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T f^ TV centre For the best deals on SON STVs, videos M: ■ ‘ SKY MOVIES 1


6.55 The Little Unicorn. (1999) 8.30 Asterix Conquers America. (1994) 10.00 Twice upon a Christmas. (2001) 11.45 Little Women. (1994) 1.55 Deep In My Heart. (1999) 3.50 Little Women. (1994) 6.00Twice upon a Christmas. (2001) 8.00 Rnal Destination 2. (2002) 9.45 Catch Me If You Can. (2002) 12.10 Moonlight Mile. (2002) 2.15 Money Train. (1995) 4.10 Bonus! Love Actually. 4.40 Jackie Bouyier Kennedy Onassls. (2000)


SKY MOVIES 2


6.20 Stealing Christmas. (2003) 8.00 Just a Dream. (2001) 9.45 Mrs Doubtfire. (1993) 12.00 The Man Who Saved Christmas. (2002) 1.45 Wildfire 7: The Inferno. (2002) 3.30 Just a Dream. (2001) 5.15 Mrs Doubtfire. (1993) 7.30 Sky Movies News. 8.00 Daddy Day Care. (2003) 9.35 National Security. (2003) 11.05 The Abyss. (1989) 1.30 Necronomicon. (1994) 3.10 Fulltime Killer. (2001) 5.00 Stealing Christmas. (2003)


SKY CINEMA 1


6.00The Sugariand Express. (1974) 8.00 Is Paris Burning?. (1966) 11.00 US Top Ten. 11.25 The Sons of Katie Elder. (1965) 1.30 The China Syndrome. (1979) 3.35 US Top Ten. 4.00 The Sugariand Express. (1974) 6.00 The Sons of Katie Elder. (1965) 8.15 The Kid Stays in the Picture. (2002) 10.00 Coffy. (1973) 11.35 Stir Crazy. (1980) 1.30*nie Kid Stays in the Picture. (2002) 3.10 US Top Ten. 3.40 The China Syndrome. (1979)


SKY SPORTS 1


6.00 Soccer AM’s All Sports Show. 7.00 Premier League Preview Show. 7.30 World Wrestling Entertainment Classics. 8.30 Premier League Preview Show. 9.00 Soccer AM. 12.00 Gillette Soccer Saturday. 6.00 Test Cricket. 8.30 Football Rrst: Game of the Day. 10.15 Football First: Match Choice. 11.45 Football Rrst: Match Choice. 1.15 Football Rrst: Match Choice. 2.45 Football Rrst: Match Choice. 4.15 Spanish Football. 5.45 Sky Sports Classics.


SKY SPORTS 2


6.00 Sports Unlimited. 7.00 Gillette World Sport. 7.30 Moto 4-. 8.00 Live Test Cricket. 4.00 Test Cricket. 6.00 Kiteboarding. 6.30 Yachting. 7.00 Max Power. 8.00 Kiteboarding. 8.30 Spanish Football. 11.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Late Night Smackdown. 1.00 Showjumping. 2.00 Sports Unlimited. 3.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Late Night Smackdown. 5.00 Max Power.


SKY SPORTS 3


6.00 Showjumping. 7.00 Tight Lines. 8.00 NFL Weekly Review. 9.00 Racing News. 9.30 NBA Basketball. 11.30 NFL Weekly Review. 12.30 Gillette World Sport. 1.00 Showjumping. 2.00 Pool; Mosconi Cup 2004. 5.00 Moto +. 5.30 Gillette World Sport. 6.00 Showjumping. 7.00 Pool: Mosconi Cup 2004. 10.00.International Cricket. 0.30 Kiteboarding. 1.00 Spanish Football.


EUROSPORT


7.30 YOZ Xtreme. 8.00 Football:Top 24 Clubs. 8.30 Football: UEFA Champions League Happy Hour. 9.30 Live Alpine Skiing. 11.00 Live Bobsleigh World Cup. 12.00 Live Biathlon. 12.45 Ski Jumping. 2.30 Live Skeleton. 3.30 Live Skeleton. 4.30 Live Football: Serie A. 6.30 Live Football; Serie A. 9.45 Eurosport Top 50.10.15 WATTS. 10.30 Eurosport Clubbing. 11.30 British Eurosport News Report. 0.45 British Eurosport News Report.


SKY ONE


6.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 7.00 Kong. 7.30 Pokemon Advanced Challenge. 8.00 Qamezville. 9.00 Yu*Gi- Ohl-Waking the Dragons. 9.30 Futurama. 10.00 WWE: Smackdown. 12.00 WWE:The Bottom Line. 1.00 Dream Team. 2.00 Gamezvi1ie.3.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 5.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 6.00 The Simpsons. 8.00 Stargate SG-1. 9.00 Stargate Atlantis. 10.00 The 4400. 11.00 Conspiracies. 12.00 Angel. 1.00 Buffy the Vampire Slayer. 1.50 Buffy the Vampire Slayer. 2.40 Scrubs. 3.05 Scrubs. 3.30 Scrubs. 3.55 Star Trek: Voyager. 4.45 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 5.35 Kong.


