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B Eurovision: Making Your Mind Up (B B C 1 ,6 .2 0 pm) ' Natasha Kaplinsl^:;- joinsTeny Woganto.


, introduce the six acts competing for a chance to represent the UK in the Eurovi­ sion Song Contest


B Facing the ;


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■ volved in Northern ■ Ireland’s Troubles, bringing those who committed acts of violence face to ' face with victims.


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6.00 Breakfast (S) 754365 9.00 Weekend 24 (3)13075 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Second Helpings (S) 40742


11.30 A Taste of My Life (S) 9839 • 12.00 B B C News; Weather (S) 8566471 12.10 Football Focus 4567617 1.00 Grandstand: Badminton 7075487 2.10 Live Rugby Union: Leicester Tigers V London Wasps Times may vary. (S ) 86188162


4.30 Final Score 60948 5.30 B B C News; Regional News; Weather .


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5.50 Ju s t for Laughs (S) 779907 - 6.20 Eurovision: Making Your Mind Up (S ) 718013


7.20 The National Lottery; Millionaire Manor Last in series of the quiz show, hosted by Mark Durden-Smith. (S) 465839


8.00 Eurovision: Making Your Mind Up — The Results Show Natasha Kaplinsky and Terry Wogan return to announce the result of the viewers' vote, revealing which act will be representing the UK at this year’s Eurovision Song Contest. Guests join in the fun before the winner is presented with the 2006 Making Your ■Mind Up trophy. (S ) 514100


8.20 Casualty Selena oonsiders resigning a s police surgeon after failing to section an unstable woman who goes on to endanger the lives of those around her. Charlie distributes leaflets in the red-iight district to help the failing hepatitis B clinic, but is arrested after being set up by a disapproving pimp. (S) 791487 .


9.10 Ju s t the Two of Us The three remaining celebrity duos perform two songs as they battle it out in the semi-final. Each couple will be hoping to impress the judges and viewers with their vocal talents and win a place in tomorrow’s final. Hosted by T ess Daly and Vernon Kay. (S) 195902


10.10 B B C News; Weather; (S) National Lottery Update 844931


10.30 Match of the Day Highlights of West • Bromwich Albion v Chelsea. (S) 7769407


1.20 B B C News 24 27918211


11.50 FILM: Red Sonja (1985) Brigitte Nielsen and Arnold Schwarzenegger star in this unbelievably bad sword-and-sorceiy saga. Nielsen takes the title role, playing a female wam'or who’s out for revenge. She’s determined to defeat an evil queen intent on destroying the world— and make the malevolent monarch pay for murdenng her family. With Sandahl Bergman, Ronald Lacey and Pat Roach; (S) Weatherview 260920


6.00 CBeebies 84075 ' 7.00 CBBC2 150 346 12.00 Switch (S) 48013 12.30 The Winter Flying Gardener (S) ■ 21058520 - ■


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1.10 FILM: They Were Expendable (1945) Wartime drama, with John Wayne and Robert Montgomery. (S) 81992384


3.20 FILM: Drums Along the Mohawk (1939) John Ford Western, stam'ng ■ Henry Fonda. (3)92909051


5.00 Live Rugby Union Bath v Llanelli Scarlets (Kick-off 5.15pm). 55343029


7.10 The Goodies The impish trio represent Britain in the Winter Olympics at the. North Pole. Classic comedy, starring Tim Brooke-Taylor, Graeme Garden and Bill Oddie. (R ) (S ) 673487


7.40 What the Papers S a y A leaf through the week’s main stories as reported in the Press, with Tony Livesey of the Daily Sport. (S ) 432487


7.50 Facing the Truth New series. Desmond Tutu meets people involved in Northern Ireland’s Troubles, bringing those who • committed acts of violence face to face


. with their victims. The first episode features the cases of Clifford Burrage, an Anmy officer who killed 22-year-old Michael McLamon near his family home in West Belfast in 1971, and the 1974 shooting of a Southampton policeman by an IRA member. (S) 701181


9.10 FILM: Anita and Me (2003) Premiere.


Warni rites-of-passage comedy drama following the cross-cultural friendship between adolescent girls Chandeep Uppal and Anna Brewster in the 1970s, : a s one stniggles to deal with insidious , racism and her overbearing parents, and


the other tries to cope with a broken home. Based on the novel by Meera


, Syal, with Max Beesley, Sanjeev Bhaskar and Kathy Burke. (S ) 4441704


10.40 FILM: Devil in a Blue Dress (1995) A ' down-on-his-luck man agrees to help find a missing woman — but the search leads to political corruption, racism and murder. Cracking suspense thriller, starring ■ Denzel Washington. (S ) 10348094


12.20 Mock the Week (R) (S ) 5479872 12.50 FILM: The Ghost Camera (1933) A chemist discovers a camera film containing evidence of a murder and sets out to find the killer. Edgy thnller, starnng ■ John Mills and Ida Lupino; (S ) The . Witness 4924143


2.00 B B C Learning Zone 9102501 j L l E s SKY MOVIES 1 • 11.10 Shergar (1999) Drama, starring Ian Holm: : ■


,12.55 Barbie: Fairytopla (2005) Animated adventure, 5 :: . ■'T" ■ ' with the voices of Kelly Shendan and Lee Tockar.


