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SUNDAY, JULY 25TH SKY MOVIES 1


6.00 A Storm In Summer. (1999) 8.00 UK Top 10. (2004) 8.30 A Lost Princess. (2002) 10.00 Crossroads. (2002) 12.00 Rookie of the Year. (1993) 2.00 A Storm in Summer. (1999) 3.40 Bonus! Thunderbirds. 4.00 Rookie of the Year. (1993) 6.00 Crossroads. (2002) 8.00 Vanilla Sky. (2001) 10.20 The Bourne Identity. (2002) 12.25 Monster’s Bail. (2001) 2.20 The Believer. (2001) 4.05 Oklahoma!. (1999)


SKY MOVIES 2


6.15 By Dawn’s Early Light. (2000) 8.15 When Good Ghouls Go Bad. (2001) 10.05 Keep the Faith, Baby. (2002) 12.05 Uke Mike. (2002) 1.55 US Top 10. 2.20 When Good Ghouts Go Bad. (2001) 3.55 Keep the Faith, Baby. (2002) 5.45 Like Mike. (2002) 7.30 Sky Movies News. 6.00 Daredevil. (2002) 9.45 Eight Legged Freaks. (2002) 11.30 Scorcher. (2002) 1.05 Out Cold. (2001) 2.40 Project Viper. (2002) 4.15 By Dawn’s Early Light (2000)


SKY CINEMA 1


6.00 Love Me Tonight. (1932) 7.30 In the Navy. (1941) 9.00 The Man in the Iron Mask. (1977) 11.00 A Dog’s Life. (1918) 11.45 The Young Lions. (1958) 2.35 Love Me Tonight. (1932) 4.20 The Man in the Iron Mask. (1977) 6.15 Man in the Shadow. (1957) 7.45 Detective Story. (1951) 9.30 Kilter’s Kiss. (1955) 10.45 The Company of Wolves. (1984) 12.25 The House on Haunted Hill. (1959) 1.45 Peyton Place. (1957) 4.25 Man in the Shadow. (1957)


SKY SPORTS 1


6.00 Aerobics: Oz Style. 6.30 Gillette World Sport. 7.00 Tight Lines. 8.00 International Rugby. 10.30 Australian Rugby League. 12.30 Gillette World Sport. 1.00 European Seniors Golf. 4.00 Euro Tour Golf. 6.00 Super League. 8.00 Saturday Fight Night. 9.30 World Wrestling Entertainment: Smackdown. 11.30 Test Cricket. 1.00 Gillette World Sport. 1.30 Copa America Football. 4.00 Test Cricket. 5.30 Aqua Action.


SKY SPORTS 2


6.00 Sports Unlimited. 7.00 ICC Cricket World. 7.30 World Wrestling Entertainment Classics. 8.30 The Premiership Years. 12.30 Australian Rules Football. 2.30 Moto +. 3.00 Masters Football: Southern Masters. 6.00 The Premiership Years. 8.00 US Tour Golf. 11.00 Golf. 1.00 Saturday Fight Night. 2.30 Aqua Action. 3.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Late Night Smackdown. 5.00 Max Power.


SKY SPORTS 3


x7.00 Athletics. 11.00 Gillette World Sport. 11.30 Aqua Action. 12.00 International Rugby. 2.00 World Wide Rugby: Currie Cup. 6.00 International Rugby. 8.00 Masters Football: Southern Masters. 11.00 Super League. 1.00 Pool. 2.30 Close.


EUROSPORT


7.30 YOZ Xtreme. 8.00 Motorcycling. 9.30 Cycling: Tour de France 2004. 10.45 MotoGP. 12.45 Live Cycling:Tour de France 2004.5.00 Live Football: Euro-U19 Championships. 7.00 MotoGP. 9.15 British Eurosport News Report. 9.30 Mission to Athens. 10.00 Equestrianism. 11.00 British Eurosport News Report. 11.15 Tennis. 0.45 British Eurosport News Report. 1.00 Close.


SKY ONE


6.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 7.00 Pokemon Advanced. 7.30 Yu-Gi-Ohi. 8.00 Gamezville. 9.00 Malcolm in the Middle. 9.30 Futurama. 10.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Smackdown. 12.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: The Bottom Line. 1.00 Next Action Star. 2.00 Gamezville. 3.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 4.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 5.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 6.00 Camera Trap. 6.30 The Virtual Magician. 7.00 Brainiac: Science Abuse. 8.00 The Simpsons. 6.30 The Simpsons. 9.00 Kirsty’s Home Videos. 10.00 Celebrity Fear Factor. 11.00 There's Something about Miriam. 12.00 The Sharon Osbourne Show. 12.55 The Sharon Osbourne Show. 1.50 Fear Factor UK. 2.40 Cops. 3.05 Cops. 3.30 Unofficial World Records of Sex. 3.55 When Sex Goes Wrong. 4.20 Hot Love. 5.10 Star Trek: Voyager.


