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with Andrew Byrne


M A N Y a fine word has been written by wine crit­ ics worldwide about the company Casa Girelli and their amazing quali­ ty wines from Villa Cafaggio's in Tuscany. The story behind Villa


Cafaggio is a long one. The origins of the


SATELLITE PICK OF THE PAY


6.00 Yesterday at Wimbledon. (C) (S) 7.00 Planet Saturday: Noddy in Toyland. (R) (C) (S) 7.30 Fix and Foxi. Lupo makes a pizza. (R) (C) (S) 7.45 Noah’s Island. (R) (C) (S) 8.10 Arthur. (R) (C) 8.35 Rugrats. (R) (C) (S) 9.00 Live and Kicking. (C) (S) 12.10 News; Weather. (C) 12.15 Grandstand. Introduced by Sue Barker at Wimbledon. (S) 5.15 News; Weather. (C) Regional News and Sport. A Question of Pop. Nik Kershaw, Stewart Wilkinson, Sarah Cracknell and Pete Devereux guest on the music quiz presented by Jamie


5.30 5.35


6.05


. Theakston. (C) (S) Big Break. Snooker stars Steve


Davis, David Gray and Joe Perry join contestants for another session of hot


■ potting, hosted by Jim Davidson. (C)


6.35 - Friends Like These, lari Wright presents the game show in which teams of best friends battle it out to


7.30 8.15


win a dream holiday. (C) (S) ; The National Lottery: Winning Lines. Phillip Schofield introduces the Lottery-based quiz show in which contestants answer general knowledge and maths questions in the hope of winning a round-the-world trip. Plus, the important draws. (C) (S) The Vicar of Dibley. Geraldine is keen to find a celebrity to open the autumri fayre in style — and Alice accidentally comes up with the ideal candidate by letting slip she’s related to none other than Elton John. Comedy, starring Dawn French, Emma Chambers and PhiliD Whitchurch. (R) (C) (S)


8.45 9.00


News; (C) National Lottery Update. FILM: Red Corner (1997). Premiere.!


-Lawyer Richard Gere is falsely;! accused of murder during a business : trip .to China — a country where


11.00 TV to Go. The house-husbands go for a facial and Dress Down Friday


• • the death penalty is still in effect.! Thriller, also starring Bai Ling. (C);


- is a disaster for one employee.- Comedy sketch show, starring Hugh Dennis, Pauline McLynn and Mina Anwar. Last in series. (R) (C) (S)


11.30 ’ FILM: Widow’s Kiss (TVM,1994). A .femme fatale marries her lawyer — ;


, ■ ‘


. but his mysterious death only days, after the ceremony leads her stepson to believe she is a killer. Mystery,


■ ' starring Beverly D'Angelo. (C) 1.05 Top of the Pops. Chart-toppers. (R) (C) 1.05 Weatherview. 1.40 BBC News 24.


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6.00 Russell Grant's Postcards. (S) 6.05 WideWorld.'(R) (T) (S) 6.30 WideWorld. (R) (T) (S) 7.00 5 News. (S) 7.30 Milkshake! (S) 7.35 Tickle, Patch and Friends. (R) (S) 8.00


. Babar. (S) 8.30 The Powerpuff Girls. (S) 9.00: Mega Babies. 9.25 Tiger, Tiger. (R) (S) 9.50 The Core. 9.50 The Legend of William Tell. (R) (S) 10.50 Home and Away: Back to the Bay. (R) (T) (S) 11.00 Core News. (S) 11.05 Bever­ ly Hills, 90210. (T) (S) 12.05 USA High. 12.30


5 News. (T) (S) 12.40 MotoGP. Round seven of the World Championship. 2.25 The Core.


A Question of Pop, BBC1, 5.35pm. Back in the days when Mike Read used to present Pop Quiz — the fore­ runner to this series — Nik Kershaw posed an intriguing riddle: “in a tree by a river there’s a hole in the ground and an old man of Aran goes


around and around.” Such head-scratching lyrics left many a pop fan perplexed in the Eighties. The truth is, the lyrics to The Riddle meant nothing at all, but this week


the big question is: can Nik g e t a s g o od a s he g iv e s ? A s


ever, Jamie Theakston will be dishing out the musical


BBC2


6.05 Open University. 8.00 Weekend 24. IS) 9.00 Heroes and Monsters. (C) 9.05 Ever Wondered? (C) 9.30 Quantum Leaps: Uncertain Principles. (C) 10.00 Mind Bites. (C) 10.05 Wide Sargasso Sea: Real and Imaginary Islands. (C) 10.35 Language Links: Homework. (C) 10.40 See Heart On Saturday. (S) 11.25 The Sky at Night. The variability of the sun. (R) (C) (S) 11.45 Wimbledon 2001. Third-round action from SW19. (C) (S) 8.30 Some Mothers Do ’Ave ’Em. The labour exchange’s new manager embarks upon a quest to find Frank a job suited to histalents, despite his staff’s long experience of failure. Starring Michael Crawford.(R) (C)


9.00 -I Love 1975. Dennis Waterman looks back at the year when David Essex graced many a bedroom wall and the must-see film of the summer was Jaws. (R) (C) (S)


10.00 God, the Devil and Bob. A woman flirts with God during a lakeside holiday. With the guest voice of Elizabeth Taylor. (C) (S)


10.20 Today at Wimbledon. John Inverdale introduces highlights of the sixth day’s play. (C) (S) FILM: Nixon (1995). Biopic, Anthony Hopkins and James Woods star. (C) 2.20 Close. 3.00 BBC Learning Zone. 5.00 Close.