2.10 Green Card (1990) See 8 00pm ' 4,00 A Little Princess (1995) Adaptation of the classic novel,-:'''-^ < stomngElea^orBronandUeselMaHhews.^' ; :


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5.45 World’s Fastest Indian Special Preview ol the Anthony Hopkins film 6.15 The Second Jungle Book: Mowgil and Baloo (1997) Adventure : sequel, stamng James Williams and Bill Campbell


, 8.00 Green Card (1990) Romantic comedy, stamng Gerard Depardieu: .' ' 10.00 Dante’s Peak (1997) Explosive adventure, stamng Pierce Brosnan.:


, 11.50 Soul Plane (2004) Comedy, stamng Kevin Hart. . . 1.20 Broken Lizard’s Club Dread (2004) Riotous spoof horror): ■


. .stamng Jay Chandrasekhar, Bill Paxton and Kevin Helleman. ’ V 3.05 Men Don’t Leave (1990) Drama, starnng Jessica Lange.


, 5.00ThePatronSaintofLiars(1997)Emobonaldrama, - '>. : : : '< ■ ; stamng Ellen Burstyn, Dana Delany and Sada Thompson.


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■ 10.35 Agent Cody Banks 2: DesHnation London (2003) See 5.45pm.'V: ; 12.20 Faultline (2004) Disaslerdrama, stamng Doug S a v a n t - * ' : ■


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2.05 The Paradise Virus (2003) Thriller, stam'ng Melody Thomas Scott ' . 3.40 The Preacher’s Wife (1996) Romantic comedy,


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, stamng Whitney Houston and Denzel Washington. . 5.45 Agent Cody Banks 2: Destination London (2003)


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; Adventure sequel, stamng Frankie Muniz and Hannah Spearitt. .......... . 7.30 Sky Movies News ■jhe latest from Hollywood.


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8.00 The Aviator (2004) Premiere. Biopic, slarring Leonardo DiCapno. 10.50 Bom on the Fourth of July (1989) Fact-based Vietnam War


: drama, slamng Tom Cruise,'Kyra Sedgwick and Josh Evans. . ■ • ; : ' i. 1.20 Laws of Attraction (2004) Romantic comedy, with Pierce Brosnan.


2.55 Barbershop 2: Back in Business (2003) Comedy sequel, slarring; Ice Cube, Cednc the Entertainer and Sean Painck Thomas:- • : ■ : ■


■ > , 4,55 Faullline (2004) See 12.20pm.' j . . . » . i SKY ONE .12.00 Pop Years 1.00 Star Wars: Feel the Force 2.00 slar Trek; The Neici ;


i Generation 3.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation 4.00 Stargale SG-1 5.00 • Ulbmale Super Vixens 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 The Simpsons 7.00 The : Simpsons. David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson guest. 7.30 The ’ ' Simpsons 8.00 Brainiac: Science Abuse 9.00 Stargate SG-110.00 • Slargale Atlanls. A young soldier makes a shocking discovery about him- ' ■ self.T1.00 Baltleslar Galaclica 12.00 Killing Mum & Dad 1.00 Slargate ■ ' ' SG-1 T.50 Relic Hunter 2.40 Britain’s Hardest 3.30 Star Trek: The Next : : Generation 4.20 The X R Ie s .


, BBC THREE . 7.00 Three’s Out-Takes. A selection ol hilanous blunders. 7.10 Honey -


-We’re Killing the Kids Revisited. How the families have progressed- 7.40 ■ £ The Apprentice.The teams raise money for Great Ormond Street Hospital. 8.40 The Apprentice: You’re RredI Interview with the show’s i : - :


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./ freshly rejected candidate. 9.10 Rim; A Beautiful Mind (2001). Oscar-win- ,',.ning biopic, stamng Russell Crowe. .11.20 The Last Laugh. With the ere­ ctors ol Peep Show. 12.15 Man Stroke Woman. Comedy senes, with Nick Frost. 12.45 Kick Ass Miracles 1.15 The Story of Fairytale ol New Yo.-k 2.15 Mischief 3.10 Man Stroke.Woman 3.40 Kick Ass Miracles 4.10 Close


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: 9.25 Emmerdale 12.10 Coronation Street 2.30 Date My Daughter 3.15 • , Movies Now 3.30 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? 4.30 Keane: In Prolile -


4.55 CelebnIyRt Club 5.50 Nanny 911 6.40 Movies Now 6.50 Surface- ' 7.50 The Planet’s Funniest Animals 8.10 Dancing on Ice: Defrosted 9.10 ■


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11.00 And the Nominees Are 1.00 Celebrity Big Brother 200 Album Chari Show 230 Hollyoaks 5.00 Fnends 5.30 Fnends 6.00 Shipwrecked 2006'


, / Battle of the Islands 7.00 Brat Camp USA.,The first 40 days at camp draw to a close. 8.00 Fnends. Part two ol two. Julia Roberts guests. 8.30 ' "


. Fnends. Rachel suddenly finds Ross irresistible. 9.00 The 100 Greatest' . Scary Moments 1.00 Pom: A Family Business 1.30 Shipwrecked 2006- i Battle of the Islands 230 Brat Camp USA 3.25 Celebrity Big Brother 4.25 Switched 4.45 Fool Around — With Spencer from Big Brother ■ '■ i