UKTV GOLD


6.00 Alistair McGowan's Big Impression. 6.20 Last of the Summer Wine. 7.55 The Two Ronnies. 9.00 EastEnders at Christmas Weekend. 9.05 EastEnders. 9.45 EastEnders at Christmas. 9.50 EastEnders. 10.35 EastEnders at Christmas. 10.40 EastEnders. 11.20 EastEnders at Christmas. 11.25 EastEnders. 12.10 EastEnders at Christmas. 12.15 EastEnders. 1.30 EastEnders at Christmas. 1.35 EastEnders. 3.05 EastEnders at Christmas. 3.10 EastEnders. 4.25 EastEnders at Christmas. 4.30 EastEnders. 5.40 EastEnders at Christmas. 5.45 EastEnders. 7.00 Dad's Army. 8.00 Vicar of Oibley at 10 Weekend. 8.05 Vicar of Oibley at 10 Weekend. 8.10 The Vicar of Dibley. 8.45 Vicar of Dibley at 10 Weekend. 8.50 The Vicar of Dibley. 9.30 Vicar of Dibley at 10 Weekend. 9.35 The Vicar of Oibley. 10.35 Vicar of Dibley at 10 Weekend. 10.40 The Vicar of Oibley. 11.35 Harry Enfield’s Yule Log Chums. 12.25 Shooting Stars. 1.00 The Kumars at No 42.1.35 The Kumars at No 42.2.10 Men Behawng Badly. 2.40 Men Behaving Badly. 3.10 Are You Being Served? 3.45 What a Carry On!. 4.10 Charlie's Angels.


BBC THREE


7.00 Liquid Assets. 8.00 Band Aid: The Song that Rocked the World. 9.00 Total Recall. 10.50 Top Spot. 11.50 Two Pints' of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 12.20 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 12.50 Band Aid: The Song that Rocked the World. 1.50 Liquid Assets. 2.50 David Ginola: Secrets and Lies.


6.00 Postcards. (R) 6.10 WideWorld. (T) 7.00 Sunrise. 7.55 Home and Away Omnibus. (R) (T) 10.00 Hercules; the Legendary Journeys. (T) 11.00 RAD - The Groms Tour America. (T) 11.30 Xcalibur. (R) 12.00 Beyblade. (T) 12.30 Duel Masters. 1.00 Combat Club. (T) 1.30 The Chart. 2.00 Dawson’s Creek. (T) 2.55 FILM: Snoop Sisters; Black Day for Bluebeard. (1973) Starring Mildred Natwick, Helen Hayes, Vincent Price. (T) 4.20 FILM: Alice’s Adven­ tures in Wonderland. (1972) Starring Michael Crawford, Fiona Fullerton, Ralph Richardson.


ITV 2


9.25 Emmerdale Omnibus. 12.15 Coronation Street Secrets: Villains. 1.15 Airline USA. 1.45 IRB Rugby World Sevens. 2.15 Christian Slater’s Orange Playlist. 2.45 CD;UK. 3.45 Felicity. 4.35 Felicity. 5.25 Felicity. 6.00 The Block Australia. 7.30 Weddings from Hell. 8.30 Christmas Mania. 9.30 Die Hard. 11.50 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Celebrity Special. 12.50 Paul McCartney In Red Square. 1.50 Teleshopping. 3.20 ITV2 Nightscreen. 3.30 Emmerdale Omnibus.


ITV3


6.00 Survival. 6.55 Survival. 7.50 The Royal. 8.50 Jeeves and Wooster. 9.55 Survival. 10.55 The Royal. 12.00 Calamity Jane. 2.05 Rim File. 2.15 Jeeves and Wooster. 3.15 Cadfael. 4.50 Forever Green. 5.50 Jeeves and Wooster. 7.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot - Hercule Poirot’s Christmas. 9.00 TTie Evening Standard Theatre Awards 2004.10.00 Agatha Christie’s Marple. 12.00 Stan the Man. 1.00 Forever Green. 2.00 Survival. 3.00 Teleshoocina.


BBC1


6.00 Breakfast. (C) 9.00 Dick and Dorn in da Bungalow. (C) 11.00 Top of the Pops Satur­ day. (C) 12.00 BBC News; Weather. (C) 12.10 Football Focus. (C) 1.00 Grandstand. (C) 1.05 Racing from Windsor and Haydock. 2.30 Around the Grounds. 2.35 Rugby Union. 3.30 Football Update. 3.40 Rugby Union. 4.30 Final Score. (C) 5.25 BBC News; Regional News; Weather. (C) 5.45 Can’t Sing Singers. Documentary series which follows the fortunes of 48 vocally-challenged people as they


' try to learn to sing. Lorraine Kelly pre­ sents the live final, followed by the viewers’ vote. (C)


7.00 Weakest Link. Anne Robinson pre­ sents a special edition of the quick- fire general knowledge quiz. Nine peopie who have hit the headlines this year compete for charity. (C)


7.50 National Lottery Wright around the World, ian Wright presents the enter­ tainment show in which six contes­ tants battie it out to win a round-the- worid ticket. With the Thunderball, Lotto and Lotto Extra Draws. (C)


