S) 70596 6.00 GMTV: The Sunday Programme 55799 7.00 Little Einsteins 3640190 7.25 Toonattik(S) 98103935 9.25 C n v 9129645 10.15 RLM: Beethoven (1991) Comedy, slam'ng Charles Gredin. (S) 72846916


11.50 r r v News; Weather (S) 3950428 11.55 Regional Programme 12.00 F I : Monaco Grand Prix Live The seventh round of the season in Monte Carlo. (S) 5796461


3.20 World Superbike Championship Uve coverage of the second race from Silverstone. (S) 3936175


4.30 Wycliffe (R) (S) 36664 6.00 Regional Programme 6.25 Regional Programme 6.40 n v News; Weather (S) 678867 7.00 Emmerdale Tom finds out about Terry and Jean’s relationship, and fires them both. Jasmine receives another message from Cain, and Paddy drunkenly praises Dei to an irritated Toni. (S) 3645


7.30 Coronation Street An unhappy Amber goes missing during a shopping trip, but turns up at the cafe — where Hayley offers her a place to stay. Devious Charlie plays games with Tracy. (S) 799 8.00 Heartbeat Miller’s former Army captain


turns up to offer him a business proposition. The sergeant turns it down — but it soon becomes clear his old friend has other matters to take care of. (S) 8041


9.00 Full Length and Fabulous: The Beckhams’ World Cup Party Cameras follow the preparations for the star- studded pre-tournament bash thrown by football’s most famous couple. The evening includes a charity auction hosted by Graham Norton. (S) 1409


10.30 r r v News; Weather (S) 254225 10.45 The Grail Trail: In Pursuit o f the Da Vinci Code Three fans of Dan Brown’s hugely popular novel follow in the footsteps of the book’s characters. (R) (S) 614157


11.45 F I : Monaco Grand Prix Highlights The best moments from the seventh round of the season. (S) 453374


12.55 The Championship The League One and League Two play-off finals; (S) n v News Headlines 3787639


1.25 The Mint Interactive game show; (S) ITV News Headlines 44207542


4.10 Fat Chance (R) 18823233 4.35 Boot Sale Treasure Hunt (R) (S) 87889146


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The Hoobs (R) (S) 5607461 The Hoobs (R) (S) 2647645 The Treacle People (R) (S) 7059157


Transworld Sport (S) 4383079 Freesports on 4 1466003 Vee-TV (S) 8963596 T4: One Tree Hill (S) 1879515 T4: Hollyoaks (S) 27004175


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12.20 T4: Big Brother (R) 7261549 1.20 T4: Big Brother’s Little Brother Daily programme from the compound. (S) 2054867 T4: Totally Frank Charlie works on the band’s publicity. (S) 21915732 T4: The OC Sandy faces a dilemma. (3)6102765 T4: World Challenge The teams compete in their final challenge. Last In series. (S )607732 RLM: Emma (1996) A privileged but naive woman sets about matchmaking for her friends — little realising she’s falling in love herself. Blockbusting Jane Austen adaptation, starring Gwyneth Paltrow. (S) 63459022 Lost Sun is distraught when she realises her wedding ring is missing. Michael disappears into the jungle in search of Walt, prompting Ana Lucia to move the group somewhere safer. (R) (S) 478225 Channel 4 News Including sport and weather. (S) 987490 Invasion Larkin, Dave, Jesse and Rose are taken hostage by two humans, while Underlay and Russell organise a rescue mission for all of those being rounded up by the hybrids. Last in series. (S) 6683 Big Brother Highlights from the past 24 hours inside the most talked- about house in Britain. (S) 3119


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11.50 4Music Presents: The Futureheads Miquita Oliver interviews the band. (S) 795867


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12.25 The Album Chart Show With the Futureheads and Pink. (R) 8697962 The Isle of Wight Festival Featuring Faithless and Feeder. (R) (S) 46558 KOTV Boxing magazine. (S) 3404504 Big Brother Live The latest from the house. 313766 Unreported World The Turkish civil war. (R) (S) 24897900 Salvage Squad The restoration of a Centurion tank. (R) (S) 2875184


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■ Heartbeat ( ITVI, 8.00pm) Miller’s former ■ Army captain turns up to offer him a business proposi­ tion. The sergeant turns it down — but it soon becomes clear his old friend has other matters.