11.20 CHANNEL 5


2.25 First Kiss. (S) 2.55 RAD. (T) (S) 3.25 The Pepsi Chart. (R) (T) (S) 3.55 Daria. 4.25 Harry and Cosh. (R) (T) (S) 4.55 Singled Out. (R) (S)


5.25 Zoe. (T) (S) ' 5 News and Sport. Headlines. (T) (S) Young Americans. (T) (S) The Desert Forges. Game show set in Jordan’s Wadi Rum desert. (T) (S) 5 News and Sport. Headlines. (T) (S) Hercules: The Legendary Journeys. Hercules recalls a battle with a fire-breathing monster. (R) (T)


5.50 5.55 6.50


7.50 8.05


9.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. The team investigate a robbery. (T)


9.55 5 News Update. Round-up. (S) 10.00 FILM: The Evil That Men Do (1984). Thriller, with Charles Bronson and Theresa Saldana; (T) 5 News Late.


11.45. FILM: A Thin Line Between Love, and Hate (1996). Comedy thriller,,, starring Martin Lawrence. (T)


i .4 5 Sportsweek. (S) 4.10 FILM: Under Western Skies (1945) (bw) 5.05 Monsters. (R) 5.30 The Adventures of the Black Stallion.


teasers while team captains Noddy Holder and Suggs attempt to direct their contes­ tants toward musical supremacy. Aside from Nik, Stewart Wilkinson of the Dum Dums, St Etienne singer Sarah Cracknell, and Artful Dodger Pete Devereux take part in this engaging series.'


C HA NN EL 4


5.50 Animal Alphabet. (R) (T) 5.55 Ivor the Engine. (R) (T) 6.00 Sesame Street. (R) (T) 7.00 The Adventures of Hyperman. (R) 7.30 Formula Rally. 8.00 Trans World Sport. (T) 9.00 The Morning Line. 9.55 Cricket Roadshow. (T) 10.55 Motorsport on 4: The Powertour. 11.55 Big Brother. (R) (T) 12.25 Big Brother. (R) (T) 12.55 The Priory. (R) (T) 2.00 Racing from Newmarket and Newcastle. Races at 2.10, 2.25, 2.45, 3.00, 3.15, 3.30, 3.50, 4.05 and 4.20.4.40 Brookside. (T) 6.05 Channel 4 News. (T) Beckett on Film: Waiting for Godot. Samuel Beckett’s surreal drama about two tramps anticipat­ ing the arrival of the mysterious Godot. With Stephen Brennan. (T) Big Brother Reveals More. Highlights and previously unseen footage of the past week’s activities in the house. (T)


7.00 9.00


10.00 Top Ten: 1990. Phill Jupitus hosts a countdown of the most successful music of 1990. (R) (T)


11.40 FILM:.Wild at Heart (1990). Cult' road movie. Nicolas Cage, Diane -


; ”. ’ Ladd and Laura Dem star. (T) 1.55 FILM: Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla (1974). Creature feature, starring Masaaki Daimon. 3.25 FILM: Godzilla vs Mothra (1964). Fantasy, with Akira Takarada. 5.00 Dirty Creature. (R) 5.15 For Your Love. (T) 5.35 Countdown. (R) (T) (S)


5.30 ITV Morning News. 6.00 GMTV. 6.00 News. 6.10 Barney. 6.30 Cubeez. 6.45 Ni Ni’s Treehouse. 7.10 Diggit. 9.25 SMTV Live. (T) (S) 11.00 CD UK. (T) (S) 11.30 F1: French Grand Prix Qualifying. Jim Rosenthal introduces coverage of this afternoon’s session at Magny-Cours, as the drivers make their bids for pole position in what is the oldest event in the Formula One calendar. (T) (S) 1.15 ITV News; Weather. (T) 1.20 Granada News; Weather. (T) .1.25 Popstars Australia. (T) 1.50 The New Addams Family. (T) (S) 2.20 Young Hercules. (T) (S) 2.45 FILM: The Trap (1966). A woman is sold to a trapper in 19th-century British Columbia and reluctantly becomes his wife. Melodrama, starring Oliver Reed and RitaTushingham. (T) 4.45 Granada News; Weather. (T) 4.55 ITV News; Weather. (T) 5.15 Wheel of Fortune. John Leslie and Jenny Powell give three more contestants a chance to play for the £20,000 prize. (T) (S)


5.45 Deadly African River, with Steve Irwin. The intrepid Aussie


adventurer visits Zambia to get up close and personal with the creatures of the Nile, including monitor lizards and crocodiles that grow up to 20ft in length. (T) (S)


6.45 Bruce’s Price is Right. Bruce Forsyth invites more audience members to come on down and compete for big, big prizes. (T) (S)


7.15 Denis Norden’s Laughter of a Lifetime. The veteran It’ll Be Alright on the Night presenter focuses on intentionally funny clips in this wide-ranging compilation; trawling through the TV archives to present his all-time favourite comedy clips. (R) (T)


8.15 Stars in Their Eyes. Starstruck hopefuls from Newcastle, Surrey, Huddersfield, Bristol and Middlesbrough take to the stage' in the guise of their idols, including Adam Ant, Annie Lennox and Craig David. (T) (S)


9.05 FILM: ITV Movie Premiere: Get Shorty (1995). Premiere. John Travolta stars as a Miami loan shark who visits Hollywood to squeeze a debt from a B-movie director — and ends up becoming the new Orson Welles. Comedy, with Gene Hackman. (T) (S)


11.00 ITV Weekend News; Weather. (T)


11.14 Granada Weather. 11.15 Survivor. The eight remaining contestants battle it out for the cash prize of £1 million. (R) (T)


12.20 FILM: The Mean Season (1985). A Miami journalist places himself in danger by becoming a serial killer’s confidant. Thriller, starring Kurt Russell and Mariel Hemingway. (T) 2.15 Dial-a-Date; (R) (S) ITV News Headlines. 2.40 ITV at the Festivals 2000. (R) (T) 3.35 World Football. International soccer. (R) 4.00 Box Office America; (R) (S) ITV News. 4.25 Judge Judy. 4.45 ITV Nightscreen.