UKTV GOLD


6.00 Charlie's Angels. 7.00 Doctor Who. 9.00 'Alio ‘Allof. 9.45 ’Alio ‘Alio!. 10.30 ‘Alio'Alio!. 11.15 ‘Alio •Alio!. 11.55 'Alio 'Alio!. 12.30 ’Alio ‘Alio!. 1.15 ‘Alio 'Alio!. 2.00 ‘Alio ‘Alio!. 2.40 'Alio ‘Allot. 3.10 ‘Alio ‘Alio!. 3.40 ‘Alio ‘Alio!. 4.15 'Alio ‘Alio!. 5.00 ‘Alio ‘Alio!. 5.45 'Alio ‘Alio!. 6.30 ‘Alio 'Alio!. 7.10 ‘Alio ‘Alio!. 7.40 'Alio 'Alio!. 8.25 ‘Alio 'Alio!. 9.00 Deep Impact. 11.15 The Kumars at No 42. 11.55 The Kumars at No 42. 12.35 The Kumars at No 42. 1.15 Auf Wiedersehen, Pet. 2.20 Chef!. 2.55 Chef!. 3.35 Chefl. 4.10 Charlie's Angels. 5.05 Charlie’s Angels.


BBC THREE


7.00 Little Angels Top Tips. 7.10 Spy. 8.10 Spy. 9.10 Storm of the Century. 10.40 Kingdom Hospital. 11.20 The Smoking Room. 11.50 Swiss Toni. 12.20 Spy. 1.20 Spy. 2.20 The Smoking Room. 2.50 Swiss Toni. 3.20 Ruby Does the Business.


ITV 2


9.25 Emmerdale Omnibus. 12.15 Quincy, ME. 1.15 Quincy, ME. 2.15 Planet's Funniest Animals. 2.45 Movies Now. 3.00 Tour de France Live. 4.30 CD:UK. 5.20 Movies Now. 5.30 Manic Street Preachers in Profile. 6.00 Airline. 6.30 Roads from Hell. 7.30 A Touch of Frost. 9.35 Young Doctors.


BBC1 6.00 Breakfast. (C) 10.00 In the Know. (C)


.11.00 Saturday Brunch. (C) 12.00 BBC News; Weather. (C) 12.10 Grandstand. (C) 12.15 Michael Schumacher:The Big lnterview.12.35 MotoGP Preview.12.40 The Road to Athens.1.15 Table Tennis: The Masters.2.25 Racing from Ascot.4.45 BBC News; Regional News; Weather. (C) 4.45 News; Regional News; Weather. (C)


. 5.05 ' FILM: Sig:(1988) Fantasy in which a ’ ’


• shy adolescent boy’s secret wish to ‘ ■ be big backfires when a fairground . ' machine transforms him overnight


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‘ into a 35-year-oid man.Starring Tom : Hanks, Elizabeth Perkins, John > Heard.(C) ' s ...


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6.45 Johnny and Denise: Passport to Paradise. Johnny Vaughan and Denise Van Outen host a live show filled with competitions, games and outside broadcasts, and one person gets the chance to win a trip to their dream location. (C)


7.35 The National Lottery: In It to Win It. Dale Winton presents a quiz show in which five contestants must continue to give correct answers if they are to hold on to their share of a cash jack­ pot. (C)


8.20 Casualty. Bex and Luke celebrate what would have been their wedding anniversary in style, Josh’s date goes with a bang and a new paramedic arrives. (C)


9.10 Dalziel and Pascoe. Drama series featuring a crime-busting duo who are total opposites of one another. A priest is found dead shortly after a highly publicised "miracle cure’. (R) (C)(Audio Described)


10.40 News;Weather. (C)


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; 11.00 FILM: The Martins.’ (2001) Comedy " j ’ _ about a scrounger who steals tickets. - for an all-expenses-paid trip fo the _ Isle of Man. He takes his dysfunction- ] al family with him and a series ofj hilarious events ensues. Starring Lee Evans, Kathy Burke, Linda Bassett.'


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> (C) j 12.25 FILM: Beavfs and Butt-Head Do. : ’ America. (1996) Crude cartoon com- ! {• \e dy with the moronic duo from the ’ j


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1.45 Top of the Pops. This week’s best­ selling singles, featuring live perfor­ mances and pre-chart exclusives. (R) (C)


2.15 Joins BBC News 24. PICK OF THE DAY


Simply the Best, ITV1, 7.30pm


Summertime fun lies in store for the next two con­ tenders - Belfast and Birmingham - as they test civic pride and city rivalry to win a £50,000 prize for a local community project or charity. Presenters Kirsty Gallacher and Phil Tufnell introduce the two teams, captained by Miss UK beauty Gayle Williamson and boxing leg­ end Barry McGuigan for Belfast and former 5lve


BBC2


6.00 Teletubbies. (R) (C) 6.40 Binka. (R) (C) 6.45 Clifford. (R) (C) 7.00 Metalheads. (R) (C) 7.10 Super Duper Sumos. (R) (C) 7.35 Arthur. (R) (C) 8.00 Fairly Odd Par­ ents. (R) (C) 8.30 Saturday Show. (C) 10.00 Mysti Show. (C) 11.00 TOTP Satur­ day. (C) 12.00 Cagney and Lacey. (R) (C) 1.35 Talking Movies. (C) 2.00 FILM: Billy the Kid. (1941) Starring Robert Taylor. (C) 3.30 FILM: Knights of the Round Table. (1953) Starring Robert Taylor. (C) 5.20 Flog It! (R) (C) 6.20 Restoration Nation. With Mor- land Sanders.


