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6.15 Mary, Mother of Jesus. (1999) 8.00 Rugrats Go Wild. (2003) 9.25 The Wild Thornberrys Movie. (2002) 10.55 Frankie and Hazel. (2000) 12.30 Good Boyl. (2003) 2.05 Rugrats Go Wild. (2003) 3.45 The Wild Thomberrys Movie. (2002) 5.30 Good Boy!. (2003) 7.30 Sky Movies News. 8.00 The Last Samurai. (2003) 10.35 The Core. (2003) 12.55 Clean and Sober. (1988) 4.00 Slackers. (2002) 5.30 UKTop 10. (2004)
SKY MOVIES 2
6.00 Scooby>Doo and the Monster of Mexico. (2003) 7.40 When Good Ghouls Go Bad. (2001) 9.35 Apollo 13. (1995) 12.00 Scooby-Ooo and the Monster of Mexico. (2003) 1.20 When Good Ghouls Go Bad. (2001) 2.55 The Ponder Heart. (2001) 4.35 Arthur’s Quest. (1996) 6.10 Prelude to a Kiss. (1992) 8.00 Apollo 13. (1995) 10.25 Jeepers Creepers 2. (2003) 12.10 Bugs. (2003) 2.40 Buying the Cow. (2002) 4.10 The One and Only. (2002) 5.45 The Ponder Heart. (2001)
SKY CINEMA 1
6.00 Chaplin Today: The Great Dictator. (2003) 6.45 Kis s Me, Stupid. (1964) 9.00 Panic in the Streets. (1950) 11.00 Chaplin Today: The Great Dictator. (2003) 11.30 One, Two, Three. (1961) 1.30 Kiss Me, Stupid. (1964) 3.45 Double Indemnity. (1944) 5.45 The Fortune Cookie. (1966) 8.00 Weird Science. (1985) 9.45 St Elmo’s Rre. (1985) 11.40 Double indemnity. (1944) 2.30 Permission to Kill. (1975) 4.10 Panic in the Streets. (1950)
SKY SPORTS 1
6.00 International Football. 7.30 International Football. 9.00 Soccer AM. 12.00 Foolball League. 2.30 Uve International Football. 5.00 International Football. 7.00 International Football. 8.30 International Football. 10.00 Football League. 11.30 International Football. 2.00 International Football. 3.30 International Football. 5.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly. 5.30 Moto +.
SKY SPORTS 2
6.00 Sports Unlimited. 7.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly. 7.30 ICC Cricket World. 6.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly. 8.30 Live World Wide Rugby: Super 12.10.30 Australian Rugby League. 12.30 Friday Fight Night. 2.30 World Wide Rugby: Super 12. 4.30 Live Rugby Union. 7.00 Live US Tour Golf. 11.00 European Tour Golf. 3.00 US Tour Golf.
SKY SPORTS 3
6.00 European Tour Golf. 9.00 Rally Fever. 10.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Smackdown. 12.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: TTie Bottom Line. 1.00 US Tour Golf. 5.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Smackdown. 7.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: The Bottom Line. 8.00 Australian Rugby League. 10.00 Max Power. 11.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Lato Night Smackdown. 2.00 WWE: Late Night Bottom Line. 3.00 Max Power. 4.00 World Wide Rugby: Super 12.
EUROSPORT
7.30 YOZ Mag. 8.00 Track Cycling World Championships. 9.30 Live Curling. 12.30 Football. 2.00 Football: Top 24 Clubs. 2.30 Live Horse Racing. 3.30 Live Cycling: Crlterium International. 4.45 Live Horse Racing. 5.45 WATTS. 6.00 Strongest Man. 7.00 Live Football: World Cup Qualifiers. 11.30 British Eurosport News Report. 11.45 Poker European Tour. 0.45 British Eurosport News Report. 2.00 Close.
SKY ONE
6.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 7.00 Transformers: Armada. 7.30 Yu-Gi-Ohl. 8.00 Pokemon Advanced Challenge. 8.30 Dragon Booster. 9.00 Yu*Gi*Oh: Waking the Dragons. 9.30 Dinotopia. 10.30 Dinotopia. 11.30 Futurama: Welcome to the World of Tomorrow. 11.40 Anonymous Rex. 1.30 Michael Jackson Trial. 2.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 3.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 4.00 Star Trek: Enterprise. 5.00 Malcolm in the Middle. 5.30 Oliver Beene. 6.00 The Simpsons. 6.30 The Simpsons. 7.00 The Simpsons. 7.30 The Simpsons. 8.00 The Simpsons. 8.30 Father of the Pride. 9.00 24.10.00 24. 11.00 24. 12.00 Hex. 2.00 South Park. 2.30 South Park. 3.00 South Park. 3.30 Relic Hunter. 4.20 Star Trek: Voyager. 5.10 Yu-Gi-Ohi. 5.35 Transformers: Armada.
