And Finally...


Thanks to Derrick Carter for spreading this. Remember kids, bootleg fi reworks might be cheap but they’re liable to singe your bush.


Ba-ba-black sheep have


you any wool? No, but I do have an insatiable taste for human fl esh and the ability to transform into a terrifying sheep/man hybrid.


araabMUZIK claims to be the MVP of the MPC and now we believe him. Who wants to buy us one for Christmas?


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