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7.00 Planet Saturday: Noddy in Toyland. (R) (Cl (SI 7.30 The Itsy Bitsy Spider. (R) (C) (S) 7.45 Noah’s Island. (R) (C) (S) 8.15 Arthur. (R) (C) 8.35 Taz-Mania. (R) (C) (S) 9.00 Live and Kicking. (C) (S) 12.10 News; Weather. (C) 12.15 Grandstand. Introduced by Steve Rider. (S112.25 Rallying. (S) 1.00 Touring Cars. (S) 1.40 British Superbikes. (S) 2.15 Golf: The Benson & Hedges International Open. (S) 5.00 News; Weather. (C) Regional News and Sport. Big Break. Snooker stars Ken Doher­ ty Neil Foulds and Terry Griffiths join contestants (or another session of hot potting, hosted by Jim Davidson. (C) A Question of Pop. Jamie Theak- ston introduces a special edition of the music quiz with a Eurovision slant, as former Song Contest entrants Cheryl Baker of skirt-shedding Bucks Fizz fame, Nicki French, Sonia and Anya Lahiri from Precious try their luck alongside regular team captains Noddy Holder and Suggs. (C) (S) Auntie’s Sizzling Bloomers. Terry Wogan unwraps a bumper parcel of BBC bloopers, featuring Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie. (R) (C) Dog Eat Dog. Ulrika Jonsson hosts the quick-fire contest in which contes­ tants from London, Essex, Wiltshire and Tunbridge Wells battle it out in the hope of winning £10,000. (C) The National Lottery Stars. Dale Winton is joined by soul stars Lionel Richie and Lisa Stanslield, and R n B singer Mya who perform their latest releases, before the all-important National Lottery, Thunderball and National Lottery Extra draws. (C).(S) The Eu rovis ion Song Contest 2001. Terry Wogan returns to the commentator's chair to keep viewers up to date during live coverage of the 46th musical extravaganza from the Parken Stadium in Copenhagen, where Lindsay Dracass will be flying the British flag with her offering, the dance track No Dream Impossible. Subsequent programmes may run late; (C) (S) National Lottery Update.


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11.00 News; Weather. (C) 11 15 Match of the Day. Arsenal v Liver­ pool. Highlights of this afternoon s FA Cup final at the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff. Alan Hansen is on hand to


offer his expertise. (C) (S)


12.05 They Think It’s All Over. (R) (C) (S) 12 35 Jack Dee’s Happy Hour. (R) (C) (S) 1.10 Top of the Pops. (R) (C) (S) 1.45 News 24.


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The Eurovision Song Contest, BBC1 8.00pm. Yes, it’s that time of year again, when European musicians dust down their


spangly, sequined outfits a n d p e r f o r m the kind of


songs that probably would- n’t usually make a dint on the charts. Still, it’s just a


bit of fun, isn’t it? Well, yes, but try telling that to those taking part who are des­ perate to win. Th is year s event will be hosted by Denmark after their 2000 entry, Fly on the Wings of Love, picked up the top


BBC2 6.10 Open University. 8.00 Weekend 24.


(Si 9.00 Tax Rules OK? (C) 9.05 Ever Wondered? (C) 9.30 Renaissance Secrets: Secret of the Winter Garden. (C)


10.00 Mind Bites. (C) 10.05 The Beat. (C) 10.35 Mind Bites. (C) 10.40 See Hear! On Saturday. (S) 11.25 Ho iday Snaos. (R) (C) (S) 11.40 The Phil Silvers Show (R) (C) (bw) 12.05 The Car’s the Star. (R) (C) (S) 12.25 Wildlife on Two. (R) (C) 12.55 FILM: Pursued (1947). Psycho­ logical Western, starring Robert Mitchum.


