YOU’RE A MEAN ONE
MR.GRINCH You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus, And as charming as an eel,
MR. GRINCH!
You're a bad banana, With a greasy black peel!
You're a monster, Mr. Grinch! Your heart's an empty hole. Your brain is full of spiders.
You've got garlic in your soul, MR. GRINCH! I wouldn't touch you
With a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole! You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch! You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness Of a seasick crocodile,
MR. GRINCH!
Given the choice between the two of you, I'd take the seasick crocodile! You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch! You're a nasty, wasty skunk!
Your heart is full of unwashed socks. Your soul is full of gunk,
MR. GRINCH!
The three words that best describe you Are as follows, and I quote, "Stink, stank, stunk!"
You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch!
You're the king of sinful sots! Your heart's a dead tomato, Splotched with moldy, purple spots,
MR. GRINCH!
Your soul is an apalling dump-heap, Overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable, Mangled-up in tangled-up knots! You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch! With a nauseous super naus!
You're a crooked jerky jockey, And you drive a crooked hoss,
MR. GRINCH!
You're a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich, With arsenic sauce!
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I broke my bat on Johnny's head; Somebody snitched on me. I hid a frog in sister's bed; Somebody snitched on me. I spilled some ink on Mommy's rug; I made Tommy eat a bug;
Bought some gum with a penny slug; Somebody snitched on me.
CHORUS Oh, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are mad. I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad. So you better be good whatever you do, 'Cause if you're bad, I'm warning you, You'll get nuttin' for Christmas!
I put a tack on teacher's chair, Somebody snitched on me. I tied a knot in Susie's hair, Somebody snitched on me. I did a dance on Mommy's plants, Climbed a tree and tore my pants, Filled the sugar bowl with ants, Somebody snitched on me.
CHORUS
I won't be seeing Santa Claus; Somebody snitched on me.
He won't come visit me because Somebody snitched on me. Next year I'll be going straight; Next year I'll be good, just wait I'd start now, but it's too late; Somebody snitched on me.
CHORUS
CHRISTMAS NUTTIN' FOR
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