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■ Doctor Who (BBC1,7.00pm) When the court of Louis XV comes under attack from sinister robots, the King's mistress summons the Doc­ tor with the help of a, broken dock. David Tennant stars.


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■ Ql; Quite Interesting (BBC2,10.40pm) Stephen Fry poses questions to Arthur Smith, Doon Mackichan, Andy Hamilton and Alan Davies, awarding points for the most interesting answers.


6.00 CBeebies 35341 7.00 CBBC1244877 12.00 See Heart 9641438 12.45 Talking Movies (S) 4516186 1.10 The Plantsman (R) (S) 69922728 FILM: The Bad and the Beautiful (1952) Hollywood satire, stamng Kirk Douglas. (S) 47060419 FILM: Lust for Life (1956) Biopic of Van Gogh, stamng Kirk Douglas. (S) 757070 Great British Menu (R) (S) 699902 Porridge (R) (S) 698273 Flog Itl Paul Martin meets people in Dolgellau, Wales, eager to earn easy money selling their valuables at auction, and chats to a local teapot collector. (S) 110506 RLM: The Battle of the River Plate (1956) Powell and Pressburgeris solid and thought-provoking World War Two adventure about the British Navy’s pursuit and eventual cornering of enemy battleship the Graf Spee In Montevideo harbour, where German commanding officer Peter Rnch is faced with an impossible dilemma. Starring John Gregson, Anthony Quayle, Bernard Lee and Jack Gwillim. (S) 73462506 Bobby Moore Ray Winstone narrates this feature-length film about arguably England’s finest-ever captain, who battled against cancer and weight problems to lead his country to victory in the 1966 World Cup. With contributions by old friends, team-mates and family members, incluriing Jimmy Tarbuck, Harry Redknapp, Tina Moore, his wife of 23 years, and children Roberta and Dean. (S) 6172186


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11.10 FILM: The Shootist (1976) A legendary gunfighter learns he has cancer and decides to go out in a blaze of glory. Thoroughly enjoyable Western melodrama, with John Wayne, Lauren Bacall, Ron Howard, James Stewart, John Carradine, Harry Morgan, Scatman Crothers and Richard Boone. (S) 382902


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ITV Morning News (S) 70902 GMTV: Wakey! Wakey! 8802631 Toonattik (S) 98898051 Ho!!y and Stephen’s Saturday Showdown (S) 30203709 Sabrina the Teenage Witch (R) 9419 The Planet’s Funniest Animals (3)6661815 ITV News; Weather (S) 6806457 Regional Programme F I : European Grand Prix Qualifying Steve Rider introduces live coverage as the battle for pole position gets under way in the fifth race of the season at the Nurburgring in Germany. James Allen and Martin Brundle commentate. (3)69499612 Pulling Power (R) (S) 21633186 Creature Comforts (R) (S) 3716877 The Crocodile Hunter Diaries (R) (S) 1529341 The Rockford Files (S) 1427326 Regional Programme ITV News and Sport; Weather (S)3592419 You’ve Been Framed! (R) (S) 465438 FILM: Peter Pan (2003) Harry Hill presents more camcorder calamities, including some crazy cats, giddy grandparents and wild weddings. Plus, unsuspecting viewers are caught snoring on film in Frame a Friend. (S) 12905438 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Chris Tarrant invites another line-up of contestants to have a go at answering 15 questions that could change their lives — with Ask the Audience, Phone a Friend and 50-50 available to them if they get stuck. (S) 676235 Ultimate Force The team are sent to Colombia, where they are ordered to instruct a motley battalion of local soldiers for an attack on a cocaine factory. The training goes badly, and when the professionals realise their rookies have no chance of success, their only option is to carry out the raid themselves. Ross Kemp stars. (S)6169612 ITV News; Weather (S) 792877 FILM: The 13th Warrior (1999) An exiled nobleman fights shadowy attackers after joining forces with Norse warriors at the end of the first millennium. Adventure, stamng Antonio Banderas; (S) ITV News Headlines 92626964 The Mint; (S) ITV News Headlines 98511397 People’s Court (R) (S) 7886945 . ITV Nightscreen 24129


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■ Ultimate Force (ITV1,9.10pm) The team are sent to Colombia, where they ate instoicted to train local soldiers for an attack on a cocaine factory — but end up carrying out the raid themselves.


