[CLOWN FISH]
NICE CATCH! SEVEN SECRETS TO WOOING
A KAYAK FISHING DIVA BY LISA DENSMORE
Before you ask that sexy angler to go fishing with you, let me share a few myths about women who fish. Take these to heart, and you’ll have a great date on the water.
1. Women prefer pink. Don’t buy me a pink rod, a pink reel, a pink kayak or a pink PFD. I was over pink by age six. I might show up for our fishing date with pink toenails, but that doesn’t mean I want to dress like a flamingo.
2. Women are the weaker sex. Sure, I love when a man helps lug my boat to the water, but once afloat, I can paddle and pedal as long as you can. If I want to go home before you, it’s not weakness—I’m either ready for romance or goodbye.
3. Sexy women are more fun to take fishing. The jury’s out on this one, but spend a little time with the hottie before committing to a date on the water. Make sure she’s got a good sense of humor and is fun to be around, just in case the fishing stinks.
4. Women who wear bikinis catch more fish. Fish don’t care what I wear—though, I do like to kayak in my bikini—they only care about the conversation. If a woman has good fish rapport and the hot fly, she’ll land the lunkers.
5. Women need to catch fish to have a good time. If the weather is nice, the place is pretty and my date is delightful, I could care less if I get a bite—from the fish.
6. Women can’t bait a hook or tie on a fly. Just because my fingernails are manicured and my hair quaffed doesn’t mean I can’t bait my own hook or tie my own flies. A fishing diva can do it all and look good, too.
7. Women don’t like to clean fish. True. But if you clean the fish, I’ll cook them. My place or yours?
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