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6.00 CBeebies: Fimbles. (Ft) (C ) (S ) 6.20 Pingu. (R) 6.25 CBBC: Captain Abercromby. (R) (C) (S) 6.40 ChuckleVision. (R) (C) (S) 7.00 Tom and Jerry Kids. (C) 7.25 Taz-Mania. (R) (C ) (S ) 7.45 U BO S . (R) (C ) (S ) 8.10 Arthur. (R) (C) (S) 8.35 Rugrats. (C) (S) 9.00 Th e Saturday Show. (C ) (S ) 12.00 BBC News; Weather. (C) 12.10 Grandstand. The 132nd Open Championship. Coverage continues on BBC Two. (C) (S) 5.00 News; Regional News; Weather. (C) 5.20 Meet My Folks. Keryn Rigley lets her mum and dad choose her a holiday partner from three possible suitors — will Richard, James or Matthew be the lucky man? (C) (S)


6.10 Th e Vicar of Oibley. Geraldine is rocketed to stardom on Terry Wogan’s radio show, and the Dibley Gala organisers prepare (or a knockout performance. (R) (C) (S)


6.40 The Weakest Link Special: Reality TV . Contestants, including The Salon’s Adee, Mr Right’s Lance Gerrard-Wright and Catalina from I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here! face the wrath of Anne Robinson in a charity edition of the quiz. (C) (S)


7.30 Th e National Lottery : Winning Lines. Phillip Schofield returns for a new series of the quick-fire quiz which gives contestants the chance to win a once-in-a-lifetime round-the-world trip. Includes the Lotto, Lotto Extra and Thunderball draws. (C) (S)


8.15 FILM: Deep Impact (1997). A veter­ an astronaut is called out of retire­ ment and entrusted with the task of destroying a comet the size of New York before it collides with Earth and wipes out the whole of mankind. Apocalyptic sci-fi thriller, starring


Robert Duvall, Tea Leoni, Morgan Freeman and Vanessa Redgrave. (C)


10.05 BBC News; Weather; (C ) National Lottery Update.


10.25 FILM: Rambo: First Blood Part I! (1985). Explosive action adventure in which Sylvester Stallone returns to the jungles of Vietnam on a life-or-


, death mission to rescue American PoWs. With Richard Crenna. (C) (S)


,11.55 F ILM : Listen (1996). A woman


becomes obsessed with erotic tele­ phone calls — until she realises the girls involved are being murdered.


Adult thriller, with Brooke Langton. (C)


1.30 Patrick Kielty Almost Live. With Denis Leary. (R) (C) (S) 1.30 Weatherview. 2.10 Top of the Pops. (R) (C) (S) 2.40 BBC News 24.


created ways of observing and dealing with these developments. This documentary explores this golden age of fiction. Authors such as Dickens and George Eliot created some of literature’s great


9t®3t social and economic change and the novel


holiday reading, the novel is the world’s most successful art form. The 19th century was a time of


The Story of the Novel, Channel 4, 8.00pm. Away from its image of trashy paperbacks and


female characters, as well as depicting the grime, crowds and machinery of the Industrial Revolution. Douglas Henshaw reads extracts from various novels.


CHANNEL 4


6.00 Weekend 24. (C ) 10.00 Live Golf. Th e Open Championship. Coverage continues on BBC One. (C) (S) 12.10 See Hear! (S) 12.55 This Land. (R) (C ) (S) 1.25 Living Famously. (R) (C ) (S) 2.25 Talking Movies. (C) 2.50 FILM: The Robe


(1953). Epic religious drama, starring Richard Burton and Jean Simmons. (C) 5.00 Live Golf. Steve Rider presents the closing stages of the third round at the Open Champi­ onship in Sandwich. (C) (S)


7.25 Miss Marple: Th e y Do It with Mirrors. The ageing sleuth is invited to London by an old friend, who takes her to a mansion where a killer soon strikes. Mystery, with Joan Hickson. (R)


9.15 In Search of Shakespeare. Michael Wood concludes his series by tracing events in the playwright’s life during the reign of King James I. (C) (S)


10.15 Have I Got Old News for You. With Rich Hall, Ross Noble and Andrew Neil. (R) (C) (S)


10.45 Golf. Gary Lineker presents Open Championship highlights. (C) (S)


11.45 I Love 1974. Roobarb and Custard tell the story of the year. (R) (C) (S)


12.45 FILM: The Long Riders (1980) Western, starring Keith Carradine and David Carradine. (C) (S) 2.20 Close. 3.00 BBC Learning Zone. (C) 5.00 Close.


FIVE


6.00 Russell Grant’s Postcards. (R) (S) 6.10 WideWorld. (R) (T ) (S) 6.35 WideWorld. (R) (T ) (S) 7.00 Sunrise. (S) 7.55 Milkshake!: Shake! 8.00 Gadget and the Gadgetinis. (S) 8.25 Roobarb. (R) 8.30 Beyblade. (S) 8.55 Dan Dare: Pilot of the Future. (R) (S) 9.25 Xcalibur. (S) 10.00 Max Steel. (R) (S) 10.30 Beast Wars. (S ) 11.00 The Adventures of Sinbad. (S) 11.55 The Tribe. (T ) (S) 12.55 Popular. (R) (T) (S) 1.50 Our Hero. (T) IS) 2.20 U SA High. (R ) (T ) (S ) 2.45 Flaunt Chart Show. (R) (S) 3.15 Home and Away. (T ) (S)


5.20 F ILM : C o lum b o C r ies Wolf 7.10 five news and sport. (T) (S)


(TVM 1990). Detective drama, starring Peter Falk and Ian Buchanan, ( l )


7.25 Charmed. Piper and Leo strive to get married in secret. (R) (T ) (S)


8.15 High School Reunion. Dan B finds himself at the centre of a tug-of-love between Nicole and Natasha. (T) (S)


9.05 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. The team investigate when amovie star is implicated in a murder. (R) (T)


10.00 Law and Order: Special Victims


Unit. New series. Spin-off drama, with Dann Florek; (T) (S) five news late.