■ The Perfect Home (Channel 4, 7.10pm) New series. Alain de Botton explores the factors that determine people’s attitude toward their living environment.


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(five, 8.20pm) Gibbs, Tony and Kate are brought on board an aircraft earner when two crewmen appear to have overdosed, despite having no history o f drug abuse.


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11.10 HLM: An American Werewolf In London (1981) A US tourist is attacked while walking on the North York Moors and slowly undergoes a terrifying metamorphosis into a werewolf. Superbly gruesome horror comedy, with David Naughton. (S) 3753070 Quiz Call 5085939 Animal Airport (R) (S) 3620552


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■ Krakatoa: The Last Days (BBC1,9.00pm) Drama about the eruption of the volcanic island in 1883, following tour stories as survivors attempt to navigate the devastation caused by the blast.


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6.00 CBeebres 15858 7.00 CBBC 327755 10.00 FILM: Since You Went Away (1944) Wartime drama. Claudette Colbert and Shirley Temple star. (8) 81195939


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5.30 Songs of Praise Stories of lifelong friendships. (S) 360769


6.05 Last of the Summer Wine Auntie Wainwright sends Tom and Smiler on a mission to collect a new vehicle. Last in series. (S) 640281


6.35 The Impressionists The artists commemorate Bazille by staging an exhibition in Paris — but the public are not impressed. Monet meets the love of his life, and Degas acquires a reputation for misogyny. (S) 266129


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8.00 The Perfect Shark Mike deGruy examines different species of the aquatic predators throughout history, discovering how they have evolved and which breeds are best equipped to survive. (S) 3823


9.00 Krakatoa: The Last Days Fact-based drama about the eruption of the volcanic island in 1883, following four interweaving stories in which survivors attempt to navigate the devastation caused by the blast as wave after wave of tsunamis crash down around them. Rupert Penry-Jones stars. (S) 8587


10.30 BBC News; Weather (S) 375649 10.45 Match of the Day Highlights from the final day of the Premiership season, as issues at both ends of the table are resolved, and the champions get one more chance to celebrate their triumph. (R) (8)851858


12.15 The Sky at Night How galaxies are formed. (8)4312934


12.35 FILM: Countess Dracula (1970) Horror, starring Ingrid Pitt and Maurice Denham; (8) Weatherview 332243


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3.45 Paralympic World Cup Further coverage of the final day of the Paralympic World Cup at the Manchester Velodrome. Times may vary. 421281


5.30 Racing with Camels (R) (8) 842 6.00 Coast Nicholas Crane visits Lytham St Anne’s to learn about the UK’s worst lifeboat disaster and Alice Roberts investigates 5,000-year-old human footprints on a beach near Liverpool. (8)64264


5.30 ITV Morning News (8) 54281 6.00 GMTV: The Sunday Programme 39484


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11.55 Regional Programme 12.00 FI : European Grand Prix Live Steve Rider introduces coverage of this afternoon’s race at the Nurburgring in Germany, where the locals will be hoping for a German victory for the third time in four years. (8) 485002


4.45 The Classical Brit Awards 2006 Michael Parkinson presents from the Royal Albert Hall. (8) 4669842


3.00 FILM: Treasure Island (1950) Pirate adventure, starring Robert Newton and Basil Sydney. (8) 73304620


7.00 Top of the Pops Music show combining the best of past and present chart acts. Featuring studio performances, celebrity interviews and archive footage of classic hits. (8) 953303


6.00 Regional Programme 6.25 Regional News 6.40 r rv News; Weather (8) 880587 7.00 Emmerdale Pearl is forced to borrow money from Pollard, Simon disapproves of Lesley’s relationship with Bobby-John, and Rodney uses Paul as a means to curry political favour. (8) 9533


7.35 How I Met Your Mother New series. US sitcom following the efforts of a man to find true love — narrated by his older self, telling the story to his children. Starring Josh Radnor. (S) 105113


8.00 Top Gear New series. Jeremy Clarkson drives a Swedish supercar, and Richard Hammond races a jet-powered canoe. Plus, creating the world’s first convertible people carrier. (8) 1465