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,12.00 Soccer Saturday 5.45 Live Super League. Wakefield Trinity ■ : Wildrats V Huddersfield Giants (Kick-off 6.00pm). 7.55 Champions League Weekly. A look ahead to the return legs of the last-16 matches 8 25 - ■ Football Rist. A.Premiership match In full. 10.15 Football RrsL A chance' for viewers to see a match ol their choice. 11.45 Football Rist 1.15 Football ; Rrst 2.45 Football Rrst 4.15 Football Rrst 5.45 Sky Sports Classiris "■ ■


SKY SPORTS 2 1200 Moto Plus 12.30 Legends ol Cricket 1.00 Max Power 2.00 World ' T Sport 2.30, European Tour Golf 5.00 Max Power 6.00 Friday Rght Night -


. Michael Hunter v.Massimo Morra. 8.00 Live US Tour Golf The Ford ‘ - Championship at.Doral. 11.00 European.Tour Golf. The Indonesia Open" -


,^1.30 Spanish Football 3.00 Max Power 4.00 World Sport 4.30 Close ' ' * SKY SPORTS 3


■ It’s Good to Be 9.40 Movies Now. Reviews ol Last Holiday and The ' ^Weather Man. 9.55 Dancing on Ice: Defrosted Results. The viewers’ ver­ dict. 10.25,Rlm: The Gum (2002). Comedy, stamng Jimi Mistry. Indudirig ■


'.Entertainment News Update. 12.15.RIm:The X RIes (1998). Sci-li thriller,' slamng David Duchovny. 2.25 DARE 3.30 Emmerdale 6.00 Close- - ; ■.


.12.00 WWE: Bottom Une 12.55 U Can Do It 1.00 Friday Rght Night 3 00 ^ ’


: Max Power 4.00 U Can Do It 4.05 WWE: Bottom Une 5 00 WWE- " Smackdown 7.00 Rugby Union. Stormers v Highlanders and Cheetahs v


Humcanes. 11.30 WWE: Smackdown. Spectacular wrestling action 1.30


i VyWE: Late Night— Bottom Line. Highlights ol Raw. 2.30 Pool 4.30 Max' Power;5.30 Live.European .Tour Goif.-The Indonesia Open - ~ -L ; y ',-y t ; ,


.TH E A V IA TO R : Premiere. Martin ' Sco rse se ’s Oscar-winning biopic, ■


: focusing on the e ar ly yeans of movie . : producer and aviation pioneer Howard Hughes, from his first foray into Hollywood with the 1930 production Hell’s Angels, to his test-flight of the Blue Spruce in 1 9 4 7 . , :


’


'•Stamng Leonardo DiCapno, K a te r fe '- .-x r : ■Beckinsale and C a te Blanohett, who f t T i : . scooped an Academy Award for her performance. (S k y Movies 2, 8.00pm)


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* SKY MOVIES ^ ) 11.3aTwaBrothers(2004)See6.15pm ’


j 1.20 A Month ol Sundays (2001) Drama, stamng Rod Steiger. : 3.00 Barbie and the Magic of Pegasus (2005) Animated adventure, with


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. ■;,the voices of Kelly Shendan, Chantal Strand and Colin Murdock. : 1 4 J0 The Sandy Bottom Orchestra (2000) Adventure; stamng Glenne : 1 Headly, Tom Irwin, Jane Powell and Madeline Zima. -


• f: 6.15 Two Brothers (2004) Family drama, stamng Guy Pearce. • ’ aoo Mllllori Dotlar Baby (2004) Premiere. Clint Eastwood directed and r ; • starred in this drama, whioi landed him a clulch ol Oscar tnumphs. He s-p r: stars as a down-on-his-luck boxing trainer.who’s not impressed when a £


; f. finally manages to win him round, and the parr soon form a strong-7: and .* productiva bond. Hilary Swank co-stars, alongside Morgan Freeman.


I tenacious woman asks him lo help her hone her technique. However, she


-r tiio.15 The Usual Suspects (1995) Acclaimed thrtiler. Gabnel Byrne stars, i 12.05 78th Annual Academy Awards Live coverage of tho ceremony.:


. 5 5.05 Altman Directs Documentary following director Robert Altman. ., :5.35 Shrek 2: Behind the Scenes A look at the making ol the hit sequel.


, 11.15 Win a Date with Tad Hamilton (2004) See 6 00pm .r:'.12.55 Phenomenon II (2003) Drama, stamng Chnstopher Shyer.


SKY MOVIES 2 ^ ’ r ",'


.’ SKY ONE fe.12.00 Undercover Magic 1.00 Enterpnse 2.00 Star Trek: The Next f ' Generation 3.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation 4.00 Stargate SG-15.00 ■ I" Brainiac: Science Abuse 6.00 The Simpsons 6J0.1he Simpsons. Usa , -/k becomes lost en route to the museum. 7.00 Malcolm in the Middle 7.30 : r>. sThe Simpsons 6.00 Dream Team. Eugene receives shocking news. 9.00; ;


i ‘ 24. Cummings comes under suspicion.-10.00 Rescue Me. Tommy joins a * ' baibershop quartet' 11.00 Bones 12.00 Slargale SG-11.00 Naked in' • £ Blackpool 1.50 Britain’s Hardest 2.40 Star Trek: The Next Generation 3.30 ,i Slar Trek; The Next Generabon A20 The X RIes. Mulder Is taken hostage.