10.55 Law and Order. The team investigate an abduction and murder. (R) (T ) (S)


1.30 FILM: AThin Line Between Love and Hate (1996). Comedy, with Martin Lawrence. (T) 3.15 FILM: Runaway! (TVM 1973) Thriller, with Ben Johnson. 4.25 First Wave. 5.10 Sons and Daughters. (R) 5.35 Sons and Daughters. (R)


11.55 FILM: The Terror Inside (TVM 1996). Thriller, with Heather Locklear. (T ) (S)


6.10 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 6.35 The Hoobs. (R) (T ) 7.00 Speedway Grand Prix. (T ) 8.00 Trans World Sport. (T ) 9.00 The Morning Line. 10.00 The Cricket Show, (T) 10.30 Friends. (R) (T ) 10.55 Friends. (R) (T ) 11.25 Big Brother. (R ) 11.55 Big Brother. (R ) 12.25 Popworld Meets Beyonce. (T ) 12.55 Turning Legally Blonde Too. (T) 1.30 Channel 4 attheraces from Newbury, Newmarket and Market Rasen. Today’s nine-feature flat and


jump races. (T ) 4.00 Brookside. (T) 5.30 Th e Real George V. Th e man behind the House of Windsor. (R)


7.00 Channel 4 News. (T) 7.30 4Dance. New series of short films, beginning with Urge. (T)


8.00 The Story of the Novel. A look at nineteenth-century fiction. (T)


9.00 Big Brother. Full coverage as the


housemates are given their final Saturday night challenge. (T)


9.35 FILM: Hackers (1995). Comput- . ,er-mad teenagers team up to foil •the plans of an adult hacker.


11.35 Big Brother Live. 12.40 World Rally Championship. 1.10 Twenty20 Cricket. 1.40 FILM: Ed Gein (2000). Premiere. Biopic, starring Steve Railsback. (T ) 3.10 First Person. (R) 3.40 For Your Love. (R) (T ) 4.05 For Your Love. (R) (T ) 4.30 Norm. (R) (T ) 4.55 Norm. (R) (T) 5.15 Countdown. (R) (T) (S)


Thriller, with Jonny Lee Miller. (T )


5.30 ITV Morning News. 6.00 GM TV : Wheels on the Bus. 6.05 Macdonald’s Farm. 6.20 Ni Ni’s Treehouse. 6.45 Boohbah. 7.05 Diggin’ It. 9.25 SMTV Live. (T) 11.30 CD UK. 12.20 ITV News; Weath- er. (T ) 12.25 Granada News; Weather. 12.30 The Goodwood Festival of Speed 2003. (T ) (S) 1.30 F1: British Grand Prix Qualifying. Jim Rosenthal presents live coverage of the final qualifying session at Silyerstone, the 11th round of the 2003 Drivers and Constructors’ World Championships. Commentary by James Allen. (T ) 3.30 British Touring Cars. 4.30 The Planet's Funniest Animals. Trouble­ some pets and wild animals. 4.45 Grana­ da News; Weather. (T ) 4.59 Pollen Count. 5.00 ITV News; Weather. (T) 5.20 Th e Sketch Show. Quick-fire comedy sketches, starring Kitty Flannagan, Lee Mack, Jim Tavare, Karen Taylor and Tim Vine. (T) IS)


5.50 FILM: The Lost World: Jurassic


Park (1997). Thrilling sequel to Steven Spielberg's 1993 block­ buster. Jeff Goldblum, reprising his role as Dr Ian Malcolm, reluctantly travels to another island populated by DNA-bred dinosaurs — which


don’t take kindly to human visitors: Julianne Moore co-stars. (T ) (S)


8.15 The Vault. Melanie Sykes pre­ sents the high-stakes game show


in which contestants compete to win a £100,000 grand prize — and if they fail, viewers are given the chance to pocket the cash. (T) (S)


9.15 Sta r T re k : After Th e y Were Famous. Thirty-seven years after the sci-fi phenomenon first burst onto American TV screens, the stars of the classic original series reminisce. William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy, Nichelle Nichols, James Doohan, George Takei and Walter Koenig recall their time on the show and reflect on the ups and downs of fame. (T ) (S)


10.15 Th e Sketch Show. Quick-fire gags and sharp comedy sketches, featuring the zany talents of Kitty Flannagan, Lee Mack, Jim Tavare, Karen Taylor and Tim Vine. (T ) (S)


10.45 ITV Weekend News; Weather. (T) 11.00 Fortysomething. Paul descends into the depths of paranoia as put- upon wife Estelle starts receiving romantic e-mails from his col­ league Dr Pilfrey — and to make matters worse, youngest son


Edwin forges encouraging replies to the amorous medic. (T) (S)


12.04 Granada Weather. (T) 12.05 FILM: Mars Attacks! (1996). Tim Burton’s spoof of low-budget Fifties sci-fi movies, about Earth's efforts to repel an invasion by seemingly invincible Martians. Jack Nichol­ son heads the all-star cast; (T ) (S) ITV News Headlines. 1.50 Tour de France 2003. 2.40 CD UK. (R) (T ) (S) 3.25 Turn On Terry; (R) (T) (S) ITV News Headlines. 3.50 Entertainment Now. (R) (T ) 4.15 Cybernet. (R) (T ) 4.45 ITV Nightscreen.