9.00 World Cup Stories New series. A look back at France’s triumph on home soil in 1998, when a passionate support watched their team conquer Brazil in the final. (8)4129


10.00 The Office The Swindon merger has finally gone through and the new staff arrive in Slough for their first day. Ricky Gervais and Martin Freeman star. (R) (8)74397


7.30 Coronation Street Norris ends up in hospital after a fall in the cafe, and Frankie takes the day off to help Nathan move into her house. (S) 945


8.00 Heartbeat A local farmer is forced to auction his property following the death of his father— but gets a shock when his estranged brother turns up and starts harassing the auctioneer. (8) 8991


9.00 If I Had You Sarah Parish stars in this one-off drama as Dl Sharon Myers, who returns to her hometown in the Peak District to escape the city — only for a body to be discovered in a reservoir. (8) 8378


11.00 ITV News; Weather (S) 625228 11.10 12 Books That Changed the World Shakespeare’s first folio. Last in series. (S) 422571


10.30 Krakatoa Revealed The eruption of the tiny volcanic island in 1883, the devastation it caused to the nearby Asian coastline, and how the blast heightened scientific interest in vulcanology. 732200


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3.20 Fat Chance (R) (8) 22366412 3.45 Redcoats Last in series; (R) (8) ITV News Headlines 66225576


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SKY MOVIES 1 11.30 In the Army Now (1994) See 6.15pm.


1.10 In the Beginning Part one of two. Biblical epic, stam'ng Martin Landau, Jacqueline Bisset, Billy Campbell and Alan Bates. 2.45 Frog and Wombat (1998) Comedy, starring Ronny Cox. 4.25 Kissed by an Angel (2000) Romantic drama, starring Adam Trese. 6.15 In the Army Now (1994) Comedy, starring Pauly Shore. 8.00 The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003) Heroic Allan Quatennain teams up with a host of other famed characters to put a stop to a nefarious villairis evil scheming. Comic-book adventure, starring Sean Connery, Shane West, Stuart Townsend and Richard Roxburgh. 10.00 King Arthur (2004) Grim historical drama, starring Clive Owen. 12.05 Fat Slags (2004) Tawdry comedy, stamng Rona Allen. 1.25 Tequila Sunrise (1988) Romantic Ihriller, stam'ng Mel Gibson. 3.20 Candyman: Farewell to the Flesh (1995) Horror sequel, starring Tony Todd, Kelly Rowan and Timothy Carhart. 4.55 Frog and Wombat (1998) See 2.45pm.


■10.35 The War (1994) See 4.20am. 12.45 The Magical Legend o f the Leprechauns Part one of two. Fantasy adventure, starring Randy Quaid and Whoopi Goldberg. 2.20 The King and I (1999) Musical animation, with the voice of Miranda Richardson, Christiana Noll, Martin Vidnovic and Ian Richardson, 4.00 Homo Team (1999) Family comedy, with Steve Guttenberg. 5.45 The Magical Legend of the Leprechauns Part one of two. Fantasy adventure, stam'ng Randy Quaid and Whoopi Goldberg. 7.30 Sky Movies News The latest from Hollywood. 8.00 Assault on Precinct 13 (2005) Premiere. A motley band of cops and criminals inside a police station are forced to fight for their lives when they come under siege. Action thriller, starring Ethan Hawke 10.00 Man on Fire (2004) Thriller, starrihg Denzel Washington. 12.30 Assault on Precinct 13 (2005) See 8.00pm. 2.30 The I Inside (2003) Mind-bending thriller, starring Ryan Phillippe. 4.20 The War (1994) Heart-warming drama, starring Kevin Costner.


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SKY ONE 12.00 Stargate Atlantis 1.00 Star Trek; Voyager 2.00 Star Trek: Voyager 3.00 Star Trek: Voyager 4.00 Stargate SG-1 5.00 Malcolm in the Middle 5.30 Malcolm In the Middle 6.00 The Simpsons. Homer is possessed by an evil toupee. 6.30 The Simpsons. Homer befriends a group of holidaying celebrities. 7.00 The Simpsons. Lisa cheats in an exam. 7.30 The Simpsons. Homer offers to donate a kidney. 8.00 Vroom Vroom. The team take the Jaguar X-Type for a test drive. 9.00 TBA 11.00 Street Law 12.00 Battlestar Galactica 1.00 Sun/iving 1.50 Stargate SG-1 2.40 Star Tretc Voyager 3 JO Star Trek; Voyager 4.20 The 1970s Office