BBC THREE '


i-i'T.OO Anthea Turner Perfect Housewife. Domeshc advice for two Brighton‘t f women. 8.00 Honey We’re Killing the Kids 9.00 Wedding Slones.’A couple . have two ceremonies; 10.00 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet ol Cnsps .


'■■10.30 The Real Hustle.,1he swindlers make a mint out of bogus ban- knotes. 11.00 Mischief. A mother tnes binge-dnnking for a month.1155 ■: ■ ' Wedding Stones 12.55 Honey We’re Killing the Kids 1.50 Two Pints of


; Lager and a Packet ol Cnsps 2.20 The Real Hustle 2.50 Anthea Turner 4 ; ■'■


I ;i Z25 Ladybugs (1991) Comedy, starring Rodney D a n g e r i l e l d . , - , , , ’ 4.00 Ella Enchanted (2004) Fantasy adventure, stamng Anne Hathaway. 1.6.00 Win a Date with Tad Hamilton (2004) Romantic comedy, slamng „ ;. Kale Bosworth, Topher Grace and Nathan Lane.r


6.00 Taxi (2004) A hapless cop is forced lo turn lo cabs lo get around , f after losing his driving license—and soon lornis an alliance with a danng,


. r taxi driver, who ends up helping him to track down a team ol bold bank, . , 1


t9.45 School for Seduction (2004) Comedy, stamng Kelly Brook...,. ■i 11.45 Dying Young (1991) Romantic drama, slamng Julia Roberts, .;..'. •t,1.45 Undefeated (2003) Boxing drama, slarnng John Leguizamo.


. 3.20 Jade (1995) Erotic thnller, stamng David Caruso. ■


5.00 Volcano: Fire on the Mountain (1997) Adventure. ,• , -: robbers. Fast-paced thnller,, stamng Queen Latifah and Jimmy Fallon.,., ,-


1TV2 11.30 Nanny 91112.20 Emmerdale 3.10 Coronation Street 5.30 Amencan


. Idol 6.50 Amancan ldol..The final 10 girls perfomi. 8.10 Amencan Idol.", x - ■


The results ol the viewers’ vote. 9.00 Supernatural. The brothers search , : £ for an unmarked grave.'IO.OO Rim: The X RIes (1998). Mulder and ' ;■,;;


i Scully’s big-screen outing sees them uncover evidence of an alien plot to . ■ colonise tho Earth. Tense sci-fi thnller, stamng David Duchovny’and :.-'. -s- ■ Gillian Anderson. Including Entertainment News Update. 12.20 Coronation ? Street 12.50 Rim: Hannibal (2001). Gory'chiller, stamng Anthony Hopkins."-


. Including Entertainment News Update. 3.10 Play Sudoku 4.00 Teleshopping. Buying goods Iram the comfort of home. 6.00 Close "■' '4;.:,!:::


.12.00 E4 Music at the Movies 2.10 Popworid 3.00 Young, Sexy and .


; Sporty 3,55 Beauty and the Geek 5.00 Fnends 5.30 Fnends 6.00 The DC. " Ryan, Summer, Seth and Manssa discuss the future. 7.00 Smallvllle;" ’ ' W*


, Superman the Early Years 8.00 E R ; Neela and Gallant decide to get mar-;: ned. 9.00 Invasion. Jesse meets a beautiful stranger. 10.00 Desperate, - ; Housewives. A burglar terronses Wisteria Lane; 10.55 My Name Is Ear l " ; 11.25 Smallvllle: Superman the Early Years 1220 The OC 1.15 ER 2.10


' My Name Is Eart Z30 Beauty and the Geek 3.30 Popworid 4.15 Switched" 425 Switched 4.55 Fool Around With Catalina Guirado


SKY SPORTS 1 .11.00 Goals on Sunday 1.00 Live Super Sunday. Manchester City V "■ ' ' ' :'


Sunderland (Kick-off 1.30pm). 3.30 Live Super Sunday. Tottenham S' '.''5 ■’ , Hotspur V Blackburn Rovers (Kick-off 4.00pm). 6.30 Super Sundayr lh e ' . . Last Word 7.00 Football League Review 8.00 Live Spanish Football- A La


. Uga match. 10.00 Football Special 11.30 Super Sunday: The Last Word ■ ' ;12.00 Football League Review 1.00 Spanish Football 220 Close ‘'Mxis-.,,'.