UKTV GOLD
6.05 Monarch of the Glen. 7.05 Some Mothers Do ‘Ave ‘Em. 8.00 The Doctor Who Story. 8.10 Doctor Who. 10.20 Doctor Who. 1.05 Doctor Who. 3.10 Doctor Who. 5.25 Doctor Who. 7.00 My Hero. 7.40 My Hero. 8.20 My Hero. 9.00 The Vicar of Dibley. 10.00 The Vicar of Dibley. 10.50 Gimme Gimme Gimme. 11.30 Absolutely Fabulous. 12.25 Forces of Nature. 3.20 The Vicar of Dibley. 4.10 Gimme Gimme Gimme. 4.50 Chef!. 5.25 Chef!.
BBC THREE
7.00 Strictly Dance Fever on Three. 7.45 Doctor Who Confidential. 8.15 Farscape. 9.00 BBC Three Outtakes Show. 9.10 Making Little Britain Too. 9.40 Strictly Dance Fever on Three. 10.00 What Women Want. 12.00 The Fight: Bosnich v Spoony. 2.00 Two Pints of Lager.and a Packet of Crisps. 2.30 Grass. 3.00 The Mighty Boosh. 3.30 High Spirits with Shirley Ghostman.
B B C 1
6.00 Fimbles. (R) (C) 6.40 The Story Makers. (R) (C) 7.00 Arthur. (R) (C) 7.25 Astro Boy. (R) (C) 7.45 Tom and Jerry Kids. (R) (C) 8.10 Taz-Mania. (R) (C) 8.35 The Scooby, Scrappy and Yabba Doo Show. (R) (C) 9.00 The Sat urday Show. (C) 10.30 Dance Factory. (C) 11.00 Top of the Pops Saturday. (C) 12.00 BBC News: Weather. (C) 12.10 Football Focus. 1.00 Diagnosis Murder. (R) (C) 2.30 Match of the Day Uve. Gary Linek er presents iive coverage of the World Cup qualifier between England and Northern Ireland at OldTrafford. Kick off at 3.00. (C)
5.10 News; Regional News; Weather. (C) 5.25 DrWho: A New Dimension. Preview of the new series, back on screen after nine years. Featuring cast inter views, behind the scenes access and a delve back into the Doctor’s past. (C)
5.55 Strictly Dance Fever. Graham Nor ton hosts a search to find Britain's best dancers. Today sees the audi tions for those trying to make it into the competition. (C)
7.00 Doctor Who. When Rose Tyler meets a mysterious stranger called the Doc tor, her life will never be the same again. Soon she realises that the whole of planet Earth is in danger. (C)
7.45 The National Lottery Jet Set. Eamonn Holmes presents a fast- moving quiz shovi, incorporating the National Lottery draw and featuring a prize of a luxury holiday. (C)
8.20 Casualty. Selena faces a challenge when called out by her estranged husband Will on a police surgeon shift. Luke finds it hard to be with Claire while Bex is ill upstairs. (C)
9.10 Strictly Dance Fever. The first three couples through to the competition are announced. (C)
9.40 News; Weather. (C)
: 1 0 .0 5 FILM: Mr Harvey Lights a Candle-:: (2005) Drama about a teacher who is forced to come to terms with a secret from his past as a result of events during a school trip to Salisbury cathedral. Starring Timothy Spall. (C)
; 11.30 ; FILM: Sliding Doors. (1998) Roman-; tic comedy exploring" the nature'of fate, destiny and self-determination in which a young woman's future is affected by a two-second delay. Star ring Gwyneth Paltrow, John Hannah.
2.10 Match of the Day. 3.50 A Question of Sport. (R) (C) 4.20 Top of the Pops. (R) (C) 4.50 Joins BBC News 24.
6.00 Breakfast. (C) 9.00 Weekend 24. (C) 10.00 Gary Rhodes: The Cookery Year. (R) (C) 10.30 The Nation’s Favourite Food. (R) (C) 11.00 Bill’s Food. (R) (C) 11.25 Home Front in the Garden. (R) (C) 12.00 See Hear. (R) (Sign Language) 12.50 Trade Secrets. (R) (C) 1.00 Film 2005 with Jonathan Ross. (R) (C) 1.30 Swaps. (C) 2.30 FILM: The Sundowners. (1960) Starring Deborah Kerr. (C)
s 4.40 - FILM: Heaven Knows, Mr A lii- : son. (1957) Romantic drama. Starring Deborah Kern (C)
6.20 Flog It! (R) (C) 7.20 Around the World in 80 Trea sures. Dan Cruickshank tangles with a 10-armed naked goddess in India. (R) (C)
8.20 Pr in ce ss Margaret: A Love Story. (2004) The constitutional crisis caused by Princess Mar garet’s 1950’s affair. (R) (C)
9.10 Richard the Lionheart and Sal- adin... Holy Warriors. Docu- drama examining the relationship between Richard the Lionheart and Saladin. (C)