6.30 Miss Marple: Nemesis. Miss Marple’s solves a murder in Abbey Dulcis. (R)


8.20 Ray Charles: What’d I Say. Jools Holland introduces a tribute to the late music pioneer Ray Charles.


1 9.10 - FILM:'Primary Colors."(1998) • r


l . ‘ MTV animation. In thecounse of fry- -


' i n g to retrieve their stolen TV set, the'. ’ , teens are mistaken for hit men. (C) ....


American political satire following an idealistic first-time aide as he ‘


;■ ' manages the election campaign • j - , - of a presidential candidate. Star- j i


ring John Jravolta. (C) ‘


j’11.25 FILM: White Man’s Burden. I .


" • ring John Travolta. (C) .


. (1995) Drama set in a fictitious" America where blacks are the ; wealthy majority and whites are .


■’ ' w treated as an inferior race. Star-; j


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12.45 Joins News 24.2.00 BBC Learning Zone.


ITV1


6.00 GMTV.9.25 Ministry of Mayhem.11 30 CD:UK.12.20 ITV News; Weather.12.25 Granada News and Weather.12.30 FV: German Grand Prix Qualifying. 2.15 International Motor Sport. Lee McKenzie presents Formula 3000 action from Silverstone, with com­ mentary from Simon Taylor.


heart-throb Ritchie Neville and ballsy woman of rock Toyah Willcox to cheer on Birmingham. Also music from Anastacia, Busted, and Natasha Bedingfield.


CHANNEL 4


6.10 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 7.00 British For­ mula 3.7.25 Trans World Sport. (T) 8.25 International Athletics: The TDK Golden. 8.55 The Morning Line. (T) 9.55 The Cricket Show. (T) 10.25 Cricket: First Test. (T) 12.35 The Lunch Break. (T) 12.55 Test Cricket: 1st Test - England v West Indies and Channel 4 Racing from York and Newcastle. (T) 3.30 Cricket: First Test. (T) 6.40 • C4News. (T) 7.10 Weapons That Made Britain. A medieval battlefield near Lewes is the backdrop to his analysis of the lance. (T)(Audio Described)


8.10 The Ancient Greek Olympics. First instalment of a two-part doc­ umentary looking back at the ori­ gins of the Olympic Games 2,500 years ago. (T)


9.10 Big Brother. (T) 10.00 X-Rated: The Pop Videos They Tried to Ban. Documentary trac­ ing the history of the pop video.


11.40 Bo’ Selects!. The third series of topical comedy featuring obses­ sive fan Avid Merrion, aided by the Bear and rubber-masked celebrities. (R) (T)


12.15 Today at theTest. Mark Nicholas presents the highlights.


12.50 Big Brother Live.2.40 Without Preju­ dice?. (R) (T) 3.40 Off Centre.4.10 The Fugitive. (R)4.55 The Real Macaw. (T)


2.45 Coronation Street Omnibus. Another chance to see last week’s episodes. Maya grows increasingly suspicious of Sunita and Dev. Things are difficult for Frankie and Danny, then an unexpected visitor arrives.


4.35 The Making of Thunderbirds: No Str in g s Attached. Behind the scenes at the making of the live- action adventure starring Bill Pax­ ton, Ben Kingsley and Anthony Edwards based on Gerry Ander­ son’s cult TV show.


5.05 Granada News and Weather. The latest headlines in the North West, plus a regional weather forecast.


5.20 News; Sports Results; Weather. News update, sports results and weather report.


5.30 A n im a ls Do the Funniest Things. Tony Blackburn and Tara Palmer-Tomkinson present a show packed with amusing animal out- takes and real-life stories.


6.30 Celebrities under Pressure. Ver­ non Kay presents the show where stars are given challenges to win prizes for hopeful families. Tonight’s guests include Dominic Brunt, Jennie McAlpine, and Barry McGuigan.


7.30 Simply the Best. Kirsty Gallacher and Phil Tufnell host the gameshow from St Helier, Jersey. Two teams representing Belfasl and Birmingham compete in a series of challenges to determine the winner.


9.10 It’ll Be Alright on the Night 10. Denis Norden presents another compendium of TV outtakes. (R)


[ 10.10 "FILM: 10Things 1 Hate about5 ; You. (1999) Comedy, loosely


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based on The Taming of the "Shrew) in which a teenager must. get her grumpy older sister's love,


j ; ■. life into gear before her parents t !


' - Stiles, Heath Ledger, Larisa’ ’ Oleynik.


allow her to date. Starring Julia ....


11.10 News. The latest national and international news, plus national


weather.


j 11.25 10'Things I Hate about You. i


- (1999) Film continues.