8.30 Casualty. It’s the day of the Christ­ mas party, but not all are in a festive mood. Comfort’s day ends with a shock when she finds Fin’s estranged wife Ruth was true to her word. (C)


9.20 Billy Connolly’s World Tour of New Zealand. Billy Connolly explores New Zealand. Billy trikes from Wellington to Palmerston North by the Forgotten Highway, then takes a helicopter ride to show us Lake Taupo. (C)


10.00 News; Weather. (C) 10.20 Match of the Day. Gary Lineker pre­ sents highlights of all seven of today's Premiership matches. Manchester United take on Crystal Palace at Old Trafford and Chelsea meet Norwich at Stamford Bridge. (C)


"11.50 FILM: Death Train; (1993) Thriller about a UN field operaflve who must


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prevent the shipment of a nuclear' bomb and stop a dissident Russian


' general intent on restoring his coun-! -try to superpower status. Starring ' Pierce Brosnan, Patrick Stev,/art, . 'Alexandra Paul. (C),


1.30 Friday Night with Jonathan Ross. A mix of music and celebrity chat with Jonathan Ross. (R) (C)


2.30 A Question of Sport. (R) (C) 3.00 Top of the Pops. (C) 3.30 Joins BBC News 24.


Westlifa ■ She’s The One ' ITV1, aSOpm


For the first time, an ordi­ nary fan — young mum Joanne from Bolton — is given a once in a lifetime opportunity to record with one of the most successful groups in the UK, Westlife. She’s The One is a one-hour musical celebration which tells the story of how West- life found their girl, how her dream came true as she auditioned for her idols, sang on their brand new album and finally performed


BBC2


6.00 CBBC 9.00 A History of Britain by Simon Schama. (R) (C) 10.00 Saturday Kitchen. (C) 11.45 See Hear. (C) (Sign Language) 12.30 Dial H for Hitchcock. (1999) (C) 2.15 FILM:'The Lady Vanishes. (1938) Starring Margaret Lockwood. (C) 3.45 FILM: The 39 Steps. (1935) Starring Robert Donat. (C) 5.10 What the Papers Say Review 2004. (C) 5.50 One Man and His Dog: The Heats. Shauna Lowry joins Ben to discuss tactics. (C)


6.30 Flog It! Members of the public try to make money out of their antiques. (C)


7.30 Gardeners’World. The team add a touch of Christmas magic to Berryfields.(R)(C)


8.30 The Real Face of Santa. The real life model for Santa Claus. (C)


9.20 Stage Beauty. Comedy set in the 17th century. (C)


: 11.10 FILM: King Rat. (1965) Adapta- = tion of James Claveil’s no vel, prisoners


| i l | i l i i® S i r ig a f® World War II. Starring George


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. Segal. Tom Courtenay, James Fox.(C),


1.20 FILM: Invasion of ihe Body Snatch­ ers. (1956) Starring Kevin McCarthy, Dana Wynter, Larry Gates. (C) 2.40 Joins BBC News 24.


FIVE


6.05 FILM:The Muppet Christmas Carol. W f® ;; (1992) Dickens’s tale of the miserly '


investigators in Las Vegas. (R) (T)


Scrooge as told by The Great Gonzo. Starring Michael Caine, Kermit the


iiJIiajFrbgfMIss^^^ 7.35 Charmed.'&ldebn does a deal with the Darklighters. (T)


6.20 Hollywood’s Greatest Action Spe­ cial Effects. A look at the effects used in some of Hollywood’s biggest films.


9.20 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. Drama series about a team of forensic


LIVING TV


6.00 Home Shopping. 7.00 Hi>5.7.35 Elmo's World. 7.50 Titch. 8.00 Barney and Friends. 8.30 Molly’s Gang. 8.45 Busy Buses. 8.55 Barney and Friends. 9.25 Hi-5. 10.00 According to Jim. 11.00 The Nanny. 12.00 Everwood. 2.00 Charlie Chan and the Curse of the Dragon Queen. 3.50 Celebrity Extra. 4.00 My Wife and Kids. 4.30 Jesse. 5.00 That 70s Show. 5.30 According to Jim. 6.00 Will and Grace. 7.0CT Game Over. 7.30 Girls Behaving Badly. 8.00 Queer Eye for the Straight Guy UK. 9.00 The Swan. 11.10 That’s Just Wrong. 12.00 Stepmom. 2.20 Naomi Campbell: Revealed. 3.15 Celebrity Extra. 3.20 Trash to Treasure. 3.45 Cold Squad. 4.40 According to Jim. 5.30 Home Shopping.


SCI-FI


6.00 Ray Bradbury Theatre. 7.00 Teleshopping. 10.00 Quantum Leap. 1.00 Vibes. 3.00 The Outer Limits. 4.00 The Invisible Man. 6.00 Dark Angel. 7.00 Dark Angel. 8.00 Junior. 10.00 Cyborg. 11.35 Creating the Perfect Man:The Sex Files. I.io Dark Angel. 2.10 Dark Angel. 3.10 The Outer Limits. 4.10 Lexx. 5.05 Tracker.