BBC THREE 7.00 Strictly Dance Fever on Three. Behind the scenes of the dance show. 7.45 Doctor Who Confidential. Behind the scenes of the sci-fi . series. 8.15 The Apprentice. The candidates face gruelling intenriews. 9.15 Rim: The Jackal (1997). Thriller, starting Bruce Willis. 11.15 Mind, Body and Kick Ass Moves 11.45 Mind, Body and Kick Ass Moves 12.15 Mind, Body and Kick Ass Moves 12.45 Mind, Body and Kick Ass Moves 1.15 The House of Tiny Tearaways 1.45 Mind, Body and Kick Ass Moves 2.10 18 with a Bullet 3.10 Forty Years of P ” 4.10 Close


ITV2 9.25 Emmerdale 12.10 Coronation Street 2.30 Holiday Showdown 3.30 Celebrity Rt Club USA 4J0 Make Me Rich 5.00 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? 6.00 Breaking the Magician’s Code 7.00 Airline USA 7.30 Airline USA. A poker champion flies to Las Vegas. 8.00 Nanny 911. A househusband returns to woik. 8.50 The Planet’s Funniest Animals. Troublesome pets and crazy wild animals. 9.10 Rim: About a Boy (2002). Romantic comedy, starring Hugh Grant. Including Entertainment News Update. 11.15 Test Drive My Girlfriend 11.45 Haunted Homes 12.25 Mission: Impossible 3 Premiere Special 12.55 Movies Now 1.00 Quizmania 3.30 Emmerdale 6.00 Close


E4 12.00 E4 Music Gets Lost 2.00 The Album Chart Show 2.30 Hollyoaks 5.00 Friends 5.30 Friends 6.00 Shipwrecked 2006: Battle of the Islands 7.00 World Challenge 8.00 Friends. Winona Ryder guest stars. 8 J5 Friends. Chandler attempts to write his marriage vows. 9.00 Destination Lost 9.55 Lost in Lost 10.00 Lost. The survivors enter the hatch. 11.00 Lost in Lost 11.05 Lost 12.05 Lost in Lost 12.10 Destination Lost 1.00 Pom: A Family Business 1.35 Pom: A Family Business 2.10 Shipwrecked 2006: Battle of the Islands 3.10 Pom: A Family Business 3.35 World Challenge 4.35 Switched 4.55 Fool Around — With My Girifriend


SKY SPORTS 1 12.00 Live Football League. A Championship play-off semi-final first-leg match. 2J0 Soccer Saturday 5.45 Live Super League. Huddersfield Giants V St Helens (Kick-off 6.05pm). 8.00 Champions League Weekly. A look ahead to the upcoming final. 8.30 Live Spanish Football. A La Liga match. 11.00 Football League 12.00 Super League 1.30 Spanish Football 3.00 Football League 4.00 Spanish Football 5.30 World Cup 2006


SKY SPORTS 2 10.30 Live Australian Rugby League. A leading NRL game. 12.30 Australian Rules Football 2.30 Live Rugby Union. A top game from the Premiership. 5.00 Rugby Uhion 6.00 Uve Speedway. The Poland Grand Prix. 9.00 Rugby Union 10.30 Yachting 11.00 European Tour Golf 1.00 Speedway 4.00 Rugby Union 5.30 Pipeline


SKY SPORTS 3 12.00 Live European Tour Golf. The Italia Open. 4.00 Yachting 4.30 America’s Cup Sailing 5.00 WWE: Bottom Line 6.00 Live Squash. The Uveqrool Open. 8.00 Uve US Tour Golf. The Wachovia Championship. 11.00 WWE: Smackdown 1.00 WWE: Late Night — Bottom Une 2.00 Squash 4.00 Max Power 5.00 Freeskiing 5.30 Irish Greyhound Racing


ASSAULT ON PRECINCT 13: Premiere. A moUey band of cops and criminals inside a police station on New Year’s Eve are forced to fight for their lives when they are held to siege by an armed mob who are intent on claiming revenge on the criminal mastermind repsonsible tor the deaths of two of their fellow officers during a failed sting operation. Explosive remake of John Carpenter’s classic 1976 thriller, starring Ethan Hawke, Laurence Rshbume, Gabriel Byrne and Ja Rule. (Sky Movies 2 ,8.00pm)


SKY MOVIES 1 10.15 The Fighting Temptations (2003) See 5.55pm.