6.00 Postcards.6.10 WideWorld. (T) 7.00 Sun- rise.7.55 Home and Away Omnibus. (R) (T) 10.00 Hercules: the Journeys. (T) 11.00 No Girls Allowed.12.00 Beyblade. (R) (T) 12.30 Beast Wars. (R)1.00 Harry and Cosh. (R) (T) 1.30 The Chart.2.00 Dawson’s Creek. (T) 2.55 FILM: The Scarlet Pimpernel. (1982) Starring Jane Seymour, Ian McKellen. (T)


' 5.35 FILM: StayTuned. (1992) Comic hor­ ror fantasy about a couple who disap­ pear inside their television set and


: ■ have 24 hours to'escape before they


10.05 Rudest Home Videos. 10.35 Celebrities Exposed: The Kids. 11.35 Club Reps Uncut. 12.40 Baddiel and Skinner Unplanned. 1.10 Baddiel and Skinner Unplanned. 1.40 Teleshopping. 3.10 ITV2 Nightscreen. 3.35 Emmerdale Omnibus.


PLUS


6.00 The Dukes of Hazzard. 7.00 Just for Laughs. 7.30 The Dick Van Dyke Show. 8.00 Heartbeat. 9.00 Coronation Street Omnibus. 11.30 El Cid. 3.00 The Cassandra Crossing. 5.30 Hollywood Remembers. 6.00 Strange but True?. 6.30 Expert Witness. 7.00 In Suspicious Circumstances. 8.00 Rising Damp. 8.30 Canned Carroty 9.00 Hornblower. 11.00 Grafters. 12.00 El Cid. 3.30 The Cassandra Crossing.


LIVING TV


- 6.00 Home Shopping. 6.30 Home Shopping. 7.00 Hi-5. 7.35 Little Antics. 7.40 Tiny and Crew. 8.00 Barney and Friends. 8.30 Oswald. 8.45 Busy Buses. 8.50 Timbuctoo. 8.55 Barney and Friends. 9.25 Hi-5. 10.00 The Golden Girls. 10.30 The Golden Girls. 11.00 The Nanny. 11.30 The Nanny.


forfeit (heir souls to the Devil. Starring John Ritter, Pam Dawber. (T)


7.05 Charmed. The sisters must release some muses who have fallen into the clutches of a warlock. (R) (T)


7.55 five news and sport. (T) 8.15 Martial Law. Sammo and Terrell deal with some crazed German terrorists.


9.10 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. Grissom suspects that maybe a cop has delivered his own kind of justice in a sexual serial killer case. (R) (T)


12.00 Everwood. 1.00 Style Star. 1.30 Sense and Sensibility. 4.00 My Wife and Kids. 4.30 Jesse. 5.00 That 70s Show. 5.30 According to Jim. 6.00 Celebrity Extra. 6.30 Style Star. 7.00 Will and Grace. 7.30 Will and Grace. 8.00 Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. 9.00 America's Next Top Model. 10.00 Life After Extreme Makeover. 11.00 Most Haunted Unseen. 12.00 Scream Team: Carry On Screaming. 1.00 Jewel. 2.40 Hollywood Star Treatment. 2.50 Strong Medicine. 3.40 Royalty A- Z. 4.30 The Golden Girls. 5.00 The Golden Girls. 5.30 Home Shopping.


SCI-FI


6.00 Ray Bradbury Theatre. 6.30 Ray Bradbury Theatre. 7.00 Teleshopping. 10.00 Farscape. 11.00 Farscape. 12.00 Quantum Leap. 1.00 Quantum Leap. 2.00 Quantum Leap. 3.00 Quantum Leap. 4.00 Phase IV. 5.35 SCI FILES. 6.00 ET The Extra-Terrestrial. 8.00 The Visitor. 9.00 The Visitor. 10.00 Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country. 11.50 Sex Files: Portrait of the Soul. 1.40 Audition. 3.50 Poltergeist: The Legacy. 5.00 Arc the Lad. 5.30 Gasaraki.


10.05 Law and Order: Special Victims Unit. A beating and rape of a young woman, leads close to home. (1)


11.00 The Shield. An arrest threatens to expose the Strike Team’s involvement in the money train heist. (T)


12.00 Law and Order. (R) (T) 12.45 FILM: Someone Is Watching. (1999) Starring Ste- fanie Powers. 2.20 FILM: The Blue Lagoon. (1980) Starring Brooke Shields. (T) 4.00 Short Story Cinema. (T) 4.20 The Invaders. (T) 5.10 Sons and Daughters. (T)


1 12.20 -FILM:The Beguiled. (1971) Off-. '


, ■ beat Civil War drama in which a


< wounded Yankee soldier, after find- ’ ing refuge in an isolated girls'


, ’ - school in the South, becomes the object of the young women's sex- ual fantasies. Starring Clint East- s


; ! . wood, Geraldine Page, Elizabeth


’ . . .Hartman. . . . 2.10 CD:UK. (R)2.50 Entertainment Now!. (R)3.15 ITV at the Festivals 2002. (R)4.10 Mixmasters. (R)4.35 World Sport. (RJ5.00 ITV Nightscreen.5.30 ITV Early Morning


News.