SATELLITE PICK OF THE DA Dsddy Day Care, Sky Movies 2 ,8pm


After a father (Eddie Murphy) and his co-worker and friend (Jeff Car­ lin) both lose their jobs, they're forced to take their boys out of


prestigious Chapman Academy and become stay-at-home dads. The two free spirits have an idea: start an unconventionai day-care center. But when the icy director of Chap­ man (Anjelica Huston) finds out about the success of Daddy Day Care, she plots to run them out of business.


Darkness Falls, Sky Movies 2 ,10pm


Kyle Walsh (Chaney Kley) must return home to confront his trou­ bled past and save his childhood sweetheart Caitlin (Emma Caulfield) and her younger brother Michael (Lee Cormie) from an unre­ lenting evil that has plagued the town of Darkness Falls for over one hundred and fifty years


10.15 Law and Order: Special Victims Unit. Drama series about a force based in New York. (T)


11.10 FILM: Chinatown.


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(1974) 1 930s LA. Starring Jack Nicholson, Faye Dunaway. (T)


1.40 Law and Order. (R) (t) 2.35 FILM: Dead Silent. (1999) Starring Rob Lowe. (T) 4.05 Postcards. (R) (T) 4.20 The Invaders. (T) 5.10 Sons and Daughters. (T)


ITV1


6.00 GMTV. 9.25 Ministry of Mayhem 11.30 CD:UK. 12.30 ITV News; Weather! 12.35 Granada News and Weather. 12.40 Planet’s Funniest Animals. 12.50 Corona­ tion Street Omnibus. (R) 3.05 FILM: Seven Brides for Seven Brothers. (1954) Starring Howard Keel, Jane Powell, Jeff Richards. 5.00 Granada News and Weather. 5.15 ITV News; Sports Results; Weather. 5.00 Granada News and Weather. The latest headlines in the North West, plus a regional weather forecast.


in front of millions. From over 11,000 calls, just 100 were chosen. Once Joanne had been cho­ sen, Westlife swept her off her feet.


CHANNEL 4


6.10 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 7.00 Trans World Sport. (T) 8.00 The Morning Line. (T) 8.55 Futurama. (T) 9.25 Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events. 9.55 hit40uk. (R) 10.25 The OC. (R) (T) 11.25 Friends. (R) (T) 11.55 One Tree Hill. (T) 12.55 Friends. (R) (T) 1.25 Fool Around... with My Mum. (T) 2.00 Channel 4 Racing. (T) 4.00 FILM: Annie. (1982) Starring Albert Finney, Carol Burnett. (T) 6.20 Morgan and Platell. Political chat. 6.50 C4 News;. Including sport. (T) 7.20 Howard Goodail’s Twentieth Century Greats. Howard Goodall reviews the work ofLeonard Bern­ stein. (T)


8.20 The Medici: Godfathers of the Renaissance. The story resumes in i 537. (T)


9J20 FILM: The Talented Mr Ripley.


; , (1999) Drama, in vrhich a man is ’


' mistaken by a shipping magnate, son. Starring Matt- Damon,.


, ' Gwyneth Paltrow, Jude Law. (T) 11.55 FILM: The Wisdom of Crocodiles. (1998) Thriller about


||||||i|a'inan:w liliBhldesSdeadly^sedi^^^^^ •Jude Law, Timothy Spall, Kerry Fox,(T)


1.45 th e Jamie Kennedy Experiment. 2.10 Andromeda. 3.40 French Football: Le Championnat. 5.25 Countdown. (R) (T)


5.15 News; Sports Results; Weather. News update, sports results and weather report.


5.30 You’ve Been Framed at Christ­ mas. Harry Hill offers a seasonal selection of camcorder catastro­ phes, with footage from the archives of the best festive funnies from Christmases past.


6.30 Westlife - She’s the One. Cam­ eras follow the search for an ordi­ nary fan to record a song with Westlife, from the auditioning pro­ cess to the recording of the TV show.


7.30 Celebrity Stars in Their Eyes Christmas Special. Five fearless celebrities aim to entertain the nation with their festive transforma­ tions and hidden vocal talents. Presented by Cat Deeley.


8.30 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Celebrity Special. Chris Tarrant presents a special ediflon of fhe game show. Those taking part include Max Clifford and Pauline Quirke and Alistair McGowan and Ronni Ancona.


9.30 Rosemary and Thyme. Rose­ mary and Laura investigate why all the gardens at a village open day are afflicted with the same blight, then the previous year’s winner is found dead.