YORKSHIRE


1.20 Calendar News 4.40 Calendar News; Sport 11.14 Local Weather 4.45 Jobfinder


The Thomas Crown A f fa ir , Sky Premier, 10.15pm. A thril l-se eking m i l l io n a ire w ith a ta s te for^ c a t b u rg la ry ' meets' his m a tch in a beautiful but cunning female insur­ an ce in v e s t ig a to r , and th e pa ir embark an a whirlwind romance but can th e ir relat ion ship survive in th e fa c e of th e ir c o n f l ic t in g careers? Adventure, starring Pierce Brosnan, Rene Russo, Denis Leary


and Ben Gazarra. SKY PREMIER


6.00 Infinity (PG) (1996) 8.00 Crocodile Dundee II (PG) (1988) 10.00 The Black Hole (PG) (1979) 12.00 An Ideal Husband (PG) (1999) 2.00 Stop! or My Mom Will Shoot (PG) (1992) 3.45 The Block Hole (PG) (1979) Sci-fi adventure, starring Maximilian Schell. 5.30 Crocodile Dundee II (PG) (1988) Comedy adventure, starring Paul Hogan. 7.30 Preview Show 8.00 Random Hearts (15) (1999) Premiere. Drama, starring Harrison Ford. 10.15 The Thomas Crown Affair (15) (1999) Adventure, starring Pierce Brosnan. 12.10 Enemy of the State (15) (.1998) 2.25 Diplomatic Siege (15) (1999) 4.00 Run Lola Run (15) (1998)


SKY MOVIEMAX


6.00 Bring Him Home (PG) (2000) 8.00 Loss of Faith (PG) (1997) 10.00 Roswell: The Aliens Attack (PG) (1999) 11.45 Wild Blue (U) (1998) 1.30 Selma, Lord, Selma (PG) (1999) 3.10 Bring Him Home . (PG) (2000) 4.55 Loss of Faith (PG) (1997) Murder mystery, starring John . Rilter. 6.30 Roswell: The Allens Attack (PG) (1999) Sci-ii thriller, starring Steven Flynn. 8.00 First Daughter (12) (1999) Adventure, starring Mariel Hemingway. 9.45 Stealth Fighter (15) (1999) Thriller, starring Ice-T. 11.15 Stone Cold (18) (1991) 12.55 Woo (15) (1998) 2.25 Montana (18) (1998) 4.05 Every Breath (18) (1993)


SKY CINEMA


6.00 Jubal (PG) (1956) 7.45 My Little Chickadee (PG) (1939) 9.10 The Flying Leathernecks (PG) (1951) 11.00 Plaza Suite (PG) (1971) 1.00 The Sea Wolves (PG) (1980) 3.00 My Little Chickadee (PG) (1939) 4.30 Sorrowful Jones (U) (1949) Racing comedy, starring Bob Hope. 6.00 The Sea Wolves (PG) (1980) Oflbeat wartime adventure, starring Gregory Peck. 8.00 The Abyss: Special Edition (15) (1989) Underwater adventure, starring Ed Harris. 10.50 The Commitments (15) (1991) Musical comedy, starring Robert Arkins. 12.50 Used Cars (15) (1980) 2.45 First to Fight (15) (1967) 4.25 Sorrowful Jones (U) (1949)


SKY ONE


6.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 7.00 Count Duckula. 7.30 Pokemon. 8.00 Pokemon. 8.30 Mega Babies. 9.00 Max Steel. 9.30 Starship Troopers. 10.00 The Simpsons. 10.30 America's Dumbest Criminals. 11.00 World Wrestling: Smackdown. 1.00 World Wrestling: Livewire. 2.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. 3.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. 4.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 5.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 6.00 Friends. 6.30 Friends. 7.00 The Simpsons. 7.30 The Simpsons. 8.00 TV Years: 1982. 9.00 Prickly Heat Global Epidemic. 10.00 Weekender. 11.00 Porn Crackers. 12.00 Fear


Factor. 1.00 Showbiz Weekly. 1.30 Water Rats. 2.30 Long Play.


SKY SPORTS 1


6.00 What a Weekend. 7.00 Racing News. 7.30 Live International Rugby


' Union. 9.00 Live Rugby Union. 12.30 International Rugby Union. 1.30 World Sport Special. 2.00 Futbol Mundial. 2.30 Countdown to the Ryder Cup. 3.00 Live European Golf. 6.00 Live Super League. 8.00 International Rugby Union. 10.00


International Rugby Union. 11.00 Thai Boxing. 12.00 European Golf. 2.00 World Wrestling Federation: Smackdown. 3.55 Premiership. 4.00 Thai Boxing. 5.00 Max Power.


SKY SPORTS 2 LIVING


6.00 Ready Steady Cook. 6.30 Victoria’s Principal Secret. 7.00 Tiny and Crew. 7.20 Wizadora. 7.30 Barney. 8.00 Practical Parenting. 8.10 Franklin. 8.40 Caillou. 8.45 Polka Dot Shorts. 8.55 Katie and


6.00 Sports Unlimited. 7.00 Super League. 8.30 Racing News. 9.00 Soccer AM. 12.00 Max Power. 1.00 Australian Rules Football. 3.00 International Rugby Union. 5.00 - International Rugby Union. 6.00 World Sport Special. 6.30 The Winning Post Live. Coverage from


* Doncaster and Lingfield. 8.00 Live Seniors Golf. The US Seniors Open. 11.00 US Golf. 1.00 Live Motor Racing. The Richmond 300. 3.00 Super League. 5.00 World Sport Special. 5.30 Motor Sport.


SKY SPORTS 3


10.30 US Golf. 2.30 Molo Plus. 3.00. Max Power. 4.00 Wild Spirits. 4.30 Live NFL Europe. 8.00 Thai Boxing. 9.00 World Wrestling. 10.55 Classic Premiership. 11.00 World Sport. 11.30 Motor Sport. 12.00 Close.