(C) (bw) 2.35 FILM: Five Card Stud (1968). Murder mysteiy Western, starring


Dean Martin. (C) 4.15 TOTP 2. (R) (C)(S) 5.00 Golf: The Benson & Hedges International Open. The third


5.50 6.10 7.00


9.00 11.45


round from the Belfry. (C) Malcolm in the Middle. Malcolm loses Stevie's wheelchair. (R) (C) The Natural World. Insight into


the lives of crabs. (R) (C) Meltdown and the Royal Festi­


val Hall at 50. John Peel intro­ duces a celebration of the famous venue's 50th anniversary. (S) FILM: Heat (1995). Crime thriller, starring Robert De Niro, Val Kilmer, John Voight, Torn Sizemore, and Al Pacino. (C) ’ FILM: Patton (1970). World War Two drama, starring George C Scott. (C)2.25 C lo se . 3.00 BBC Learning Zone. 5.00 Close.


CHANNEL 5


6.00 Russell Grant’s Postcards. I(R) (S)'6.10 WideWorld. (R) (T) (S) 6-35 WideWorld. R m (S) 7.00 5 News. (S) 7.30 Milkshake! (S) 7.35 Tickle, Patch and Friends. (R) (S) 8.00 Babar. (S) 8.30 Powerpuff Girls. (R) (S) 9.00 Mega Babies. (R) (S) 9.25 Pet Project. (S).. 9.55 The Core. 9.55 Xena: Warrior Princess. (R) 10.50 Home and Away. (R) (T) (S) 11.00 Core News. (S) 11.05 Beverly Hills, 90210. (T) (S) 11.55 FILM: Made in Heaven (1987). Fan- tasy, starring Timothy Hutton. (T)1 -5s 5 News. (T) (S) 1.55 Core: Wonder Years. (R) 2.25 Sin-


9.00 A Mind to Kill. Detective drama, star­ ring P h ilip Madoc; (T) 5 News Late.


Harry and Cosh. (T) (S) 4.55 Tribe. (T) (S) 5 55 5 News and Sport. Headlines. (T) (S) 6^00 FILM: First Kid (1996). A hapless ■ secret service agent is assigned to


‘ •. babysit the US President’s wayward son, Disney comedy, starring Sinbad


and Robert Guillaume. (T)


7.50 Charmed. Aunt Gail turns up with sinister intentions. (T) (S)


8.40 5 News and Sport. Headlines. (T) (S)


10.55 FILM: Natural Born Killers (1994). Oliver Stone’s controversial thriller -


about two deviants who embark on a : murder spree across America and ,


' ; become media darlings in the process. With Woody Harrelson. (T) j


1.05 Sunshine Tour Golf. (S) 2.05 Sportsweek. (S) 3.35 FILM: Moscow on the Hudson (1984). Comedy, starring Robin Williams. 5.30 The Adventures of the Black Stallion. (R)


prize. Twenty-three countries are scheduled to take part, with the UK represented by 16-year-old Lindsay Dracass performing No Dream Impossible.


CHANNEL 4


, 7 4 0 ' FILM: The Man Who Would be King (1975). Rudyard Kipling:;


6.00 Sesame Street. (R) 7.00 Gazzetta Football Italia. 8.00 Trans World Sport. (T) 9.00 The Morning Line. 10.00 Cricket Roadshow. 11.00 World Speedway Grand Prix. (T) 11.55 Vee-TV. 12.30 Family Guy. (R) (T) 1-00 Futurama. (R) (T) 1.30 T4: The Priory. (R) (T) 2.30 Racing from Lingfield Park and Beverley. Races at 2.40,3.10,3.40,4.10,4.25 and 4.40. 5.05 Brookside. Omnibus. (T) 7.00 Channel 4 News. (T)


I


adventure, starring Sean Connery ; and Michael Caine as former,,,


.... ..... British Army sergeants,who, ■ trick Afghan natives into thinking


, Connery is a god. (T) ; - .


