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6.00 CBeebies: Fimbles. (R) (C) (S) 6.20 64 ^ Zoo Lane. (C) (S) 6.30 CBBC: Round the :


Twist. (R) (C) (S) 6.55 Evolution: The Animat­ ed Series. (R) (C) (S) 7.15 Tom and Jerry Kids. (R) (C) 7.40 Arthur. (R) (C) (S) 8.05 Looney Tunes. (R) (C) 8.35 The Wiid Thom- ■. berrys. (R) (C) 9.00 Dick and Dorn in da Bun­ galow. (C) (S) 11.00.Top of the Pops Satur­ day. (C) (S) 12.00 BBC News: Weather. (C) 12.10 Football Focus. (C) (S) 1.00 Grand­ stand. Introduced by Hazel Irvine. (C) (S) 1.10 Boxing. 2.30 World Bowls. 3.45 Football Half- . Times. 3.55 World Bowls. 4.30 Final Score. 5.10 News; Regional News; Weather. (C)


R5.307' FILM: 'Robin"Hood; ’ Prfnce^oq r- V 'Th ieves (1991). The legendary out-i ^law enlists a band of loyal accom-i


r>' , J ' packed blockbusting adventure, star-1 L. 'jJJ^/nng Kevin Costner. (C) (S)


7.45 The National Lottery: Je t Set. 8.20


Eamonn Holmes introduces the quiz in which hopeful contestants battle it out to win a round-the-worid trip. (C) Casualty. Tensions run high at Baz’s funeral, as Charlie and Dan struggie to put their feud to one side. Lara challenges Harry, and Jim receives


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■ unwelcome news. (C) (S) Dalziel and Pascoe. Convicted mur­ derer Charlie Waiker escapes, and the next morning the dead body of a


^ young barmaid is discovered — was ', she killed by the fugitive, or was it the


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work of a mythical black dog said to roam the vicinity? (C) (S) BBC News; Weather; (C) National Lottery Update.


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t -J-. -. Patrick and Famke Janssen. (C) (S)'_T 12.40 FILM: Wing Commander (1999). A daring space pilot pulls out all the stops to save the universe from evii foes. Deeply flawed sci-fi adventure, starring Freddie Prinze Jnr. 2.20 They Think It's All Over. (R) (C) (S) 2.50 A Question of Sport; (R) (C) (S) Weatherview. 3.25 Top of the Pops. Studio performances. (R) (C) 3.55 BBC News 24.


6.00 Weekend 24. (C) 10.00 Saturday Kitchen. (C) (S) 11.30 Ever Wondered About Food? (R) (C) (S) 12.00 See Hear! (S) 12.00 The Witness. (C) 12.50 Big Screen Britain. (C) (S) 1.00 Film 2004 with Jonathan Ross. (R) (C) (S) 1.30 Cagney and Lacey. (R) (C) 2.20 Monk. (R) (C) (S) 3.00 The Rockford Files. (R) (C) (S) 3.50 The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes. (R) (C) 4.45 The Great War. (R) (S) (bw) 5.25 Some Mothers Do 'Ave ’Em. Frank has a medical emergency. What the Papers Say. The week's major stories with Charlie Whelan.'(C) (S) The Good L ife . Barbara and Tom’s work disturbs everyone. (R) FILM: The Inn of the Sixth Hap- 5


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sp in ess (1 95 8) .: Fact-based,J . drama, starring Ingrid Bergmari,'7Sj B r ita in ’s Bes t Sitcom. John Sergeant makes the case for Blackadder. (C) (S)


10.15 Blackadder Goes Forth. Edmund goes over the top. (R)


10.45 Grass. New series. Comedy, star­ ring Simon Day. (C) (S)


11.15 Still Game. New series. Sitcom, starring Ford Kieman. (C) (S)


r 11.45 - FILM: Ravenous (1999): Pre- ‘ miere. Horror comedy, starring Guy Pearce and Robert Carlyle.


1.20 BBC News 24. 2.00 BBC Learning Zone. (C)


FIVE Charmed. In an attempt to get her


hands oh Wyatt, an old crone steals Piper’s "sight, Phoebe’s hearing and Paige’s voice. (T) (S) Hollywood’s Greatest Aerial Stunts. A selection of gravity-defying feats that have graced the silver screen. (T) (S) five news and sport. Headlines. (T)


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.11.30 :,FILM: In Dark Places (1997). A woman ! Krt;.'.":’:“ is shocked to leam'her father changed


11.25 five news late. (S)


■.! ■ his will shortly before his death, bestow- ; ing his inheritance exclusively on her; she hatches an auda­


cious plot. Ineffective erotic drama, star-1 ring Joan Severance. (T) (S)


1.20 Boxing Classic. (S) 2.10 Boxing. (S) 3.30 Now is the Time; Night of Combat — Kickbox­ ing. (R) (S) 4.20 Cold War. 5.10 Sons and Daughters. 5.35 Sons and Daughters. (R) (T)


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Charmed, five, 7.05pm. It . must be troublesome being a Halliwell sister. Just when you think it’s safe to . : settle down with your loved ones and a nice cup of cocoa, up pops a demon to ruin things. That’s w h a t ' happens to Paige in this episode anyway, as she attempts to spend some quality time with Nate.


the attack was The Crone. Will Piper end up losing her baby to the forces of evil? Holly Marie Combs, Alyssa Milano and Rose McGowan head the cast.


