I told my sister my car was made of spaghetti. She didn’t believe me till I drove pasta!


Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish? A: Every morning you rise and shine!


Ellie Bailey Age 9


Middlesbrough


Aidan Howe Age 10


Hartlepool


Q: Why are seagulls called seagulls? A: Because if they flew over the bay they’d be bagels?


Rose Robinson Age 5


Middlesbrough


Laughing Larry Primary Times PO Box 676 Stockton-on-Tees TS19 7WT


Q: Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? A: Because he was outstanding in his field!


Ewan Stoddart Age 9


Hartlepool


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