YORKSHIRE


12.25 Calendar News; Weather 4.45 Cal­ endar News; Sport 12.04 Local Weather


Training Day, Sky Movies Premier, 10.00pm. Detective Sgt Alonzo Harris (Denzel Washington) is a member of the LAPD under­ cover narcotics squad and has been putting criminals behind bars for 13 years. Well respected by his fellow officers, Harris operates above the law and believes that offi­ cers should use any method to catch their guy. He isn’t averse to pocketing dirty money from covert drugs busts, or sampling seized nose candy himself. Plenty of bang, but when the smoke lifts, you can’t help but feel unsatisfied.


SKY MOVIES PREMIER


5.25 Boys Klub (PG) (2001) 7.10 The New Adventures of Pippi Longstocklng (U) (1987) 8.55


Josie end the Pussycats (PG) (2001) 10.45 The Sorcorer's Apprentice (PG) (2001) 12.20 Bubbles 12.40 Serendipity (PG) (2001) 2.30 The New Adventures of Pippi Longstocking (U) (1987) 4.15 The Sorcerer's Apprentice (PG) (2001) 5.50 Josie and the Pussycats (PG) (2001) 7.30 Movie Nows 8.00 Serendipity (PG) (2001) 9.40 Creature Features Preview 10.00 Training Day (18) (2002) 12.05 Little Nicky (12) (2000) 1.40 Animal Attraction (12) (2001) 3.20 Whore the Heart Is (12) (2000)


SKY MOVIES MAX


5.00 Submerged (PG) (2001) 6.45 Lloyd (PG) (2000) 8.15 Changing Hearts (PG) (2002) 10.00 The Toy (PG) (1983) 11.45 Frozen Impact (PG) (TVM 2002) 1.25 Changing Hearts (PG) (2002) 3.05 The Toy (PG) (1983) 4.50 Frozen Impact (PG) (TVM 2002) 6.30 Hot Shots! Port Deux (PG) (1993) 8.00 Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story (15) (1993) 10.00 Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13lh (15) (2000) 11.30 Hulk Exclusive 11.55 The Shadow (12) (1994) 1.45 Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth (18) (1991) 3.25 Shredder (15) (2001) 4.55 Lloyd (PG) (2000)


SKY MOVIES CINEMA


6.00 Dante’s Inferno (PG) (1935) 7.35 No Sex Please, We’re British! (PG) (1973) 9.10 April in Paris (U) (1953) 11.00 Paint Your Wagon (PG) (1970) 1.40 Danto’s Inferno (PG) (1935) 3.30 No Sex Please, We’re British! (PG) (1973) 5.20 Paint Your Wagon (PG) (1970) 8.00 Intersection (15) (1994) 9.45 Clear and Present Danger (12) (1994) 12.10 Richard Pryor Live on the Sunset Strip (18) (1982) 1.35 Casual Sex? (15) (1988) 3.10


Clear and Present Danqer (12) (1994)


' SKY ONE 5.10 Guilty! 6.00 Star Trek: The Next


Generation. 7.00 Batman: The Animated Series. 7.30 Zoids. 8.00 Mato Korrigan. 8.30 Pokemon. 9.00 Yu-Gi-Ohi 9.30 Futurama. 10.00


WWE: Smackdown. 12.00 WWE: Bottom Line. 1.00 Futurama. 1.30 America’s Dumbest Criminals. 2.00


Star Trek: The Next Generation. 5.00 Dinotopia. 6.00 Buffy the Vampire Slayer. 7.00 The Simpsons. 8.00 Futurama. 8.30 Malcolm in lho Middlo. 9.00 When Celebrities Attract. 10.00 FILM: Stephen King’s The Night Flier. 11.50 Alias..


SKY SPORTS 1


6.00 Aerobics Oz Style. 6.30 Netbustors. 7.30 Racing News. 8.00 World Sport Special. 8.30 Soccer


AM. 10.30 Live Twenty20 Cricket. 2.00 Extra Covor. 2.30 Live Twenty20 Cricket. 6.00 World Yachting. 6.30 World Sport Special. 7.00 Live Twenty20 Cricket. 10.00 WWE: Late Night — Smackdown. 12.00 Nctbusters. 1.00 Live Motor Racing. The Firestone Indy 200. 3.00 WWE: Late Night — Smackdown.


5.00


Wild Spirits. 5.30 World Yachting. SKY SPORTS 2


6.00 Sports Unlimited. 7.00 Aerobics Oz Style. 7.30 WWE: Wrestling Classics. 8.30 Super League. 10.30 Live Australian Rugby League. 12.30 World Sport Special. 1.00 Max Power. 2.00 Live Pool. 5.30 Moto Plus. 6.00 Max Power. 7.00 Live Pool. 10.30 Super League. 12.30 Australian Rugby League. 2.30 International Rugby Union.


4.30


Max Powor. 5.30 Max Power. SKY SPORTS 3


7.00 Tight Lines. 8.00 US Tour Golf. 10.00 World Yachting. 10.30 World Motor Sport. 1.00 Netbusters. 2.00 Livo International Rugby Union. 4.30 World Sport Special. 5.00 Netbusters. 6.00 Livo Super Leaguo. Wakelield Trinity Wildcats v Castleford Tigers (Kick-off 6.00pm). 8.00 Live US Tour Golf. 11.00 Ten-Pin Bowling. 12.00 Close.