6 00 Postcards.6.05 WideWorld. (O 6.30 Dap- oiedown. (RJ6.55 Rolie Polie Olie. (R)7.25 Milkshake!.7.30 Peppa Pig. (R)7.35 PB Bear and Friends. (R)7.45 Noddy. (R)8.15 Bear in the Big Blue House. (R) (T) 8.45 Franny s Feet. (R)9.00 Babar. (R)9.30 George Shrinks. (R)10.00 Don’t Blame the Koalas. (R)10.30


Make It Big. (T) 11.05 Snobs. (R) (O H-35 Braceface. (RJ12.05 Revelations. (R ) (0 12.40


The History of British Sculpture. (R) (O 1.10 five news update. (T) 1.15 The Chart. (R) 1.45


FILM: Thunderbirds Are Go!. (1966) (O 3-35


FILM: Sergeant Rutledge. (1960) Starring Jef­ frey Hunter, Woody Strode. (0 5.40 news. (O 6.00 The Adventures o f Huck Finn. (1993) Disney version of the Mark Twain tale in which Huckleberry searches for adventure down the Mis­


sissippi. (T)


8 00 The 20 Quickest Ways to Lose Money on Your Property. Justin Ryan and Colin McAllister present the ultimate guide on how to avoid losing money on your home. (T)


9.00 ’ FILM:.'Most Wanted, (1997) Action ; ,


thriller about an army officer who is , framed for the Wiling of the First Lady and plans to get his revenge and dear -■ his name. Starring Keenan ivory . Wayans, Jon Voight, JillHennessy,(X)j


11.00 World’s Wildest P o lice V ideos. Footage of reckless criminals. (R) (T)


11.55 World’s Greatest Demolitions. (R) (T) 12.25 Golf.1.00 Major League Baseball.4.05 Motorsport Nlundial. (R)4.30 2004 European Under-21 Championships. (R)


Daredevil, Sky Movies 2,8pm


Fate deals young orphan Matt Mur­ dock a strange hand when he is doused with hazardous waste. The accident leaves Matt blind but also gives him a heightened "radar sense" that allows him to "see" far better than any man. Years later Murdock has grown into a man and becomes a respect­ ed criminal attorney. But after he's done his “day job" Matt takes on a secret identity as "The Man Without Fear," Daredevil, the masked avenger that patrols the neighborhood.


Big Troouble, Sky Movies 1,8pm


Adapted from the Pulitzer Prize­ winning humourist DaveBarrys


best-selling novel, Big Trouble _ tells the story of a mysterious suit­ case, and how it brings together a divorced dad, an unhappy house­


wife, two hitmen, a pair of street thugs, two lovestruck teens, two


FBI men, and a psychedelic toad, all together in this well directed, comedy caper. Starring Tim Allen,


Rene Russo. _____


9.25 Hi-5. 10.00 The Golden Girls. 10.30 The Golden Girls. 11.00 Charmed. 12.00 The Good Soap Guido. 12.30 Celebrity Extra. 1.00 America's Next Top Model. 2.00 Skin Deep: All Access. 3.00 Will and Grace. 3.30 Will and Grace. 4.00 Will and Grace. 4.30 Will and Grace. 5.00 Will and Grace. 5.30 Will and Grace. 6.00 Access Hollywood. 7.00 Celebrity Extra. 7.05 Charmed. 8.00 The Restaurant. 9.00 Dead Famous. 10.00 CSI: Cnme Scene Investigation. 11.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. 11.55 Celebrity Extra. 12.00 Life with Bonnie. 12.30 According to Jim. 1.00 Atlantic City. 2.50 Strong Medicine. 3.40 Royalty A-Z. 4.30 The Golden Girls. 5.30 Home Shopping.


SCI-FI


6.00 Ray Bradbury Theatre. 6.30 Ray Bradbury Theatre. 7.00 Teleshopping. 10.00 Quantum Leap. 11.00 Quantum Leap. 12.00 Quantum Leap. 1.00 Quantum Leap. 2.00 John Doe. 3.00 John Doe. 4.00 ET The Extra-Terrestrial. 6.00 Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country. 8.00 The New Twilight Zone 9.00 The Outer Limits. 10.00 The Mummy. 12.30 The Hidden II. 2.20 The Mummy. 5.00 Polteraeist-.The Leaacv.


BBC1


6.00 Breakfast. (C) 9.00 Breakfast with Frost. (C) 10.00 The Heaven and Earth Show. (C) 11.00 Call My Bluff. (R) (C) 11.30 Countryfile. (C) 12.00 No Variations.1.00 FILM: Tom’s Midnight Garden. (1999) Starring Greta Scac- chi, James Wilby, Joan Plowright. (C)


^2.10" ‘ FILM: Herbie Goes to Monte Carfo. ■ (1977) Third in the children’s comedy • Love Bug’ series, in which the irre-’


pressible Beetle with a mind of its l own takes part in a race from Paris to Monte Carlo. Starring Dean Jones, *


i , Don Knotts, Julie Sommars. (C). _ "3.50 ""EastEnders. Garry can’t take any more. (R) (C)(Audio Described)


5.45 Songs of Praise. Special series of six programmes revealing the Songs of Praise presenters’ passions and interests. Eamonn Holmes shares his love of film and reveals his all-time big-screen hero. (C)


6.20 Last of the Summer Wine. Sitcom about a community in the Yorkshire Dales. The ladies embark on a mys­ tery tour when they hire a minibus to take them on a picnic. (R) (C)


