20 • March 2017 • UPBEAT TIMES, INC. “You have power over


your mind - not outside events. Realize this, and you will fi nd strength.”


Marcus Aurelius Upbeat Times at


Williebird’s Restaurant in Santa Rosa, CA!


JOKES & Humor # 7


Natalie & Vinnie Cilurzo of Santa Rosa, having upbeat time at Williebird’s Restaurant on Santa Rosa Avenue!


BUYING U.S. GOLD COINS


$1.00 GOLD...............................................................$150.00 & up $2.50 GOLD...............................................................$190.00 & up $3.00 GOLD...............................................................$550.00 & up $5.00 GOLD...............................................................$260.00 & up $10.00 GOLD.............................................................$520.00 & up $20.00 GOLD..........................................................$1,150.00 & up $50.00 GOLD 1851 to 1855..................................$10,000.00 & up


BUYING


SILVER DIMES 1964 & Before...................................... $1.24 & up SILVER QUARTERS 1964 & Before..............................$3.10 & up SILVER HALF 1964 & Before.........................................$6.20 & up SILVER HALF 1965 to 1970...........................................$1.69 & up SILVER DOLLAR 1878 to 1904....................................$16.00 & up SILVER DOLLAR 1921 to 1935....................................$15.00 & up


HALF CENTS 1793-1857 LARGE CENTS 1793-1857


BUYING – OLDER U.S. COINS –BUYING DIMES 1796-1891


$30.00 & up $10.00 & up


FLYING EAGLE CENTS 1856-1858 $12.00 & up TWO & THREE CENTS 1851-1889 HALF DIMES 1794-1873


SHIELD NICKELS 1866-1883 LIBERTY NICKELS 1883-1913 . BUFFALO NICKELS 1913-1938


$7.00 & up $7.00 & up $8.00 & up .40 & up .25 & up


TWENTY CENTS 1875-1878 QUARTERS 1796-1891


HALF DOLLARS 1794-1839 HALF DOLLARS 1839-1891 DOLLARS 1794-1804


TRADE DOLLARS 1873-1885


$7.00 & up $55.00 & up $11.00 & up $30.00 & up $14.00 & up $700.00 & up $45.00 & up


SEATED DOLLARS 1840-1873 $150.00 & up


WORLD’S GREATEST RECLINING SALE *


We’ll Pay the Sales Tax (or)


Special Financing for 2 Years *


Event runs March 1st thru the 20th


! *See store for details


Santa Rosa • 2875 Santa Rosa Ave. • 525-0569 www.lazboy.com/santarosa


20 • March 2017 • UPBEAT TIMES, INC.


A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the liv- ing room. She heard the train stop and her son said, “All of you idiots who want off, get the heck off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you worthless worms who are getting on, get your tail ends in the train, cause we’re going down the tracks.” The mother went nuts and told her son, “We don’t use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language.” Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes play- ing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, “All pas- sengers who are disembark- ing from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon.” She hears the little boy con- tinue, “For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing jour- ney with us today.” As the mother began to smile, the child added, “For those of you who are angry about the two hour delay, please see the witch in the kitchen.”


“Love is too precious to be ashamed of.” ~ Laurell K. Hamilton


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