Perfect Housewife. Domesbo advice for two Bnghton woman. 3.50 CloseiX SKY SPORTS 2 ' " - - '


'12.00 Legends of Cncket 12.30 Live International Cncket. South Africa V ' t'i: Australia. 8.30 Legends of Cricket 9.00 Max Power 10.00 Watersports World 11.00 European Tour Golf '1.00 US Tour Golf 320 Close


: - SKY SPORTS 3 - • ■ ' ‘ '12.00 WWE: Heat 1.00 European Tour Golf 3.00 Race Worid 4.00 ;■ ' ? ■ «' ;


Watersports Worid 5.00 WWE: Experience 6.00 European Tour Golf 8.00 " Live US Tour Golf. The Ford Championship at Doral. The fourth day at the Coral Golf Resort and Spa in Miami, Ronda, where Tiger Woods is t h e ■ defending champion. 11.00 WWE: Late Night— Afterbum.'Josh Mathews .- presents highlights of the latest bouts featuring ihe stars of Smackdown. ' 12.00 WWE: Late Night— Velocity 1.00 WWE: Heat ZOO Close ’ ■ . X . :;


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c MILUON D O L LA R B A B Y : Premiere. ■"Clint Eastwood directed and starred in this


; drama, which landed him a clutch of v . O s ca r triumphs. He stars as a


; down-on-his-luck boxing trainer who’s not impressed when a tenacious woman a s k s ;


; him to help her hone her technique."- - ' ; ; However, she finally manages to win him ; round, and the pair scran fomi a strong — ;; ^ and productive —;bond. Hilary Swank


• co-stars, alongside Morgan Freeman and ' ■


Anthony Mackie. (Sky Movies 1; 8.00pm);


5.30 ITV Morning News (S) 29536 6.00 GMTV: Wakey! Wakey! 4031013 7.25 Toonattik (S ) 81085384 9.25 Holly and Stephen’s Saturday Showdown (S) 85911655


11.30 c d :u k (S ) 88297 12.30 !TV News; Weather (S ) 80496758 12.35 Regional Programme 12.40 F I Preview (S) 7070902 1.10 FILM: Gentlemen Prefer Blondes - - (1953) Comedy, starring Marilyn Monroe - and Jane Russell. (S) 25664029


2.50 Inspector Morse (R) (S ) 49900988 4.50 Regional Programme 5.05 ITV News and Sport; Weather (S) 6412810 ■


5.20 Harry Hill’s TV Burp (S ) 1066452 5.50 Stars in Their E y e s K id s Another batch of young hopefuls perform as Geri Halliwell, Jem, Tom Chaplin from Keane, Bonnie Tyler and Roy Orbison, hoping to win a place in the grand final. (S ) 647891


6.50 Dancing on Ice Phillip Schofield and


Holly Willoughby present the final of the ice-dancing contest, in which the remaining three couples perform their . most popular routines from previous weeks. Coaches Jayne Torvill and Christopher Dean will also be perfomiing to Ravel’s Bolero. (S) 7824094


8.10 Who Wants to B e a Millionaire? Chris Tarrant invites another line-up of contestants to have a go at answering 15 questionsthatcouldchangetheir- lives— with Ask the Audience, Phone a Friend and 50-50 available to them if they get stuck. (S ) 623907 •


9.10 Dancing on Ice; Th e Bolero Results The two celebrity skaters who have received the most votes go head to head for the title a s they perform a routine set to Ravel’s Bolero. Viewers then get the chance to select their favourite, before - the winner of the contest is crowned. Last in series, presented by Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby. (S ) 469297


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9.55 Parkinson The king of chat returns ,, . for a new series, kicking off .with a : ■. mystery big name from the world of entertainment. (S) 444013


10.55 ITV News; Weather (S) 953162 11.09 Regional Programme 11.10 Big Fight Live Joe Calzaghe v Jeff Lacy. Coverage of the WBO and IBF Super Middleweight title bout at the MEN Arena in Manchester, where both fighters put their unbeaten records on the line; (S) ITV News Headlines 66784471


3.10 Quizmania (S ) 594389 4.50 ITV Nightscreen 7951056


6.00 ' Grabbit the Rabbit (R) (S) 6704365 6.10 The H o o b s (R ) (S ) 1910162 ; 6.35 The Hoobs (R) (S) 5160891 7.00 French Football 49365 7.30 - World Cup Skiing 51100 8.00 The Morning Line (S) 4070655 8.55 T4: Totally Frank (R ) (S ) 6606384 9.25 T4: Pure T4 9444100 10.00 T4: Friends (R) (S) 99984 10.30 T4; Popworld (S ) 8663181 ’ 11.25 T4: Friends (R) (S) 4338758 11.55 T4: Chantelle: Living the Dream .7473181


12.25 T4: Chantelle: Living the Dream 7238966


1.00 .T 4 : Shipwrecked 2006: Battle of the Islands (R) (S) 53433


2.00 Channel 4 Racing from Newbury and Lingfield Park The 3.10 Vodafone Gold Cup H’cap Chase (2m 4f). (S ) 6636


4.00 Countdown (S) 4613907 4.45 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away (R) . (S ) 5617617


5.50 Supernanny US (S) 636810 ' 6.40 Channel 4 News (S) 708907 7.10 Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds hosts . the game show in which contestants try to guess the contents of mystery boxes . holding as much as £250,000. (S) 711520


8.10 Bremner, Bird & Fortune New series. Political satire with Rory Bremner, John Bird and John Fortune, taking another sideswipe at the ■ state of the nation. (S) 621549


9.10 FILM: Planet of the Apes (2001) Tim Button’s revamped version of the Sixties


, sci-fi classic, slarring Mark WahIberg as the astronaut stranded on a strange planet ruled by apes. Helena Bonham Carter co-stars. (S ) 93178723