6.50 Antiques Roadshow. (2002) Michael Aspel presents an edition from Ramsgate, Kent. Including two teddy bears with x-ray plates from a dentist, a handbag made from an armadillo shell, and Louis Wain pic­


tures. (R) (C)


7.35 News; Regional News; Weather. (C) 8.00 Time Machine. Last of three pro­ grammes warping time to show the world as never before discusses the possibility of time travel and the secret of eternal life in humans. (C)


9.00 Waking the Dead. Police drama.The C C S squad pick up a case from 1988, involving a nationwide hunt for


two young twins. (C)


10.00 News; Weather. (C) 10.15 B BC Proms 2004; The Nation’s


Favourite Prom. Alan Titchmarsh introduces a concert of popular clas­ sics played by the Halle Orchestra at the Royal Albert Hall, including arias by Mozart and Gounod. (C)


11.45 FILM: American Friends. (1991) Gentle 19th-century romance about an Oxford don who finds his chances"


- of being elected college president, jeopardised by his relationship with ! ■ an’ American woman. ’ Starring


' ’ " Michael Palin,'Connie Booth, Trini Ahrarado.(C) .


1.25 Joins BBC News 24. | p n PICK OF THE DAY Tima Machine, BBC1,8pm


Time Machine looks at how time is perceived and questions whether efforts to be free from its shack­ les can ever be success­ ful. Perception of time is dictated by people’s bod­ ies and, when they explore deep inside them, they find naturally occur­ ring time-pieces ticking away, dictating when they function at their best. Obsession with time is changing lifestyles and the planet. Las Vegas has


ITV1


6.00 GMTV.9.25 UP2U.9.55 Fingertips. I (RJ10.15 The Little Bang.10.25 My I Favourite Hymns.11.25 St Jimmy’s.11.55 I ITV News; Weather.12.00 Granada News I and Weather.12.05 F1: German Grand I Prix Live.3.10 Formula Woman.3.40 Car I


Hunt.


4.10 Granada News and Weather. The I latest headlines in the North West, I


_ plus a regional weather forecast. | I


"4.25 FILM:The Magnif icentSeven.l I h . (i960) Classic western remake of f I The Seven Samurai. A Mexican ! j


sprung up from the desert and has grown faster than any other American city; humans have moved from gathering wild plants to farming them.


CHANNEL 4


6.00 Teletubbies. (R) (C) 6.40 Binka. (R) (C) 6.45 Clifford. (R) (C) 7.00 Taz-Mania. (R) (C) 7.20 Looney Tunes. (R) (C) 7.30 Smile. (C) 10.30 The Super League Show.10.55 The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. (R) (C) 11.15 FILM: Three Wishes. (1995) Starring Patrick Swayze, Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio, Joseph Mazzello. (C) 1.05 Sunday Grandstand. (C) 1.10 British MotoGP Build-Up.1.50 Racing from Ascot.3.10 British MotoGP.4.20 Interna­


tional Athletics. 7.00 Underworld Rich List. Raphael Rowe investigates Britain’s richest


villians. He spotlights the kingpins of British smuggling using inter­


views. (C)


8.00 Top Gear. Jeremy tests the Jaguar X type estate and Richard finds the recipe for the perfect roadster. (C)


9.00 Restoration. Griff Rhys Jones looks at three sites in the south west of England. (C)


10.00 Kingdom Hospital. When two different patients have seizures, they awaken to frightening visions of the living dead. (C)


10.40 FILM: Sirens. (1994) Sensuous


, , ' drama about an English vicar an d - his wife who visit an Australian


; .. artist.-Starring Hugh'Grant, Tara’’; Fitzgerald, Sam Neill. (C),, .—


‘ 12.15 Boxing. 2.00 BBC Learning Zone.


6.10 The Hoobs. (R) (T)(Audio Described) 7.00 Today at the Test. (R)7.30 Hollyoaks Omnibus. (R) (T)(Signed) 10.00 Cricket: First Test. CO 12.35 The Lunch Break. (T) 1.05 Cricket: First Test. (T) 6.30 Scrapheap Challenge. In the first semi-final, the teams compete to build a fire engine. (R) (T)


7.30 C4 News. (T) 8.00 Extreme Archaeology. Dr Mark


Davies and his team of young archaeologists investigate three stone coffins which were discov­ ered on the Pembrokeshire Coast when a footpath gave way. (T)


9.00 B ig Brother. The Big Brother team of psychology experts dis­ cuss their latest impressions of the housemates. (T)


" 10.00 FILM: Valentine. (2001) Violent horror about tour friends who


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’ . begin to receive morbid Valen- • tino’s Day cards from an anony­ mous stalker seeking bloody revenge. From the novel by Tom (


Savage. Starring David Boreanaz, - Denise Richards. (T)


11.45 Big Brother’s Little Brother. Der- mot O'Leary presents a live daily


programme.


12.55 Today at theTest.1.25 Big Brother Live.3.30 Body Talk: Power. (R) (T) 4.30 Body Story. (R) (T) 4.55 Zero to Hero. (R)


CO ; ‘ village at,the mercy of a band of I '


outlaws hires seven American , I gunslingers tofreethemfromthei I bandits’ raids. Starring Eli Wallacb, ; I YulBrynner, Steve McQueen..


