PUB QUIZ Jokes Last Words


According to his sister Mona, his last words


were, "Oh wow. Oh wow. Oh wow."


According to his fiancé


at the time Ginger Alden "I'm going to the bathroom to read."


A World War II leader’s last words were “I’m bored with it all.”


A man famous for his


prediction got it right as well with “Tomorrow, at sunrise, I shall no longer be here.”


When this father f physics died, he was


humble. He said, “I don’t know what I may seem to the world. But as to myself I seem to have been only like a boy


playing on the seashore and diverting myself


now and then in finding a smoother pebble or a prettier shell than the ordinary, whilst the


great ocean of truth lay all undiscovered before me.”


This master of suspence said “One never knows the ending. One has to


die to know exactly what happens after death,


although Catholics have their hopes.”


Knowledge


Into which sea does the Nile flow?


Three continents lie on the Tropic of Capricorn, South America is one, name any of the other two?


In American currency10 centsmake a what?


Afrikaanswas


developed from which European language?


An Ortanique is a cross between a tangerine and what other fruit?


What Italianword for


'Scratched Drawing' can be found on walls all over the world?


What musical features 'Some Enchanted


Evening' and 'There Is Nothing Like A Dame'?


What was the name of the first manned lunar


landing mission in 1969? Whichboxerwas


nicknamed 'The Dark Destroyer'? dayday!”


"Man is the most insane species, He worships an invisible God and a destroys a visible nature. Unaware that this nature he's destroying is this God he's worshiping"


Hubert Reeves Canadian-French astrophysicist


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Antarctic explorer “I’m just going out, I may be some time.”


“I know that Banksy’s my dad, because I never see him.” Flo & Joan


“I asked for a wake-up call at a hotel and they said, ‘You’re a drug addict and you’re killing yourself’.” Andy Field


“I was dumped by a girl who said I was


too obsessed with The Apprentice. I remember she told me it was over and I said, ‘Thank you for the opportunity’.” Rhys James


"My dad’s a foster parent, whereas my mother has always preferred Carlsberg.” Tom Taylor


Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee? Because they’re Santa’s star bucks! Anonymous


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