EUROSPORT 7.30 Football. 9.30 Swimming.


10.00 Cycling. 10.30 Livo Cycling. 5.00 Formula 3000. 6.00 Live Swimming. The men’s 10m diving final. 7.00 Football. 9.00 Cycling 10.00 News. 10.15 WATTS. 10.45 Yoz Session. 11.15 Beach Volleyball. 12.15 Swimming. 12.45 News. 1.00 Close.


UK GOLD


5.30 Eldorado. 6.00 Hi-do-Hi! 6.35 it Ain’t Half Hot. Mum. 7.15 Doctor Who. 9.00 Charlie's Angels. 10.00 The New Adventures of Superman. 11.00 The New Adventures of Superman. 12.00 Casualty. 1.00 Casually. 2.00 Casualty. 3.00 Casualty. 4.00 Casualty. 5.00 Casualty. 6.00 Casualty. 7.00 Open All Hours. 7.40 Open All Hours. 8.20 Open All Hours. 9.00 FILM: Top Gun. 11.00 Doctor Who. 1.55 Open All Hours. 2.35 Open All Hours. 3.10 Open All Hours. 3.45 Lee Evans’ So What Now? 4.20 Dallas.


LiVINGTV


5.00 Unsolved Mysteries. 5.2S Celebrity Extra. 5.30 Time Life


Music: Classic Country. 6.00 Get The Edge. 6.30 Victoria Principal’s Skincare Range. 7.00 Hi-5. 7.35 Little Antics. 7.40 Busy Buses. 7.45 Timbuctoo. 7.50 Barney. 8.25 Elmo’s World. 8.40 Elmo's World. 8.55 Barney. 9.25 Hi-5. 10.00 The Golden Girls. 10.30 The Golden Girls. 11.00 Ricki Lake. 11.50 Montel Williams. 12.40 Sixth Sense. 1.10


9.00 soaQuest 2032.11.00 The Chronicle. 12.00 FILM: Bigfoot and


the Hendersons. 2.00 The Twilight Zone. 2.30 The Twilight Zone. 3.00 seaQuest 2032. 4.00 seaQuest 2032. 5.00 The Ray Bradbury Theatre. 5.30 Ultimate Gamer. 6.00 Witchblade. 7.00 Witchblade. 8.00 FILM: Star Command. 10.00 FILM: Soulkceper. 12.00 FILM: Audition..


BBC THREE


7.00 FILM: Star Trek: First Contact 8.45 Alistair McGowan’s Big


Impression. 9.00 3 Non-Blondos. 9.30 3 Non-Blondes. 10.00 3 Non- Blondes. 10.30 3 Non-Blondes. 11.00 3 Non-Blondes. 11.30 3 Non- Blondes. 12.00 Oiners. 12.30 Sex Warts and All USA. 1.00 3 Non- Blondes. 4.00Closo.


ITV 2


9.25 Emmerdalo. 11.50 Coronation Stroel. 1.40 The Planet's Funniest Animals. 2.10 Holiday Airport*


Lanzarote. 3.10 Drop! The Celebrity! 4.10 Drop! The Celebrity: Chuting Stars. 4.40 How Do I Look? 5.40 CD UK. 6.30 Chart Choice. 6.45 Hulk British Premiere. 7.15 Tour de France 2003. 8.15 Holiday Airport: Lanzarote. 9.15 FILM: Volcano. 11.10 Pleasure Seekers. 11.40 Riots: Mobs Out of Control. 12.35 Run For Cover. 1.25 The Race. 2.20 Toleshopping. 3.20 Blind Date Kiss and Tell. 4.10 Mr Right Now. 5.00 Trisha. 6.00 Close.


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Beyond. 1.35 Crossing Over. 2.00 Loose Lips. 4.10 Queen Latifah. 5.00 The Nanny. 5.30 Celebrity Extra. 6.00 According to Jim. 6.30 Will and Grace. 7.00 Will and Grace. 7.30 Hollywood’s Stars. 8.00 Beyond. 8.30 Crossing Over. 9.00 Most Haunted. 10.00 Psychic School. 11.00 What Men Want. 11.30 What Men Want. 12.00 Ricki Lake. 12.50 Montel Williams. 1.40 FILM: A House of Secrets and Lies. 3.25 Celebrity Extra. 3.30 Judge Judy. 3.55 Judge Judy. 4.20


Celebrity Extra. 4.30 The Golden Girls.


PLUS


5.00 The Dukes of Hazzard. 6.00 The Beverly Hillbillies. 6.30


Dempsey and Makepeace. 7.30 The Persuaders. 8.30 Pleaso Sir! 9.00 Coronation Street. 11.30 Doctor in the House. 12.00 Dempsey and Makepeace. 1.00 The Persuaders. 2.00 Randali and Hopkirk (Deceased). 3.00 Van der Valk. 4.00 Police Woman. 5.00 The Professionals. 6.00 The Dukes of Hazzard. 7.00 Agatha Christie's Partners in Crime. 8.00 Randall and Hopkirk (Deceased). 9.00 Kavanagh QC. 10.30 More of Carrott’s Juicy Bits. 11.00 The Knock. 12.00 The Professionals. 1.00 Dempsoy and Makepeace. 2.00 Kavanagh QC. 3.30 Spitting Image. 4.00 Agatha Christie’s Partners in Crimo.