EUROSPORT 7.30 Extreme Sports. 8.00 Extreme


.Sports Special. 8.30 Beach Volleyball. 9.00 Live MotoGP. 2.00 Live Formula 3000. Today's race at Magny-Cours. ■ 3.15 Live Super Racing Weekend. 4.45 Women’s Football. 6.45 Eurosport News. 7.00 Women's Football. 8.00 Live World Cup Football. Morocco v Egypt. 10.00 Eurosport News. 10.15 Live Boxing. Alex Mahmutov v Jason Booth. 12.15 Tennis. 1.15 British Supetbikes. 2.15 Extreme Sports Special. 2.45 Eurosport News. 3.00 Close


UK GOLD,


5.00 Heartbeat. 6.00 The Flying Doctors. 6.50 Harbour Lights. 7.45 'Alio 'Allot 8.15 Neighbours. 10.10 FILM: The Magnificent Two. Morecambe and Wise comedy. 12.00 The A-Team. 1.00 It Ain't Half Hot, Mum. 1.40 Bread. 2.20 Pom'dge. 3.00 'Alio 'Allol 3.40 Alistair McGowan's Big impression. 3.55 The Bill. 6.00 Quantum Leap. 7.00 Porridge. 7*40 Porridge. 6.20 Porridge. 9.00 The Vicar of Dibley. 9.50 Harry Enfield's Television Programme. 10.30 Bottom. 11.10 The Young Ones. 1 U q After the Break. 12.30 The Ben Elton Show. 1.10 Hearts and Bones. 2.10 FILM: Doctor in Trouble. Comedy, starring Leslie Phillips. 4.00 Lovejoy.


-Orble. 9.25 Caillou. 9.30 Barney and Friends. 10.00 Ricki Lake. 10.50 Maury Povich. 12.30 Judge Judy. 1.00 FILM: Sabrina. 3.10 Yes Dear. 3.40 Moving People. 4.10 Shes Gotta Have It. 4.40 Entertainment Nowl 4.50 Jerry Springer Double Bill. 6.30 Will and Grace. 7.00 Geena Davis. 7.30 Crossing Over. 8.00 Beyond Belief. 9.00 FILM: Pretty in Pink. 11.00 Talent. 11.30 Passion Cove. 12.00 Passion Cove. 12.35 Dating Show. 1.05 Brighton Rocks. 1.35 Judge Judy. 2.00 Screenshop.


GRANADA PLUS 6.00 On the Buses. 6.30 On the


' Buses. 7.00 LA Law. 8.00 LA Law. 9.00 Supersonic. 9.30 Shang-A- Lang. 10.00 Mission: Impossible. 11.00 Hawaii Five-O. 12-00 Cribb. 1.00 Poirot. 3.00 Sherlock Holmes. 5.00 Cannon. 6.00 Lovers. 6.30 Strange But True. 7.00 Poirot. 9.00 The Governor. 10.00 Mrs Merton. 10.30 Jack Dee. 11.00 Comedians. 11.30 Time Aiterfime. 12.00 Aspel and Company. 1.00 At the Wheeltappers. 1 JO Copy Cats. 2.00 Close.


SCI-FI


8.00 Amazing Stories. 8.30 Amazing Stories. 9.00 Fantasy Island. 10.00 The Bionic Woman. 11.00 Wonder Woman. 12.00 FILM: The Amazing Transparent Man. 1.05 Project UFO. 2.00 Amazing Stories. 2.30 Amazing Stories. : 3.00 Farscape. 4.00 seaQuest DSV. 5.00 seaQuest DSV. 6.00 The Burning Zone. 7.00 First Wave. 8.00 FILM: The Shadow. 10.00 FILM: Invader. 12.00 FILM: Blue Sonnet I. 1.30 FILM: Blue Sonnet II. Japanese manga. 3.00 The Ray Bradbury Theatre. 4.00 Shop America.


BBC CHOICE 6.00 CBBC. 7.00 Robot Wars. 7.45


TOTP 2. 8.30 Alistair McGowan's Big Impression. 9.00 Mirrorball. 9.30 God, the Devil and Bob. - 9.55 Rush. 10.00 Louis Theroux’s Weird Weekends. 10.50 Marion and Geoff. 11.00 FILM: Highlander III: Sorcerer. 12.30 Robot Wars. . 1.15 TOTP 2. 2.00 Close.


ITV 2


9.25 Emmerdale. 11.50 Trisha. 12.55 This One's For You. 1.30 An Audience with Ricky Martin. 2.30. Raw Spice. 3.30 The Incredible Hulk.' 4.25 Fortune Hunter. 5.10 Sheena. 6.00 CD UK. 6.30 The Planet's Funniest Animals. 7.00 Felicity. 7.50 Chart Choice. 8.00 Popstars. 9.00 Dirty Tricks. 10.30 The Late Show. 11.20 Dr Katz. 11.45 Dr Katz. 12.10 Sheena. 1.00 Fortune Hunter. 1.50 Ghost Stories. 2.15 Close.


estate date back hun­ dreds of years to the Lombard era, when the property was named "Cafaggio", meaning "enclosed, cultivated field", j Hundreds of years


later, in the 14th century, vines still fluorished on the property under the ownership of Benedictine monks from Siena. Located in the com­


mune of Greve, the privi­ leged Tuscan estate, cov­ ering 63 hectares of only south-facing vineyards in the heart of the Chianti Classico region, produces some of the highest-rated "Super Tuscans" Chianti Classico and Riserva wines found today. The 1997 was stun


ning, the 1998 excellent but having just shipped in the 1999, I think it'; the best I've tried. Villa Cafaggio Chianti


Classico D.O.C.G. (£6.99) is a single vinyard wine made from 100 per cent Sangiovese. The wine has rich cherry and plum fruit flavours, nice fine tannin and some acidity, and, having been matured in oak, the wine finishes with a nice spici­ ness and is perfect with any Italian foods. I t will also keep very


well and would reward you if kept for two or three years.


