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1.00 Six Nations Grandstand Introduced by , Craig Doyle. 1.05 Rugby Build-Up. 1.30 ; Live Rugby Union: France v Ireland. 3.30 ■ Rugby Build-up. 4.00 Live Rugby Union:


: , Italy v England. Times may vary. (S), 8710904


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6.10 Just for Laughs (S) 500091 6.40 The Sound of Musicals (S) 738071 7.40 The National Lottery: Millionaire Manor Mark Durden-Smith hosts the quiz show in which families compete for the chance to live the life of a millionaire in a luxury mansion. (S) 288904


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9.10 Sea of Souls A woman displays signs of extraordinary electrical powers after dabbling in black magic to win back the affections of her former lover. Monaghan faces a new and tem’fying reality as the team try to unravel and subdue the dark, mystenous forces attacking her. Last in series of the supernatural drama, guest stam'ng Paul McGann, with Bill Paterson, ■ Dawn Steele and lain Robertson. 362091


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10.30 Match of the Day Highlights of today’s Premiership clashes, including Wigan Athletic's match against Liverpool at the JJB Stadium and the game between Arsenal and Bolton Wanderers at Highbury. (S) 5318850


11.50 FILM: The Substitute 2: School’s Out • (1998) A mercenary poses as a teacher . at a tough urban school to take revenge on his brother’s killer. Action drama with barely a hint of originality, starring Treat


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1.55 FILM: The Snows of Kilimanjaro (1952) Romantic adventure, starring Gregory Peck. (S) 49940527 : ' . . ^


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7.25 Tony’s Tight Spot An insight into Tony- Biair’s six months as President of Europe. Tales of high politics and low cunning are interwoven with comic moments and multi-billion-pound deals. (S)439695


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8.15 Winter Olympics Sue Barker presents live coverage of the pairs figure skating short programme at the Tonno Palavela, as Tatiana Totmianina and Maxim Marinin aim to justrfy their billing as favourites. Plus, highlights of the second , mn in the men's luge singles and the opening matches in the women’s ice hockey. With commentary by Bany Davies. (S) 4957898 •


9.30 Dave Allen at Large A chance to see the controversial Insh comedian delivering short sketches and jokes from his 1971 series. With Ronnie Brody, Michael Sharvell-Martin, Jacqueline Clarke, Ian Burford and Chris Serle. (R) (S)557701


10.15 FILM: From Dusk Till Dawn (1995) A trigger-happy crook and his ruthless brother take a preacher and his children hostage in a bid to get across the border into Mexico, and seek refuge in a bar filled with a host of dodgy characters. - However, they soon realise it’s inhabited by vampires only too keen to let them stay for a bite. Excellent blood-soaked horror, co-written by and starring Quentin Tarantino, with George Clooney, Harvey Keitel, Juliette Lewis, Cheech Marin, Salma Hayek and Ernest Liu. (S) 969985


11.55 Mock the Week (R) (S) 644343 12.25 FILM: Greetings (1968) Three potential conscripts go to extreme lengths to


. . dodge the draft at the height of the Vietnam conflict. Brian De Palma's amiable comedy drama, starring Robert De Niro; (S) The Witness 207725


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1.00 ITV News; Weather (S) 65752576 . 1.05 Regional Programme 1.15 FILM: The Great St Trinian’s Train : Robbery (1966) Comedy, starring Frankie Howerd. (S) 32124904


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5.30 Harry Hill’s TV Burp Comic view of the week’s television. (S) 695


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9.10 Dancing on Ice: The Skate Off Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby preside as the two worst couples, as nominated by the judges and viewers, compete to see who will be the next star to leave the ■ show. (S)907701


9.40 Rosemary & Thyme The body of a . . psychiatrist turns up in Regent’s Park, where Laura and Rosemaiy are recreating a Victorian garden — and it seems as though the victim’s dog knows something about the crime. (S) 779492


10.40 ITV News; Weather (S) 227430 10.54 Regional Programme 10.55 FILM: Finding Forrester (2000) Reclusive writer Sean Connery emerges from his hermit-like existence to aid a gifted black student in his struggle to fit


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FILM: Dr Dolittle 2 (2001) The.lalenled vet returns to save a consewation site from the grasp of evil land developers — with a little help from his furry friends. Undemanding comedy sequel, stam’ng Eddie Murphy. (8)57305430 FILM: My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002) Premiere. A woman is thrilled to


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11.00 The IT Crowd Jen acquires an admirer, but her inability to tell the truth mins everything, while Moss and Roy decide to test out a lonely hearts website. (R)(S)8614