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6.00 Breakfast. (C) (S) 9.00 Breakfast with Frost. (C) (S) 10.00 The Heaven and Earth Show. (S) 11.00 Live Golf. The Open Cham­ pionship. Coverage continues on BBC Two. (C) (S) 12.00 BBC News; Weather. (C) 12.10 EastEnders. (C ) (S ) 2.10 Live Golf. The 132nd Open Championship reaches a conclusion at Royal St George’s in Sandwich. Steve Rider presents all the action as the players at the top of the leaderboard bid to succeed Ernie Els as champion. Subsequent programmes subject to change. (C) (S) 6.45 A ntiq ue s Roadshow. Th e team examine finds in Newport in Gwent, including a large teapot, a rare Hungarian vase and an enormous painting of Britannia. (R) (C) (S)


7.30 News; Regional News; Weather. (C) 7.55 Only Fools and Horses. Always one to jump on the latest passing band­ wagon, Del-Boy goes eco-friendly and decides to create a better world for baby Damien and his generation — but can he really do it by starting his own bottled water business’ David Jason stars. (R) (C) (S)


9.00 Elephant: Spy in the Herd. David Attenborough presents a programme which uses the latest technology to capture animals' intimate moments. Special cameras — disguised as piles of dung and floating in muddy rivers — focus on the activities of African elephants, including fighting bulls and a newborn calf, in an attempt to learn more about their intelligence and emotions. (C) (S)


10.00 BBC News at Ten O’clock; Weather. 10.15 B B C Proms 2003. Th e Nation’s Favourite Prom from the Royal Albert Hall. Charles Hazelwood introduces the BBC Concert Orchestra, conducted by Barry Wordsworth, in a performance of popular classics, including award-winning naturalist David Attenborough, who makes his


Prom debut narrating Prokofiev’s family favourite Peter and the Wolf. Plus, talented solo violinist Janine


Jansen plays Vaughan Williams’ The Lark Ascending; (C) (S) Weatherviaw.


11.50 -FILM: Downhill Racer (1969).' ; Ambitious skier, Robert Rodtord is


, selected for the USA Winter Olympic i team but finds his inflated ego threat-;


- , ens his chances of success. Sporting •


; . . drama, also starring Gene Hackman/ ■ Camilla Sparv, Karl Michael Volger .- and Dabney Coleman. (C) (S)


1.30 BBC News 24.


Elephant: Spy in the Herd, BBC1, 9.00pm. No, this isn’t, as the title may suggest, James Bond’s latest secret weapon — it’s a serious documentary in which the film-makers use a hidden camera to spy on the huge creatures. It’s a timely insight into the African beasts, which have suf­ fered due to poaching. The hunters tend to kill the larger, older elephants, but this has serious conse­ quences for the rest of the herd. The dominant


BBC2


6.30 CBeebies: Fimbles. (R) (C) (S) 6.50 CBBC: Fix and Foxi. (R) (C) (S) 7.05 New Scooby-Doo Mysteries Show. (R) (C) 7.30 Smile. (C) (S) 10.30 UGetMe. (R) (C) (S) 11.15 The Super League Show. 12.00 Live Golf. Th e Open Championship. Coverage continues on BBC One. (C) (S) 2.10 Th e Natural World. (R ) (C ) (S ) 3.00 FILM: Thunder Bay (1953). Action adventure, with James Stewart. (C ) 4.40 F ILM: Broken Arrow (1950). Western, starring James Stewart. (C) 6.10 Songs of Praise. Pam Rhodes begins a series of highlights. (C)


6.45 Some Mothers Do ’Ave ’Em. Frank applies for a job. (R) (C)


7.15 Correspondent. North Korea’s leader Kim Jong-il. (C) (S)


8.00 To p Gear. Jeremy Clarkson climbs aboard a Bellagio Land Rover. Last in series. (C) (S)


9.00 F ig h tin g the War. Baghdad comes under fire from the cruise missiles of HMS Splendid. (C) (S)


10.00 24. Palmer manages to force


Novick to reveal Prescott’s plan to hold acompetence hearing. (C)


10.45 Golf. Gary Lineker presents Open Championship highlights. (C) (S)


11.45 Dead Ringers. Satirical impres­ sions and sketches. (R) (C) (S)


12.15 FILM: Lawn Dogs (1997). Drama, starring Sam Rockwell. (C ) (S ) 1.50 Close. 2.00 BBC Learning Zone. (C)


FIVE


6.00 Russell Grant’s Postcards. (R) (S) 6.05 WideWorld. (R) (T) (S) 6.30 Milkshake!: Dap- pledown Farm. 6.55 Hi-5. (R) (S) 7.30 Oswald. (R) (S) 7.45 Make Way for Noddy. (R) (S) 8.00 Bear in the Big Blue House. (R) (S) 8.30 The Save-Urns! (S) 8.45 The Save-Ums! (S) 9.00 Babar. (R) (S ) 9.25 Redwall. (R ) IS) 9.55 Wishbone. (R) (S) 10.30 Braceface. (S) 11.00 Don't Blame the Koalas. (R) (S) 11.30 FAQ (S) 112.00 Revelations. (R) (S) 12.30 five news update. (T ) (S) 12.45 Divine Designs. (R) m (S) 1.15 FILM: OSS (1946). Wartime adven­


ture, starring Alan Ladd. (T ) (S) 3.20 FILM:


The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance (1962). John Ford Western, with James Stewart. (T) 5.40 five news and sport. (T ) (S) 5.55 Danger! Incoming Attack. (T ) (S) 6.25 . FILM: Beverly Hills Ninja (1997). Art


overweight would-be_ ninja gets embroiled in a counterfeiting opera- • tion. Comedy, with Chris' Farley. (T) (S)


8.00 The World’s Most Stupid Criminals. The idiotic antics of the criminally inane; (T ) (S) live news at 9.


9.00 Bruce Lee: A Warrior’s Journey. Profile of the kung fu legend, chroni­ cling his struggle to find fame, with footage shot by the man himself. (T)


10.00FILM:Enterthe;Dragon(1973).'’ 1 Martial arts thriller,' starring Bruce Lee ;i k ’ as a secret agent who enters a '


’. -V np-holds-barred kurig fu contest in a j


! . ; . bid to infiltrate a drugs ring* (T )'(S );v'i -"; i 12.05 Bruce Lee: The Lost lnterview.(T)’(S ) ‘ 12.40 This Week in Baseball. (S) 1.00 Major League Baseball. (S) 4.40 AMA Motocross.


females build up a social memory as they get older, enabling them to recognise whether an outsider is a friend or foe. This documentary attempts to {earn more about elephants’ intelligence and emotions.


CHANNEL 4


6.00 Grabbit the Rabbit. (R) 6.10 The Hoobs. (R) 6.35 The Hoobs. (R) 7.00 Insektors. (R) (T) 7.15 Salty’s Lighthouse. (R) (T) 7.40 Pelswick. (R) (T) 8.05 Totally Spies! (R) 8.30 Spider-Man. (T ) 9.00 T4: Hulk: The Lowdown. 9.30 T4: Popworld. 10.30 T4: As If. 11.15 T4: Hollyoaks. (T) I . 20 T4: As If. 1.50 T4: Big Brother’s Little Brother. 2.55 FILM: Mysterious Island (1961). Sci-fi adventure, starring Michael Craig. (T ) 4.45 Full Metal Challenge. (T ) 5.50 Smallville: Superman the Early Years. Lana helps Clark celebrates his birthday. (T)


6.40 Smallville: Superman the Early Years. Clark makes a discovery about his origins. Last in series.


7.30 Channel 4 News. (T) 8.00 A French Affair. As election day draws near in the sleepy village of Curtil-Vergy, hotelier Yves Chaley plots to replace the mayor. (T)


9.00 Big Brother. Highlights of last Friday and Saturday, with analysis of the housemates’ behaviour. (T)


10.00 Six Feet Under. Nikolai proves to be a terrible patient. (T)


I I . 15 Top 10: Love Songs. Romantic hits with Errol Brown. (R)


12.50 Big Brother Live. 1.50 V Graham Norton: Look Back. 2.50 The Truth About Gay Animals. (R) 3.40 Sex BC. (Ft) 4.40 The Decameron. (R) 4.50 Men, Women and Dogs. (T) 5.15 Countdown. (R) (T ) (S)


5.30 ITV Morning News. 6.00 GM TV : News. 6.10 Boohbah. (R) (S) 6.30 Diggin' It. 7.55 Up on the Roof. 9.25 CITV: The Big Bang. (R) (T ) (S) 9.45 Brilliant Creatures. (R) (T ) 10.05 Finger Tips. (R) (T ) 10.15 The Ark. (T ) 10:45 My Favourite Hymns. (T) (S) 11.45 ITV News; Weather. (T ) 11.55 Granada News; Weather. (T ) 12.00 F1: British Grand Prix Live. Jim Rosenthal introduces the 11th round of the season at Silverstone.Commentary by James Allen and Martin Brundle. (T ) (S) 3.15 Tour de France Live. Gary Imlach presents the conclusion of the 14th stage. Commentary by Phil Liggett, with special guest Stephen Roche. (T ) 4.30 Talking to Animals. (T ) (S) 5.00 Granada News; Weather. (T) 5.14 Pollen Count. (S)


5.15 Catchphrase. Contestants try to deduce everyday phrases and sayings from visual clues. (T) (S)


5.45 ITV News; Weather. (T) 6.00 Boot Sale C ha lle nge. Ted Robbins challenges more teams to scour car-boot sales for bar­ gains to sell for profit at auction


6.30 S urv ival Special. Film-maker Martin Dohrn ventures into the Serengeti.to offer an alternative view of the region’s wildlife, dis­ pelling the common preconception that lions are the king of the beasts and hyenas are nothing but cowardly scavengers. (T ) (S)


7.30 Coronation Street. Extended episode. On what should be the happiest day of her life, Shelley is at sixes and sevens wondering whether to go through with the wedding in light of Peter's bomb­ shell. Mum Bev is adamant she shouldn't, but Peter is a very persuasive man — will he win his bride-to-be round? (T) (S)


8.35 Where the Heart Is. Karen is


shocked to discover her son Russell is a heroin addict, and takes time off work to nurse him through a withdrawal programme, while husband David continues to feel neglected by the newly


-formed mother-and-son relation­ ship, and worries about the


future of his marriage. (T) (S)


9.35 Midsomer Murders. The sleepy village of Burton Mantle becomes the venue for foul play, involving a local commune whose leader is (jumped off in violent fashion, cast­ ing suspicion on a mixed bag ot social misfits. John Nettles stars with Daniel Casey. (R) (T) (S)


11.05 ITV Weekend News; Weather. (T) 11.24 Granada Weather. (T)


11.25 F I : British Gran d Prix. Jim Rosenthal introduces highlights of the race at Silverstone, the 11th round of the season. James Allen and Martin Brundle commentate.