CHANNEL 4


5.50 The Zack Fiies. (R) (T) 6.10 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 6.35 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 7.00 Skiing on 4. 8.00 Trans Worid Sport. (T) 9.00 The Morning Line. 10.00 T4: Smash Hits Chart. (T) 10.35 T4: Small- ville; Superman the Early Years. (R) (T) 11.30 T4: Friends. (R) (T) 12.00 T4: Joe Millionaire. (T) 12.55 T4: Dirty Laundry. (T)


1.30 Channel 4 attheraces from Kempton Park and Wincanton. Including the Tote


Scoop6 Lanzarote Hurdle (2m). (T) 4.05 FILM: The Odessa File (1974). Espionage thriller, starring Jon Voight. (T) 6.30 Channel 4 News. Including sport and weather. (T) Japan’s War. Documentary offer­ ing an insight into Japan’s involve­ ment in World War Two, from the Pearl Harbour attacks to Emperor Hirohito’s surrender after atom bombs were dropped on Hiroshi­ ma and Nagasaki. (T ) : FILM: Paradise Road (1997).;!


7.05 9.05


: Uplifting drama, starring Glenn j , Close and Pauline Collins. (T)


11.10 FILM: Taxi Driver (1976). DisT! turbing drama, starring Robert De ■ Niro and Jodie Foster. (T)


1.15 4Music; Ear Candy. (R) 1.45 4Music: Rather Good Videos. (R) 2.00 4Music: U- Music Awards. (R) (T) 3.00 The Art Show. (R) (T) 3.25 The Norm Show. (R) (T) 3.50 Jack and Jill. (R) (T) 4.30 Jack and Jill. (R) (T) 5.15 Countdown. (R) (T) (S)


SATURDAY, JANUARY 17TH ITV1


5.55 ITV Morning News. 6.00 GMTV: Rock-a-bye Bubble. 6.20 Ni Ni’s Tree- house. 6.40 Boohbah. 7.00 Diggin’ It. 9.25 Ministry of Mayhem. (T) 11.30 CD UK. (T) (S) 12.30 ITV News; Weather. (T) (S) 12.35 Granada News: Weather. (T) (S) 12.40 On the Ball. (T) (S) 1.40 Quincy. (T) 2.40 Coronation Street. Omnibus. Sarah and Todd tell their mothers they are getting married, but while Gail is surprisingly sup­ portive, Eileen hits the roof. Bev is excited at the prospect of a date with Charlie. (T) (S) 4.55 Granada News; Weather. (T) (S) 5.10 ITV News and Sport; Weather. (T) (S) Celebrities Under P re s su re . John Barnes learns to toss the caber, Jodie Marsh gets a little racy at a go-karting track and Tamara Beckwith has to get up at the crack of dawn for a milk round. Stars in Their Eyes. Contestants from Sutton Coldfield, Newport, Mitcham and Paignton walk through the doors of destiny as their singing idols, including Anastacia and Sinead O’Connor. It Shouldn’t Happen On a TV Tal­ ent Show. Selection of embar­ rassing and bringeworthy moments from talent contests over the years, including an escapolo­ gist getting stuck and a presenter fired for flashing her breasts at a prime-time audience. (T) (S) Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Chris Tarrant hosts the big-prize game show, inviting another line­ up of contestants to have a go at answering 15 questions which could change their lives. (T) Denis Norden’s 8th Laughter File. The legendary gag compiler logs onto another file of pranks, predicaments and hoaxes from the making of TV shows, films and adverts. (R) (T) ITV News; Weather. (T) (S) Granada Weather. (T) (S) The Premiership. Desmond Lynam presents highlights of this afternoon’s top-flight games, including the clash between Tot­ tenham Hotspur and Liverpool at White Hart Lane, a match both teams will be eager to win as they aim to climb the table. (T)


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SATELLITE PICK OF THE DAY


Legends of the Fall, Sky Movies 2, 8.00pm. Anthony Hopkins stars a s Coionel Ludlow, a former ca v a lry of f ice r w hose th ree so n s become fa ta l ly involved with a beautiful young woman, but who will win her heart a s their sibling rivalry reaches boiling point? Old- fashioned period drama, also starring Brad Pitt, Aidan Quinn and Julia Ormond. Director Edward Zwick delivers a good-looking but flawed drama which is bound to generate a tear or two. Look out for a grown-up Henry Thomas, best remembered a s the lad in ET.


S K Y MOVIES 1


6.00 The Moeksvillo Ghost (PG) (2000) 7.55 Once Upon a Christmas (U) (2000) 9.30 Kim (PG) (1984) 11.55 The Mcoksvilte Ghost (PG) (2000) 1.25 Big Fat Liar (PG) (2002) 2.55 The Little Unicorn (U) (1999) 4.25 The Meeksville Ghost (PG) (2000) 6.00 Big Fat Liar (PG) (2002) 7.30 Nows 8.00 Murder by Numbers (15) (2002) 10.00 Miss Congeniality (12) (2000) 11.55 Sweet November (12) (2001) 2.00 Noil Simon's Laughter on the 23rd Floor (15) (TVM 2001) 3.50 The Shrink Is In (15) (2000) 5.25 News


