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Tirst for knowledge WATER, WATER EVERYWHERE, BUT WHERE’S A GIRL TO GO?
“QUIT DRINKING,” my husband said. “You’ll just have to pee more.” New to kayaking, I had a major problem
to figure out this summer. How the heck do women pee from these things? On our first trip, we had to stop every two
hours for me to go. I decided there had to be a better way after reading fabulous stories of women on expeditions doing 10-hour mara- thon days. How are they doing this? I must know since we are planning our own circum- navigation this summer around Manitoulin Island. It would be handy to discover this se- cret before then. I began a desperate quest for knowledge.
I ordered back issues of kayaking magazines that looked like they might have hidden tips. I bought kayaking videos and books about kayak expeditions. I found few answers. In Kabloona in the Yellow Kayak, Victoria Ja-
son describes having a drysuit with no relief zipper and holding it all day until she could unpeel on shore. Not an option for my weak bladder. At last I came across an advertisement for a
women’s drysuit that included a relief zipper and a “Shewee.” Ah ha! I was off to the outdoor store to find
a Shewee. I purchased a P-Mate—the same idea. Te sales girl told me, “Just climb onto your deck and go. It’ll wash off.” She had obviously never seen me practicing
reentries. If I could do one of those headstands in a kayak, then I wouldn’t have this problem. Time to ask the experts. I nervously sent
an email to the well-known expedition kay- aker Justine Curgenven. Te very next day I received an answer. (In trying to convey my excitement at this to a hockey-loving friend, I compared it to him getting a personal e-mail
from Wayne Gretzky. How she had the time to respond to my wee request between all her touring for her latest movie, I don’t know.) My quest was over. She presented three options. 1. Pee on a sponge (ew). 2. Try the P-Mate into a bottle. (Tis, Justine admits, is pretty awkward.)
3. Raft up and put one foot on my kayak and the other on another kayak and pee in be- tween. Yeah, okay. In fact, Justine told me there is a short clip in her latest movieTis is the Sea 4 that shows this being done.
So, unfortunately, there is no magic formula, but I now have something to work on for the summer. After several weird attempts at standing on my back porch and peeing off it, I’m still unsure about lying down with a dry- suit on in a tiny coffin-like space and aiming into a bottle while bouncing around in waves. And since I’m not going to quit drinking any- time soon, my new strategy involves “stopping to smell the roses” whenever I want to. At least until I can do a headstand.
TERRY JOHNSON lives in Whitefish Falls, Ontario, and writes personal anecdotes of her outdoor adven- tures (
terrylynnjohnson.com).
LISA-ANNE BEYRIES
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