10.30 News. The latest national and international news, plus national weather.


10.45 FILM: The Whole Nine Yards. ' (2000) Comedy about a dentist


, - whose wife convinces him to '


man-turned-informant - to the Chicago gangsters who want him


si®l!i®dead;®;S^^^ 12.35 FILM: Grace of My Heart. (1996)


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songwriter's attempt to break into the male-dominated pop music v;orld of the 1950s and 60s. Star­ ring llleana Douglas. Matt Dillon,


KSM.:i;£Eric,StpK^ 2.30 Carry On Laughing. Comedy highlights from the ever-popular


Carry On films. (R)


2.55 CD:UK. Music chart show pre­ sented by Cat Deeley, featuririg the latest videos and live acts in the studio.


3.50 Entertainment Now!. The latest showbiz news, with reports on movies, music and celebrity gos­ sip. (R)


4.15 Cybernet. (R) 4.40 Get Stuffedl. 4.45 ITV Nightscreen. 5.30 ITV Early Morning News.


BBC1


6.00 Breakfast. (C) 8.10 Match of the Day. (C) 9.30 Breakfast wfth Frost. (0) 10.30 Down to Earth. (C) 11.15 FILM: The Great Race. (1965) Starring Tony Curtis, Natalie Wood, Jack Lemmon. (C) 1.45 BBC News. (C) 1.55 EastEnders. (R) (0) 3.45 FILM: Von Ryan’s Express. (1965) Acffon-packed World War tf story, about Atffed prisoners who stage a mass breakout from an Italian POW


I l l l i l ip a m p 'W , - ring Frank Sinatra, Trevor Howard, Raffaela Carra. (C)


' “s J o Songs S Praise. Jonathan Edwards introduces carols by candlelight from Ely Cathedral. The cathedral's direc­ tor of music reveals why he finds Christmas music so inspiring. (C)


6.15 Last of fhe Summer Wine Christ­ mas Special. Knowing Clegg’s fear of women. Truly plots to find his old classmate, who had a liking for liquorice, and deliver her to his doorstep. (C)


6.45 Antiques Roadshow. Michael Aspel and the team are at Kings College, Cambridge. Amongst the finds are a machine gun from World War One and a papal portrait rescued from the bottom of a river. (C)


7.35 News; Regional News; Weather. (C) 8.00 Casualty. It’s Abs and Ellen’s wed­ ding day and despite Abs’ misgivings, Ellen intends to enjoy herself. Jim has some bad news from the States. (C)


8.50 Test the Nation: The National 2004 Test. Anne Robinson and Phillip Schofield present a live interactive event, testing viewers knowledge of 2004. (C)


10.15 News; Weather. (C) 10.35 Test the Nation: The National 2004 Test. Anne Robinson and Phillip Schofield present the answers and. results from the interactive quiz. (C)


11.50 FILM: Rosemary’s Baby. (1968) Chiller about a young pregnant


| lilf i|W om a nM® b e g ir i husband and neighbours are


l ii l l ll lS a ta h ls t s i^ Starring Mia Farrow, John Cas-


iiSWlsaYefesjiRuUfG^ 2.00 FILM: The Hearse. (1980) A woman i | | | i l f f i f f® in t p 'A


||i|il|^ri<iwss;',Sta™ i| i i i® p M e p h C q® , ! c^ ‘ S^O Joins BBC News 24.


The Royal — No Room For Ravers, ITV1,8pm


A routine visit turns into a nightmare when Jill Weath- erill (Amy Robbins) is taken hostage by an ex-prisoner of war, Patrick Maver. Obvi­ ously suffering from psy­ chological problems, Patrick has barricaded himself into his home and booby-trapped the sur­ rounding land with mines. Believing he is under siege when Dr Ormerod (Robert Daws) comes looking for his wife, Patrick brandish­


BBC2


6.00 Fimbles. (R) (C) 6.40 The Story Mak­ ers. (C) 7.00 Looney Tunes. (R) (C) 7.05 What’s New Scooby Doo?. (R) (C) 7.30 Smile. (C) 10.30 Shoebox Zoo. (R) (C) 10.55 The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. (R) (C) 11.40 Sunday Style. (C) 1.25 Sunday Grandstand. (C) 1.35 Sport -t-. 1.50 Showjumping. 4.10 Race of Champions. 4.50 Men’s Coxless Four Documentary. 5.00 One Man and His Dog: The Finals. (C) 5.40 Running with Reindeer. (C) 6.10 Natural World. Steven Berkoff takes us on a spectacular 3,000- mile journey along the Andes - a landscape of beauty and harsh contrasts, from glaciers to the Ata­ cama Desert. (R) (C)


7.00 This obe is not for me. (C) 8.00 Top Gear. (2004) Motoring maga­ zine presented by Jeremy Clark­ son, Richard Hammond and James May. (C)


9.00 FILM: LA Confidential. (1997)


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llS ; ii!w om a r iJ :S iSliffiRussyfCrd)^^^^ 11.10 Match of the Day 2. Highlights of today’s matches. (C)


12.00 FILM: TwentyFourSeven. (1997) Starring Bob Hoskins. (C) 1.35 Joins BBC News 24.


FIVE


6.00 Postcards. (R) 6.05 WideWorld. (T) 6.30 A House That's Just like Yours. (R) 6.55 Tickle, Patch and Friends. 7.25 Milkshake! 7.30 Peppa Pig. (R) 7.35 Funky Valley. (R) 7.45 Noddy. (R) 8.00 The Book of Pooh. (R) (T) 8.30 Miss Spider’s Sunny Patch Friends. (R) 9.00 Babar. (R) 9.30 George Shrinks. (R) 10.00 Snobs. (R) (T) 10.30 Michaela’s Wild Challenge. (T) 11-00 Billie, Girl of the Future. (T) 11.30 A Different Life. (T) 12.05 FAQ. 12.35 Great Artists. (R) (T) 1.05 news. (T) 1.15 The Chart. (R) 1.45 FILM: The Thomas Crown