12.25 Sex and Religion. 1.10 Trisha; (R) (T ) (S) ITV News Headlines. 2.05 FILM: Marty (1955). Drama, starring Ernest Borg- nine. (T) (bw) 3.35 World Sport; (R) (S) ITV News Headlines. 4.00 ITV Nightscreen.


YORKSHIRE


11.55 Calendar News; Weather 5.00 Cal­ endar News 11.24 Weather 5.00 Jobtinder


Star Trek: Generations, Sky Movies Premier, 5.00pm. USS Enterprise captains Jean-Luc Picard and James T Kirk cross space and time to join forces and battle deranged genius Dr Soran, who is obsessed with gain­ ing access to a mysterious energy source_ regardless of the threat to entire civilisations which lie in his path. Sixth sequel in the sci-fi adventure series, perhaps most notable for being the episode in which the legendary Captain Kirk boldly goes to meet his maker. With Patrick Stewart and William Shatner.


SKY MOVIES PREMIER


5.40 Bubbles 6.00 The Land Before Time VIII: The Big Freezo (U) (TVM 2001) 7.35 Stan Lee’s Mutants, Monsters and Marvels 9.20 Battiestar Galactlca (PG) (1979) 11.30 Star Trek: Generations (PG) (1994) 1.30 The Land Before Time VIII: The Big Freeze (U) (TVM 2001) 2.55 Battlestar Galactica (PG) (1979) 5.00 Star Trek: Generations (PG) (1994) Sci-fi sequel, starring Patrick Stewart, 7.00 Babylon 5: Legend of the Rangers (PG) (TVM 2002) Sci-li drama, starring Dylan Neal. 8.45 AH (15) (2001) Biopic, starring Will Smith. 11.25 Crazy/Beautiful


Romantic drama, starring Kirsten D u


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1.05 The Claim (15) (2000) 3.10 When the Sky Falls (18) (1999)


SKY MOVIES MAX


6.30 Remembrance (PG) (TVM 1996) 8.15 Target Earth (PG) (1997) 10.00 Fallout (PG) (1998) 11.45 Superfire (PG) (2002) 1.20 Remembrance (PG) (TVM 1996) 3.00 Target Earth (PG) (1997) 4.40 Fallout (PG) (1998) Sci-fi adventure, starring Daniel Baldwin. 6.25 Superfire (PG) (2002) Thriller, starring DB Sweeney. 8.00 Path to War (PG) (TVM 2002) Premiere. Fact-based drama, starring Michael Gambon. 10.45 The Art of War (18) (2000) Thriller, with Wesley Snipes. 12.45 Turn It Up (18) (2000) 2.15 The Linda McCartnoy Story (15) (2000) 3.55 The Immortals (18) (1995)


SKY MOVIES CINEMA


5.35 US Top 10 6.00 Music Man (U) (1948) 7.15 Mr and Mrs Smith (U) (1941) 9.00 The Swimmer (PG)


(1968) 11.00 Music Man (U) (1948) 12.15 Double Indemnity (PG) (1944) 2.15 1941 (PG) (1979) 4.15


Mr and Mrs Smith (U) (1941) Romantic comedy, starring Caroio Lombard. 6.00 The Swimmer (PG) (1968) Offbeat drama, starring Burt Lancaster. 8.00 Double Indemnity (PG) (1944) Classic thriller, starring Barbara Stanwyck. 10.00 Less Than Zero (18) (1987) Drama, with Andrew McCarthy. 11.40 Shanghai Surprise (15) (1986) 1.25 1941 (PG) (1979)


3.30 Operation Daybreak (15 (1976)


SKY ONE


5.10 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 6.00 Hour of Power. 7.00 Batman: The Animated Series. 7.30 Zoids. 8.00 Malo Korrigan. 8.30 Pokemon. 9.00 Yu-Gi-Oh! 9.30 Futurama. 10.00 WWE: Afterbum. 11.00 WWE: Heat. 12.00 WWE: Tough Enough. 1.00 Futurama. 1.30 America’s Dumbest Criminals. 2.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 3.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 4.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 5.00 Mutant X. 6.00 The Simpsons.' 6.30 The Simpsons. 7.00 Futurama. Bender becomes addicted


(2001)


to electricity. 7.30 The Simpsons. Homer is offered the role of union leader. 8.00 Dinolopia. The mayor introduces the industrial revolution. 9.00 Fear Factor. Miss USA contestants eat rotten fish. 10.00 Uncut! Kirsty’s Homo Videos. 11.00 The Anna Nicole Show. 11.30 Rod Light Girls. 12.30 When Celebrities Attract. 1.25 Pop Years. 2.15 The Anna Nicole Show. 2.40 Higher Ground. 3.30 Star Trek: The Next


Generation. 4.20 Star Trek: The Next Generation. SKY SPORTS 1


6.00 Motor Racing. 8.00 international Rugby Union. 10.00 Jimmy Hilt’s Summer Supplement.


11.00


Promiorship Years 1999-2000. 1.00 Livo British Superbikes. From Mondello Park. 4.30 World Sport Special. 5.00 Premiership Years


1999-2000. 7.00 Livo Pool. Tho World Pool Championships. 10.30 WWE: Lale Night Velocity. 11.30 Promiorship Years 1999-2000. 1.30 British Superbikos. 5.00 Close.