6.45 "News; Weather. The latest nation- I al and international news.


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7.00 Emmerdale. Tom, disappointed in I his family, lets his sons know who's I boss. Sam's mood is dashed when I a letter arrives from the court. The I rumours that Shelly is a gold dig- I ger reach Turner.


SKY MOVIES 1


7.00 Bike Squad. (2002) 8.30 Metropolis. (2001) 10.25 The Wild Thomberrys Movie. (2002) 11.55 Sgt Btlko. (1996) 1.35 Bike Squad. (2002) 3.05 Metropolis. (2001) 5.00 The Wild Thomberrys Movie. (2002) 6.25 Sgt Bllko. (1996) 8.00 Big Trouble. (2002) 9.45 Jason X. (2001) 11.20 Rock Star. (2001) 1.10 K-Pax. (2001) 3.15The Seventh Sign. (1988) 4.55 Medicine Man. (1992)


SKY MOVIES 2


6.00 Killer Flood. (2003) 7.50 The Ghost of Greville Lodge. (2000) 9.40 Columbo Goes to the Guillotine. (1989) 1125 The Time Machine. (2002) 1.10 Killer Flood. (2003) 2.50 The Ghost of Greville Lodge. (2000) 4.30 Prelude to a Kiss. (1992) 6.20 The Time Machine. (2002) 8.00 The Sum of All Fears. (2002) 10.10 Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. (2001) 12.00Thir13en Ghosts. (2001) 1.40 Hysteria: The Def Leppard Story. (2001) 3.20 Purple Rain. (1984) 5.20 Columbo Goes to the Guillotine. (1989)


SKY CINEMA 1


6.00 Arabian Nights. (1942) 7.30 Genevieve. (1953) 9.00 Blithe Spirit. (1945) 11.00 Arabian Nights. (1942) 12.30 Genevieve. (1953) 2.00 The African Queen. (1951) 4.00 All about Eve. (1950) 6.20 Blithe Spirit (1945) 8.00 Subway. (1985) 10.00 Nikita. (1990) 12.00 The African Queen. (1951) 1.50 Hopscotch. (1980) 3.40 UKTopTen. 4.10 Pocket Money. (1972)


SKY SPORTS 1 |


7.30 Coronation Street. Could it be a I life up north for Frankie? Cilia I keeps Les on his toes while play- I ing cat and mouse with Janice. I Sally’s rules of etiquette force I Rosie up the social ladder.


6.00 US Superbikes: Mazda Laguna Seca. 7.00 Copa America Football. 8.30 The Premiership Years. 10.30 Jimmy Hill's Summer Supplement. 11.30 Copa America Football. 1.00 European Seniors Golt. 4.00 Euro Tour Golf. 7.00 Windsurfing. 7.30 Gillette World Sport. 8.00 Copa America Final. 11.30 Masters Football: London


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8.00 Where the Heart Is. Drama series | following the lives of community nurses in Yorkshire. Ozias Harding has Alan fired from the factory. Luke has an almost fatal accident while playing rugby.


9.00 Island at War. War-time drama series about the German occupa­ tion of the Channel Islands. Philip and Eugene find themselves stuck’ on the island after missing their rendezvous with the submarine.


10.30 News. The latest national and international news, plus national weather.


10.45 Real Life: Too Scared for School. Hard-hitting documentary telling the story of four young peo­ ple who have been pushed to the edge by bullying and their efforts in getting it to stop.


11.45 F1: German Grand Prix High­ lights. Jim Rosenthal and Mark Blundell introduce highlights of today's German Grand Prix from Hockenheim, with commentary by James Allen and Martin Brundle.


12.50 Motorsport UK. Oulton Park is the venue for today’s programme which features action from the Renault Clio Cup and Formula Renault Championship. Presented


by Diana Binks.


1.15 Building the Dream. Linda Bark­ er hosts a series in which 12 cou­ ples work together to build a house - but as the project is com­ pleted, just one of them will actual­ ly win the home of their dreams. (Resigned for the hard of hearing)


1.40 Around the World in 80 Days - British Premiere. (R)(Signed)2.05 Trisha. (Resigned for the hard of hearing)3.20 Today with Des and Mel. (R)(Signed for the hard of hearing)4.10 ITV Nightscreen.5.30


ITV Early Morning News.


Home Videos. 10.30 Coronation Street. 11.00 The Making of Thundetbirds: No Strings Attached. 11.30 Gwyneth Paltrow... Love Chain. 12.00


■ Baddiel and Skinner Unplanned. 12.30 Baddiel and - Skinner Unplanned. 1.00 Jerry Springer. 1.45 Sheena. 2.30 Teleshopping. 4.00 ITV2


Nightscreen. 5.05 Trisha. PLUS


6.00 Emmerdale Omnibus. 8.30 Bless This House. 9.00 The Saint. 10.00 Hornbtower. 12.00 Strange but True?. 12.30 Hollywood Remembers. 1.00 Poirot. 2.00 Jeeves and Wooster. 3.00 Scorpio. 5.00 Hollywood Remembers. 5.30 Rising Damp. 6.00 Columbo. 8.00 Poirot. 9.00 Blue Murder. 10.0010-8 Police Patrol. 11.00 FIST. 1.30 Hollywood Remembers. 2.00 Columbo. 4.00 10*8 Police


Patrol. 5.00 Hart to Hart. LIVING TV


6.00 Home Shopping. 6.30 Home Shopping. 7.00 Hi-5. 7.35 Little Antics. 7.40 Tiny and Crew. 8.00 Barney and Friends. 8.30 Oswald. 8.45 Busy Buses. 8.50 Timbuctoo. 8.55 Barney and Friends.