10.00 Trigger Happy TV. Quick-fire comedy courtesy of Dom Joly, who adopts an array of quirky characters. (R) (T)


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10 35 The World’s Greatest Hidden Camera Stunts. A turbulent trip


through the archives of televised humiliation. (R) (T)


II 20 Emmanuelle: A Hard Look. The impact of the adult movie. (T)


12.15 FILM: Emmanuelle (1974). Erotic adventure. Sylvia Kristel stars. 2.00 Flat­ mates. (R) (T) 2.30 Bob and Margaret. (R) (T) 2.55 FILM: Rude Boy (1980). Docu- mentary of The Clash on tour. (T) 5.10 For Your Love. (T) 5.35 Countdown. (T) (S)


GRANADA


5.30 ITV Morning News. 6.00 GMTV. 6.00 News 6.10 Rockabye Bubble. 6.30 Mac­ donald’s Farm. 6.45 Ni Ni’s Treehouse.


7.10 Diggit. 9.25 SMTV Live. (T) (S) 10.30 CD UK. (T) (S) 11-00 FA Cup Fmal 200L 11.40 ITV News; Weather. (T) 11-50’ Granada News; Weather. (T) 11.55 F1: Austrian Grand Prix Qualifying. Jim Rosen­ thal introduces live coverage from the opening session in the sixth race of the


season at the A1 Ring in Spielberg. Com­ mentary by Murray Walker. (T) (S)


1.10 The Big Match: FA Cup Final 2001. Arsenal v Liverpool (Kick-off 3.00pm). Desmond Lynam intro­ duces the showpiece match at the Millennium Stadium, as two of the country’s most successful clubs


play for the right to lift the world’s most famous domestic trophy. Clive Tyldesley and Ron Atkinson commentate. In the event of extra time and penalties, Programmes are subject to change. (T)


5 30 - Granada News; Weather. (T)


5.35 ITV News; Weather. (T) 5.45 Catchphrase. Contestants try to deduce everyday figures of speech from visual clues. (T) (S)


6.15 New You’ve Been Framedl Rib­ tickling collection of camcorder calamities, starring those eternal fall-guys, the public at large. (T) (S)


7.05 Slap Bang with Ant and Dec. New series. The duo bring their own brand of comedy to prime time in a live show jam-packed with fun features and sketches, in a similar vein to their hit morning


' show SM:TV. Prime Suspect star Helen Mirren risks her dignity to appear in the first edition.


8.05 . Stars in Their Eyes. Soundalike singing contest, giving starstruck hopefuls a crack at the big time. The contenders appear in the guise of Motown legend Smokey Robinson and singer-songwriter


Eric Clapton. (T) (S)


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9.00 FILM: Die Hard (1988). Cop Bruce Willis is drawn into a con- - frontatlon with a gang of criminals . who have taken over an office sky-


.!!■!- scraper during a Christmas party. Action, with Alan Rickman. (T) (S)


l i i l5 ITV Weekend News; Weather. (T)


11.29 Granada Weather. 11.30 House of Frankenstein. A police detective finds himself battling all manner of horrific creatures, from vampires and werewolves to Frankenstein’s monster. First of a two-part horror adventure, starnng Greg Wise, CCH Pounder and Adrian Pasdar. (T) (S)


1 20 The Jerry Springer Show. Outrageous American chat show. (T) (S) 2.00 Bay- watch; (R) (T) (S) ITV News Headlines. 2.45 Dial-a-Date. (R) (S) 3.10 ITV at the Reading Festival: 1999. (R) (S) 4.05 World Football; (R) ITV News. 4.30 Box Office America. (S) 4.55 ITV Nightscreen.


YORKSHIRE


11.50 Calendar News and Weather 5.25 Calendar News and Sport 11.29 Local Weather 4.55 Jobfinder. Vacancies.


The Faculty, Sky MovieMax 10.00pm. Anyone


who saw the Scream trilogy will enjoy this h ror movie from director Robert Rodriguez. The


setting is a high-school in Ohio. Teenagers‘ (Elijah Wood) and Delilah (Jordana Rrfwster) wi ,


ness the strangulation of a nurse at the h“ " f s their teachers. When she comes back to life. It s not long before they come to the conclusion that an alien infect ion is rife. Unfortunately, only


Casey, Delilah and four other s tud en ts hav realised this, and have to get to the queenoftho species before the aliens take over the world.