Superline Gala


Night; Winter Gardens, Blackpool; Saturday


SO you thought line dancing was just a case of sticking your thumbs in your belt, looking down and watching your feet gyrate? Wrong. And, to prove it, the


experts are arriving on Satur­ day to lay on what they call a "Superline Gala'Night" show at the Winter Gardens,


Blackpool. . Ronnie Beard, America's ' ■


latest country music and dance star will be the head­ line attraction at the last date in the fourth annual


British tour. During the first half of the


evening, Ed "The Urban Cowboy" Lawton - once run­ ner-up inithe World Line Dance Championships - will give 90 minutes of dance


tuition. He will teach a new dance,


B B C 1


7.15 CBBC: Teletubbies. (R) (C) (S) 8.00 Yes­ terday at Wimbledon. (C) (S) 9.00 Breakfast with Frost. (C) (S) 10.00 The Heaven and Earth Show. (S) 11.00 Rick Stein's Seafood Odyssey. (R) 11.30 Countryfile. (C) (S) 12.00 BBC News. (C) 12.05 Quincy. (R) (C) 12.55 EastEnders. (C) (S)'2.15 ’Alio ’Alio! (R) (C) 3.05 FILM: King Kong (1976). Oil prospectors set out to survey a remote island and encounter a gigantic ape with an eye for the ladies. Monster movie remake, starring Jeff Bridges and Jessica Lange. (C) 5.15 Points of View. Programme opinions, with Terry Wogan. (C) (S)


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5.30 News; Weather. (C) 5.50 Regional News; Weather. 5.55 Songs of Praise. A journey around some of Britain’s most beautiful churches, starting with Saxon and Norman buildings. Hymns include The Day of Resurrection and Hills'of the North Rejoice. (C) (S)


6.30 Barking Mad. The team tackle more problem pets, including a horse terrified by silence and a cat with a bizarre fetish for plastic. (C)


7.00 This is Your Life. Former Blue Peter host and national institution Valerie. Singleton takes a trip down memory lane with Michael Aspel. (R) (C) (S)


7.30 Wildlife on One. David Attenborough investigates the praying rrtantis, a master of camouflage and


escapology. Last in series. (C) (S)


8.00 Speed.-Jeremy Clarkson examines- the effects of air pressure at high velocity, allowing himself to be strapped into a wind tunnel to recreate the sensations experienced by speed skiers. (C) (S)


8.30 Steve Leonard’s Ultimate Killers. . ' The celebrity vet tracks down animals that work together to kill including a pack of wolves, and piranha. (C) (S)


•9.00 Jonathan Creek. A comedian is found dead inside a fallout shelter. At first sight all clues point to suicide, but his widow isn’t convinced. (R) (C) (S)


10.00 News; Weather. (C)


-10.15' Panorama. Jane Corbin delves into the controversy surrounding the release of James Bulger’s killers, ask-


. ing whether they have been rehabili­ tated, or should remain locked up. (C)


?10.55' FILM: The Innocent Sleep (1995). A| r


' 12.35 BBC News 24.’ journalist investigates the death of a-, / V British businessman with help from a ,


; - * down-and-out. Thriller, starring; Annabella Sciorra; (C) Weatherview.?',


Siamese Twins, Channel 5, 8.00pm. It’s not uncommon to use the term ‘joined at the hip’ to describe two people spending a lot of time together. But when it’s a physical actuality, in the . case of the Siamese twins profiled in this-documentary,


such a description sounds somewhat crass. When you do stop to think what it


would really be like to be conjoined from birth, and therefore forced to spend every moment together, sleeping, eating, working and even trying to lead ‘indi­ vidual’ love lives, it becomes


BBC2


6.10 Open University. 8.15 CBBC: The Prince of Atlantis. (R) (S) 8.40 Arthur. (R) (C) 9.10 Casper. (R) (S) 9.30 The Journey


. of Allen Strange. (R) (S) 10.00 Student Bodies. (R) (C) (S) 10.25 Byker Grove. Karen and Cher do battle. (R) (C) (S) 11.15 The Super League Show. 12.00 Top of the Pops+Plus. (C) 1.00 North of Westminster. 1.30 Sunday Grandstand. Presented by Steve Rider. (S) 1.35* Rowing. (S) 2.00 European Wheelchair Ath­


letics. (S) 2.10 Rome Golden League. (S) 2.30 Live Athletics. (S) 3.25 Racing from


' The Curragh. (S) 3.40 Live Athletics. (S) 5.30 Showjumping. (S) 6.35 A Splash of Colour. (C) 7.05 The World at War. (R) (C) 8.00 Endgame in Ireland. IRA and British government contracts. (C)


9.00 Exocet. The devastation caused by the missiles which were used to deadly effect by the Argentini- . ans during the Falklands War. (C)


10.00 World of Pub. Julia Robbins brings class to the East End. (C)


10.30 Velvet Soup. New seri.es. Comedy sketch show. (C) (S)


11.00 People Like Us. (R) (C) (S) 11.30 , Z for Fake. Game show. (C) (S) 11.40 Perfect World. Last in series. (R)


ri2 .1 0 FILM: Manhattan Murder Mystery ; ! (1 9 9 3 ) . 'Comedy, starring .Woody; ( Alien, Mia Farrow and Diane Keaton..(C) ; ’ 1)55 Close. 2.00 BBC Learning Zone.


