MAKE SCHOOL RUNS A HIGHLIGHT


STRATEGIES FOR EFFECTIVE SERVICE AND ENHANCED SAFETY - WITH A SIDE OF LAUGHTER


Article by Rev’d Paul Newbery The Elite Family www.elite-liverpool.co.uk


Introduction


The daily school run isn’t just a logistical challenge - it’s a comedy in motion. If you’ve ever tried to locate a missing shoe before sunrise or herded a group of giggling kids into the right car, you know it takes nerves of steel and a sense of humour sharper than a freshly-sharpened HB pencil. In the world of private hire and taxi services, passenger assistants are not only guardians of safety - they’re also the unofficial stand-up comedians of the 7:30am circuit.


Understanding school runs in the private hire and taxi sector


What’s a school run? It’s that magical (read: chaotic) time when kids, bags and breakfast crumbs assemble on wheels to journey between home and school. While buses handle the masses, PHVs and taxis provide that boutique “VIP” experience - complete with passengers who can sing “Wheels on the Bus” off-key for the entire trip. All under the careful eyes of assistants who can tell a joke faster than you can say “seatbelt check.”


Challenges in current operations


l Communication gaps: sometimes, a message from the council travels slower than a snail on a sticky note. (“Did you get the memo?” “What memo?”)


l Safety concerns: making sure every child is buckled up and not trying to invent new forms of seating - like upside-down - is a full-time sport.


l Scheduling complexities: coordinating pick-ups and drop-offs is like solving a Rubik’s cube, if the colours changed every five someone ate a piece.


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l Resource limitations: there are days when you wish you had a stretch limo for every request or a magic wand that conjures accessible vehicles on demand.


l Regulatory compliance: reading the rulebook is like reading bedtime stories, except nobody falls asleep and you still have homework afterwards.


22 The role & value of passenger assistants


Passenger assistants - also known as travel whisperers - guide children and vulnerable passengers with equal doses of care and comic relief. They’re experts in defusing playground drama, finding missing socks and answering life’s big questions, like: “Are we there yet?” and “Can I eat my snack now?” (Spoiler: It’s always yes for the snack.)


Key responsibilities


l Supervising boarding and alighting, often while sidestepping banana peels and spontaneous games of ‘tag, you’re it!’


l Monitoring behaviour and providing emotional support - a smile and a sticker can work wonders, but so can a well-timed knock-knock joke.


l Managing emergencies, from lost mittens to the classic: “I forgot my homework!” (again).


l Communicating with parents, guardians, and school staff to relay vital information - like who told the best joke or who invented a new handshake.


l Ensuring safeguarding protocols with the keen eye of a hawk and the warmth of a teddy bear. And yes, sometimes they do both at once.


Benefits of passenger assistants


l Enhanced safety: with an assistant on board, the only thing flying around is laughter - not lunch boxes.


l Improved communication: assistants act as the “group chat” that never glitches - keeping everyone in the loop (and the kids entertained).


l Personalised care: everyone gets attention, whether they need help with a seatbelt or just want to share a riddle about chickens.


l Behaviour management: when tensions rise, a pun or a goofy face can turn frowns upside down faster than you can say “school run superstar.”


How to make school runs work effectively


Delivering top-notch school run services is all about planning, training and keeping a few extra jokes up your sleeve. Remember: stickers, snacks and stories are the holy trinity of a successful journey.


SEPTEMBER 2025 PHTM


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