SKY PREMIER


6.20 Splitsville (PG) (1998) 7.55 A Kid In Aladdin’s Court (PG) (1997) 9.30 Popeye (PG) (1980) 11.30 Antz (PG) (1998) 12.55 Arthur’s Quest (U) (1998) 2.35 A Kid In Aladdin’s Court (PG) (1997) 4.20 Popeye (PG) (1980) 6.05 Antz (PG) (1998) 7.30 Preview Show 8.00 Bowflnger (12) (1999) 9.45 Pushing Tin (15) (1999) 11.50 Bowfinger (12) (1999) 1.35 Primary Colours (15) (1998) 4.00 Arthur’s Quest (U) (1998)


SKY MOVEMAX


6.20 TV/o of Hearts (7VM 1999) 8.10 Range-of Motion (PG) (2000) 9.55 Danielle Steel’s Family Album (PG) m/M 1994) 11.25 Mystic Nights and Pirate Fights (U) (1999) 1.15 The Creator’s Game (U) (1999) 3.05 Two of Hearts (TVM 1999) 4.45 Range of Motion (PG) (2000) 6.30 Wrongfully Accused (PG) (1993) 8.00 Taios the Mummy (15) (1998) 10.00 The Faculty (15) (1998) 11.45 The President’s Man (18) (1999) 1.20 Popeye Doyle (15) (1986) 3.00 With Friends Like These (15) (1999) 4.50 Danielle Steel’s Family Album (PG) (TVM 1994)


, SKY CINEMA


6.00 Eversmlle New Jersey (PG) (1989) 7.30 The Proud Ones (PG)


(1956) 9.15 You Light Up My Life (PG) (1977) 11.00 The Swarm (PG)


_ (1978) 1.00 The Proud Ones (PG) 1 (1956) 2.35 The Set Up (PG) (1949) 4.00 The Swarm (PG) (1978) 6.00 The Blue Max (PG) (1966) 8.30 Twilight Zone: The Movie (15) (1983) 10.15 White Men C a n t Jump (15) (1992) 12.10 The Phantom of the Opera (12) 0962) 1.35 Shining Through (15) (1991) 3.50 Eversmile New Jersey (1989)


SKY ONE


6.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 7.00 Mummies Alive. 7.30 Pokemon. 8.30 „ Max Steel. 9.00 Kong. 9.30 Starship Troopers. 10.00 The Simpsons. 10.30 America’s Dumbest Criminals. 11 00 World Wrestling Federation: Smackdown. 1.00 World Wrestling Federation: Livewire. 2.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. 4.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 6.00 Earth: Final Conflict. 7.00 The Simpsons. 7.30 Futurama. 8.00 The Simpsons. 8.30 King of the Hill. 9.00 Boot Camp. 10.00 Police Videos. 11.00 Cops. 11.30 Showbiz Weekly. 12.00 Water Rats. 1.00 The


Big Easy. 2.00 Long Play. SKY SPORTS 1


16.00 Hold the Back Page. 7.00 I Racing Nows. 7.30 Aerobics. 8.00


I Good Morning from Cardiff. 8.30 ] Soccer AM. 12.00 Australian Rugby


I League. 2.00 World Sport Special. 12.30 Live International One-Day | Cricket. West Indies v South Africa. 16.00 Live Super League. Wakefield I Trinity Wildcats v Hull FC. 8.00 Live 1 Saturday Fight Night. Eamonn | Magee v Harrison Methula. 10.00


Wrestling 11.55 Classic Premiership. 12.00 FA Cup Football. 2.00 Wrestling 3.55 Classic Premiership. 4.00 Saturday Fight Night.


SKY SPORTS 2


6 00 H20. 6.30 Max Power. 7.30 FA Cup Classics. 8.00 Racing News.