Affair. (1968) Starring Steve McQueen. (T) 3.45 FILM: North by Northwest. (1959) Star­ ring Cary Grant. (T) 6.15 news. (T) 6.25 FILM: Police Academy 5: Assign­ ment Miami Beach. (1988) Further


iiSsiiflcOmed^sequbLa^^^^ cops continue with their capers, this


iiilS R i'm bM ;M iam iite BHIpCommaridarit Lassard gets entangled ; vritli soitie bungling burglars. Starring Bubba Smith, David Gral, Michael


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8.00 B rita in’s Worst Husband. With Quentin Willson. (R) (T)


9.00’ , FILM: Fled. (1996) High-speed adven- B iiiitureaixjffia^^


p | | i iK a n r ic j ife | ! t^ e^ fence Rshbume, Stephen Baldwin. (T)


10.55 World’s Wildest Police'Vid'eos. Doc­ umentary. (T)


11.55 Natural Born Racers. 12.25 Ironman Triathlon. (R) 1.15 NFL Live. 4.45 Portuguese Foolball. (R)


LIVING TV


6.00 Home Shopping. 7.00 Hi-5.7.35 Elmo’s Worid. 7.50 Titch. 8.00 Barney and Friends. 8.30 Molly's Gang. 8.45 Busy Buses. 8.55 Barney and Friends. 9.25 Hi-5.10.00 According to Jim. 11.00 Charmed. 12.00 Joan of Arcadia. 1.00 Celebrity Extra. 1.30 Retail Therapy 2. 2.00 Confessions of an Ugly Stepsister. 3.45 Celebrity Extra. 4.00 Celebrity Snappers. 4.30 Uma Thurman: Style Star. 5.00 Will and Grace. 6.00 Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. 7.00 Charmed. 8.00 Will and Grace. 9.00 Cilia Live. 11.10 CSI: Crime .Scene investigation. 12.00 Sexcelera. 1.00 Mixed Nuts. 2.40 Celebrity Extra. 2.50 Trash to Treasure. 3.40 Cold Squad. 4.35 Celebrity Extra. 4.40 According to Jim. 5.30 Home Shopping.


SCI-FI


6.00 Ray Bradbury Theatre. 7.00 Teleshopping. 10.00 Quantum Leap. 1.00 The Invisible Man. 2.55 The Outer Limits. 3.50 Back to the Future. 6.00


■ Children of Dune. 7.35 Back to the Future. 9.45 The Reckoning. 10.00 The Frighteners. 12.05 Tracker. 1.05 Tracker. 2.05 The Frighteners. 4.10 Lexx. 5.05 The Outer Limits.


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es a loaded gun and threat­ ens to kill Jill. As he fires a shot at Ormerod there is another explosion as a landmine ignites.


CHANNEL 4


6.10 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 7.00 ICC Cricket World 2004.7.25 Skiing World Cup. 8.55 Futurama. (R) (T) 9.25 Popworld. (T) 10.20 Hollyoaks Omnibus. (T) (Sign Lan­ guage) 12.50 Fool Around... with My Mum. (T) 1.25 Christmas in Popworld 2004.3.30 The Life of Brian: Six Months with Brian McFadden. 4.35 Stargate SG- 1. (T) 5.30 The Simpsons. (R) (T) 6.00 Scrapheap Mega Challenge. A special edition of the series. (T)


7.35 C4 News. 8.00 What We Still Don’t Know. The final episode tackles the meta­ physical question of reality. (T)


9.00 The Band Aid Story - Do They Know It’s Christmas?. Docu­ mentary looking behind the scenes of the 1984 recording. (T)


10.35 FILM: Commando. (1985) All- action adventure spiced with


i ia l l lh f f ip u r in y r i i^ I’SSIB Fbrcesjdolbi^i Tights;^^ war to rescue his kidnapped daughter. Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger. (T)


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12.15 FILM: Heartbreak Ridge, (1986) War drama in which a tough, foul-


I IM S Im p id h e r iW squadron of young recruits


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2.30 Don’t Panic. 3.30 Great British Asian Invasion. (R) (T) 5.30 Countdown. (R) (T)


6.00 GMTV. 9.25 Finger Tips. 9.30 Art Attack. (R) 9.55 Scary Sleepover. (R) 10.30 The Championship. 11.25 My Favourite Hymns. 12.25 Through Their Eyes. 12.55 Jonathan Dimbleby including Lunchtime News and Weather. 1.50 Granada News and Weather. 2.00 FILM: Jingle All the Way. (1996) Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sinbad, Phil Hartman. 3.35 A Christmas Carol. (R) 5.10 Granada News and Weather. 5.25 ITV News; Weather. 5.40 FILM: The Grlnch. (2000) Live- aotion adaptation of the classic


iSB Effil children's story by Dr Seuss about I an embittered creature who hatch­ es a plan to steal Christmas from the citizens of Whoviile. Starring Jim Carrey, Jeffrey Tambor, Chris­ tine Batanski.