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10.10 Law & Order: Criminal Intent Goren and Eames investigate the killing of two contact lens salesmen and a plastic surgeon, who are all murdered during what appear to be botched robberies. The detectives arrest a paranoid - ! schizophreniofortheshootings— but■


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The Virgin Queen The Earl of Essex rises to prominence. Last in series. (S)


10.00 BBC News; Regional News; Weather 10.15 The Last Tally Ho? The inside story of a traditional hunt following the introduction of the controversial ban. The programme follows Gloucestershire's Vale of White Horse Hunt over a period of a year, from their last legal event to the opening meet of the first full season under the new law. Since the ban, the stated intention has been to follow an artificial scent, but the picture that emerges is a complex one. (S)


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■ Hammond and James May hearJ for Norway to find out how a selection of cars fare at Winter Olympic events. Their experiments include firing a rocket- powered mini off a ski jump, tackling the biathlon with 4x4s, staging a game of motorised ice hockey and timing the Jaguar XK in a speed skating race.


10.10 Petrolheads New series. Comedy game show presented by Neil Morrissey. (S)


10.40 Match of the Day 2 Adrian Chiles introduces highlights of this afternoon’s Premiership tixtures, featuring Sunderland v Tottenham Hotspur at the Stadium of Light and Manchester City V Charlton Athletic at the City of Manchester Stadium. (S)


11.30 American Dad! Steve becomes a famous author. (S)


11.50 Family Guy Peter learns about his ancestors. (S)


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11.25 American Idol (S) 12.15 American Idol (S) 1.05 Best Friends (R) (S) 1.35 Regional Programme 1.40 Volvo Ocean Race Highlights ■ of the week’s events. (S)


2.40 The Crocodile Hunter Diaries A python gives birth. (R) (S)


3.10 FILM: Spartacus (1960) Kirk Douglas takes the title role of the rebellious gladiator who challenged the might


• of the Roman Empire? Essential’ Qscar-winning epic, starring Tony. Curtis and Laurence Olivier. (S)


6.25 Regional Programme 6.40 ITV News; Weather (S) 7.00 Coronation Street Family Album Cast members Helen Worth, Sean Wilson and Sue Nicholls pay tribute to


■ the long-suffering Platt family, who survived an ordeal at the hands of • serial killer Richard Hillman. (R) (S)


7.30 Coronation Street Tyrone and Molly do a good day’s trade with the burger van, but accidentally leave the fryer turned on.


, Ed and Eileen get passionate, while Phil threatens to break David's fingers. (S)


8.00 Wild at Heart Sarah is furious when her ex-husband Simon turns up and announces his intention to take Evan and Qlivia back to England. When she refuses to countenance the move, he threatens to take her to court. Amanda Holden and Lucy-Jo Hudson star. (S)


9.00 Agatha Christie’s Marple The sleuthing spinster teams up with a dashing young man to investigate a series of poison-pen letters in the sleepy village of Lymstock. Two of the missives have led to suicides — but Miss Marple suspects there is more to the deaths than meets the eye. Murder mystery with an all-star cast, ■ featunng Geraldine McEwan. (S)


11.00 ITV News; Weather (S) 11.10 The South Bank Show A profile of Amiando lannucci. (S)


12.10 Faith and Music; (S) ITV News Headlines


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capital, only to realise they don’t have as much in common as they first thought. Cuddly romantic comedy, starring Billy . Crystal and Debra Winger. (S) five news and sport (S) FILM: Curly Sue (1991) Homeless con- man James Belushi and his adopted nine-year-old daughter set out to swindle a rich businesswoman, but she proves sc kindly that they soon have a change of heart. Undemanding, and at times irritatingly sentimental, family comedy, with Kelly Lynch and Alisan Porter.(S) Britain’s Psychic Challenge The remaining contestants do their best to get in touch with the animal world, and attempt to gain information about a hero


. from the past. They also meet and try to describe a controversial present-day figure — without opening their eyes. A jury of local residents then decide who has performed least well and should be sent home; (S) five news at 9 Britain’s Favourite Break-Up Songs Countdown of the 50 best-loved tearjerkers. (S)


11.05 Is She Really Going Out with Him? Scientists attempt to ascertain why attractive women are often drawn to ugly men, citing factors such as power, fame, confidence, humour, intelligence and genetic smells as key elements in the unpredictable world of sexual attraction. (R) (S)


12.05 Natural Born Racers The antics of novice superbike racers battling to win a professional contract with the Virgin Mobile Yamaha Superbike team. Last in series.