■ Invasion (Channel 4, 8.00pm) Larkin, Dave, Jesse and Rose are taken hostage by two humans, while Underlay and Russell organ­ ise a rescue mis­ sion. Last in series.


■ Everybody Hates Chris (five, 8.00pm) A cookie-selling competition to raise money for a field trip to Washington lands Chris in trou­ ble with the law when he turns to crooks for advice.


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12.35 Divine Designs (R) (S) 67893024 1.05 five news update (S) 30620596 1.15 RLM: Man Without a Star (1955) Western adventure, starring Kirk Douglas. (S) 52902596


3.00 RLM: North to Alaska (1960) Action ariventure, with John Wayne. 93807645


5.15 five news and sport (S) 81772393 5.35 RLM: The Medallion (2003) Cops Jackie Chan and Lee Evans are transformed into turbo-charged wam'ois by an ancient medallion. Action thriller, co-starring Julian Sands. (S) 22578515


7.15 Cricket on Rve England v Sri Lanka. Mark Nicholas presents action from day four of the Second Test at Edgbaston, where the tourists will once again Irxik to Muttiah Muralitharan for inspiration. (S) 8960954


8.00 Everybody Hates Chris A cookie-selling competition to raise money for a field trip to Washington lands Chris in trouble with the law when he turns to crooks for marketing advice. (S) 3893886


8.30 Everybody Hates Chris Father’s Day causes a family rift after Julius upsets Rochelle by saying he wants to spend the day on his own, and Chris is determined to get him the perfect gift. Last in series: (S) five news at 9 3872393


9.00 RLM: Hart’s War (2002) An American law student-Uimed-GI fighting in World WarTwo is captured by enemy soldiers and sent to a prison camp, where a hard­ bitten officer persuades him to defend a comrade-in-arms accused of murder— but it soon becomes clear racism and bigotry have played a part in the crime, and his ’client' may have been framed. Intelligenf drama, hampered by a poor performance from Bruce Willis, although co-stars Colin Farrell and Terrence Howard make a decent job of their roles. (S) 51053225


11.25 World’s Wildest Police Videos Real-life crimes captured by cameras inside patrol cars and police helicopters. Hosted by former US sheriff John Bunnell. (R) (S) 1732799


12.25 Major League Baseball Live Full coverage ot a key game from North America as the race for the World Series hots up. 84335542


4.05 UEFA Under-21 s Championship Ukraine v Holland. 16252252


5.35 PortugoU: Season Review A look back at the Portuguese league season. 74331523


2.15 Hello Again (1987) Comedy, stamng Shelley Long. 4.00 Rve Children and It (2004) Children’s adventure, starring Kenneth Branagh, Freddie Highmore and Zee Wanamaker. 5.45 Are We There Yet? (2004) Comedy, starring Ice Cube. 7.30 X-Men 3 — Behind the Scenes The making of X-Men: The Last Stand, the third instalment in the comic-book adventure. 8.00 Spider-Man 2 (2004) The wallcrawling hero returns to light more evil-doers— but a host of personal problems cause him to contemplate abandoning the battle for justice. Comic-strip adventure, starring Tobey Maguire, James Franco and.Rosemary Harris. 10.10 Blade: Trinity (2004) Horror sequel, starring Wesley Snipes. 1Z10 The Punisher (2004) Thriller, slam'ng Thomas Jane. 2.20 We’ll Meet Again (2002) Thriller, starring Laura Leighton. 4.00 The 12 Days of Christmas Eve (2004) Seasonal drama, starring ^even Weber, Molly Shannon and Patricia Velasquez.


SKY MOVIES 2 11.30 Perfect Strangers (2004) See 6.00pm. 1.15 A Tirrte for Dancing (2000) Emotional drama, starring Shirt Appleby. 3.00 Comfort and Joy (2003) Thought-provoking drama, slam'ng Nancy . McKeon, Steven Eckholdt and Paul Dooley. 4.30 Garfield (2004) Comedy, with the voice of Bill Murray. 6.00 Perfect Strangers (2004) Romantic comedy, starring Rob Lows. 7.30 Sky Movies News The latest from Hollywood. 8.00 Meet the Fockers (2004) Premiere. Comedy sequel, starring Ben Stiller, Robert De Niro, Etaibra Streisand and Dustin Hoffman. 10.00 Dodgeball; A True Underdog Story (2004) Comedy, stam'ng Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn, Christine Taylor arid Rip Tom. 11.40 Meet the Fockers (2004) Sm 8.00pm. 1.40 Executive Decision (1996) Action thriller, stam'ng Kurt Russell. 355 Romy and Michele: In the Beginning (2004) Comedy prequel, star­ ring Katherine HeigI and Alex Breckenridge. S.& A Time for Dancing (2000) See 1.15pm.