CHANNEL 5


6.00 Russell Grant’s Postcards. (S) 6.05 WideWorld. (R) (T) (S) 6.30 Havakazoo (R) (Si 7.00 Beachcomber Bay. (R) (S) 7.JU , Milkshakel (S) 7.35 Tickle, Patch and Fnends (R) (S) 8.00 Fat Dog Mendoza. (R) ( S 8.30 Tintin. (S) 9.00 Lassie. (R).(S) 9.30,Alpha -


The Movie Chart Show. (R) (8) 12.05 Hiqh 5: The Nation's Favourite Paintings. (R) • m (SI 12.35 5 News at. Lunchtime. (T) ■■'■■Li io'AS PILM: Four Guns to the Border


• Zone (S) 10.00 Core News. (S) 10.05 The I ove Boat (S) 11.05 The Big Question. (R) (S) S


(1954). Western, starring Rory Calhoun. 2.15 Exclusive. (S) 3.00 Family Affairs. (T) (S)


5.10 FILM: Krippendorf’s Tribe (1998). A ‘ ' scientist convinces his reluctant family . to star in a fake documentary about a ■ ’ mythical lost tribe. Wacky comedy, ‘ starring Richard.Dreyfuss. (T) (S)


7.00 5 News and.Sport. Headlines. (T) (S) 7.30 Motorsport Max. Magazine which


".•---'."•.'•goes behind the scenes at major events, focusing on touring car races and single-seater competitions. (S)


8.00 Siamese Twins. Intimate portrait of conjoined twins; (T) (S) 5 News at 9,


i9.00 ''F ILM :"P a lm e t to ’ (1998):'Woody


- Harrelson stars as an Innocent man - drawn Into a fake kidnapping plot by a


! manipulative woman. Thriller, with < ( , - , Elisabeth Shue; (T) (S) 5 News Late.’. 11.15 Confessions of, a Tennis Pro. Insider's view of the sport. (S)


12.20 Live Major League Baseball. Jonny Gould hosts coverage of a key game. (S) 4.00 Major League Baseball Replay. (R) (S)-


quite hard to imagine. Take Lori and Reba Schappel for example. Joined at the head, they spent 20 years in an institution. Now, when Country and Western singer Reba tours, Lori patiently tags along, and when Lori is out on a date Reba has learnt to switch off.


C H A NN EL 4


6.05 Clangers. (R) 6.15 Pippi Longstocking. (R) (T) 6.40 Blue’s Clues. (R) (T) 7.10 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 7.30 Party Animals. (T) 7.35 Bug Alert. (T) 8.00 The Kids from Room 402. (T) 8.30 Zack Files. (T) 9.00 T4. 9.00 T4: Malibu. (T) 9.30T4: Popworld. 10.30 T4: Hollyoaks. (T),12.00 T4: Big Brother Reveals More, (ft) (T) 1.00 T4: MTV Movie Awards. 2.35 Racing from Doncaster, Goodwood and Curragh. 4.25 Great


Estates. The Chatsworth team mop up (T) 5.25 Robbie Williams Videodrome. Celebrating Robbie’s career. (R) (p


6.25 Botham's Ashes. Ian Botham’s 1981 Ashes Test series. (T)


7.25 Channel 4 News. (T) 7.45 Beckett on Film: Not I. Drama, starring Julianne Moore. (T)


7.55 Beckett on Film: Breath. Damien Hirst's short about breathing. (T)


8.00 YR 1: A Snapshot of Britain in the 21st Century. Final^rf the photography competition. (T)


9.00 Equinox. Space explosions. (T) 10.00’ FILM: Young Guns II: Blaze,of,?


' Glory (1990). Western sequel,.-,; • starring Emilio Estevez. (T)


11.55 World Wrestling Federation: Heat. Grappling action. (T)


12.55 FILM: English August (1994). 2.55 Natural Born Americans. (R) (T) 3.45 George's Story. (R) 4.40 The Littlest Robo. (R) 4.50 Men and Their Sheds, (R) (T) 5.15 Countdown. (R) (T) (S)


1


5.30 ITV Morning News. 6.00 GMTV. 6.00 News. 6.10 The Review. 7.00 The Sunday Programme. 8.00 Diggit. 8.55 Up on the Roof. 9.25 CITV: Cow and Chicken. (T) (S) 9.50 Sweat. (T) 10.20 Sunday Morning. (T) (S) 11.20 Wheel of Fortune. (T) (S) 11.50 Granada News; Weather. (T) 11.55 ITV News; Weather. (T) 12.05 F1: French Grand Prix Live. Jim Rosenthal introduces coverage of the 10th race of the season from Magny-Cours. Michael Schumacher extended his lead in the drivers’ champi­ onship to 24 points with an easy win at the European Grand Prix last Sunday and must now be odds-on favourite to retain his crown. James Allen and Martin Brundle commentate. (T) (S) 3.05 The Magnificent Seven, fp 4.00 Ultimate Ten Most Danger­ ous Jobs. (R) (T) 4.55 Storm Force. (R) (S) 5.25 A Taste for Travel. Chef Simon Rimmer tries the local cuisine on Hawaii’s Big Island, and Claire Smith goes on a Baltic cruise. (R) Granada News; Weather. (T) Out of Town, Raq and Boot con­ tinue their travels, rambling from the mouth of the Tyne to Nenthead and Lambley to Kielder Forest. (S) ITV News; Weather. (T) Alter Ego. New series. Jon Culshaw impersonates a variety of celebrity guests, beginning with presenter Chris Tarrant. Coronation Street. Rita bids a tearful farewell to Anthony, while Vera and Maria get led up of housework and decide to go on strike. (T) Where the Heart Is. A pregnant schoolgirl runs away after confiding in Anna, David tires of pandering to Karen and her mystery illness and Chris refuses to give up on his


6.10 6.15


6.45 7.00


7.30 8.00 9.00


. relationship with Beth despite her plans to finish their affair. (T) (S) The Glass. Proctor’s world comes crashing down around him as the true nature of his relationship with Duggan is revealed and the truth about Carol’s affair comes out. • Last in series of the drama. (T) (S)


10.00 Diana: Story of a Princess. The final programme in the series looks at.the last years of Diana’s life, when she allegedly formed a close personal relationship with Pakistani-born heart surgeon


11.00 11.14 11.15


Dr Hasnat Khan,and embarked on a high-profile campaign to rid the world of landmines. (T) ITV Weekend News; Weather. (T) Granada Weather. The-South Bank Show. New series of interviews, presented by Melvyn Bragg. (T) (S)12.15 F1: French Grand Prix; (S) ITV News


: Headlines. 1.20 FILM: Gladiator (1992). Powerful action drama. Starring James Marshall and John Heard. (T) (S) 3.15 Trisha;


(R) (T) ITV News. 4.20 Cybernet. (R) (S) 4.45 ITV Nightscreen.