Masters. 2.00 Test Cricket. 3.30 Close. SKY SPORTS 2


6.00 International Rugby. 8.00 Saturday Fight Night. 9.30 Moto +. 10.00 Motor Racing - Formula Palmer Audi. 10.30 Australian Rugby League. 12.30 US Superbikes: Mazda Laguna Seca. 1.30 Copa America Football. 3.00 Masters Football: London Masters. 6.00 The Premiership Years. 8.00 USTour Golf. 11.00 Golf. 1.00 Indy Racing League. 3.00 Windsurfing. 3.30 Motor Racing - Formula Palmer Audi. 4.00 Close.


SKY SPORTS 3


7.00 Windsurfing. 7.30 Watersports World. 8.30 Super League. 10.30 Windsurfing.-11.00 Moto +. 11.30 Racing News. 12.00 Motor Racing - Formula Palmer Audi. 12.30 Saturday Fight Night. 2.00 Windsurfing. 2.30 Watersports World. 3.30 US Superbikes: Mazda Laguna Seca. 4.30 World Motor Sport. 7.00 Darts. 11.00 Test Cricket. 0.30


Pool. 2.30 Close. EUROSPORT


7.30 IndyCar: Milwaukee Mile. 7.45 Motor Sport. 9.00 Formula 3000. 10.00 MotoGP. 12.00 Live MotoGP. 12.30 Live MotoGP. 2.00 Live MotoGP. 3.15 Live Cycling: Tour de France 2004. 5.00 Strongest Man. 6.00 Strongest Man. 7.00 MotoGP. 9.15 British Eurosport News Report. 9.30 Motorsports Weekend. 10.00 Equestrianism. 11.00


Tennis. 0.30 Close. SKY ONE


6.00 Hour of Power. 7.00 Pokemon Advanced. 7.30 Yu-Gi-Ohl Enter the Shadow Realm. 8.00 Gamezville. 9.00 Kirsty’s Home Videos. 9.30 America’s Dumbest Criminals. 10.00 WWE Afterburn. 11.00 WWE Heat. 12.00 Camera Trap. 12.30 Flaunt Fab 5. 1.00 Fear Factor. 2.00 Gamezville. 3.0C Star Trek: The Next Generation. 5.00 Kirsty's Home Videos. 5.30 Futurama. 6.00 The Simpsons. 7.00 Oliver Beene. 7.30 Malcolm in the Middle. 8.00 The Simpsons. 9.00 Celebrity Fear Factor UK. 10.00 Best Unseen Ads. 11.00 Time Gentlemen Please. 11.30 Celebrity Snatch. 12.00 Mile High. 1.00 Law and Order. 1.50 Fight School. 2.40 Cops. 3.05 America's Dumbest Criminals. 3.30 Hot Love. 4.20 Star Trek: The Next


Generation. UKTV GOLD


6.00 Charlie's Angels. 7.00 Doctor Who. 9.00 Charlie's Angels. 10.00 The New Adventures ot Superman. 12.00 Keeping Up Appearances. 12.40 As Time Goes By. 1.20 'Alio 'Alio!. 2.00 Alistair McGowan's Big Impression. 2.25 Doctor in Trouble. 4.10 Porridge. 5.10 All Creatures Great and Small. 7.00 'Alto 'Allot. 7.40 As Time Goes By. 8.20 Keeping Up Appearances. 9.00 Auf Wiedersehen, Pet. 10.20 Have I Got News for You. 11.00 Room 101.11.40 Auf Wiedersehen, Pet. 12.55 Have l Got News tor You. 1.35 Room 101. 2.15 All Creatures Great and Small. 4.10 Charlie's Angels.


BBC THREE


7.00 Little Angels. 8.00 Liquid Assets. 9.00 Spy. 10.00 The Smoking Room. 10.30 Little Angels Top Tips. 10.40 Kingdom Hospital. 11.25 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 11.55 The Smoking Room. 12.25 Liquid Assets. 1.20 Spy. 2.20 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 2.50 The Smoking Room. 3.20 Little Angels.


ITV 2


9.25 CD:UK. 10.15 Celebrities under Pressure. 11.15 Gwyneth Paltrow... Love Chain. 11.45 Planet’s Funniest Animals. 12.10 Emmerdale Omnibus. 3.00 Tour de France Live Final. 4.40 Coronation Street Omnibus. 7.00 Tour de France. 8.00 Bad Lads’ Army. 9.00 Bad Lads' Army: Privates Exposed. 9.30 Dirtbusters. 10.00 Rudest


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