SKY MOVIES 1 1Z00 Spider-Man 2 (2004) See 8.00pm.


SKY ONE 12.00 Stargale Atlantis 1.00 Star Trek: Voyager ZOO Star Trek: Voyager 3.00 Star Trek: Voyager 4.00 Stargate SG-1 5.00 Malcolm in the Middle 550 Malcolm in the Middle 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 The Simpsons. Ned Flanders takes in a pair ol lodgers. 7.00 'Rie Simpsons 7.30 The Simpsons. Usa develops a cnish on a teacher. 8.00 Vroom Vroom. Jon Tickle takes on the Cat and Mouse challenge. 9.00101 More Things Removed from the Human Body. Grisly objects found inside human beings. 10.00 Football Years. The season Gazzamania slmck. 11.00 Street Law 1Z00 Stargate SG-11.00 The 50 Greatest Kisses Z50 The 1970s Office 3.45 Star Trek: Voyager 4.40 Star Trek: Voyager


BBCTHREE 7.00 Strictly Dance Fever on Three. Behind the scenes ol the dance show. 7.45 Doctor Who Confidential. Russell T Davies discusses writing the latest series. 8.15 Grownups. Michelle goes on a diet of cream and Sugar Puffs. 8.45 Three’s Out-Takes. A selection of hilarious blunders. 9.10 Film: Q & A (1990). Police thriller, starring Nick Nolle and Timothy. Hutton. 11.15 The Message. Satirical sketch show. 11.45The Real Hustle. The world of the con artist 1Z15 The Real Hustle 1Z45 Paparazzi. The photographers visit Los Angeles. 1.40 The House of Tiny Tearaways Z40 The Real Hustle 3.10 The Message 3.40 Close


r rv 2 955 Emmerdale 1Z10 Coronation Street Z30 Holiday Showdown 350 Make Me Rich 4.00 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Celebrity 5.00 The Planet’s Funniest Animals 555 The British Soap Awards 2006: The Stars Arrive 6.35 The British Soap Awards 2006 8.40 The British Soap Awards 2006: Backstage. Gossip from the event 9.45 Soccer Aid: Extra Time. Reaction to the big game. 10.45 Him: Tango & Cash (1989). Adventure, stam'ng Sylvester Stallone and Kurt Russell. Including Entertainment News Update. 1Z45 Up Service 150 Quizmania 350 Emmerdale 6.00 Close


11.40 Big Brother Live 150 Totally Frank ZOO The Album Chart Show 250 Hollyoaks 5.00 Friends 5.30 Friends 6.00 Big Brother Uve. More live action from the BB house. 7.00 World Challenge. The teams meet AC Milan defender Alessandro Nesta. 8.00 Friends. Rachel has a saucy dream. 8.35 Friends. Joey throws a party. 9.Q5 Wife Swap. Women from Lancashire and Norfolk trade places. 10.10 Big Brother Diary Room Uncut A peep into the house’s most secret room. 11.10 Big Brother Live


SKY SPORTS 1 1050 Uve Test Cricket England v Sri Lanka. 7.00 Live Super League. Wigan Wam’ors v'St Helens (Kick-off 7.15pm). Coverage of the Super League XI dash at the JJB Stadium. 9.15 Test Cricket 11.15 Football League. Barnsley v Swansea City. 1Z45 Champions League Weekly 1.15 Test Cricket 3.15 Football League 4.45 Champions League Weekly 5.15 Gillette World Cup 2006 5.45 Sky Sports Classics


SKY SPORTS 2 1050 Live Australian Rugby League. Brisbane Broncos v Canterbury ' Bulldogs (Kick-off 10.30am). 1250 Australian Rules Football 250 Live Football League. Barnsley v Swansea City (KickKtff 3.00pm). 5.30 Uve US Seniors Tour Golt The Senior PGA Championship. 850 Live US Tour Golf. The St Jude Classic. 11.00 Max Power 1Z00 Super League 1.30 Rugby Union 3.00 Rugby Union 5.00 Wild Spirits 5.30 Moto Plus