S K Y MOVIES 2


7.10 Let's Do It Again (PG) (1975) 9.10 Troop Beverly Hills (PG) (1989) 11.10 Changing Hearts (PG) (2002) 12.55 For Love of Olivia (PG) (2001) 2.30 Let's Do It Again (PG) (1975) 4.30 Troop Beverly Hilts (PG) (1989) 6.20 Changing Hearts (PG) (2002) 8.00 Legends of the Fail (15) (1994)


10.15 Sirens (15) (1994) 11.55 Threesome (18) (1994) 1.35 UFO (18) (1993) 3.05 Sabretooth (15) (2002) 4.40 For Love of Olivia (PG) (


2001) S K Y CINEMA 1


6.00 Return of the Frontiersman (PG) (1950) 7.30 Nows 8.00 The Young Lions (PG) (1958) 11.00 The Last of the Mohicans (PG) (1936) 12.45 Return of the Frontiersman (PG) (1950) 2.15 Defence of the Realm (PG) (1985) 4.00 The Last of the Mohicans (PG) (1936) 5.40 The Young Lions (PG) (1958) 8.30 Defence of the Realm (PG) (1985) 10.15 The Thing (18) (1962) 12.10 Xtro (18) (1963) 1.40 Looker (15) (1981) 3.20 Maniac (15) (1962) 4.50 Catling Homictdo (PG) (1956)


S K Y ONE


12.00 TILM: The Unforgiven (I960): A rancher becomes the target of revenge attacks by townsfolk who’ve discovered his adopted sis-;


; ter is an Indian. Masterly Western,. ; : starring Burt Lancaster and Audrey


. Hepburn: (T) (S) ITV News. PoUce in Action I. Footage of law-enforcement officers’ never-ending battle against crime, guaranteed to keep viewers on the edges of their seats. (R) (T) (S) 2.45 CD UK. 3.35 Cybernet; (R) ITV News Headlines. 4.05 Dare to Believe. 4.30 The' Machine. 4.55 ITV Nightscreen.


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t " ’. ' / 1/nuclear warheads;>Disappointing, £?is/i''..iaction thriller, with Samantha Mathis./ 12.00 FILM: Rollerball (1975). Influential sci-fi adventure, starring James Caan; (C) (S) Weatherview. 2.05 BBC News 24. .


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6.00 Breakfast. (C) (S) 9.00 Breakfast with Frost. (C) (S) 10.00 The Heaven and Earth Show. (S) 11.00 Countryfiie. (C) (S) 12.00 The Poiitics Show. (C) (S) 1.00 Parkinson. (R) (C) (S) 1.15 FILM: StarTrek IV: The Voyage Home (1986). The Enterprise crew travel back to the 20th century to save one of Earth’s most precious life forms — the hump­ back whale. Hugely enjoyable sci-fi advert- • ture, starring William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy. (C) (S) 3.10 EastEnders. (C) (S) 5.05 News; Regional News; Weather. (C) Songs of Praise. Aled Jones pre­ sents a selection of the greatest ‘ hymns ever written, including Let All the World, O Thou Who earnest From Above and Crown Him with Many Crowns, and reveals the inspi­ rations behind them. (C) (S) Star Portraits with Rolf Harris. David Dickinson poses for three portrait artists against the backdrop of his beautiful Macclesfield home, on the edge of the Peak District — but whose oainting will he choose to keep? (Cj (S) Antiques Roadshow. The team visit Scarborough, where finds include a rare roll of Beatles wallpaper and a passport which once belonged to the world’s smallest man. (C) (S) Holiday 10 Best. Ginny.Buckley takes a look at holidays in, on and around water, including a floating hotel moored in the Canadian wilderness. (C) (S) Down to^ Earth. Frankie tries to deal with losing the baby by throwing her­ self into her work, but Matt feels shut out when she refuses to talk about it, while Tony hopes to make money selling fresh water from Silverdale. Auf Wiedersehen, Pet. Dennis’s first task as gaffer is to pick up a valuable antique bath from Fidel Castro’s country residence and bring it back to Havana as a gift to the ambassador — but the trip takes a sinister twist when Barry, Oz and Neville vanish.


PICK OF THE DAY


star Portraits With Rolf Harris, BBC1, 6.05pm. Ever since David Dickinson became a household name, there have been many colourful descriptions of the Bargain Hunt presen­ ter. He can be summed up quite nicely by quotes such as “The Duke,” and “that charming man.” But finding a way to portray him in three paintings is bound to be a little harder to do. His flamboyant personality is captured on canvas as he poses in the beautiful countryside setting of his


SUNDAY, JANUARY 18Tir ITV1


5.30 ITV Morning News. 6.00 GMTV. 6.00 News. 6.10 The Sunday Programme. 7.30


Diggin’ It. 8.25 Up on the Roof. 9.25 The Premiership. (R) (T) 10.30 The Story Keepers. (R) (T) (S) 11.00 My Favourite Hymns. (T) (S) 12.00 Sunday Supplement. 12.30 Soccer Sunday. (S) 1.00 Jonathan


home in Macclesfield, on the edge of the Peak Dis­ trict. The painters are from a range of backgrounds, but let’s not forget presenter Rolf Harris, himself famed for his artistic talents in whatever style he chooses.