8.30 Live World Wide Rugby. Otago Highlanders v Canterbury Crusaders. 10.30 Max Power. 11.30 World Sport Special. 12.00 Live FA Cup Football. Arsenal v Liverpool (Kick-off 3 00pm). The linal at the Millennium Stadium. 6.00 You're °n Sky Sportel 7.00 Soccer Saturday Special. 9.00 Live US Golf. The Verizon Byron Nelson Classic. 11.00 Super League. 1 00 Max Power. 2.00 Spanish


Football. 4.00 US Golf. SKY SPORTS 3


' 10.00 US Golf. 12.30 Australian Rules Football. 2-30 World Wide Ruqby. 4.30 Molo Plus. 5.00 Squash. 6.00 The Winning Post Live. Todays meetings at Watwick and Thirsk. 8.00 Live Spanish Football. 10.00 NFL Europe. 12.00 Close.


e u r o s p o r t


7.30 Extreme Sports. 8.00 Extreme Sports Special. 8.30 Basketball. 9.00 Equestrianism. 10.00 Live Superbikes. Qualltying practice from Monza. 11.00 Women's Tennis. 12.30 Cycling. 1.30 Live Formu a 3000 All the action from Spielberg in Austria. 3.00 Live Superbikes. Free practice from Monza. 4.00 Live Super Racing Weekend. From Silverstone. 5.30 Eurosport News. 5,45 Women’s Tennis. 7.00 Cyc ing. 8.00 Superbikes. 9.00 Superbikes. 10.00 News. 10.15 Boxing. 11-45 Cycling. 12.45 News. 1.00 Close.


UK GOLD


5.05 Bergerac. 6.00 The Flying Doctors. 6.50 Bread. 7.25 Neighbours. 9.25 FILM: The King and I. Oscar-winning musical. Yul Brynner stars. 12.00 The A-Team. 1.00 It Ain’t Half Hot, Mum. 1.40 Are You Being Served? 2.20 As Time Goes By. 3.00-’Alio ’Allol 3.45 The Bill. 6.00 Quantum Leap. 7.00 Open All Hours. 7.40 Open All Hours. 8.20 Open All Hours. 9.00 The Vicar of Dibley. 9.40 Harry Enfield s Television Programme. 10.20 Gimme Gimme Gimme. 11.00 Coupling. 11.40 Jack Dee’s Happy Hour. 12.20 Operation Good Guys. 1.00 Sunburn. 2.05 Tire Vicar of Dibley. 2.45 Harry Enfield’s Programme. 3.25 Gimme Gimme Gimme. 4.05 Malsie Raine.


LIVING


6.00 Ready Steady Cook. 6.30 Victoria Jackson. 7.00 Rosie and.-: Jim. 7.15 The Blobs. 7.25 Wizadora. 7.35 Caillou. 7.40 Caillou. 7.45 Caillou. 7.50 Practical Parenting. 7.55 Practical Parenting. 8.00 Polka Dot Shorts. 8.10 Wizadora. 8.20 Wizadora. 8.30 Rosie and Jim. 8.50 The Blobs. 9.00 Katie and Orbie.


9.30 Franklin. 10.00 Ricki Lake. 10.50 Maury Povich. 12.30 Judge Judy 1 00 FILM: Little Gids in Pretty Boxes. Family drama, starnng Swooosie Kurtz. 2.50 Yes Dear. 3.20 Famous Homes and Hideaways. 3 50 She’s Gotta Have It. 4.20 The


•Real Dating Show. 4.50 Jerry Springer Double Bill. 6.30 Will and Grace. 7.00 The Geena Davis Show. 7 30 Star Treatment. 8.00 Crossing Over. 9.00 FILM: My Little Assassin. Drama, starring Gabrielle Anwar. 10.50 Talent. 11.20 Passion Cove 12 00 Passion Cove. 12.35 The Real Dating Show. 1.05 Brighton Rocks. I.