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. 12.25 Children o f the Bride (1990) Romantic comedy. Patrick Duffy, R u e . : McCtanahan, Kristy McNichot, Jack Coleman and Anne Bobby, stars.-li-:!' .. ! 2.15 Frozen Impact (2002) Disaster drama, stam'ng StacyKeach; • ; 4.00 Muppet Treasure Island (1995) Family comedy, with Tim Curry. • ; 5 5 5 U K T o p IO Films currently on release.,


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f 6.15 Elvis: The E arly Years Part one of two. The storypf Hvis Presley.- : 18.00 The Phantom o f the Opera (2004) Musical drama', starnng Emmy • • : Rossum, Patnck Wilson, Miranda Richardson and Minnie Dnver. ; : ;


!!, 10.25 The Grudge (2004) Horror, stam’ng Sarah Michelle Gellar.:. ' -. 12.00 The Rules o f Attraction (2003) Black comedy, starnng ; : f James Van DerBeek and Jessica Biel, - ’


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, Edwards.:11.05 T"ybangbang 11.35 The Last Laugh 12.35 TwO 'ffi.'j-iU;. Pints Of Lager and a Packet of Orisps 1.05 Two Pints of Lager and a j '


.- Packet of Cnsps 1.35 Man Stroke Woman 2.05 Grass 2.35 Mischief : . ?:--. • 3.30 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 4.00 Close


: ITV2 : 9.25 Emmerdale 12.10 Coronation Street 2.30 Coronation Street Family Album 3.00 The Grammy Awards 2006 5.00 Surface 6.00, Australian Pnncess 7.00 Celebnty R l Club 8.00 Dancing on Ice; - 1 : ' ■ .•-: t ; Defrosted 9.10 Love Chain 9.40 Dancing on Ice: Defrosted Results.


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j;1.55 Malibu's M o s t Wanted (2003) Comedy, starnng Jamie Kennedy. ■ ■ - ):32S Paradise (1991) Bittersweet drama, with Melanie Gnffilh. i S20,Chlfdren o f the Bride (f990) S ee ,12.25pm.


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10.10 Rim; Double Jeopardy (1999). Thniler, starnng Ashley Jud d..; : ' Including Entertainment News Update. 12.15 Rim: Mission: Impossible 2 : (2000). Blockbusting thniler sequel, starnng Tom Cruise. Including ■'


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.! . ,11.30 Rt and They Know It 12.30 Don't Fancy Yours Much 2.30 : : - ! : - Hollyoaks 5.00 Friends 5.30 Friends 6.00 Shipwrecked 2006: Battle " ■V, of the Islands 7.00 Brat Camp USA.-The kids go for a hike in the snow, 8.00 Fnends.-Joey tries to learn French. 8.30 Friends.'Monica and ; ; • ; . ■ .^.Chandler go house-hunting. 9.00 100 Greatest Sexy Moments 1.10 ~


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■ (The Friday Night Project 2.15 Pom: A Family Business 2.50 Shipwrecked -.v: 2006: Battle of the Islands 3 5 0 Brat Camp USA 4.30 Switched 4.50 Fool Around— With Catalina Guiiado' • ,


SKY SPORTS 1 12.00 Soccer Saturday 5.45 Live Super League. Catalans Dragons v


; Football Rrst 11.45 Football Rrst 1.15 Football Rrst 2 4 5 Football: ; -: Rrst 4.15 Football Rrst 5.45 Sky Sports Classics ---; - - ;


SKY SPORTS 2


. 1200 European Tour Golf 3.00 Clipper Around The’ World Yacht Race 3.30 Motor Racing 5.00 European Tour Golf 8.00 Live US Tour Golf. The '


AT&T, Pebble Beach Pro-Am.,11.00 European Tour Golf. The Johnnie-i - ' Walker Classic. 2 0 0 Clipper Around The World Yacht Race 2.30 Legends'


■A of Cnckel 3.00 Live International Cricket. The second VB Series final. ' SKY SPORTS 3


i, ,12.00 WWE: Bottom Line 1.00 Fnday Rght Night 3.00 Sports ' Unlimited 4.00 WWE: Bottom Une 5.00 WWE: Smackdown 7.00 R ugby - -' -,Union. Canterbury Crusaders v Otago Highlanders and Queensland Reds


'ir V NSW Waralahs. 10.00 Clipper Around The World Yacht Race 10.30 '+ « Molo Plus 11.00.WWE: Late Night— Smackdown 1.00 WWE: Late Night' ’ V - - Bottom Line 2 00 Motor Racing 3.30 Super League 5.00 Shitt "