12.20 In the Beginning Part two of two. Biblical epic, stamng Martin Landau, Jacqueline Bissel, Billy Campbell and Alan Bates. . 1.55 To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar (1995)


Cross-dreeing comedy, stamng Patnek Swayze.


3.45 Spider-Man 2 (2004) Comic-stnp adventure, siarnng Touey ividyuue. 5.55 The Fighting Temptations (2003) Comedy, stamng Cuba Gooding Jnr. Bevoned Knowles, Melba Moore and Omar Epps.


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8.00 The Life Aquatic with Steve Zlssou (2004) Prerneire. ^ eccentnc undersea expert sets out in search of a shark that tailed an old fnend and crew-mate. Whimsical comedy drama, starring Bill Murray. 10.00 Ray (2004) Acclaimed biopic, stam'ng Jamie Foxx. 12.45 The Life Aquatic with Steve Zlssou (2004) See aOOpm. 2.55 Laurel Canyon (2002) Drama, stam'ng Frances McDormand. 4.50 The Simple Life of Noah Dearborn (1999) Drama, stamng Sidney Poitier, Mary-Loulse Parker and George Newbem.


SKY MOVIES 2 10.20 The Magical Legend o f the Leprechauns See 5.50pm.


12.15 Raising Helen (2004) Romantic comedy drama, stamng Kate


Hudson, John Corbett, Joan Cusack and Helert Mmen. 220 The Magic Roundabout (2005) Feature-length adaptation of the cult Sixties animation, with the voice of Robbie WilliartB.


4 00 Vice Versa f1988) Fantasy comedy. Judge Reinnoia stars, siso The Magical Legend o f the Leprechauns Part two of too. Fantasy ar^enlure, sterring tendy Quaid, Roger Daltrey and Kieran Culkin. 7.30 Sky Movies News The latest from Hollywood.


8.00 Catwoman (2004) Comic-book adventure, stamng Halle Betty. 10.00 Twisted (2004) Thriller, starring Ashley Judd.


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11.40 Resident Evil; Apocalypse (2004) Sci-fl horror sequel, stamng Milla Jovovich, Sienna Guillory and Oded Fehr.


1 20 Under the Tuscan Sun (2003) Drama, stamng Dtane I jn e . 3 2 0 My Stepmother Is an Alien (1988) Ckrmedy, with Kim Basinger.


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Voyager 4.00 Stargate SG-1 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 The Simpsons 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 The Simpsons. Homer changes his name. 7.00 Malcolm in the Middle 7.30 The Simpsons 8.00 Dream Team. Lynda takes control. 9.00 24. Jack demands answers from Audrey. 10.00 Rescue Me. Franco dates a pom star to make Laura jealous. 11.00 Bones 1200 Angel 1.00 Slargate SG-1120 Star Trek: Voyager 2 4 0 Star Trek: Voyager 3.30 Mysterious Worirfs: UFO Secrets 4.20 The 1970s Office


BBC THREE 7.00 Doctor Who Confidential. The process of making an episode. 7.15


Doctor Who. Sinister robots haunt the court of Louis XV. 8.00 The House of Tiny Tearaways. Parenting advice. 9.00 Little Britain. Dafydd goes to a nrgby match. Last in series. 9.30 Little Britain. With guest star Cat Deeley. 10.00 Grown Ups. New sitcom series, starring Sheridan Smith. 10.30 Ideal. Nicki wants to leave Moz. Last in series. 11.00 The Real Hustle. The world of the con artist. 11.30 The Trouble with Gay Men. Britain’s gay community. 1225 Blood on the Turntable 125 Grown Ups. Sitcom series, starring Sheridan Smith. 225 The Real Hustle 255 The House of Tiny Tearaways 325 Doctor Who Confidential 3.55 Close