CHANNEL 4


6.00 CBeebies: Fimbles. (R) (C) (S) 6.20 64 Zoo Lane. (R) (C) (S) 6.30 CBBC: The Charlie Brown and Snoopy Show. (R) (C) 6.55 Taz-Mania. (R) (C) (S) 7.15 Looney Tunes. (R) (C) 7.30 Smile. (C) (S) 10.30 Fightbox. (C) (S) 11.00 Sunday Home and Garden. (C) (S) 12.40 Wildlife on Two. (R) (C) (S) 1.10 Sunday Grand­ stand. Introduced by Craig Doyle. (S) I . 15 Sport Plus. 1.30 Steve Redgrave: The Big Interview. 2.00 World Bowls. 3.50 World Indoor Windsurfing..4.00 Neil Hodgson Feature. 4.45 Dakar Rally. 5.00 Wild: Secret Sq u ir re ls . Red squirrels in Formby, Merseyside. Wild: Escape the Elephants.


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The Natural World. An idyllic British river. (R) (C) (S) •


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10.00 Binding Love. The difficulties faced by parents with learning


, disabilities. (C) I I . 00« FILM: Women in Love (1969):.


/ • Classic drama, starring the late; / v Alan Bates'. (C)


1.05 BBC News 24. 2.00 BBC Learning Zone.


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6.00 Russell Grant’s Postcards. (R) (S) 6.10 WideWorld. (R) (T) (S) 6.35 Milkshake! 6.35 Dappledown Farm. (R) (S) 7.00 The Save- Ums! (R) (S) 7.15 The Save-UmsI (R) (S) 7.25 Milkshakel (S) 7.30 Oswald. (R) (S) 7.45 Make Way for Noddy. (R) (S) 8.00 The Book of Pooh. (R) (S) 8.30 A House That’s Just , Like Yours. (R) (S) 9.00 Babar. (R);(S) 9.25


, George Shrinks. (R) (S) 9.55 Snobs., (T) (S) 10.25 A Different Life; (S) 11.00 The Ice-j Cream Machine. (S) 11.15 Aliens Among Us.', (R) (S) 11.30 Braceface. (R) (S) 12.00 Reve-


latrons. (R) (T) (S) 12.35 The Chart. (R) (S) 1.05 five news update. (T) (S) 1.10 FILM: Columbo: A Deadly State of Mind (TVM 1975). Crime drama, starring Peter Falk. (T) (S) 2.35 FILM: Vengeance Valley (1951). Western, starring Burt Lancaster. (T) (S) 4.10 Robot Wars: (T) (S) five news update. 5.10; Dream Holiday Home. (R) (T) (S) ■ 5.40_ five news and sport. Headlines. (T)


5.55p|FILM: Mightyj'Joe!;Young (1998).* SK^Ate'Enjoyable family adventure, starring


8.00.%'“ FILM: Batman Forever (1995). Val | . , - Kilmer dons the cape in this action- j packed sequel, his one and only ouf-‘J


I, ? ,/ '',’ ing'as,the Dark KnighL’.This time, the ? p.-i,"'. -,5 Gotham crimebuster takes on the twin ] Jr t h r e a t s of Two-Face and the Riddler. J t i;/ j '...J im Carrey also stars. (T) (S)


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■12.25 Alias. (T) (S) 1.15 NFL Live. (S) 4.30 ' -FIM World Supercross Grand Prix. (R) (S)


10.20 five news update. Round-up. (T) (S) ,10.25 JF ILM : Porky’s (1982).’ Bawdy sexjj r . .


' comedy." Dan Monahan stars.'j; S .


The Day Britain Stopped. Docu- drama depicting the failure of Britain’s transport infrastructure.-. The Best of Top Gear. Highlights..' This World. Young soccer play­ ers in South Africa. (C) (S)


6.00 The Trap Door. (R) (T) 6.05 Animal Alphabet. (R) (T) 6.10 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 6.35 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 7.00 Oulton Park Gold Cup Festival 2003. (R) (T) 7.30 The Autosport International Show 2004. 8.00 ICC Cricket World. 8.30 Skiing on 4. 9.00 T4: Friends. (R) (T) 9.30 T4: Popworld. 10.25 T4: Hollyoaks. (T) 1.05 T4: Joe Mil­ lionaire. (T) 2.05 T4: Union Jack. (T) 2.35 T4: Friends. (R) (T) 3.15 T4: Will and Grace. (R) (T) 3.45 T4: Slargale SG-1. (T) 4.35 T4: Enterprise. (T) 5.30 Time Team. A mysterious island in Loch Migdale, Scotland. (T)


6.25 Demolition Day. Teams from England and Wales do battle. (T)


7.30 Channel 4 News. Including sport and weather. (T)


8.00 The Voice. The history and devel­ opment o( male singing. (T)


; 9.00 ' - FILM: Dude,: Where’s My Car? " . (2000) Premiere.’ Anarchic ■ comedy, with Seann William Scott.,


>■10.30 • FILM:,Trainspotting (1996).? _


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‘ .'self-destructive . existence" of a'gang of Edinburgh junkies.? Ewan McGregor stars. (T)


12.10 Islam Unveiled. 1.15 FILM: The Hudsucker Proxy (1994). 3.10 FILM: Des­ perate Remedies (1993). 4.45,Truel. 5.00 Countdown. 5.45 The Zack Files. (R) (T)