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1Z00 WWE: Bottom Une 1.00 Max Power ZOO Yachting Z30 Uve Rugby Union. Sale Sharks v Leicester Tigers (Kick-off 3.00pm). 550 U Can Do It 555 WWE: Smackdown 750 Champions League Weekly 8.00 Uve Greyhound Racing. The William Hill Derby semi-finals. 10.00 Rugby Union


11.30 WWE: Smackdown 1.30 WWE: Ute Night — Bottom Une Z30 Sports Unlimited 3.30 Moto Plus 4.00 Triathlon 5.00 Sports Unlim’rted


MEET THE FOCKERS: Premiere. Hapless grrxjm-to-be Ben Stiller finds his stress levels going through the roof as he’s forced to introduce his prospective in-laws to his off-the- wall parents — and chaos ensues as the mismatched families struggle to get along, especially when Stiller’s on-screen fiance announces that she is pregnant Madcap comedy sequel to the hilarious Meet the Parents, co-starring Robert De Niro, Dustin Hoffman, Barbra Streisand and Teri Polo. (Sky Movies 2 ,8.00pm)


SKY MOVIES 1 . 10.50 Racing Stripes (2004) See 4.00pm.


1Z35 Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over (2003) Adventure sequel, stamng Antonio Banderas, Sylvester Stallone, Alexa Vega and Daryl Sahara. ZOS Jack (1996) Drama, starring Robin Williams and Diane Lane. 4.00 Racing Stripes (2004) Family adventure, with the voice of Frankie


Muniz, Dustin Hoffman, Mandy Moore and Snoop Dogg. 6.00 Tvifister (1996) Action thriller, wHh Bill Paxton. 8.00 Miss Congeniality 2: Arnied and Fabulous (2005) Comedy sequel,


stam'ng Sandra Bullock, William Shamer and Heather Bums. 10.00 Hide and Seek (2004) Chilling thriller, starring Robert De Niro. 11.55 Hollywood Homicide (2003) Action comedy, starring Hamson


Ford, Josh Hartnett and Lena Olin. 2.05 The People vs Larry Rynt (1996) Fact»based drarD9i starring


Woody Hanelson, Edward Norton and Brett Harrelson. 4.30 Barbie: Fairytopla (2005) Animated adventure, with the voice of Kelly Sheridan and Lee Tockar.


SKY MOVIES 2 1020 The Preacher’s Wife (1996) See S.55pm.


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1Z25 Joe Torre: Curveballs Aloiig the Way (1997) Baseball drama, stamng Paul Sorvino, Robert Loggia and Barbara Williams. Z10 Sleepover (2004) Teen comedy, starring Alexa Vega..


4.00 Win a Date with Tad Hamilton (2004) Romantic comedy, slamng Kate Boswoith, Topher Grace and Nathan Lane. 5.55 The Preacher’s Wife (1996) Comedy, stamng Wftitney Houston. 8.00 'Ttie Manchurian Candidate (2004) Premiere. Roller, stamng Denzel Washington, Uev Schreiber, Meryl Streep and Jon vo ig ^ ■ 10.15 Courage Under Rre (1996) Thriiler. with Meg l^aii^and Denzel


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Washington, Lou Diamond Phillips, Scott Glenn 1Z15 Before Sunset (2004) Romantic drama, starring Ethan Hawke. 1.40 Laws of Attraction (2004) Comedy, slamng Pierce Brosnan.


320 Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life (2005) Drama, stamng Jeremy


Sumpter, Kelly Lynch and Lyndsy F o n s ^ . 5.00 Joe Torre; Curveballs Along the Way (1997) See 12.25pm.