ITV2 1200 Emmerdale 250 Film: About a Boy (2002). Romantic comedy, star­


ring Hugh Grant. Including Entertainment News Update. 4.50 Coronation Street 7.15 The Planet’s Funniest Animals 7.45 American Idol. The last five hopefuls perfonn. 8.30 American Idol. Another contestant Is voted otf. 9.00 Supernatural. The duo discover a sinister side to Meg. 10.00 Test Drive My Girifriend. A mummy’s boy looks for love. Last in series. 10.30 Coronation Street. Norn’s ends up in hospital after a fall. 11.00 Rim: U Turn (1997). Offbeat thriller, stamng Sean Penn. Including Entertainment News Update. 125 Quizmania 4.00 Teleshopping 6.00 Close


11.00 Chantelle’s Zeroes to Heroes 1.00 World Challenge 210 Popwortd 3.00 Chantelle’s Dream Dates 3.30 Pure T4 4.00 Young, Sexy and Rich 5.00 Friends 5.30 Friends 6.00 The OC. Ryan celebrates his 18th birthday. 7.00 Smallville; Superman the Early Years. Lana experiments with a dangerous serum. 8.00 ER. Abby and Monis treat an unconscious teenager. 9.00 Invasion. Russell and Underlay search tor the hybrids. 10.00 Lost. Jack confronts the mysterious Desmond. 11.00 Desperate Housewives 1200 My Name Is Eart 1225 Smallville: Supemian the Eariy Years 120 The OC 21 5 ER 3.00 My Name Is Eart 32 0 World Challenge 420 Switched 5.00 Fool Around — With My Boyfriend


SKY SPORTS 1 1200 Soccer Special 2 0 0 Live Super Sunday. Coverage of one of this


afternoon’s Premiership matches. 5.30 Conference Footbail 7.30 Cup Football. A look at the world of cup football. 8.00 Live Spanish Football. Coverage of a La Liga match, as Spain’s best teams look to succeed 2004/05 champions Barcelona. 10.00 Football Rist 11.30 Football Rrsl 1.00 Football Rrst 2.30 Football Rrst 4.00 Football Rrst 520 Close


SKY SPORTS 2 10.30 Live Cricket. Surrey v Somerset. 6.30 Live International Cricket. West Indies v Zimbabwe. 11.00 Conference Football 12.30 Spanish Football 2.00 Cup Football 2.30 European Tour Golf 4.30 Close


SKY SPORTS 3 1200 Max Power 1.00 US Supeibikes 3.00 Live Super Sunday. Coverage


of one of this afternoon’s Premiership matches. 5.00 WWE: Experience 6.00 European Tour Golf 8.00 Uve US Tour Golf. The Wachovia Championship. The fourth and final day’s play. 11.00 WWE: Late Night — Afterbum 1200 WWE; U te Night — Velocity 1.00 WWE: Heat 2.00 Squash 3.30 Clipper Around The World Yacht Race 4.00 Close


THE LIFE AQUATIC WITH STEVE ZISSOU: Premiere. A renowned but eccentric undersea expert sets out in search of a shark that killed an old friend and crew-mate — but the journey is beset by problems, not least thanks to a British journalist and a man claiming to be the scientist’s long-lost son. Whimsical comedy drama, stam'ng Bill Munay, Owen Wilson, Cate Blanchett, Anjelica Huston and Willem Dafoe. (Sky Movies 1, xx.xxpm)


5.55 Inuk 6928484 6.10 The Hoobs (R) (8) 2245281 6.35 The Hoobs (R) (8) 6497620 7.00 Transworld Sport (S) 2783587 7.55 Red Bull Air Race 9294991 8.20 Vee-TV (8)8553113 8.50 T4; One Tree Hill (8) 9870705 9.50 T4: Hollyoaks (8) 17705723 12.20 T4: Shipwrecked 2006; Battle of the Islands (8) 3322262


1.45 Channel 4 Racing from Newmarket and Salisbury Alastair Down introduces coverage of this afternoon’s two feature meetings, including the 3.25 Stan James 1000 Guineas Stakes (1m) from Newmarket. (8) 25307216


3.55 T4: World Challenge (8)2103692 5.00 The Worst Jobs in History Industrial employment opportunities. (8) 2674


6.00 Lost Jack persuades the others not to explore the hatch until later — but Locke’s curiosity gets the better of him. Meanwhile, Shannon has an unexpected encounter. (R) (S) 499755