SKY SPORTS 2


6.00 Watersports World. 7.00 Aerobics Oz Style. 7.30 Sportnalion. 8.30 Super Leaguo. 10.30 Australian Rugby League. 12.30 European Drag Racing. 1.00 World Yachting. 1.30 Polo. 2.30 Australian Rugby Leaguo. 4.30 European Drag Racing. 5.00 Motor Racing. 7.00 British Superbikes. 10.30 US Superbikes 11.30 Polo. 12.30 Pool. 4.00 Close.


SKY SPORTS 3


7.00 US Tour Golf. 10.00 World Offshore Powerboats. 10 30 Twenty20 Cricket. 1.30 Pool. 5.00


Watersports World. 6.00 US Superbikes. 7.00 Polo. The Queen’s Cup. 8.00 Live US Tour Golf. Tho BC


Open. 11.00 Australian Rugby League. 1.00 Close.


EUROSPORT


7.30 Swimming. 8.00 Live Swimming. The individual heats get under way 9.30 Cycling. 10.00 Livo Cycling. Stage 14 of the Tour de France. 4.30 Football. 5.30 Live Football. England Under-19s v Czech Republic Under- 19s (Kick-off 5.30pm); 7.30 Swimming. 9.00 Cycling. 10.30 News Report. 10.45 Motocross. 11.45 Swimming. 12.15 News Report 12.30 Close.


UK GOLD


5.20 Eldorado. 6.00 HI-do-HI! 6.25 Doctor Who. 9.00 Charlie's Angols. 10.00 Quantum Leap. 11.00 Quantum Leap. 12.00 Holby City 1.15 Holby City. 2.30 Holby City. 3.45 Holby City. 5.00 Holby City. 6.00 Bergerac. 7.00 Yes. Prime Minister. 7.40 Yes, Prime Minister. 8.20 Yes, Prime Minister. 9.00 Sharpe. 11.05 Cracker. 1.10 Playing the Field. 2.10 Yes, Prime Minister. 2.45 Yes, Prime Minister. 3.20 Yes, Prime Minister. 3.55 2polnl4 Children. 4.30 Dallas.


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5.00 The Golden Girls. 5.30 Time Life Music: Classic Country. 6.00 Get The Edge. 6.30 Victoria Principal’s Skincare Range. 7.00 Hi-5.7.35 Little Antics. 7.40 Busy Buses. 7.45 Timbuctoo. 7.50 Barney and Friends. 8.25 Elmo's World. 8.40 Elmo’s World. 8.55 Barney and Friends. 9.25 Hi-5. 10.00 The Golden Girls. 10.30 The Golden Girls. 11.00 According to Jim. 11.30 Celebrity Extra. 12.00 Hollywood’s Stars. 12.30 Ashley Judd: Style Star. 1.00 Beyond with James Van Praagh. 1.30 Crossing Over. 2.00 Charmed. 2.25 FILM: Breakfast at Tiffany’s. 4.35 Celobrity Extra. 5.00 Will and Grace. 5.30 Will and Grace. 6.00 Ricki Lake. 6.50 Tho Montel Williams Show. 7.40 Celebrity Extra. 8.00 Beyond with James Van Praagh. 8.30 Crossing Over. 9.00 The Antiques Ghost Show with Derek Acorah. 10.00 CSI: Crime Scone Investigation. 11.00 Cold Squad 12.00 Ricki Lake. 12.50 Tho Montel Williams Show. 1.40 Celebrity Extra. 1.50 FILM: A Private Matter. 3.30 Judgo Judy. 3.55 Judge Judy 4 20


Celebrity Extra. 4.30 The Golden Girls.


PLUS


5.00 Dandelion Dead. o.uu Emmerdale. 8.30 Wailing for God 9.00 District Nurse. 10.00 Hart to Hart 11.00 Starsky and Hutch. 12.00 Tho Memoirs of Shorfock Holmes. 1.00 The Darting Buds of May. 2.00 Peak Practice. 3.00 Poirot. 5.00 The Beverly Hillbillies. 5.30 Wailing lor God. 6.00 Jeeves and Wooster. 7.00 The Darting Buds of May. 8.00 Tho Memoirs of Sherlock Holmes. 9.00 Poirot. 11.00 London's Burning. 12.00 Starsky and Hutch..


SCI-FI


9.00 Tho Sentinel. 10.00 Farscapo 11.00 Farscapo. 12.00 FILM: This


Island Earth. 1,35 Ultimate Gamer. 2.05 FILM: Star Command. 4.00 Slidors. 5.00 Sliders. 6.00 Tho Sentinel. 7.00 Firefly. 8.00 Farscape. 9.00 Tho Tommyknockers. 10.00 FILM: Riverwortd. 11.40 Millennium..


BBC THREE


7.00 Tho Third Degree. 8.00 Liquid Assets. 9.00 Would Like to Moot. 10.00 Two Pints of Lager and a Packot of Crisps. 10.30 Whine Gums. 10.45 24. 11.25 Pure 24. 12.00 Adam and Joe Go Tokyo.


12.30 Recovered. 1.00 Liquid Assets.


ITV 2


9.25 CD UK. 10.15 Hulk British Premiere. 10.45 The Kylie


Videodrome. 12.45 The Planet’s Funniest Animals. 1.15 The Planet’s Funniest Animals. 1.40 Holidays from Hell. 2.40 Emmerdalo. 5.05 Coronation Street. 7.00 Tho Planet’s Funniest Animals. 7.30 Tour de France 2003. 8.35 Real Vampires Exposed. 9.35 Dragnet. 10.30 Coronation Street.


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