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7.30 Coronation Street. Martin gets a harsh warning to act his age. At the Battersby’s, Les teaches Ches- ney about the birds and the bees. It's decisions, decisions for Ashley and Claire about a Best Man.


8.00 The Royal. Alun aims for the big time but discovers the true cost of fame, and Dr Weatherill's visit to a reclusive patient unlocks deep- seated wartime memories.


9.00 Agatha Christie’s Marple. In the English village of St Mary Mead, one man - Colonel Protheroe - is intensely disliked by everyone. Then he is found with a bullet through the head.


11.00 News. The latest national and international news, plus national weather.


11.05 TheSouthBankShow.Thecom- poser Howard Goodall casts an eye over the nation’s musical well being and points to the schools where music education is under­ going a long overdue revival.


12.10 Faith and Music. An entertainer talks about their life and beliefs. Singer Chris de Burgh guides us through his spiritual belieis and how they have informed his life and music. (R)


12.45 The Unknown Peter Sellers. Documentary about the liie and work of Peter Sellers, including clips from his films and interviews with'famous co-stars and friends.


1.45 Filming the Phantom: The Mak­ in g .o f The Phantom of the Opera. A behind-the-scenes look at the making of the film adapta­ tion of Andrew Lloyd Webber’s blockbuster musical The Phantom of the Opera, directed by Joel Schumacher. (R)


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2.10 Survival Special. Documentary looking at the relationship between hyenas and lions, two rival species that live in the same habitat and prey on the same animals. (R)


3.00 Trisha. 3.35 Today with Des and Mel. (R) 4.25 ITV Nightscreen. 5.30 ITV Early Morning News.


ITV 2


9.25 Felicity. 11.10 Planet’s Funniest Animals. 11.40 Movies Now. 11.45 The Xtra Factor: Best and Worst Auditions 1.1.45 Emmerdale Omnibus. 4.35 Coronation Street Omnibus. 7.00 Airline at Christmas. 8.00 American Idol Christmas Special. 9.00 Die Hard 2: Die Harder. 10.55 Coronation Street. 11.25 The Frank Skinner Show. 12.25 IRB Rugby World Sevens. 12.55 Christian Slater’s Orange Playlist. 1.25 Jerry Springer. 2,05 Teleshopping, 4.05 ITV2 Nighlscreen. 5.05 Trisha,


ITV3


6.00 Survival. 6.55 Survival. 8.00 Adventures of Sherlock Holmes. 9.00 Outside Edge. 9.30 Calamity Jane. 11.30 Film File. 11.45 Adventures of Sherlock Holmes. 12.45 Barbara. 1.15 Outside Edge. 1.45 Survival. 2.50 Survival. 3.55 Britain at War in Colour. 4.55 Barbara. 5.25 Outside Edge. 6.00 The Royal. 7.00 Adventures of Sherlock Holmes. 8.00 Sister Act. 9.55 The Vice. 11,00 Britain at War in Colour. 12.05 Sister Act. 1.55 Teleshopping. 2.55 ITV3 Nightscreen. 3.20 Emmerdale Omnibus.


SKY MOVIES 1


6.30 Recipe for Murder. (2001) 8.15 Ed. (1996) 10.00 Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron. (2002) 11.30 Beethoven’s 5lh. (2003)-1.15 Mission: Impossible. (1996) 3.15 Ed. (1996) 5.00 Beethoven’s 5th. (2003) 6.30 When in Rome. (2002) 8.00 Mission: Impossible. (1996) 10.00 Shanghai Knights. (2003) 12.00 Head above Water. (1996) 1.40 Paper Soldiers. (2002) 3.15 The Wrong Man. (1992) 5.10 Jackie BouvIer Kennedy Onassis. (2000)


SKY MOVIES 2


6.30 Secret Santa. (1998) 8.00 Summer With The Ghosts. (2002) 9.35 Charlotte’s Web 2. (2003) 11.10 First Knight (1995) 1.30 Bonus! Peter Pan. 2.05 Charlotte’s Web 2. (2003) 3.40 First Knight (1995) 6.00 Secret Santa. (1998) 7.30 UK Top Ten. 8.00 How to Lose a Guy In 10 Days. (2002) 10.00 Darkness Falls. (2003) 11.30 Chain of Fools. (2000) 1.15 Bonfire of the Vanities. (1990) 3.25 Touch Me Tonight (2002) 4.50 Immune to Murder: A Nero Wolfe Mystery. (2002)


SKY CINEMA 1


6.00 Boeing Boeing. (1965) 7.45 UK Top Ten. 8.15The Life and Death of Colonel Blimp. (1943) 11.00 Boeing Boeing. (1965) 12.45 Night and the City. (1950) 2.30 Billy Budd. (1962) 4.35 Sky Movies News. 5.15 The Life and Death of Colonel Blimp. (1943) 8.00 Goodbye Lenin!. (2001) 10.00 Brotherhood of the Wolf. (2001) 12.30 Scarecrow. (1973) 2.25 White Dog. (1982) 4.00 Night and the City. (1950)


