LYRICS TO GO
Time can bring you down, time can bend your knees.
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl.
And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.
I have a friend I’ve never seen, he hides his head inside a dream.
I’m goin’ down to shoot my old lady; you know I caught her messin’ ‘round with another man.
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Tell me something I need to know, then take my breath and never let it go.
Gravity, you just hold me down so quietly. You just hold me back.
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She’s a naughty girl with a lovely smile.
A man walked into a bar...
Just listening to Jarvis Cocker's recipe for potatoes. His
suggestion is: sauté, freeze and whizz.
The first rule of
Thesaurus Club is you don't talk about, mention, speak of, discuss or chat about Thesaurus Club.
If you call your show Heir Hunters, you should have at least one episode where Prince Charles is chased in a forest by men with crossbows.
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Where? Belle Vue What?
Black Sheep Bitter Black Sheep
here comes a time in every columnist’s life where your deadline is looming and you have naff all to send your
editor. Ten, out of the blue, a friend asks ‘Wanna to go to the pub tonight?”, which is handy because you write about beer and need some material, but mostly a fine idea because you like drinking. As we walked into Te Belle Vue I was first struck by how bright it was, then by how few real ales were on. It transpires that they had sold out of a lot over the weekend and any potential barrels were still resting. Damn. I had the choice of Bombardier Gold or Black Sheep Bitter. An easy choice. For a standard bitter at 3.8% you can do worse than Black Sheep. Inoffensive, decent enough flavour, perfectly drinkable, but it was a shame the choice was so limited. As we took our seats along with nine others for the pub quiz, I began to wonder whether I should have stayed at home and made my column up. Just over an hour later we won the quiz, a round of drinks (we had the smallest team so the pub struck lucky) and a bottle of wine. Ten minutes later we had also won the pot of money. We didn’t make many friends that evening but as we wandered home drinking our winnings, I stood in the car park of Toys ‘R’ Us waiting for my male friend to finish peeing and I was reminded not to judge an evening until it’s over.
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What’s Gordon Ramey’s favourite film? IT’S FUCKING FROZEN.
Me and SL2 won a bit of money down the bookies yesterday, on a rugger tip.
If someone offers you drugs always say yes because drugs are expensive.
Sam Smith's real name is Erasmus Starchild.
He changed it to reflect his music.
I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next crap could spell disaster.
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