GRANADA PLUS


6.00 Emmerdale. 7.00 LA Law. 8.00 LA Law. 9.00 LA Law. 10.00 LA Law. I I .


00 LA Law. 12.00 Miami Vice.


1.00 Miami Vice. 2.00 Miami Vice. 3.00 Miami Vice. 4.00 Miami Vice. 5.00 Miami Vice. 6.00 The Good Old Days. 7.00 Poirot. 9.00 PD James. 10.00 Carrott U Lika. 11.00 The Memoirs of Sherlock Holmes. 12.00


Poirot. 2.00 Close.


8.00 Amazing Stories. 8.30 Amazing Stories. 9.00 The Six Million Dollar Man. 10.00 The Bionic Woman. 11 00 Wonder Woman. 12.00 FILM. Conquest of Space. Sci-fi adventure. Walter Brooke stars. 1.30 Cybernet. 2.00 Amazing Stories. 2.30 Amazing Stories. 3.00 Farscape. 4.00 seaQuest DSV. 5.00 seaQuest DSV. 6.00 The Burning Zone. 7.00 First Wave. 8.00 FILM: Cocoon. Comic fantasy, starring Jessica Tandy. 10.15 FILM: Witchboard: The Possession. Horror, with David Nerman. 12.00 FILM: Street Fighter II. Action adventure, starring Kjir Shimizu. 2.00 FILM: Black Magic M-66. Japanese animation. 3.00 The Ray Bradbury Theatre. 3.30 The Ray Bradbury Theatre. 4.00 Close.


BBC CHOICE


6.00 CBBC on Choice. 7.00 TOTP 2. 7.45 Techno Games 2001. 8.30 45 Minutes. 9.00 Holby City. 10.00 People Like Us. 10.30 Happiness.


11 00 God, the Devil and Bob. 11.25 Rush. 11.30 Tern McIntyre: Classy Bitch. 12.00 That Gay Show. 12.30 TOTP 2 1.15 John Lennon s Rock Shrine. 1.30 Film 2001.2.00 Close.


ITV 2


9.25 Emmerdale. 11.50 Trisha. 12.55 This One’s For You. 1.30 NBA 2001: Match Action. 2.30 NBA 2001: Match Action. 3.30 The Incredible Hulk. 4 20 Fortune Hunter. 5.10 Sheena. 6.00 CD UK. 6.30 The Planet’s Funniest Animals. 7.00 Felicity. 7.50 Chart Choice. 8.00 Popstars^ Australia. 8.30 Neighbours from Hell. 9.00 FILM: Striking Distance. Fast- moving police thriller. 10.55 The Late Show with David Letterman. 11.45 The Vice. 1.15 Dr Katz. 1.40 Dr Katz. 2.10 Freaky Stories. 2.15 Freaky Stories. 2.20 Close.


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7.00 CBBC: Teletubbies. (R) (C) (S) 7.40 Match of the Day. (R) (C) (S) 8.30 Foo bal Fever. (S) 9.00 Breakfast with Frost. (C) (b) 10.00 The Heaven and Earth Show. (C) (S) 11.00 Delia Smith’s Summer Collection. (R) (C) (S) 11.30 Countryfile. (C) (S) 12.00 On the Record. (C) (S) 1.00 EastEnders. (C) (S) 2.20 Hi-De-Hi. (R) (C) 3.00 FILM: Monte Carlo or Bust (1969). Slapstick chase comedy about the misadventures of participants in the Monte Carlo Rally. Starring Tony Curtis,


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Terrv-Thomas and Hattie Jacques. (C) 5.00 Lee Evans: So What Now? Comer


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dy. The frenetic funnyman attempts to arrange a birthday surprise for Heather, but events quickly spiral out of control and he finds himself confronting his fear of flying. (C) (S) News; Weather. (C) Regional News; Weather. Songs of Praise. Sally Magnusson visits the Scottish Borders, where she talks to former British Lions rugby captain Finlay Calder. (C) (S) Holiday on a Shoestring. Sankha Guha checks out a beach holiday in Kenya, Matt Allwright enjoys a cut- price break in Berlin, Kate visits Andalucia and Claudia Winkleman reports from Carmarthenshire. (C) (S) Last of the Summer Wine. Pearl dis­ covers a long blonde hair on Howard, who turns to his friends for moral sup­