. Dimbleby Including ITV News and Weath­ er. (T) (S) 1.55 Granada News; Weather. (T) (S) 2.00 FILM: For Your Eyes Only (1981). Roger Moore reprises his role as James Bond in this routine spy thriller, this time attempting to retrieve a vital piece of military hardware. Also starring Topol and


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. Julian Glover. (T) (S) 4.20 Granada News; Weather. (T) (S) 4.35 FILM: Jaws (1975). Steven Spielberg’s blockbusting thriller about a New England seaside town ter­ rorised by a giant killer shark. Roy Schei- der, Richard Dreyfuss stars. (T) (S) 6.45 ITV News; Weather. (T) (S) Emmerdale. Grief grips the village on the day of Tricia’s funeral, and as her daughter is laid to rest, Steph breaks down, but Alan is comforted by a stranger. Else­ where, Charity frets about the trial and Terry stuns Dawn. (T) (S) Coronation Street. Rita refuses to accept Cilia’s out of court settle­ ment, but soon learns who her real friends are when the gossip-mon- gers get to work, and Vera worries Tyrone is going to get hurt. (T) (S) The Royal. A group of drunken mods arrive at the hospital in a shocking state, and: Ken Hopkirk soon makes the grim dis­ covery that they have been drink­ ing industrial alcohol supplied by their friend, theatre technician Alun Morris. (T) (S) ■ < Midsomer Murders. Bamaby and Scott investigate when a prize-wiri-. ning author is murdered on the eve of the Midsomer Literary Festival, held in honour of another deceased writer, Conor Maplin, whose widow hosts a reception to, mark the gathering. The hall is suddenly plunged into darkness, , leading to another killing, and everyone from fellow authors to a; shitty-looking housekeeper come under suspicion. Who could be behind the crimes? (T) (S) ITV Weekend News; Weather. (T): Granada Weather. (T) (S) FILM: Scent of a Woman'(1992).:| Al Pacino gives an Oscar-winning .> performance in this comedy .drama about a blind, hard-drinking •


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2.05 Trisha. (R) (T) (S) 3.00 Survival star; (T) ITV News Headlines.'


' Special. (R) (T) (S) 3.55 World Sport; (R) (T) (S) ITV News. 4.20 ITV Nightscreen. ;


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' 1 2 . 0 0 Sunday Soapbox 1.55 Calendar News 4.20 Calendar News and Sport , ■ 11.14 Local Weather 5.00 Jobfinder '


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5.10 Guilty! 6.00 StarTrek: Voyager. 7.00 Zoids. 7.30 Batman. 6.00 Max Steel. 8.30 Pokemon. 9.00 Yu-G>- Ohl 9.30 America's Dumbest Criminals. 10.00 WWE. 12.00 WWE. 1.00 Gamezville. 2.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 5.00 Relic Hunter. 6.00 Stargate SQ-1.7.00 Malcolm in the Middle. 8.00 The Simpsons. 9.00 Male Plastic Surgery. 10.00 Nip/Tuck. 11.30 Angel. 12.30 WWE. ■ 2.20 The Real Sex in the City. 3.10 Single Girls. 4.05 Cribs. 4.20 Star Trek: Voyager.


S K Y SPO R T S 1


6.00 Soccer AM's All Sports Show. 7.00 Premier Preview. 7.30 Racing News. 8.00 WWE. 9.00 Soccer AM. 12.00 Soccer Saturday. 5.30 Live Football. Sheffield United v West Ham United (Kick-off 5.35pm). 8.00 Live Spanish Football. 10.30 WWE. 12.30 Spanish Football. 2.30 WWE. . 4.30 Max Power. 5.30 Moto Plus.


S K Y SPO R T S 2


6.00 Sports Unlimited. 7.00 European Rugby. 9.00 NBA Basketball. 11.00 World Sport. 11.30 Live Euro Tour Golf. 2.30 Live European Rugby. 7.00 Test Cncket. 10.00 Max Power. 11.00 Squash. 12.00 Live US Tour Golf. The Sony Open. 3.30 Football League.


S K Y SPO R T S 3 7.00 Tight Lines. 8.00 Moto Plus.


8.30 Racing News. 9.00 US Golf. 11.30 Squash. 12.30 Athletics. 1.30 Max Power. 2.30 Squash. 3.30 Athletics. 4.30 Max Power. 5.30 Squash. 6.30 US Golf. 9.00 Euro Golf. 12.00 Rugby. 4.00 Close.


EUROSPORT


7.30 Yoz Magazine. 8.00 Rally. 6.30 Live Cross Country Skiing. The women's 10km classic from Move Mesto. 9.45 Live Cross-Country Skiing. The men's 10km classic from Nove Meslo. 11.30 Live Alpine Skiing. . The . men's downhill in Wengen. 1.30 Live Biathlon. The


men's sprint from Ruhpolding. 3.00 Tennis Stories. 3.15 WTA Tennis. 4.15 Live Ski Jumping. From Zakopane, Poland. 6.15 Mission To Athens. 6.30 Live Football. The Maspalomas tournament final. 8.30 Boxing 9.30 Rally. 10.00 Yoz. 10.30 News. 10.45 ATP-Tennis. 12.15 Rally. 12.45 News. 1.00 Close.