10.40 The Apprentice. Each team has to come up with an advertising campaign for a new hi-fi product.
11.40 Never Mind the Buzzcocks. Comedy pop quiz. (R) (C)
12.10 Boxing: Four Nations. 2.00 BBC Learning Zone.
FIVE
6.00 Sunrise. 6.55 Bear in the Big Blue House. (R) (T) 7.20 Milkshakel 7.25 Noddy. (R) 8.00 Miss Spider’s Sunny Patch Friends. 8.30 The Save-Umsl. (R) 9.00 Beyblade. (T) 9.25 Xcal- ibur. (R) 10.00 Hercules; the Legendary Jour neys. (R) (T) 10.55 RAD - The Groms Tour America. (R) (T) 11.25 Home and Away Omnibus. (R) (T) 1.30 FILM: A River Runs through It. (1992) Starring Craig Sheffer, Brad Pitt, Tom Skerritt. (T) 3.50 FILM: The Sword in the Stone. (1963) (T) 5.20 Five News. 5.35 Live International Football. Israel v
ITV 2
6.00 GMTV2. 9.25 Emmerdale Omnibus. 12.10 Coronation Street Omnibus. 2.35 The Contender. 3.35 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?. 4.35 cd:uk. 5.35 It’s Good to Be... Christina Aguilera. 6.00 It’s Good to Be... Britney Spears. 6.30 Planet's Funniest Animals. 7.00 Nanny 911. 8.00 Movies Now. 8.10 Celebrities Exposed: Bad Boys and Hell Raisers. 9.10 The Mummy Returns. 11.40 Jordan and Peter - Laid Bare. 12.40 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Celebrity Special. 2.45 Emmerdale Omnibus. 5.05 Teleshopping. 5.35 1TV2 Nightscreen.
ITV3
6.00 Survival. 6.55 Survival. 7.45 The Royal, 8.40 Noah’s Ark. 9.45 Outside Edge - Corfu Special. 10.50 Survival, 11.50 Survival. 12.55 The Royal, 1.55 Rising Damp. 2.25 Surgical Spirit. 2.55 Surgical Spirit. 3.30 The Grimleys. 4,00 The Grimleys. 4.30 Outside Edge. 5,00 Noah’s Ark. 6.05 Jeeves and Wooster, 7.10 Hornblower. 9.10 Cadfael. 10.45 Hammer House of Horror. 11.50 The Bill Omnibus. 2.55 Noah’s Ark. 4.00 Teleshopping.
Republic of Ireland (Kick-off 5.50pm) Live coverage of the world cup group four qualifier at the Ramat-Gan Stadi um in Tel Aviv. (T)
8.00 Buffy. 8.55 five news. (T) 9.10 CSI:NY. The team probe the disap pearance of a stockbroker who was investigating another broker. (T)
10.05 Law and Order: Criminal Intent. An airport baggage supervisor is killed when her car stalls. (T)
LIVING TV
6.00 Home Shopping. 7.00 Hi*5,7.35 Junglies. 7.45 TTie Forgotten Toys. 7.55 Busy Buses. 8.00 Barney and Friends. 8.30 Elmo’s World. 8,45 Jibba Jabba. 8.55 Barney and Friends. 9.25 Hi-5. 10.00 According to Jim. 11.00 Charmed. 11.55 Charmed. 12.50 Celebrity Extra. 1.00 Charmed, 7.00 America’s Next Top Model. 8,00 Charmed. 9.00 Most Haunted: Scare the Nation. 12.00 Dead Famous. 2.00 Rock Me Baby. 2.25 Scream Team. 3.15 The Wedding Planner. 3.40 The Cosby Show, 4.05 Happy Family. 4.30 Crossing Over with John Edward. 5.20 Celebrity Extra, 5.30 Home Shopping.
SCI-FI
6.00 Ray Bradbury Theatre. 7.00 Teleshopping. 10.00 The Pretender. 12.00 The Amazing Captain Nemo. 2.00 The KGB Psychic Files. 3.00 The KGB Psychic RIes. 4.00 Robot Wars. 5.00 Robot Wars. 6.00 The Pretender. 7.00 The Pretender. 8.00 Dark Angel. 9.00 Dark Angel. 10.00 Sanctimony. 11.35 Emmanuelle in Space: Queen of the Galaxy. 2.25 Dark Angel. 3.20 Dark Angel. 4.10 The Pretender. 5.05 The Pretender.
The Last Samurai, Sky Movies 1. 8pm
Set in Japan during the 1870s, The Last Samurai tells the story of Capt. Hathan Algren (Tom Cruise), an American military officer hired by the Emperor of Japan to train the country's first army in the art of modern warfare. As the govern ment attempts to eradicate the
a struggle between two worlds.
Batman Forever, S k y Movies 2, 9.30pm
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encounte«Uah®lK" e"**® •'“"self unexpectedly affected by his I s i S f e
warrior class in preparation for more Western- places him at the center of
Hero the Caped Cnisader must once again contend with two strange-iooking, personaiity* impaired viiiains. First, there s maniacai ex*DA Harvey TwcnFace. Then there's the wisecracking, hyperactive Riddler, whose aitei^ ego Edward Nygma is a nerdy, highiy disgruntled ex-employee of Bruce Wayne. Together, these two masterminds plan to conquer the world.