11.20 The IT Crowd Moss and Roy start displaying curious symptoms, and Jen


worries it may have a long-term effect both on them and the IT corrimunity in • general. Last in series. (R) (S) 442181


11.55 FatherTed Craggy Island’s top religious relio is due to be upgraded, with Father Ted busily ensuring the ceremony runs smoothly. (R) (S) 375520


12.25 4Music: Album Chart Show 4987308 1.00 1.15


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1.45 4Music: Michael Ja c k so n 's Moments (3)1082501 •


1.50 4Music: 4Play 6498853 2.15 FILM: S e x and Lucia (2001) Drama, stamng Paz Vega. 43374230


4,30 Dispatches (R) (S ) 8072143 5.20 Countdown (R) (S ) 2276259


4Music: Soundproof (S ) 2326211. 4Music: 4Music Presents: Craiq David


2.15 4.20


B Harry ■ ' Hill’s T V Burp , (ITV1,5.20pm) ;■


. .The comic lakes a . surreal look at the week’s television, ,


' subjecting the lat- : e s tso ap sag a s .- and hottest celebri-.


> ties to his unique ■ brand of scmtiny.:


B Bremner, Bird


'& Fortune . ' (Channel 4, 8.10pm)'.


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• New_series. Politi- ' cal satire with Roiy Bremner, John Bird


rand John Fortune,K: ■ taking another. , • sideswipe at the ■' • statedlthenatlon.•-


B Law & Order:


: Criminal Intent (five, 10.10pm) Goren and his new temporary partner ' Bishop investigate the death of a


-reporter whose lover is the prime s u s p e rX : : : in her murder.


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6.00 Su nrise 3560623 6.55 Milkshake! 72017549 8.55 Shake! 35471966 . 11.30 Movie Lounge (R) (S ) 3855278 12.20 The Gadget Show (R) (S) 9438926 1.10 World’s 20 B e s t (R) (3) 52968278 FILM: Futureworld (1976) Sci-fi thriller, starring Peter Fonda. (S) 44223013 FILM: The L a s t Starfighter (1984) Sci-fi adventure, starring Lance Guest and Robert Preston. (S) 47626075 Charmed (R ) (S) 6245549 The Real Flying S au ce rs : Stranger than Fiction Documentary examining


five


the development of unusual aircraft designs, featuring a plane created in


'1932 by Hungarian flight engineer Henri Coanda and Hitler’s plans for a machine which he hoped to use in an attack on New York dun'ng World War Two. (R) (S) 9552365


7.50 The British UpO F ile s The history of post-war UFO sightings in Britain and the authorities’ reactions lo these stories. Experienced pilot Michael Swinney reported seeing three circular objects in the sl^ around


. him in 1952, a claim supported by ' radar tracking. (R) (S ) 1594100


8.50 - five news and sport (S) 8128181 9.10 C S I; NY Mac, Stella and Flack discover a link behveen the deaths of a lotlery-


, winning dancer and a tram driver. Meanwhile, Danny and Hawkes investigate the murder of a fish merchant. (S ) 9545549


10.10 Law & Order: Criminal Intent Goren and his new temporary partner Bishop investigate the death of a reporter whose lover is the prime suspect in her murder — and learn her editor may also be implicated. (S ) 2628636


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12.50 Law & Order: Criminal Intent An ex­ convict is murdered after attempting to kidnap a UN economist. As the detectives investigate, they learn that everyone involved in the case has been living a lie. (R) (3)9995834 The FB I File s (R) (S) 3935259 The Wright Stuff (R) (S) 71298582 The Wright Stuff (R) (S) 49075899 Wildlife SO S (R) (S) 52996230 Wildlife SO S (R) (S) 20038218 R us se ll Grant’s Postcards (R) (8)28770414'


11.10 FILM: Alien Nation (1988) A detective reluctantly joins forces with one of a minority of aliens living on Earth. Rapid- fire sci-fi adventure, stam'ng James Caan and Mandy Patinkin. (S ) 9220758


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, planet and how its ’ inhabitants have -'


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Bl Petrolheads (BBC2,10.00pm) Murray Walker and Top Gear’s James May try parking blindfolded and enjoy the first-ever Petrolheads F o r-1: mulaNun. Game - show, hosted by - Neil Morrissey.


H Wild at Heart ( IT V 1 ,8.00pm) After the discovery of several animal corpses on the re­ serve, Danny and Du Plessis search for the cause of their deaths, and Rosie’s friend visits South Africa


H In vasion ■ (Channel 4 ,8.00pm) A couple abduct ' Dave in the hope of


, gaining more infor-. mation about the :


:hum'cane’s a f t e r - ; ' math, while Under­ lay and S i r k d is - . ' , cover the identity of the dead woman.