U K GOLD


5.05 Quantum Leap. 6.00 Birds of a Feather. 6.30 Charlie's Angels. 7.30 Doctor Who. 9.00 To the Manor Bom. 9.40 To the Manor Born. 10.20 To the Manor Born. 11.00 To the Manor Bom. 11.40 To the Manor Bom. 12.20 To the Manor Born. 1.00 To the Manor Born. 9.00 My Family. 12.55 FILM: The Dresser. 3.05 My Family. 4.15 Charlie's Angels.


LIVINGTV


5.00 Planet Parent. 5.30 Sheer Cover. 6.00 Victoria Principal's Skincare Range. 6.25 Got The Edge. 6.50 Sheer Cover. 7.00 Hi-5. 7.35 Petals. 7.40 Oswald. 7.55 Jibba Jabba. 8.00 Barney and ^ Friends. 8.30 Busy Buses, 8.35 Timbuctoo. 6.40 Timbuctoo. 8.45 Billy. 8.55 Barney and Friends. 9.25 Hi-5.10.00 The Golden Girls. 10.30 The Golden Girls. 11.00 Babios: Special Delivery.’ 12.00 Celebrity Extra. 12.10 Strong Medicine. 1.05 Strong Medicine. 2.00 FILM: When Billie Beat Bobby. 3.40 Celebrity Extra. 4.00 Meet My Folks. 5.00 Hollywood's Stars. 5.30 Celebrity Extra. 6.00 America's Next Top Model. 7.00 Will and Grace. 7.30 Will and Grace. 8.00 Charmed. 9.00 Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. 10.00 Most Haunted Almost Live: Summer Solstice. 12.00 FILM: In the Line of Fire. 2.20 Celebrity Extra. 2.30 The Wedding Planner. 3.00 Hollywood Star Treatment. 4.00 Women Talk. 4.30 The Golden Girts.


P LU S


5.00 The Rockford Files. 6.00 The Army Game. 6.30 The Protectors. 7.00 The Rockford Files. 8.00 Mind Your Language. 8.30 Not on Your Nellie. 9.00 Coronation Street. 11.30 The Protectors. 12.00 The Rockford Files. 1.00 inspector Alleyn Mysteries. 3.00 FILM: Scorpio. 5.00 FILM: Birdman of Alcatraz. 7.30 The Best of Tommy • Cooper. 8.00 Randall and Hopkirk


(Deceased). 9.00 Another Audience


Starr. 10.00 Canned Carrott. 10.30 The Wheeltappers. 11.00 Les Dawson Show. 11.30 Randall and Hopkirk (Deceased). 12.30 The Best of Tommy Cooper. 1.00 The Wheeltappers.' 1.30 The Army Game. 2.00 Another Audience with Freddie Starr. 3.00 The Equalizer. 4.00 Mind Your Language. 4.30 Les Dawson Show.


SCI-FI


6.00 The Ray Bradbury Theatre. 6.30 The Ray Bradbury Theatre.


7.00 Teleshopping. 10.00 Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s The Lost World. 11.00 Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s The Lost Worid. 12.00 FILM: King Kong. 2.00 The Twilight Zone. 2.30 The Twilight Zone. 3.00 The Twilight Zone. 3.30 The Twilight Zone. 4.00 Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s The Lost World. 5.00 Sir Arthur Conan , Doyle's The Lost World. 6.00 Sliders. 7.00 Sliders. 8.00 FILM: Reptilian. 10.00 FILM: The Void. 11.45 FILM: Tho Lost Voyage. 1.35 Lexx. 2.35 The Outer Limits. 3.35 The Twilight Zone. 4.05 Poltergeist: The Legacy. 5.00 Neon Genesis Evangelion. 5.30 Bubblegum Crisis: Tokyo 2040.


B B C TH R E E


7.00 Liquid Assets. 8.00 Hercules. 9.00 EastEnders Special: The Best of Xmas. 9.10 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 9.40 Two . Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 10.10 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 10.40 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 11.10 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 11.40 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 12.10 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps..


ITV 2


9.25 Emmordale. 12.15 Movies Now. 12.25 Airline. 12.55 Airline. 1.25 Holiday Showdown. 2.30 CO UK. 3.30 The Pitts. 4.00 The Pitts. 4.30 The Planet's Funniest Animals. 5.00 Movies Now. 5.10 Quincy. 6.10 Quincy. 7.15 Holiday Showdown. 8.15 Celebrity Fit Club. 9.15 FILM: Death Becomes Her.' 11.10 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? 12.10 Sugababes: In Profile. 12.40 Craig David: In Profile. 1.10 The Pitts. 1.40 Tho Pitts. 2.05 Office Monkey. 2.30 Sheena. 3.10 Gagging for It. 4.00 Blind Dale Kiss and Tell. 4.55 Trisha. 6.00 Close.


with Freddie


SATELLITE PICK OF THE DAY


Scooby*Doo, S k y Movies 2, 6.30pm. The cowardly canine and chums are brought to life in this live-action comedy based on the ever-popular cartoon, which se e s the gang team up to solve a mystery on the intrigu- ingly named Spooky Island, could ghosts and ghouls re a l ly be behind the s in is te r goings-on, or is it something more mun­ dane? Sarah Michelle Cellar, Matthew Lil- lard, Freddie Prinze Jnr, Rowan Atkinson, Linda Cardellini and Is la F isher star, with Neil Fanning providing Seooby’s voice. ^