11.00 Make Me a Supermodel. Rachel Hunter fronts a major new series to find the next new supermodel. (T)
12.00 IRLM:The Proposal. (1999) Roman tic thriller. An undercover cop recruits a policewoman to help him. Starring ' „ Jennifer Esposito, Nick Moran. (T)
2.40 Law and Order: Special Victirris Unit. Drama series. (R) (T)
3.25 Sunset Beach. (R) (T) 4.05 Russell Grant’s Postcards. (R) 4.20 The Invaders, fn 5.10 Sons and Daughters. (T)
Paridnson, nVI, a25pm
Among other things, Holly wood actor John IVavolta reveals to Parkinson how the night he danced with the late Princess Diana at The White House gave him new direc tion. The Pulp Fiction star admits^ “i was at a particular low point in my career and I didn’t think anyone was inter ested in me anymore, “In 19951 got a call from the White House saying they were inviting me to a big din ner honouring Charles and Diana. I was just thrilled to be
ITV1
6.00 GMTV. 9.25 MOM. 11.30 cd:uk. 12.30 ITV News; Weather. 12.35 Granada News and Weather. 12.40 Planet’s Funniest Ani mals. 12.55 The Blues: The Story of the 2005 University Boat Race.
1.55 Rosemary and Thyme. Drama series about a gardening amateur
detective duo. The girls go to Italy to create a garden for a restaura teur. But one mysterious death leads to another. (R)
invited anywhereP’ At the ball, Nancy Reagan made a bee-line for him. “She came over and said ‘There’s only one wish that Diana has and that is to dance with you’.
CHANNEL 4
6.10 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 7.00 Trans World Sport. (T) 8.00 The Morning Line. (T) 8.55 Futurama. (R) (T) 9.25 Freaky. (R) (T) 9.45 hit40uk. (R) 10.20 One Tree Hill. (T) 11.20 Friends. (R) (T) 11.50 T4 Movie Special: Be Cool. (T) 12.25 The Games: Live. (R) 2.00 Channel 4 Racing from Kempton Park, Haydock Park and Carlisle. (T) 4.20 FILM: Revenge of the Pink Panther. (1978) Starring Peter Sellers. (T) 6.10 Morgan and Platell. Political chat. 6.40 C4 News;. (T) 7.10 . Surviving Extremes. Nick Mid dleton tries to survive in extreme locations.
9.10 The Games: Live. Jamie Theak- ston and Jayne Middlemiss pre sent The Games 2005, live from Sheffield. Featuring the men’s weightlifting and women’s hurdles, plus the latest from the athletes’ village. (T)
i 10.15 - FILM: Traffic. (2000) America’s war on drugs is examined through several interconnected stories. Starring Michael Douglas, , Catherine Zeta-Jones. (T)
2.00 The Friday Night Project. (R) (T) 3.10 Experimental. (R) (T) 3.40 Blowing It. (R) (T) 3.50 FILM: Jean de Florette. (1986) Starring Yves Montand, Gerard Depar dieu, Daniel Auteuil. 5.50 Angela Anacon da. (R)(T)
2.55 Midsomer Murders. When a fam ily turn the memorial garden into a tea shop, they dig up more than just the animosity of the locals, leaving Dl Tom Barnaby to investi gate a murder. (R)
4.55 Granada News and Weather. The latest headlines in the North West, plus a regional weather forecast.
5.10 News; Sports Results; Weather. News update, sports results and weather report.
5.25 Stars in Their Eyes Live Final. Cat Deeley hosts the Grand Final, with impersonations of Celine Dion, Justin Hawkins from The Darkness, Phil Collins, Luther Van- dross, Will Young, Sarah Bright- man, Shakira and Dido.
7.00 Ant and Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway. Little Ant and Dec interview England football captain David Beckham, and Mariah Carey performs her new single. Plus another unsuspecting celebri ty gets stitched up.
8.10 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Celebrity Special. Chris Tarrant hosts a celebrity charity special of the award-winning quiz show. The guests are Joan Collins and hus band Percy Gibson and Stephen Fry and Nigella Lawson.
9.10 Stars in Their Eyes Live Final Result. Cat Deeley announces the winner of this series of Stars in Their Eyes, as voted for by view ers. Who will take the honour from last year’s winner, who imperson ated Paul Robeson?
9.35 Parkinson. Hollywood actress Goldie Hawn, veteran news reporter John Sergeant, and actor John Travolta are the guests join ing Michael Parkinson tonight. With music from John Legend.
10.45 News. The latest national and international news, plus national weather.
11.00 FILM: End of Days. (1999) Action adventure story about a private security guard who finds himself caught up in an apocalyptic con flict - protecting a girl from the Devil in the last hours of the millen nium.
2.00 cd:uk. Music chart stiow featuring the latest videos and live acts in the studio.