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SKY ONE 1Z00 Max Magic 1.00 Enleqjtise ZOO Star Trek: Voyager 3.00 Star Trek:


Voyager 4.00 Stargale SG-1 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 The Simpsons 6.00 The Simpsons. Homer tries to smuggle drugs into the country. 620 The Simpsons. Bart and Usa look into the future. 7.00 Malcolm in the Middle. Hal feels betrayed by his dentist 7.30 The Simpsons. The family go to Washington. 8.00 Dream Team 80s. Mike faces a future away from the pitch. 9.00 24. Bauer delivers the tape to Secretary Heller. 10.00 Human Trafficking. New series.'Drama about the sex slave trade. 11.00 Bones 1Z00 Guns for Hire 1.00 Slargale SG-11.50 Star Trek: Voyager Z40 Star Trek; Voyager 3.30 Very Worst 420 The 1970s Office


BBC THREE 7.00 Doctor Who. Monsters stalk Hfties London. 7.45 Doctor Who Confidential. Russell T Davies discusses writing the latest series. 8.15 Him: Chicken Run (2000). Smash-hit animation, with the voice of Mel Gibson. 9.30 Little Britain. Vicky Pollard becomes a babysitter. 10.00


Grownups. Michelle is jealous of Dean’s ex-fiancee. 1020 The Real Hustle 11.00 Gypsy Wars. The war between travellers in Cottenham. 1Z00 My Breasts and 11Z55 Grownups. Michella is jealous of Dean’s ex­ fiancee. 125 The Real Hustle 125 Gypsy Wars. The war between trav­ ellers In Cotlenham. Z50 My Breasts and 13.50 Close


ITV2 11.05 Soccer Aid from Old Tralford: England v The Rest of the World 1.15


Emmerdale 4.00 Coronation Street 625 American Idol 7.15 American Idol. 9.00 Supernatural. \Nhen a couple are murdered after purchasing an antique painting, Sam and Dean look into the picture's origins — and dis­ cover all its previous owners met violent ends. 10.00 Soccer Aid from Old Trafford: England v The Rest of the World. Another chance to see the big game in full. 1Z10 Coronation Street 1Z40 Lip Service 1.10 Sally Jessy Raphael ZOO Movies Now Z10 Oulzmania 4.00 Teleshopping 6.00 Close


11.05 World Challenge 1Z10 Popworld 1Z55 Chantelle: Living the Dream 125 Pure T4125 Big Brother, Z55 Big Brother Diary Boom Uncut 325 Big Brother’s Little Brother 5.00 Friends 520 Friends. Monica and Chandler inlenn’ew a potential sperm donor. 6.00 The (X;. The kids receive their college responses. 7.00 Smallville; Superman the Early Years 8.00 ER. Pratt returns from Africa. 9.00 Lost. Walt appears in Shannon’s shelter. 10.00 Big Brother’s Little Brother. Daily programme from the compound. 11.00 Desperate Housewives 12.00 Big Brother Uve


SKY SPORTS 1 1020 Live Test CrickeL England v Sri Lanka. Coverage of the fourth day of the Second Test at Edgbaston, where Duncan Retcher will be hoping ' his side can take charge of the match. 7.00 Live International CrickeL West Indies v India. 1020 Test Cricket 1Z30 Gillette World Cup 2006 1.00 Foot^l League ZOO Test Cn'cket 4.00 Close


SKY SPORTS 2 10.30 Australian Rugby League 1Z30 US Supeibikes 220 Live Football League. Grimsby Town v Wycombe Wanderers or Cheltenham Town (Kickoff 3.00pm). 520 Uve US Seniors Tour Golf. The Senior PGA Championship. 820 Live US Tour Golf. The St Jude Classic. 11.00 Football League. Grimsby Town v Wycombe Wanderers or Cheltenham Town. 1 ZOO Rugby Union 1.00 Motor Racing 3.30 Close


SKY SPORTS 3 1Z0O Walersports World 1.00 Ten Pin Bowling ZOO Worid Sport 220 Live Rugby Union. England v Barbarians (Kicktoff 3.00pm). 5.00 Yachting 520 Live Motor Racing. The Indianapolis 500.920 W \^ : Late Night — Afteibum. Josh Mathews presents highlights of the latest bouts featuring the stars of Smackdown. 1020 WWE: Late Night— Velocity 1120WWE- Heat1220 US Supeibikes 220 Close


THE MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE: Premiere. A Gulf War veteran struggles with nightmares and vows to get to the root of the problem, convinced something strange happeried to him and his comrades— but it soon berximes clear that powerful, shadowy figures don't want him probing too deeply. Jonathan Demme’s remake'of the classic 1962 thriller, stam’ng the always-impressive Denzel Washington, Liev Schreiber, Meryl Streep and Jon Voight. (Sky Movies 2, 8.00pm)


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