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port. Peter Sallis stars. (C) (S) Wildlife on One. David studies the remarkable diving skills of the brown pelican, which it owes to built-in air sacs that inflate on the moment of impact — in much the same way as airbags protect humans. (C) (S) The Bafta Television Awards 2001. Angus Deayton hosts this year’s star- studded ceremony from Grosvenor House. Familiar faces battle it out with talent in categories including Best Actor, Best Drama Series, Best Enter­ tainment Programme and the presti­ gious Lew Grade Audience Award, which has been voted for by the view­ ers. Among the stars competing for honours are Michael Gambon. (C) News; Weather. (C) Panorama. (C)


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• FILM: The Evening Star (1996). Pre- miere. Drama about an.eccentric ; woman who becomes entangled in


• the lives and loves of her three adult;


- ; Grandchildren! With Shirley MacLaine and Bill Paxton; (C) Weathervlew.


1.00 BBC News 24.


London’s Burning, Granada, 9.00pm. More trouble for the firefighters in this 13- year-old drama. At the hos­ pital Hyper (Connor Byrne) meets Luke’s (Scott Neal) nurse Shaw who persuades him to enter the Watch in a charity go-karting event. He volunteers to give Luke a place to stay when he comes out of hospital. Recall (Ben Onwukwe) is upset when he discovers that Coleman (Edward Peel) has been advising Ben on his decision to join the Brigade. Meanwhile, Andie


GRANADA


(Joanne Adams) tells George that the rates have been raised on the gym, so she s going to have to leave Lon­ don. An incendiary mix of likeable characters and the usual pyrotechnic displays which makes Sunday night viewing go with a bang.


CHANNEL 4


6 05 Open University. 8.15 CBBC: Taz- Mania. (R) (C) (S) 8.35 The Wild Thorn- berrys. (C) (S) 9.00 Super Rupert. (C) (S) 9.25 Fix and Foxi. (C) (S) 9.40 The-Jour­ ney ot Allen Strange. (R) (C) (S) 10.00 Student Bodies. (R) (C) (S) 10.50 Big Wolf on Campus. (R) (C) (S) 11.15 The Super League Show. 12.00 Top of the Pops+Plus. (C) (S) 1.00 NorthWestmin- ster 1.30 Sunday Grandstand. Presented by Steve Rider.. (S) 1.35 World Super­ bikes. (S) 3.15 Golf: The Benson & Hedges International Open. (S)


6.30 Old New World. Lucinda Lambton explores her ancestral roots. Last in series. (C) (S)


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7.20 Correspondent. Report on one man's crusada to reduce violent crime in Rio de Janeiro. (C) (S)


8.05 The World at War. American troops confront the German Army


for the first time. (R) (C)


9.00 The X File s . The agents encounter doppelgangers. (C) (b)


9 45 Have I Got News for You. Satiri­ cal current affairs quiz. (R) (S)


1015 Gimme Gimme Gimme. Sitcom, ■ starring Kathy Burke, Brian Bovell and James Dreyfus. (R) (C) '


10.50 Marlon and Geoff. Keith visits Disneyland Paris. (R) (C) (S)


11.20 Arena. (C)


12 20 Later with Jools Holland. (H) (L») 1.20 Close.2.00 BBC Learning Zone.