S K Y MOVIES 1


6.00 Lionheart (PG) (1986) 8.00 Lightning Jack (PG) (1994) 9.45 Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron (U) (2002) 11.25 Prince Charming (PG) (TVM .'2001) 1.10 Llonhoart (PG) (1986) 3.00 Lightning Jack (PG) (1994) 4.45 Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron (U) (2002) 6.15 Prince Charming (PG) (TVM 2001) 8.00 Queen of the Damned (15) (2002) 9.45 Shallow Hal (12) (2001) 11.45 Tho Skulls II (12) (2002) 1.30 Tho Dish (12) (2000) 3.15 Bophal (15) (1993) 5.20 Movie News


S K Y MOVIES 2


6.30 Quigley (U) (2003) 8.20 Joshua (U) (2002) 9.55 Roxanne (PG) (1987) 11.45 Scooby-Doo (PG) (2002) 1.15 Quigley (U) (2003) 3.00 Joshua (U) (2002) 4.40 Roxanne (PG) (1987) 6.30 Scooby-Doo (PG) (2002) 8.00 Unfaithful (15) (2002) 10.10 Indecent Proposal (15) (1993) 12.10 Terminal Velocity (15) (1994) 1.55 Top Secret! (15) (1984)


3.30 The Ladles Man (15) (2000) 5.00 Joshua (U) (2002)


\ S K Y CINEMA 1 6.00 The Lady from Shanghai (PQ)


(1947) 7.30 Hell Bent for Leather (PG) (1960) 9.00 / til Met By


Moonlight (PG) (1957) 11.00 The Lady from Shanghai (PG) (1947) 12.30 Hell Bent for Leather (PG) (1960) 2.00 111 Met By Moonlight (PG) (1957) 4.00 A Chorus Line (PG) (1965) 6.00 The Wind and tho Lion (PG) (1975) 8.00 Three Colours: White (15) (1994) 10.00 Y Tu MamaTambten (16) (2001) 11.50 The Wind and tho Lion (PG) (1975) 1.55 Starting Over (15) (1979) 3.50 Tho McConnell Story (U) (1955)


S K Y ONE


5.10 StarTrek: Voyager. 6.00 Hour of Power. 7.00 Zoids. 7.30 Batman: Tho Animated Senes. 8.00 Max Steel. 8.30 Pokemon Advanced. 9.00 Yu- Gi-Oh! 9.30 America's pumbest- Cnminals. 10.00 ,WWE: Afterbum.


11.00 WWE: Heat. 12.00 WWE: Tough Enough. 1.00 Gamezville. 2.00 Malcolm: in the - Middle. 2.30 Captain Scarlet and the Mysterons.'^


3.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 4.00 Enterprise., 5.00 Futurama. 5.30 Futurama. 6.00 The Simpsons. 6.30 The Simpsons. 7.00 Malcolm in the Middle. 7.30 ? Scrubs. 8.00 Dream Team. 9.00 Kirsty's Home Videos. 10.00 Sex on tho Job. 11.00 Porno Valley. 11.30 Fear Factor. 12.30 Uncut! Naked in Westminster.'1.20 WWE: Afterbum. 2.10 WWE: Heat.; 3.00 America's Dumbest Criminals.: 3.30 Gamezville. 4.20 Gamezville.


S K Y SPOHTS 1 6.00 Aerobics-Oz Stylo. 6.30 Max'


Power. 7.30 Spanish Football. 9.30 FIFA’s Centenary Year. 10.00 FIFA’s • Centenary Year.-10.30 Jimmy Hill’s Sunday Supplement. 11.30 Goals on Sunday, s 2.00 ; Jimmy Hill’s ;


Sunday Supplement. 3.00 Live Super Sunday. Chelsea v Birmingham City (Kick-off 4.05pm). 6.35 FIFA's Centenary Year. 7.05 FIFA’s Centenary Year. 7.35 Live Spanish Football. A top game from the Primera Llga. 10.00 Football Special.* 11.00 WWE: Late Night —


Velocity. 12.00 FIFA’s Centenary Year. 12.30 FIFA's Contonory Year. 1.00 Spanish Football. 3.00 European Rugby Special.


S K Y SPO R T S 2 ; Close.


6.00 Watersports World. 7.00 Surf Mag. 7.30 European Rugby. 11.00 Surf Mag. 11.30 Powerboating^ 12.00' Live European Rugby. Leeds Tykes v Edinburgh Rugby (Kick-off 1.00pm) and Sale Sharks v Leinster (Kick-off 3.00pm).'. 5.00 Surf Mag. 5.30 Powerboaling. 6.00 US Tour Golf. 9.30 Euro Tour Golf. 12.30 Live US Tour Golf. The Sony Open. 3.00


S K Y SPO R T S 3


. 3.00 Watersports World. 4.00 World Motor Sport. 6.30 Sailing. 7.00 Walersports World. 8.00 European





Close.,' ^ EUROSPORT


Rugby Special. 11.00 Surf . Mag. 11.30 Watersports World. 12.30


: from Italy. 11.00 Live Biathlon. The women's', and men’s pursuit in Ruhpolding. 12.45 Ski Jumping. 1.30 Rally. 2.00 Live Italian Football. Roma V : Sampdorla (Kick-off 2.00pm). 3.45 Live Luge/. From Winterberg, Germany. ■ 4.45: Ski Jumping. 6.30 Rally. 7.00 Live Italian Football. A top game. 9.30 Rally. 10.00 Ski Jumping. 10.45 News Report. -11,00 • Live Tennis. ■


