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Big Holiday Guide #2
EVENTS•ENTERTAINMENT•FOOD Dec. 3, 7, 8 & 9
“A Christmas Fantasia”
Healsburg, CA. ~ Healdsburg Chorus will present “A Christ- mas Fantasia” at the Glaser Center, Santa Rosa and Dec. 3rd & 7th-9th: Healdsburg Community Church. Jim Hum- phreys, our fearless leader, has been at work since our spring concert’s echo died away, sift- ing through music, old and new, creating that perfect mix of “fantasia”
(unstructured
work) and songs about winter and the winter holidays. Susan Nelson, our accom- panist, has also been at work practicing this wonderful mu- sic to create magic at the key- board. We look forward to your participation by singing with us, making a donation, and/or being in the audience. Thank you for your ongoing sup- port. Time: Dec. 3: 3-4:30pm, Dec. 7-8 - 7-8:30pm, Dec. 9: 3-4:30pm. Cost: $15. Brenda Balding.
winblb2@gmail.com
JOKES & Humor # 6
I once bought my kid a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying “Toys not included.” ~
The offi ce Christmas party is a great opportunity to catch up with people you haven’t seen for 20 minutes. ~
Scene: A man applying for credit at a department store.
Clerk: What do you do for a living?
Man: I’m a tree trimmer.
Clerk: What do you do after Christmas?
16 • December 2017 • UPBEAT TIMES, INC.
“Imagination is the highest form of research.” ~ Albert Einstein
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