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THE BANGKOK HANGOVER PART II
hen you say that we last left our story with our
main protagonist hot footing through the seedy streets of Patpong, Bangkok, fleeing the grasps of an angry strip-club madam, it sounds like a plot from the Silver Screen. When you’ve been reading the adventures of our columnist Fannie Annie for long enough though, you know it’s all part of the ride…
“If it flies, floats or fornicates hire it – it’s cheaper in the long run” Felix Dennis, the author of this quote clearly hadn’t been to Bangkok. I am sure 1 night with me is cheaper and a darn sight more pleasurable for Mr Hot Wax than a few hours in the grubby Pussy Club watching a pussy ping pong match.
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story. Well there’s not much to say really. Tink of a cross between a very pretty young Tai girl and a chicken laying an egg with projectile force into the air and you kind of get the picture - yes that’s it - a projectile egg-laying Tai girl. It really is an odd experience; quite funny if you manage to do a return play with the bat they give you - not so much fun if it happens to hit you, rather moistly, in the face, hair, cleavage (I seem to have been either a target or a bad return player).
We had legged it from the Pussy Club, followed in hot pursuit by a mean looking Tai Bouncer. We tried to hide in the thronging market and then dived down side streets, not daring to look back. We found ourselves in a wide pedestrian
street seemingly unfollowed. Bars and Massage Parlours lined the street. Outside each establishment were lines and lines of cheap plastic chairs and in these chairs sat the girls waiting for business. Admittedly some of the girls had seen better days but most were beautiful - all were slim and smiled as we passed by, ever hopeful of the sex tourist dollar.
Some bars were themed - one that took my eye was a club called 2-up. Tere you had to have 2 girls at a time and there was a dressing up fetish theme that had to be adhered to, so each of the girls were dressed as nurses, schoolgirls, nuns etc - apparently defrocking a nun is very popular. Mr Hot Wax was certainly taken with the idea - well you didn’t get this type of entertainment offered at Lace in Norwich.
At the crossroads we moved into a different sector called Soi 4. We didn’t take much notice of the signs that spanned the road, such as Dream Boyz and Sweet Tai Boy - if we had I doubt if I’d have got Mr Hot
HOT WAX FACT...
Sukhothai (pronunced suk-o-thai - not suck-hot-thai ) was actually an early capital of Tailand and is famous for its chocolate, which I promise is delicious!
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