7.30 Rally. 8.00 Ski Jumping. 8.30 Live: Alpine - Skiing.. Men's slalom action from ; Wengen. 9.45 Live Alpine Skiing. The women's downhill


Australian Open. U K GOLD


5.10 Quantum Loap. 6.00 Birds of a Feather. 6.30 Charlie's Angels. 7.30 Quantum Loap. 8.30 Quantum


r Manor Bom.-1.55 To the Manor Born. 2.35 Goodnight Sweetheart. 3.15 Goodnight Sweetheart. 3.55 As Time Goes By. 4.35 FILM: A Caribbean Mystery.: 6.50 Hetty Wainthropp Investigates. 7.55 Hetty Wainthropp Investigates.. 9.00 My - Family. ; .


. * ' - 9.40 ■


My Family. 10.20 Have I Got News for You. 11.00 Room 101.11.40 My Family. ,-12.20 My Family. 1.00


Have I Got News for You. 1.40 Room 101. 2.20 Taggart.:


LiV iNG TV


5.00 The Golden Girls.'5.30 Sheer :Cover. 5.40 Get The Edge. 6.05


Leap. 9.30 Doctor Who. 11.00 The A-Team. 12.00 As Time Goes By. ■ ,12.40 As.Timo Goes By. 1.15 To Iho


6.30 Squash. 7.30 Sailing. 8.00 US Golf. 11.30 Live Euro Tour Golf. The ' South African Open. 2.30 Sailing.


Victoria Principal's Skincare Range. 6.30 Sheer Cover. 7.00 Hi-5. 7.35 Petals. 7.40 Oswald. 7.55 Jibba Jabba. 8.00 Barney and Friends. 8.30 Busy Buses. 8.35 Tlmbuctoo.


'8.40 Timbuctoo. 8.45 Billy. 8.55 Barney and Friends. 9.25 Hi-5.10.00 The Golden Girls. 10.30 The Golden Girls. 11.00 J-Lo: The Rise & Rise Of.: 11.55 Celebrity Extra. 12.00 Meet My Folks. 1.00 Charmed. 1.55 America's Next Top Model. 2.55 Celebrity Extra. 3.00 FILM: Gaby: A True Story. 5.00 Will and Grace. 5.30 Will and Grace. 6.00 Access Hollywood. 7.00 Best Red Carpet Moments. 7.30 Hollywood’s Stars. 8.00 Charmed. 8.55 Celebrity Extra. 9.00 Most Haunted Unseen. 10.00 CSI: Miami, i 11.00 Cold Squad. 12.00 A Haunting in Georgia. 1.50 Life with Bonnie..


P LUS


5.00 The Equalizer. 6.00 Emmerdale. 8.30 Mind Your Language. 9.00 Hart to Hart. 10.00 Inspector-Alleyn Mysteries. 12.00 The Memoirs of Sherlock Holmes. 1.00 FILM: Sparkling Cyanide. 3.00 FILM: Sweet Smell of Success. 5.00 FILM: Valdez Is .Coming. 7.00 In Sickness ' and in Health. 7.30 Rising Damp. 8.00 Hornblower. 10.00 Canned Carrott. 10.30 The Wheeltappers.


SCI-FI


t Farscapo. 12.00 Sliders. 1.00 Sliders. 2.00 FILM:: Reptilian. 4.00 > FILM: Batteries Not Included. 6.00 -The Sentinel. . 7.00 Tremors. Residents of - Perfection are : threatened by a pack of escaped : 'Shriokor' monsters. 6.00 Frank Herbert's Dune. 10.00 FILM: The Man Who Fell to Earth. 12.30 Millennium. 1.30 Millennium. 2.30 FILM: Amazon Women on the Moort 4.05 Poltergeist: The Legacy. 5.00 Neon Genesis Evangelion. 5.30


6.00 Tho Ray Bradbury Theatre. 6.30 The Ray Bradbury Theatre. 7.00 Teleshopping. 10.00 Farscape. 11.00


The - Bubblegum Crisis: Tokyo 2040. . B B C TH R E E


Dreams. * 12,25 .


7.00 Colosseum: Romo's Arena of Death. 8.00 Hercules. 9.00 FILM: Stargate. 10.55 Nighty Night. 11.25 ' Tower . Block ■


Hercules.'1.20 Liquid Assets. 2.20 Prams, Parenting and Partying. •;


ITV 2


. Lance Burton: Master Magician.' 1.30 Movios Now. 1.45 Emmerdale.


9.25 Who Wants to Bo a Millionaire? 10.25 CD UK. 11.30 i The Pills. 12.00 The Pitts. 12.30


'4.30 Coronation Street. 7.00 The Pitts. 7.30 The Pitts. 8.00 It’s Good To Bo. 8.30 It's Good To Bo. 9.00 i 'Being Simon Cowell.;Portrait of the


/ Pop Idol judge. 10.00 Coronation Street. 10.30 Makeovers from Hell. ;


-11.35 It's Good To Be. 12.05 It’s/ Good To Bo. 12.35 Cold Foot.:1.40 : Tho • Nakod


Truth.


2.10 The Naked Truth. 2.30 The Naked Truth. 2,55 Club Reps. . . ;


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