2.50 Entertainment Now! The latest showbiz news. (R)
3.15 Dare to Believe. (R) 3.40 Faithless in Profile. (R) 4.05 Mixmasters. (R) 4.30 Cybernet. (R) 5.00 ITV Nightscreen. 5.30 ITV Early Morning News.
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6.00 Breakfast. (C) 9.30 Animal Park. (R) (C) 10.00 Risen Today. (C) 11.00 Urbi et Orbi. (C) 11.40 Countryfile. (C) 12.40 BBC News. (C) 12.50 EastEnders. (R) (C) 2.45 FILM: Hook. (1991) Starring Robin Williams, Dustin Hoff man, Julia Roberts. (C) 5.00 Songs of Praise. Prunella Scales joins Pam Rhodes lor an Easter cele bration in words and music from the cathedral in Bury St Edmunds. (C)
5.35 As Time Goes By. Romantic sitcom. Judith is involved in a new romance. And Jean’s well-meaning efforts on her daughter’s behalf only lead to complications. (R) (C)
6.05 Last of the Summer Wine. Tempted by the superior quality of her baking, a renowned romancer of gullible women focuses his attentions on the widow Nora Batty. (C)
6.35 Tsunami: Anatomy of a Disaster. Science-based documentary about the Indian Ocean tsunami, told exclu sively by people who lived through it. Mixing previously unseen footage and accounts from a whole range of survivors, this film explains what hap pened in unprecedented detail, show ing what caused the wave and why it was so powerful. (C)
7.35 News; Regional News; Weather. (C) 8.00 The Queen’s Castle. Three-part documentary series which goes behind the scenes at the Queen’s favourite home, Windsor Castle. Pres ident Chirac of France comes to visit.
9.00 Fingersmith. Crime drama set in 1860s London. A handsome con man plans to elope with, then rob a rich young heiress. However, the thief he enlists to help develops a relationship with the target. (C)
10.00 News; Weather. (C) 10.15 FILM: Enigma. (2001) World War II ^
an,emotionally fragile ;
code-breaker who is called back to the scone of his mental breakdown when the Enigma machine fails to crack the new German code. Starring Scott, Kate Winslet, Saffron
Burrows. (C)
12.10 FILM: A ll the President’s Men. A powerful drama reconstruct
ing the Watergate investigation which ; ;
1^^ to the most sensational political scandal of the 1970s. Starring Robert Bedford, Dustin Hoffman, Jack War den. (C)
2.30 Joins BBC News 24.
Earthsea, Channel 4, 5.20pm
Legendary fantasy author Ursula K Le Gain's Nebula and Hugo Award-winning series Earthsea has earned a treasured place in the world of imaginative litera ture. Think of the grand scope of The Lord of the Rings married with the magic of Harry Potter.
From the labyrinth of the Nameless Ones to the hid den chambers of Earthsea, Ged and Tenar must sur
vive incredible and fantasti cal dangers as they embark on a quest to prevent King TVgath's immoral ambitions and restore eternal peace to their home.
CHANNEL 4
6.00 Fimbles. (R) (C) 6.40 The Story Mak ers. (C) 7.00 Looney Tunes. (R) (C) 7.05 The Scooby and Scrappy Show. (R) (C) 7.30 Smile. (C) 10.00 FILM: The Other Love. (1947) Starring Barbara Stanwyck, David Niven, Maria Palmer. (C) 11.30 The Super League Show. (C) 12.15 World Fig ure Skating Championships. (C) 1.00 FILM: The 300 Spartans. (1962) Starring Richard Egan, Ralph Richardson, Diane Baker. (C) 2.50 FILM: Around the World in 80 Days. (1956) Starring David Niven, Robert Nevrton, Cantinflas. (C) 5.30 Springwatch with Bill Oddie. (R) (C) 6.30 Jimmy’s Farm. Documentary series. (C)
8.00 Ray Mears’ Bushcraft. Ray Mears explores the world of bushcraft. (R) (C)
9.00 HELP. Sitcom about a therapist and his array of clients. A maths professor is afraid of falling in to an abyss when he thinks about Fermat’s last theorem. (C)
9.30 Wagner’s Ring: The Rhinegold. From the Royal Qpera House, Covent Garden, a new production of Wagner’s Ring cycle. The tale begins when a ring of awesome power is made from gold stolen from three Rhinemaidens. (C)