SKY SPORTS 1


6.00 Football. First: Match Choice. 7.30 Football First: Match Choice. 9.00 Jimmy Hill’s Sunday Supplement. 10.00 Goals on Sunday. 12.00 Jimmy Hill's Sunday Supplement. 1.00 World Motor Sport. 3.00 Ford Super Sunday. 6.30 Super Sunday: The Last Word. 7.00 Football League Review, 8.00 Spanish Football. 10.30 Ford Football Special. 0.00 Football League Review. 1.00 Spanish Football. 3.00 Close.


SKY SPORTS 2


6.00 Watersports World. 7.00 Max Power. 8.00 Live Test Cricket. 4.00 Test Cricket. 7.00 Test Cricket. 10.00 Test Cricket. 1.00 Showjumping. 2.00 Rally. 3.00 Close.


SKY SPORTS 3


6.00 Showjumping. 7.00 Sailing, 7.30 Spanish Football. 9.00 World Motor Sport. 11.00 Sailing. 11.30 Racing News. 12.00 Rally Sport 1.00 Showjumping. 2.00'Pool: Mosconi Cu'p 2004. 5.00 Kiteboarding. 5.30 Sailing. 6.00 Showjumping. 7.00 Pool: Mosconi Cup 2004. 10.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Late Night Velocity. 11.00 Rally. 0.00 Close.


EUROSPORT


7.30 WATTS. 8.00 Eurosport Top 50. 8.30 Equestrianism. 9.30 Live Alpine Skiing. 11.00 Live Bobsleigh World Cup. 12.00 Live Biathlon. 12.45 Live Ski Jumping. 2.30 WATTS. 2.45 Equestrianism. 4.15 Live Biathlon. 5.00 WATTS. 5.30 Strongest Man. 6.30 Fight Club. 9.00 Equestrianism. 10.30 British Eurosport News Report. 10.45 Rally. 11.45 Eurosport Top 50. 0.15 British Eurosport News Report. 0.30 Close.


SKY ONE


6.00 Hour of Power. 7.00 Kong. 7.30 Pokemon Advanced Challenge, 8.00 We Wish You a Merry Christmas. 9.00 Yu-Gi-Oh! Waking the Dragons. 9.30 Futurama. '10.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Afterburn. 11.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Heat, 12.00 Futurama. 12.30 Futurama. 1.00 America’s Dumbest Criminals. 1.30 King of-the Hill. 2.00 Gamezville. 3.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 5.00 Futurama. 6.00 The Simpsons. 7.30 The Simpsons. 8.00 Dream Team. 9.00 The 4400. 10.00 Who Are the Beckhams?. 11.30 Lethal Attraction: Why Americans Love Guns, 12.00 Cold Case. 1.00 Law and Order. 1.50 Limo Fever. 2.40 Gamezville. 3.30 Scrubs. 4.20 Star Trek: Voyager.


UKTV GOLD


6.00 Last of the Summer Wine. 6.40 The Two Ronnies. 7.55 EastEnders at Christmas Weekend. 8.00 EastEnders. 9.30 EastEnders at Christmas. 9.35 EastEnders. 10.15 EastEnders at Christmas. 10.20 EastEnders. 11.30 EastEnders at Christmas. 11.35 EastEnders. 12.15 EastEnders at Christmas. 12.20 EastEnders. 1.00 EastEnders at Christmas. 1.05 EastEnders. 2.20 EastEnders at Christmas. 2.25 EastEnders. 3.05 EastEnders at Christmas. 3.10 EastEnders. 4.25 EastEnders at Christmas. 4.30 EastEnders. 5.45 EastEnders at Christmas. 5.50 EastEnders. 7.00 Porridge. 8.00 Vicar of Dibley at 10 Weekend. 8.05 Vicar of Dibley at 10 Weekend. 8.10 The Vicar of Dibley. 8.45 Vicar of Dibley at 10 Weekend. 8.50 The Vicar of Dibley, 9.45 Vicar of Dibley at 10 Weekend. 9.50 The Vicar of Dibley. 10.40 The Vicar of Dibley. 11.00 Vicar of Dibley at 10 Weekend. 11.05 The Vicar of Dibley. 12.05 Vicar of Dibley at 10 Weekend. 12.20 Blackadderis Christmas Carol. 1.15 The Kumars at No 42.1.50 The Kumars at No 42. 2.25 Are You Being Served?. 3.05 Friends like These. 4.05 Charlie's Angels. 5.00 Charlie's Angels.


BBC THREE


7.00 Liquid Assets. 8.00 Who Rules the Roost?. 9100 George Michael: A Different Life. 10.15 The Story of Bohemian Rhapsody. 11.15 Liquid Assets. 12.15 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 12.45 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 1.10 1-2 F U. 2.10 The Story of Bohemian Rhapsody. 3.05 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 3.35 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of CrisDS.


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