YORKSHIRE


11.50 Calendar News 6.00 Calendar News and Sport 8.15 In the Frame 11.14 Local Weather 1.20 Bandish 4.05 Jobfinder


Muppets from Space, Sky Premier, 7.00pm. Gonzo resolves to finally discover the truth about what kind of creature he is, and makes th e shocking discovery th a t his long-lost relatives are actually aliens from a distant p lane t. Sett ing out on an e x tra te r re s tr ia l adventure, the hero suddenly finds himself captured by a paranoid government agent — can the rest of the puppet pals save the day? Comedy, starring Frank Oz, Jeffrey Tam- bor, F Murray Abraham, David Arquette, Ray Liotta, Andie MacDoweil and Rob Schneider.


■ SKY PREMIER


6.00 Let’s Ruin Dad's Day (U) (1998) 7.40 Dr Quinn Medicine Woman (PG) (1999) 9.10 Superman (PG) (1978) 11.35 Home Team (PG) (1999) 1.10 Let's Ruin Dad’s Day (U) (1998) 3.00 Dr Quinn Medicine : Woman (PG) (1999) Feature-length drama, starring Jane Seymour. 4.35 Superman (PG) (1978) Comic-strip adventure,. starring Christopher Reeve. 7.00 Muppets from Spaco (U) (1999) Comedy adventure with the puppet pals. 8.30 EDtv (12) (1999) Romantic comedy, starring Matthew McConaughey and Ellen DeGeneres. 10.35 She's All That (12) (1999) Romantic comedy, with Freddie Prinze Jnr. 12.15 The Trench (15) (1999) 1.55 Time Regained (18) (1999) 4.35 Home Team (PG) (1999)


SKY MOVIEMAX


5.35 Selma, Lord, Selma (PG) (1999) 7.05 Flight of Fancy (U) (1999) 9.00 Traitor Within (PG) (1998) 10.45- Wing Commander (PG) (1999) 12.30 Another Woman’s Husband (PG) (2000) 2.15 Flight o f Fancy (U) (1999) Romanlic drama, starring Dean Cain. 4.00 Traitor Within (PG) (1998) Political drama, starring Timothy Hutton. 5.45 Wing Commander (PG) (1999) Sci-li adventure, starring Freddie' Prinze Jnr. 7.30 Maxvlew Preview. 8.00 At the Mercy of a Stranger (12) (TVM 1999) Premiere. Thriller, starring Tim Malheson and Stephen Lang. 9.30 Execution of Justice ' (15) (1999) Premiere. Fact-based crime drama, starring Tyne Daly. 11.15 Hitman's Run (18) (1998) Thriller, starring Eric Roberts. 12.50 Misbegotten (18); (1997) 2.30 The Players Club (18) (1998) 4.05 The Fury Within (12) (1998)


SKY CINEMA


Star Trek: The Next Generation. 5.00 Xena: Warrior Princess. 6.00 The Simpsons. 6.30 The Simpsons. 7.00 Futurama. Leela faces a difficult choice. 7.30 Nextl 8.00 The Simpsons. 8.30 The Simpsons. Mr Bums seeks attention. 9.00 The Villa. • 10.00 FILM: The Witches of Eastwick. Comedy, starring Jack Nicholson and Michelle Pfeiffer. 12.10 Coppers. 12.40 Water Rats. 1.40 Long Play.


SKY SPORTS 1


6.00 Aerobics Oz Style. 6.30 International Rugby Union. 8.30 Super League. 10.30 Live Australian Rugby League. Queensland v New South Wales. 1.00 Live One-Day Cncket. Somerset v Gloucestershire. 3.45 Cricket Heroes. 4.15 L>ve One-Day Cricket. Somerset v Gloucestershire. 7.00 Live Masters Football. The Central Masters. 10.00 Australian Rugby League. 11.30 Thai Boxing. 12.30 Masters Football. 3.30 Close.


SKY SPORTS 2


6.00 Watersports World. 7.00 European Golf. 9.00 US Golf. 1.00 World Sport Special. 1.30 Live Speedway. The first day of the Speedway World Cup. 5.00 Motor Racing. 6.30 Moto Plus. 7.00 Clay Pigeon Shooting. 8.00 Live Seniors Golf. The US Seniors Open. 11.00 US Golf. 1.00 Speedway. 4.30 Close.*


SKY SPORTS 3


9.00 Thai Boxing. 10.00 Motor Racing. 11.30 Clay Pigeon Shooting. .12.30 NFL Europe. 3.00 Inside the Senior PGA Tour. 3.30 Live European Golf. The Murphy’s Irish Open. 6.30 World Sport Special. 7.00 Australian Rugby League. 8.30 Thai Boxing. 9.30 Motor Racing. The Richmond 300. 11.00 Clay Pigeon Shooting. 12.00 Close.