6.00 Breakfast (S) 7.35 Match of the Day Highlights of West Bromwich Albion v Chelsea. (R) (S)


9.00 Sunday AM (S) 10.00 The Heaven & Earth Show 11.00 Countryfile Traces of early life on the North Wessex Downs. Including weather for the week ahead. (S)


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6.15 La st of the Summer Wine (S) 6.45 Antiques Roadshow The team make - their first visit to Australia, and the Royal Exhibition Building in Melbourne. Items valued include a flag flown at the Battle - of Trafalgar and a sad-looking bear. (S) B B C News; Regional News; Weather (S)


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Ju s t the Two of Us Tess Daly and Vernon Kay host the final of the singing competition, as the last two pairs fight it out for the series title. Plus, all the celebrities are united fora medley. Last in series. (S) Pianet Earth New series looking at the history of the planet and how its inhabitants have affected it. A mother polar bear prepares her cubs for an important journey. (S)


10.00 B B C News; Weather (S) 10.15 Panorama Vivian White reports on the • ’ thousands of families slill paying for the ’


' long term medical care of relatives, ■ despite a legal precedent that states the • NHS should be meeting costs. (S)


11.05 Rail C o ps Mark Cleiland pursues a man on a bikej Wendy Coad


: ' apprehends a shoplifter and trainee Dan . Steggles deals with a disruptive ■ ■ ■ ■ passenger and a credit card thief. (R) (S) 11.35 FILM: High Heels and Low Lifes (2001)


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:: ; Premiere. Two friends are drawn into a ' - seedy underworld of extortion and violence when they attempt a spot of blackmail. Disappointing comedy caper, stam'ng Minnie Driver.'(S)- . ■


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T h e story of stonemason Lida Lopes Cardozo. (R ) (S) Sign Zone: The Be st of Top Gear (R) Sign Zone : Beat the Bailiff (R) (S) B B C News 24


6.00 CBeebies 7.00 C B B C


10.00 Sunday Style (S) 11.30 FILM: The Three Stooges (2000) Biopic of the legendary trio, starring Paul Ben-Victor and Michael Chiklis. (S)


12.55 Dive Caribbean: Coral Reef (R) (T) IS) 1.25 Sunday Grandstand: Rugby Union Hosted by John Inverdale. 1.30 Rugby


Union. 2.15 Road to Melbourne. 2.45 Badminton. (T) (S)


4.30 F lo g lt ! (R ) (S ) 5.30 Wild Mallorca (S) 6.10 Natural World Insight into the origins of the iceberg that sank the Titanic, charting its creation and 4,000-mile journey from . the stunning landscapes of the Greenland ice sheet. (R) (S)


7.00 Crufts 2006 Ben Fogle presents a


preview of this year’s prestigious event, featuring last year’s Best in Show winner, CoCo the Norfolk Terrier, in her final appearance before retirement. (S)


8.00 Facing the Truth Desmond Tutu oversees a meeting between the family of a Warrant Officer killed in the 1979 Narrow Water bombings and the organisation responsible. Concludes tomorrow. (S)


9.00 B e s t of Top Gear Compilation of best challenges, as Jeremy Clarkson takes on a tank in a Range Rover Sport, and a champion greyhound goes head to head with Richard Hammond in a Mazda MX5.


10.00 Petrolheads Murray Walker andTop Gear’s James Majr tiy parking


■ blindfolded and enjoy the first-ever Petrolheads Formula Nun. Comedy game show with a motoring twist. (S)


10.30 Match of the Day 2 Adrian Chiles introduces highlights of Manchester City V Sunderland at the City of Manchester Stadium and Tottenham Hotspur v


' Blackburn Rovers at White Hart Lane. (S)


11.20 American Dad! Animated comedy about ' a CIA agent who will stop at nothing to protect his country. Stan fails miserably when he tries to help his son impress the hottest cheerleader at school. (R) (S)


11.40 Family Guy Stewie is told the only way he will be able to make a name for himself in showbusiness is to work alongside a girl from his acting ' school— whom he hates. Meanwhile, Peter and Lois are horrified when Meg goes out with a natunst. (S)


12.05 FILM: White Man’s Burden (1995) Drama, stamng John Travolta. (S)


1.30 B B C News 24 2.00 B B C Learning Zone (S)


5.30 ITV News (S) 6.00 GMTV: News


6.10 The Sunday Programme (S) 7.25 Toonattik(S)


9.25 The Championship (S) 10.25 Jonathan Dimbleby Including ITV News; Weather (S)


11.25 The B ig Fight (S) 12.55 London Today; (R) (S ) Weather 1.00 American Idol (S) 2.00 Best Friends (R) (S) 2.30 American Idol (S) . 3.20 Best Friends (R ) (S ) 3.50 Jacqueline Wilson; A South Bank Show Special (S)


6.30 London Tonight (T) (S )


4.50 FILM: Turner & Hooch (1989) Detective Tom Hanks tries to solve a murder with the help of sole witness — a large dog named Hooch. Crazy comedy, with Mare Winningham and Craig T Nelson. (S) -


6.40 ITV News; Weather (S ) ■ - 7.00 Emmerdale Carl proposes to Chastity, Matthew tries to find out more about Alasdair, and Alice starts


,. to have second thoughts about going through with the wing walk. (S)


7.30 Coronation Street Cilia vows to divorce Les following his fling with Janice. Emily’s


joy at the am'val of great-niece Freda is short-lived, and Roy’s model railway obsession causes motions. (S)


8.00 Wild at Heart After the discovery of several animal corpses on the reserve, Danny and Du Plessis search for cause


' of their deaths, while Rosie’s friend visits South Africa. Last in series. (S)