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.:Entertainment News Update. 2 3 0 DARE 3 3 0 Emrperdale 6.00 Close,-j'-',. S c J ’- i ' k i c d P it . i , a r / ! . '


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LIVE RUGBY UNION: Canterbury


:- Crusaders v Otago Highlanders (Kick-off ; i j 6.35am) and Queensland Reds v NSW


: Waratahs (Kick-off 9.40am). The Super-14J' matches at the Jade Stadium and Suncorp


: -Stadium respectively. Last season’s - - - r ; champions the Crusaders will be eager to — ' get the new campaign off to the best-'; v; .,


; possible start in Chnstchurch, while the - Waratahs will be expected to come away - ; -


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Wigan Wam’ors (Kick-off 6.05pm);-8.25 Football Rrst. Full delayed •; • • coverage of one of this afternoon’s Premiership matches? 1 0.1 5 ':;


. from Brisbane with an away victory' against the Reds. (Sky Sports 2 ,6.30am)


SKY MOVIES 1 11.00 A Touch of Fate (2001) See 6.00pm. - 12.45 A Bear Named Winnie (2004) Fact-based drama, starnng Michael Fassbender, alongside Gil Bellows, David Sucheland Stephen Fiy. i .


2.30 The C a l in the Hal (2004) Comedy fantasy, starnng Mike Myers. 4.00 FemGuIly; The Last Rainforest (1992) Animated ecological adventure, Robin Williams is among the actors providingthevoices. . . - , 5.30 Oscar, Winners on S k y Movies A look at some ol the .


avrand-winning films on Sky Movies. 6.00 A Touch o l Fate (2001) Drama, starnng Ten Hatcher. 8.00 Outbreak (1995) Action thniler, starnng Dustin Hof fman. , - ,10.10 Charlie’s Angels; F u ll Throttle (2003) Action-packed adventure


■ sequel, starnng Drew Barrymore, Cameron Diaz and Lucy Liu. 12.10 Milk Money (1994) Romantic comedy, starnng Melanie Gnffilh.


; 2.05 Everybody Loves S unshine (1998) Violent drama. With David i , : ; Mwie, Rachel Shelley and Andrew Goth, who also directed.


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, 3.50 Sky Movies News The latest from Hollywood. , 4.20 A Bear Named Winnie (2004) See 12.45pm.


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: ^Ivls: The Early Years (2005) See 6.20pm. •2.30 Sity Movies News The latest from Hollywood.


.. 1.05 Jett Jackson:The Movie (2001) Fantasy a d v e n t u r e . ■


. 5‘|™ 9 Lee Thompson Young and Michael Ironside. 2.501II Remember April (1999) Family drama, starnng ™ | y Joel OsmenI, Pat Morita and Trevor Morgan,


i 4.35 Scooby-Ooo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2003) Comedy. ; ; ™ t t tu re , slaning Sarah Michelle Gellar and Matthew Ullard.


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; “ ’2o HvIs: The Early Years (2005) Conclusion of the rock 'n'-roll biopio.; ; . : :~“ J-°rif6S In Lavender (2004) Premiere. Drama, starnng Judi Dench., ‘ u „ ? 'L*'® 'f'fhole Ten Yards (2004) Comedy sequel, starring !™tthew Perry, Amanda Peet and Natasha Henstndge. ^


' : I l l ' l l ' ’*'’ "® (2004) Horror, slaning Halle Beny.


j The Butcher’s Wife (1991) Whimsical romantic comedy. ; : uomi Moore, Maiy Steenburgen and Minam Margolyes stars.; ■


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3.20 The Singing Detective (2003) Musical thniler, starnng Robert Downey Jnr, Jeremy Northam and Katie Holmes. , - ■ 5.15 Jett Jackson: The Movie (2001) See 1.05pm.


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SKY ONE 12.00 Stargate SG -1 1.00 Enteqinse 2.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation 3.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation 4.00 Best oi Brainiac: Science Abuse . 5.00 Futurama 5.30 Malcolm in the Middle 6.00 The Simpsons 6 . 3 0 , ■ - The Simpsons. Homer discovers Grandpa may not be his father. 7.00, , ,


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■1200 Valentine’s Day Survival Guide 2.10 Popworid 3.00 Young, Sexy and Rockin' 3.55 Beauty and the Geek 5.00 Fnends 5.30 Friends 6.00


. The DC. Hess continues to antagonise Ryan. 7.00 Smallville: Supennan ■ the Early Years 8.00 ER; A baby chimpanzee receives treatment. 9.00 ; Invasion. A baby Is abandoned at the Ranger station. 10.00 Desperate ’ Housewives. Bree discovers what Rex thought of her. 10.55 My Name Is


• Malcolm in the Middle 7.30 The Simpsons 8.00 Dream Team 9.00 24. ; ;: ' New series. David Palmer is assassinated. 10.00 24. Jack and Chios ; investigate David Palmer’s death. 11.00 Bones 1Z00 Stargate S G -1 1.00 ; Britain's Hardest 1.50 Star Trek: The Next Generation 240 Star Trek: The ?