12.10 Rugby Special. 12.50 FILM: The Set-Up. (1949) Starring Robert Ryan. (C) 2.00 BBC Learning Zone.
FIVE
6.00 Softies. (R) 6.05 Jay Jay the Jet Plane. (R) 6.30 Franny’s Feet. 6.40 Oswald. (R) 6.55 Bear in the Big Blue House. (R) (T) 7.20 Milk shake! 7.25 Noddy. (R) 7.55 Miss Spider’s Sunny Patch Friends. 8.25 Save-Ums! (R) 9.00 Insect Antics. (R) 9.05 Peppa Pig. (R) 9.10 Ice Cream Machine. (R) (T) 9.25 George Shrinks. (R) 10.00 Don’t Blame the Koalas. (R) (T) 10.30 Combat Club. (R) (T) 11.00 Snobs. (R) (T) 11.35 Make It Big. (R) (T) 12.05 Brace- face. (R) 12.35 Divine Designs. (R) (T) 1.05 news. (T) 1.15 Easter in Art. (R) (T) 1.45
FILM: Easter Parade. (1948) Starring Judy Garland, Fred Astaire, Peter Lawford. (T) 3.45 FILM: Shout at the Devil. (1976) Starring Lee Marvin, Roger Moore, Barbara Parkins. (T) 5.55 five news. (T) 6.10 FILM: See Spot Run. (2001) Comedy about a mailman who is plunged irito a series of adventures.when he adopts a pet. Starring David Arquette.
8.00 Joey. Joey starts dating Donna, a girl he idolised as a teenager. (T)
8.30 Two and a Half Men. Charlie re- thinks the way he treats women. (T)
9.00 FILM: Tears of the Sun.~(2002)' Thriller about a veteran American sol dier who leads his team into the Nige^ > nan jungle to rescue a female doctor Starring Bruce Willis, Monica Bellucci.
11.15 World’s Wildest P olice Videos. Footage of reckless criminals. (T)
12.10 2005 Winter X Games. (T) 1.10 NCAA College Basketball. 2.40 Sunshine Tour Golf. 3.30 Ironman Triathlon; Hawaii. (R) 4.20 Por tuguese Football. (R)
LIVING TV
6.00 Home Shopping. 7.00 Hi-5.7.35 Junglies. 7.45 The Forgotten Toys. 7.55 Busy Buses. 8.00 Barney and Friends. 8.30 Elmo's World. 8.45 Jibba Jabba. 8.55 Barney and Friends. 9.25 Hi-5. 10.00 According to Jim. 10.30 Charmed. 11.30 Celebrity Extra. 12.00 America’s Next Top Model. 1.00 Charmed. 7.00 Life as We Know It. 8.00 Extreme Makeover UK. 9.00 Most Haunted: Scare the Nation. 12.00 Dead Famous. 1.00 Scream Team. 1.50 Rock Me Baby. 2.15 Celebrity Extra. 2.35 Meet My Folks. 3.20 The Cosby Show. 3.50 Happy Family. 4.15 Crossing Over with John Edward. 5.05 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry. 5.30 Home Shopping.
SCi-FI
6.00 Ray Bradbury Theatre. 7.00 Teleshopping. 10.00 Farscape. 11.00 Farscape. 12.00 Children of Dune. 1.40 Children of Dune. 3.20 Children of Dune. 5.00 Crusade. 6.00 Andromeda. 7.00 Medical Investigation. 8.00 The Day of the Triffids. 10.00 The Lawnmower Man. 12.00 Good vs Evil. 1.00 Good vs Evil. 2.00 The Lawnmower Man. 4.00 Farscaoo. 5.00 Farscaoe.
6.10 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 7.00 The World Football Show. 7.30 Freestyle Skiing World, 8.25 Vee-TV. (T) 8.55 Switched. (T) 9.25 Popworld. (T) 10.20 Hollyoaks Omnibus. (R) (T) (Signed) 12.55 H Side Story. (T) 1.30 The Games: Live. (R) 2.40 The OC. (T) 3.40 Freaky. (T) 3.55 Star Trek: Enterprise. (T) 4.50 The Simpsons. (R) (T) 5.20 Earthsea. (T) 6.55 Evil. The concept of evil. (T) 7.55 C4 News;. (T) 8.00 Bremner, Bird and Fortune. Top ical satirical comedy. (T)
9.00 The Games: Live. Jamie Theak- ston and Jayne Middlemiss pre sent The Games 2005. (T)
10.00 Faking It Special. Kevin McMa hon, a 24-year-old physicist, is given four weeks to become a supremely confident illusionist. (T)
11.40 FILM: Batman. (1989) Dark, brooding interpretation of the- story of Gotham City’s Caped
Bruce Wayne - and his battle with ; ; the evil Joker. Starring Jack Nicholson, Michael Keaton, Kim Basinger. (T)
1.55 Where’s Bingo Betty? (R) (T) 2.05 My Friend the Mercenary. (R) (T) 3.00 KQTV. (T) 3.25 World Football. (R) 3.55 Freestyle Skiing World Championships. (R) 4.50 Freesports on 4: NASS - (R) 5.40 Freesports on 4: Xbox Big Day Out.
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6.00 GMTV. 10.10 UP2U. (R) 10.45 My Favourite Hymns. 11.45 The Opera Babes in Jerusalem. (R) 12.45 Jonathan Dimble- by including Lunchtime News and Weath er. 1.50 Granada News and Weather. 2.00 The Boat Race. 3.55 FILM: Evil under the Sun. (1982) Agatha Christie’s murder mystery. Hercule Poirot sets out to discover the truth behind the death of a stage star at a resort hotel on an
- Adriatic island. Starring Peter UstF nov, Jane Birkin, Colin Blakely.