E U R O S P O R T


6.00 Robert Redford: Hollywood Outlaw (PG) (2000) 7.45 Jungle Jim . (U) (1948) 9.00 The Greatest (PG) (1977) 11.00 The Hunchback of Notre Dame (PG) (1939) 1.00 Jungle


Jim (U) (1948) 2.15 High Noon (U) (1952) Classic Western, starring Gary Cooper. 4.00 Dr Strongetove (PG) (1963) Black comedy, starring Petor Sellers. 6.00 The Greatest (PG) (1977) Sports biopic, -starring Muhammed All. 6.00 High Noon (U) (1952) Classic Western, Starring Gary Cooper. 10.00 The Fugitive (12) (1993) Oscar-winning thriller, starring Harrison Ford. 12.10 Underworld USA (15) (1961) 1.50 Lady In a Cage (18) (1964) 3.25 Darling (15) (1965)


SKY ONE


6.00 Hour of Power. 7.00 Count Duckula. 7.30 - Pokemon. 8.00 Pokemon. 8.30 Mega Babies. 9.00 Max Sleel. 9.30 Slarshlp Troopers. 10.00 The Simpsons. 10.30 America's Dumbest Criminals. 11.00 World Wrestling Federation: Metai. .12.00 World Wrestling Federation: Superstars. - 1.00 Andromeda. 2.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 3.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 4.00


7.30 British Superbikes. 8.30 Women’s Football. 9.30 Formula 3000. 10.30 Live Super Racing Weekend. Today’s races in Budapest. 3.30 Live Women’s Football. 5.30 MotoGP. 6.00 Live CART. The ninth round of the season from Cleveland, Ohio. 6.00 NASCAR. 9.15 US Sports News. 9.30 All Sports. 10.00 Eurosport News. 10^15 British Superbikes. 11.45 Tennis. 12*45 Eurosport4News. 1.00 Close.


UK GOLD


5.00 Heartbeat. 6.00 'Alio .'Allol 6.30 Blake’s 7. 7.35 Blake’s 7. 8.20 Doctor Who Omnibus. 10.00 Quantum Leap. 11.00 Quantum Leap. 12.00 The A-Team. 1.00 U Ain't Halt Hot, Mum. 1.40 Bread. 2.15 Porridge. 2.55 The Bill. 6.00 Quantum Loop. 7.00 Goodnight Sweetheart. 7.40 Are You Being Served? 8.20 Kooplng Up Appearances. 9.00 The Royle Family. 9.40 T h e : Royle Family. 10.20 Fawlty Towers. 11.00 Randall and Hopkirk : (Deceasod).. 12.05 Clocking Off. 1.15 Casualty. 2.25 Tho Royle Family. 3.00 The Royle Family. 3;35 ’Alio ’Allol 4.10 Lovejoy. .


LIVING


6.00 Ready Steady Cook. 6.30 Victoria Jackson. 7.00 Tiny and Crew. 7.20 Wizadora. 7.30 Barney and Friends. 8.00 Practical Parenting. 8.10 Franklin. 8.40 Caillou. 8.45 Polka Dot Shorts. 8.55 Katie and Orbie. 9.25 Caillou. 9.30 Barney and Friends. - 10.00 Brookside. 12.00 Crossing Over. 12.30 Maury Povich Double Bill. 2.10 FILM: Corrina, Corrina. 4.15 Moving People. 4.45 Ricki Lake. 5.35 Ricki Lake. 6.25 Entertainment Nowl 6.30 Will and Grace. 7.00 Bettel 7.30 Crossing Over. 6.00 Beyond Belief. 9.00 Jerry Springer Double Bill. 10.40 Talent. 11.10 Eden. 11.45 Sex Bites. 12.00 Eden. 12.35 Plastic Fantastic. 1.05 Ricki Lake. 1.55 Sex Bites. 2.00 Screenshop.


GRANADA PLUS


6.00 Hart to Hart. 7.00 Pius on Plus. 7.30 The Fostors. 8.00 On tho Buses. 8.30 In Loving Memory. 9.00 Hawaii. Five-O. -10.00 Emmerdale. 11.00 Through the Keyhole. 11.30 Plus on Plus. 12.00 In Loving Memory. 12.30 On* the Buses. 1.00 Rising Damp. 1.30 Bnan Conloy's This Way Up. 2.00 The Darling Buds of May. 3.00 Classic Coronation Street. 5.30 Rising Damp. 6.00 The Darling Buds of May. 7.00 The Good Old Days. 8.00 The Belderbocko Affair. 9.00 Taggart. 10.30 Tho Now Statesman. 11.00 The Comedians. 11.30 Rising Damp. 12.00 Tho Darling Buds of May. 1.00 Hart to Hart. 2.00 Closo.


SCI-FI


8.00 Amazing Stories. 8.30 Cybernet. 9.00 Fantasy Island. 10.00 The Bionic Woman. 11.00 Wondor Woman. 12.00 Quatermass. 1.00 Quatermass. 2.00 Quatermass. 3.00 Quatormass. 4.00 Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s The Lost World. 5.00 Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's Tho Lost World. 6.00 UFO. 7.00 Tho Pnsonor. 8.00 Farscape. 9.00 Sliders. 10.00 Psi Factor: Chronicles of tho Paranormal. 11.00 Psi Factor: Chronicles of the Paranormal. 12.00 Fortoan TV. 12.30 Fortean TV Uncut. 1.00 American Gothic. 2.00 FILM: Squirm. Horror, starring Don Scardino. 3.45 Glimpso. 4.00 Shop America.


BBC CHOICE


6.00 CBBC on Choice. 7.00 The ’ Weakost Link: EastEnders Special. 7.40 Weakest Link USA. 8.25 Annie Goes to Hollywood. 9.20 Weakest Link. 10.05 EastEnders. 11.30 Bare Nocossitios. 12.30 TOTP 2. 1.15 Looking After Jo Jo. 2.10 Close.


ITV 2


9.25 Crossroads. 11.45 Trisha. 12.50 The Planet's Funniest Animals. 1.50 CD UK. 2.20 Tho Incredible Hulk. 3.15 Socrot Agent Man.. 4.05 Coronation Street. 6.00 Soap Fever.


. 7.00 A Touch of, Frost. 9.00 Townies. 9.30 Coronation Street. 10.00 F1: French Grand Prix. 11.00 Soap Fover. 12.00 Secret Agent. 12.50 Ghost Stories. 1.45 Dr Katz. 2.10 Close.


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