6.50 Lost Sawyer pulls an unconscious Michael on to a piece of wreckage from the raft. Claire is surprised to discover a statue in Charlie’s bag, and Locke learns what’s inside the hatch. (R) (8) 431991


7.40 Channel 4 News (8) 477842 8.00 Invasion Russell expresses his reservations regarding Rose’s teacher, and finds he may lose his job as a result of his private investigations. Jesse and a school friend conspire to retaliate against the hybrids, but their targets have problems of their own as they prepare for a possible storm. (8) 6533


9.00 50 Greatest One Hit Wonders A rundown of the top 50 acts who stormed the charts once and then were never heard from again, featuring Nena of 99 Red Balloons fame and The One and Only Chesney Hawkes, and revealing the winner of the best-ever one-hit wonder accolade. Plus, an insight into where they all are now — while some have been long forgotten and regret ever making their record, others still bask in their fifteen minutes of fame. (8)10861465


12.10 The Album Chart Show (R) 7959021 12.40 World Superbikes 8355934 1.40 Red Bull Air Race (R) 5312601 2.10 KOTV Boxing magazine. (8) 7461601 2.40 South American Championship Football 5488156


3.30 French Football 524514 5.20 The British GT Championship (R) 8918717


6.00 Milkshake! 35982674 8.50 Shake! 67275649 12.30 Divine Designs (R) (8) 7621194 1.00 five news update (8) 30210113 1.10 FILM: Sherlock Holmes in Dressed to KIM (1945) Mystery, with Basil Rathbone and Tom Dillon. (8) 78561378


2.35 FILM: The Assassination Bureau (1968) Comedy thriller, with Oliver Reed and Telly Savalas. (8) 36356200


6.10 five news and sport (8) 4307945 6.25 FILM: Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol (1987) The crazy cops are assigned to train a group of oddball civilians to combat crime. Laboured comedy sequel, starring Steve Guttenberg. (8) 63243281


4.40 FILM: Three Ninjas Knuckle Up (1995) Comedy adventure sequel, starring Michael Treanor. (8) 83964115


■ How I Met Your Mother (BBC2,7.35pm) US sitcom follow­ ing the efforts of a man to find true love — narrated by his older self, telling the story to his children. Josh Radnor stars.


■ If I Had You (m /1 ,9.00pm) Sarah Parish stars in this drama as Dl Sharon Myers, who returns to her hometown in the Peak District to escape the city — only for a body to be discovered.


■ Invasion (Channel 4, 8.00pm) Jesse anil nn old school friend conspire to retaliate against the hybrids who, sensing another storm, prepare to take action.


■ Everybody Hates Chris (five, 8.00pm) The family give up their vices to pay the heating bill, but find it harder man


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8.00 Everybody Hates Chris The family give up their vices to pay the heating bill, but find it harder than they expected. Chris defends his title as neighbourhood computer game champion, (S) 3555674


8.30 Everybody Hates Chris A poor maths grade forces Chris to be creative, forging his report card and his mother’s signature rather than face the wrath of his parents. Julius spends more time at home when he suffers from gout, leading him to rediscover his love of television soaps; (8) five news at 9 3461281


9.00 FILM: Tears of the Sun (2003) Veteran lieutenant Bruce Willis leads a Navy Seal team on a dangerous undercover mission to rescue a US doctor from crisis-tom Nigeria, but the brutality of the conflict prompts them to disobey orders and intervene in the conflict to save the lives of helpless refugees. PowerftJl action drama, with Monica Bellucci, Cole Hauser and Eamonn Walker. Includes Five News Update at 9.55. (S) 33630303


11.15 World’s WilrJest Police Videos A dangerous driver hides up a tree. (8)5044281


12.10 Great Ireland Run Action from the annual 10km race in Phoenix Park, Dublin. (R) (8) 9856576


12.50 Major League Baseball Live Philadelphia Phillies v San Francisco Giants. Jonathan Gould and Josh Chetwynd present coverage of the National League clash at Citizens Bank Park. 23817576


4.05 Motorsport Mondial High-speed coverage. 66864311


4.30 England v Germany— The Legends The commemorative match. 1011514


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