9.00 Midsomer Murders The mral detectives probe the death of a local aristocrat who


■ seemingly died of a heart attack— but after his will disappears, it becomes clear sinister forces are at work. (S)


11.00 ITV News; Weather (S) 11.15 It Shouldn’t Happen to a Royal Reporter Royal correspondents reminisce about their embarrassing and


' memorable moments a s they travel the world in the wake of the monarchy. (R)


12.15 World R a lly Championship A review of the Rally Mexico, where the drivers were hoping to impress in the third round of the season; ITV News Headlines


1.10 Quizmania Interactive quiz strand offenng viewers the chance to phone in and take part in all manner of games in the hope of winning big cash prizes. (S)


2.35 The Je remy Kyle Show (R ) (S ) 3.35 Redcoats; (R) (S ) ITV News Headlines 4.00 People’s Court (R) (S) 5.00 ITV Nightscreen


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7.00 T ran s World Sport (S) 7.55 World Cup Skiing 8.50 T 4 : One Tree Hill (S) 9.50 T 4 : Hollyoaks (S) 12.25 T4; Shipwrecked 2006: Battle of the Islands (S) T 4 : The DC Ryan, Summer, Seth and Marissa discuss the future. (S) T4: Friends (R) (S) T4: Stargate SG-1 Part two of two. The crew try to undo past events. Last in series. (S) T4: Enterprise (S) Scrapheap Challenge: The Scrappy R a ce s The four teams take their contraptions out on the open road, racing 100 miles from Suffolk to Rockingham Castle in Leicestershire, where a unique archery challenge awaits them. (R) (S) T ime Team The team visit a Yorkshire Dales farm where cows have uncovered stone walls in the fields. Experts think the walls could be part of a medieval ' grange, linked to a nearby abbey. (S) Desperate Housewives Gabrielle catches up with some old friends, but doesn’t want them to know she’s pregnant. Lynette and Tom make a surprising discovery about the Harpers, and Caleb escapes. (R) (S) Channel 4 News Including sport and weather. (S) Invasion A couple abduct Dave in the hope of gaining more information about the events following the hurricane, while the dead woman’s identity is revealed. Sirk has a shock when he catches his first glimpse of the orange lights. (S) 100 Greatest Pop Videos A countdown of music videos, looking at their influences and analysing how trends f o r ; the music promos have changed over the years. Featuring offerings from REM, Justin Timberlake and the Beatles, plus inten/iews with Bjork, Peter Gabriel, Jarvis Cocker and Norman Cook. Presented by Jimmy Carr. (R) (S) Album Chart Show Live music, including Sugababes and Editors. (R) KOTV Boxing magazine show, featuring hard-hitting action from around the worto. French Footbail Pans Saint-Germain v • Marseille. A chance to see the game in Le Championnat at the Parc des Pnnees. Freesports on 4 The O’Neill Freestyle Pro and the Red Bull Hike and Ride. (R) Scrapheap Challenge (R) (S) Countdown (S)


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. = fists attempt to un- lock the secrets


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12.30 Divine Designs (R) (S ) 1.00 five news update (S) 1.10 Animals at War The extraordinary stories of animal heroes. (R) (S) ■


I . 40 R LM : Forbidden Planet (1956)Space travellers land on a world mied by a


. friendly Earthman, but soon find - ’ themselves attacked by sinister forces.- Classic sci-fi tale, starring Walter Pidgeon and Leslie Nielsen. (S)


3.35 FILM: The Final Countdown (1980) An aircraft carrier passes through a time warp and ends up in the Pacific Ocean


just before the attack bn Pearl Harbour. Adventure, starring Kirk Douglas. (S )


5.30 five news and sport (S ) . 5.45 FILM: The Tomorrow Man (1996) A mysterious alien ship crash-lands on Earth and the only survivor is a creature from the future, who soon sets to work testing a rocket in the hope of changing the planet’s destiny. Under-achieving sci- fi thriller, stam'ng Julian Sands, Giancarlo Esposito and Craig Wasson. (S)


7.30 R LM : Sphere (1998) A team of ■ scientists attempt to unlock the secrets contained in a mysterious alien artefact found on the seabed. Moody sci-fi thriller, - starring Dustin Hoffman. (S)-


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10.00 R LM : Starship Troopers 2: Hero of the Federation (2003) Premiere. A group of intergalactio soldiers take . refuge in an abandoned outpost, but their


, sanctuary harbours a dark secret. Sci-fi sequel, starring Bill Brown. Including five news update at 10.55. (S)


I I . 50 World’s Wildest Police Videos Real-life


crimes captured by cameras inside patrol cars and police helicopters. Hosted b y , former US sheriff John Bunnell. (R) (S)


12.45 The Making of the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Calendar A look behind the scenes at the making of American football team’s cheerleader calendar.


1.15 ITU Triathlon World Cup Action from the Multisport World Championships, as the endurance athletes on the planet


' compete over a series of rounds as they bid to become champion of the world. (R)


1.55 NCAA College Basketball A round-up of this week’s action in North Amenca.


3.25 Match of the Day: Match Against . Poverty An all-star chanty match to raise


money and awareness about world poverV- Real Madnd team-mates Ronaldo and Zinedine Zidane were the two captains for the game. (R)


' 4.15 Dutch Football (R)


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