GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER BY A REINDEER Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas eve. You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
She'd been drinkin' too much egg nog, And we'd begged her not to go. But she'd left her medication,
So she stumbled out the door into the snow.
When they found her Christmas mornin', At the scene of the attack.
There were hoof prints on her forehead, And incriminatin' Claus marks on her back.
Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas eve. You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me and Grandpa, we believe. Now we're all so proud of Grandpa, He's been takin' this so well. See him in there watchin' football, Drinkin' beer and playin' cards with cousin Belle.
It's not Christmas without Grandma. All the family's dressed in black. And we just can't help but wonder: Should we open up her gifts or send them back?
Grandma got run over by a reindeer Walking home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
Now the goose is on the table And the pudding made of fig. And a blue and silver candle, That wold have matched
23 Christmas! Merry
May all your hopes and prayers be
fulfilled during this holy time of year. Best wishes for a glorious holiday and a prosperous new year.
the hair in Grandma's wig
I've warned all my friends and neighbours. "Better watch out for yourselves" They should never give a license, To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves.
Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas eve. You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
You better watch out, you better not cry, Better not pout, I'm telling you why: Santa Claus is coming to town.
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