6.00 House of Horrors. The show that catches rogue traders red-handed. In the last of the series, Jonathan Maitland comes face-to-face with the rip-off plumber and serial con- man who gets his comeuppance.
6.25 Granada News and Weather. The latest headlines in the North West, plus a regional weather forecast.
6.40 News; Weather. The latest nation al and international news.
7.00 Emmerdale. Paddy and Viv’s hid den feelings lead to a fiery exchange. Carl struggles to come to terms with the extent of Chloe’s treachery. Debbie comes to the Dingles’ rescue.
7.30 Coronation Street. Ray admits that there’s no family fortune - will Tracy run a mile? Angela and Katy fear the net is closing in. Chesney over eggs his Easter scam.
8.00 Heartbeat. A new police sergeant receives a cool reception when he arrives from the city with big ideas. PC Walker is distracted by a young nurse at Ashfordly General.
9.00 Colditz. First of a two-part drama. Three BritisTi servicemen escape from a German POW camp, one makes it over the border to Switzerland but the other two are captured and sent to Colditz.
11.00 News. The latest national and international news, plus national weather.
11.05 The South Bank Show. This film examines the exceptional partner ship between Alina Cojocaru and Johan Kobborg, two of the Royal Ballet’s brightest young stars, and gains unique access to the pair.
12.05 Faith and Music. An entertainer talks about their life and beliefs. Singer Chris de Burgh guides us through his spiritual beliefs and how they have informed his life and music. (R)
12.55 The Mystery of the Shroud. Pro gramme looking at the discovery of a 2,000-year-old shrouded body in a Jerusalem tomb which has shed new light on the controversy of the Turin Shroud and Jesus’ burial. (R)
1.50 The Paul O’Grady Show. Boy George is among the guests join ing Paul O ’Grady on his early evening entertainment show. (R)
2.40 The Unknown Peter Sellers. (R) (Signed) 3.35 Today with Des and Mel. (R) 4.25 ITV Nightscreen. 5.30 ITV Early Morning News.
iTV 2
6.00 GMTV2.9.25 Planet's Funniest Animals. 9.45 Valiant: The World Premiere. 10.15 cd:uk. 11.15 American Idol. 12.05 American Idol. 12.35 Ant and Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway. 1.45 Emmerdale Omnibus. 4.30 Coronation Street Omnibus. 6.50 Ant and Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway. 8.00 Ameri6an Idol. 9.20 Jordan and Peter • Laid Bare. 10.20 Coronation Street. 10.50 Sleeping with Celebrities. 11.55 Celebrities Exposed: Big Spenders and Skinflints. 12.55 Baddiel and Skinner Unplanned. 1.25 Club Reps The Workers • Uncut. 2.20 Teleshopping. 4.20 ITV2 Nightscreen.
ITV3
6.00 Survival. 6.55 The Return of Sherlock Holmes. 7.50 Second Thoughts. 8.20 Second Thoughts. 8.45 Hornblower. 10.50 The Return of Sherlock Holmes. 11.55 Outside Edge. 12.25 Heartbeat. 1.25 Cadfael. 3.00 Jeeves and Wooster. 4.05 Jesus of Nazareth - Part 2. 6.50 The Return of Sherlock Holmes. 8.00 Hitler and Hess. 9.00 White Squall. 11.25 The Vice. 12.25 White Squall. 2.50 ITV3 Niahtscreen. 3.15 Emmerdale Omnibus.
SKY MOVIES 1
6.00 Marilyn and Me. (1991) 8.00 Home Alone 4. (2002) 10.00 Harry Potter and the Chamber ol Secrets. (2002) 12.45 Spirited Away. (2002) 2.55 UK Top 10. (2004) 3.15 Home Alone 4. (2002) 5.15 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. (2002) 8.00 Calendar Girls. (2003) 10.00 Anger Management. (2002) 11.50 Sudden Death. (1995) 1.45 Unspeakable. (2002) 3.40 Otherworld. (2000) 5.35 Bonus Valiant.
SKY MOVIES 2
7.20 Gentle Ben: Terror on the Mountain. (2002) 8.55 Jumanji. (1995) 10.40 Mystery Science Theatre 3000; The Movie. (1996) 12.00 GenKe Ben: Terror on the Mountain. (2002) 1.55 Batman Forever. (1995) 4.00 Jumanji. (1995) 6.00 Maid In Manhattan. (2002) 8.00 Batman: Mystery of the Batwoman. (2003) 9.30 Batman Forever. (1995) 11.35 Eight Legged Freaks. (2002) 1.20 Even Cowgirls Get the Blues. (1993) 3.00 Past Tense. (1994) 4.35 Bogus. (1996)
SKY CINEMA 1
6.00 The Ten Commandments. (1956) 9.40 The Circus. (1926) 11.00 The Breaking Point. (1950) 12.45 Carry On up the Khyber. (1968) 2.30 The Ten Commandments. (1956) 6.15 Carry On up the Khyber. (I960) 8.00 She’s Having a Baby. (1988) 10.00 Pretty In Pink. (1986) 11.40 Sunday. Bloody Sunday. (1971) 1.35 Pretty In Pink. (1986) 3.15 The Circus. (1928) 4.35 Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm. (1938)
SKY SPORTS 1
6.00 International Football. 7.30 International Football. 9.00 Jimmy Hill's Sunday Supplement. 10.00 Goals on Sunday. 12.00 Jimmy Hill's Sunday Supplement. 1.00 Gillette World Sport. 1.30 Conference Football. 4.00 Masters Foolball: European Masters. 7.00 Speedway. 10.00 Masters Foolball: European Masters. 1.00 Conference Football. 2.00 Football League Review. 2.30 Masters Football: European Masters. 5.30 Football League Review.