- Next Generation 3.30 SlarTrek: Deep Space Nine 4.20 Relic Hunter ; *; BBC THREE


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: 7.00 Anthea Turner The Perfect Housewife 8.00 Honey We're Killing the Kids. Two boys addicted to video games get help. 9.00 Wedding Stones.. -;


: A transsexual gets mamed. 10.00 My Childhood. With Janet Street-Porter, i 10.55 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 11.25 Two Pints of Lager,


- and a Packet of Crisps 11.55 Wedding Slones 12.55 Honey We’re Killing y: ; the Kids 1.50 My Childhood 2 50 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet o f . , Crisps 3.20 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 3.50 Close


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11.55 Dancing on Ice: The Skate Off 12.25 Dancing on Ice: Defrosted; Results 1255 Australian Pnncess 1.55 Emmerdale 4.40 Coronation Street


'7.00 The Planet's Funniest Animals 7 2 0 American Idol 8.10 American Idol 9.00 Supematuial.-The Winchesters investigate a plane crash. 10.00 Rim:’ Mission: Impossible 2 (2000).Thniler, stam'ng Tom Cruise. Including S ;n :K


■ Entertainment News Update. 12.25 Coronation Street 1255 Rim: Dieiji-;,:, ; Hard 2 (1990). Thriller, stam'ng Bruce Willis. Including Entertainment News Update. 3.05 Play Sudoku 4.00 Teleshopping 6.00 Close


: Eari 11.25 Smallville: Supennan the Early Y ea rs1 2 .1 5T h eQ C 1 .1 0 ER ; ; 2.05 My Name Is Eart 2.30 Beauty and the Geek 3.30 Popworid 4.15 , Switched 4.35 Switched 4.55 Fool Around— With Calum Best


SKY SPORTS 1 - 11.00 Goals on Sunday.1.00 Uve Super Sunday. Sunderland v Tottenham' Holspur (Kick-off 1.30pm). 3.30 Live Super Sunday. Manchester City v


' Chariton Athletio (KIckroff 4.00pm). 6.30 Super Sunday: The Last W o r d '!! 7.00 Football League Review. A round-up o l recent matches. 8.00 Live ; Spanish Football. A La Liga match. 10.00 Football Special 11.30 Super ■' .


i Sunday:.The Last Word 12.00 Football League Review 1.00 Live NFL Pro s- : Bowl. The All-Star match in Honolulu (Kick-off 1.00am). 4.00 Close'-y.y 'S y


SKY SPORTS 2 . ' ' ' -


i 1200 European Tour Golf 3.00 Wateisports World 4.00 World Sport 4.30 ; Molo Plus 5.00 European Tour Golf 8.00 Live US Tour Golf. The AT&T s r- ; Pebble Beach Pro-Am. 11.30 European Tour Golf 2 3 0 Close < ■


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.1200 WWE: Velocity 1.00 WWE: Heat 2.00 Motor Racing 4.00 Ten > - ; ;Pin Bowling 5.00 WWE: Experience 6.00 Live NBA Basketball. Indiana ;


;; Pacers v San Antonio Spurs (Tiproff 6.00pm). 8.30 Clipper Around The ; ~ s ; World Yacht Race 9.00 WWE: Late Night— Afteibum. Featunng the stars ■


- of Smackdown. 10.00 WWE: Late Night— Velocity. Over-the-top - • y :,-,;-; '-- : wrestling action; 11.00 WWE: Heat 1200 Motor Racing 2 0 0 Close -? v.yy;


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LIVE S U P ER SUNDAY: Manchester City V Charlton Athletic (Kick-off 4.00pm).' ;


; The City of Manchester Stadium is the . • setting for the second of today’s live


Premiership matches,.where the Addicks i'. y will be looking to continue their fine away . form with victoiy over Stuart Pearce’s men. ;.


;Afictory for Alan Curbishley’s side would be y sweet revenge for the 5-2 trouncing they sustained at the hands of City at the Valley ' back in December. (Sky Sports 1 ,3.30pm)


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