SKY SPORTS 2
6.00 Motor Racing Special:
So...You Want To Be An FI Driver?. 7.00 Live European Tour Golf. 10.00 Moto +. 10.30 Australian Rugby League. 12.30 Rally Fever. 1.30 Motor Racing Special:
So...You Want To Be An F1 Driver?. 2.30 Live Rugby Union. 5.00 Motor Racing Special:
So...You Want To Be An F1 Driver?. 6.00 Moto +. 6.30 Walersports World. 7.30 Live US Tour Golf. 0.30 European Tour Golf. 3.30 Motor Racing Special:
So...You Want To Be An FI Driver?. 4.30 Gillette World Sports. 5.00 Tenpin Bowling.
SKY SPORTS 3
6.00 Watersports World. 7.00 Max Power. 8.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Afterburn. 9.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Velocity. 10.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Heat. 11.00 Wild Spirits. 11.30 Racing News. 12.00 Rugby Union Update. 1.30 Moto +. 2.00 Motor Racing Special; 50.. .Y0U Want To Be An FI Driver?. 3.00 Ice Skating. 4.00 Ice Skating. 5.00 Motor Racing Special: S0...Y0U Want To Be An FI Driver?. 6.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Experience. 7.00 Football League Review. 7.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly. 8.00 Motor Racing Special: 50.. .Y0U Want To Be An FI Driver?. 9.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Late Night Afterburn. 10.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Late Night Velocity. 11.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Heat. 0.00 Speedway: Elite League. 3.00 Australian Rugby League. 5.00 Watersports World.
EUROSPORT
7.30 Football: Top 24 Clubs. 8.00 Track Cycling World Championships. 9.30 Football. 10.30 Football. 11.30 Football. 12.30 Live Snooker. 3.00 Live Curling. 6.00 Cycling: Criterium International. 7.00 Football. 9.00 Rowing. 10.00 British Eurosport News Report. 10.15 Snooker. 0.15 British Eurosport News Report. 0.30 Close.
SKY ONE
6.00 Hour of Power. 7.00 Transformers: Armada. 7.30 Yu-Gi-Ohl 8.00 Pokemon Advanced Challenge. 8.30 Dragon Booster. 9.00 W-Gi-Ohl Waking the Dragons. 9.30 Futurama. 10.00 WWE Experience. 11.00 Dinotopia. 1.00 Oliver Beene. 1.30 Jackson Trial. 2.00 Futurama. 3.00 The Simpsons. 3.30 Tsunami Football Testimonial. 6.00 The Simpsons. 7.00 Malcolm in the Middle. 7.30 Father of the Pride. 8.00 Dream Team. 9.00 24.10.00 Nip/Tuck. 11.00 Chavs. 12.00 Red Light Girls. 1.00 Best of Kirsty's Home Videos. 1.50 Very Worst.... 2.40 Secrets of Psychics Rnatly Revealed. 3.30 Secret World of Close Encounters. 4.20 UFO Invasion: UK. 5.10 Yu- Gi-Ohl 5.35 Transformers: Armada.
UKTV GOLD
6.00 Monarch of the Glen. 7.00 What a Carry On! 7.35 Carry On Matron. 9.20 What a Carry On! 9.50 Carry On Follow That Camel. 11.40 What a Carry On! 12.20 Carry On Abroad. 2.05 What a Carry On! 2.35 Carry On Henry. 4.15 What a Carry On! 4.55 Carry On Matron. 6.50 The Good Life. 9.00 Only Fools and Horses. 10.55 Gimme Gimme Gimme. 11.35 Absolutely Fabulous. 12.30 Only Fools and Horses. 2.25 The Wooden Horse. 4.40 Charlie’s Angels. 5.35 Neighbours.
BBC THREE
7.00 Doctor Who. 7.45 BBC Three Outtakes Show. 8.15 Meet the Parents. 10.00 Casanova. 11.00 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 11.30 Twisted Tales. 12.00 High Spirits with Shirley Ghostman. 12.30 Swiss Toni. 1.00 The Rght: Bosnich v Spoony. 2.00 18 With a Bullet. 3.00 Soendaholics.
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