CHANNEL 5


6.00 Russell Grant's Postcards. (S) 6.05 Wide- World. (R) (T) (S) 6.30 Havakazoo (R) S) 7.00 Beachcomber Bay. (R) (S)Jv30 Milk thake! (SI 7.35 Tickle, Patch and Friends. (R) (S) 8.00 Fat Dog Mendoza. (R) (S) 8-|0 -nntin (R) 9.00 Lassie. (R) (S) 9.25_A!pha Zone. ( )


9.55 Core News. (S) 10.00 Bur£® ?J^o'-rj (S) 11 00 The Big Question. (R) 11-3° The LovieChartShow. (R) (S) 12.0CI Youssou


N’Dour: Star of Africa. (T) 1.00 5 News at Lunchtime (T) (S) 1-10 FILM: Stagecoach to Da^cer^Rock (1962). Western drama. (T)


2.25 Exclusive. (S) 2.50 Family Affairs. CO (S)


5.05 FILM: Splash (1984). Lonely New ' Y o rk wholesaler Tom Hanks falls in lo v e with a beautiful mermaid who


saves him from drowning during a hol­ iday off Cape Cod. Romantic comedy, also starring Daryl Hannah. (T) (S)


7.00 5 News and Sport. Headlines. (T) (S) 7 30 Motorsport Max. Magazine which goes behind the scenes at events. (S)


8.00 Martial Law Movie. High-kicking adventure, starring Sammo Hung. (T)


9 40 FILM: First Blood (1982). Vietnam veteran John Rambo (Sylvester Stal­


lone) is wrongfully jailed and grossly mistreated by a small-town sheriff, but escapes to exact a violent revenge. Action thriller, with Richard Crenna and Brian Dennehy; (T) 5 News Late.


11.35 Murder Detectives. Solving a 27-year-old murder mystery. (R)


12.05 Live Major League Baseball. Houston Astros at Cincinnati Reds. (S) 4.00 Major


League Baseball Replay. (R) (S) .......... ;


6.05 Max Bear. (R) 6.15 The Neverending Story. (R) (T) 6.40 Rocko’s Modern Ufa. (R) (T) 7.10 Blue’s Clues. (T) 7.35 Bug . Alert. (T) 8.00 The Kids from Room 402. ! (T) 8.30 John Callahan’s Pelswick. (T ), j 9.00 T4: Britney Spears Day. (T) 9.00 T4: Malibu. (R) (T) 9.30 T4: Popwor d. 10.30 T4: Hollyoaks. (T) 12.05 T4: As If. (R) CO 12.40 T4: Dawson’s Creek. (T) 1.45 14. Britney Baby — One More Time. (T) 2.50 T4: Head to Head with Britney Spears. (T) 3.25 T4: Britney in Hawaii. (R) CO‘>•20 FILM: No Sex Please, We’re British! (1973) Adaptation of the stage farce. (T) 6.00 Great Estates. (T)


7.00 Channel 4 News. (T) 8 00 Politics Isn’t Working: The End


of Politics. Writer Noreena Hertz analyses the decay in Western


democracy as voter apathy and moribund government leave a power vacuum ripe for occupation


by big corporations. (T)


9.00 The Secret Rulers of the World. Investigation into the motivations


of the Oklahoma Bomber. (T)


10.00 FILM: Multiplicity (1996) Come dy, starring Michael Keaton. (T)


12.10 Football Italia. 1.10 World Wrestling Federation: Heat. (T) 2.00 Flatmates. (R) (T) 2.25 Bob and Margaret. (H) (T) 2.50 FILM: Perdita Durango (1997). 5.00 Howard Goodall’s Organ Works. (R) (T) 5.25 Countdown. (R) (T) (s )


5.30 ITV Morning News. 6.00 GMTV. 6.00 News. 6.10 The Review. 7.00 The Sunday Programme. 8.00 Diggit. 9.25 CITV: Cow and Chicken. (S) 9.50 Sweat. 10.15 Scoo- by and Scrappy Doo. (T) 10.30 Sunday Morning. (T) (S) 11.30 Jonathan Dimbleby. m IS) 12.25 Granada News; Weather. (T) 12.30 F1: Austrian Grand Prix Live. Sixth round ot the Drivers and Constructors World Championships from the A1 Ring at Spielberg. (T) (S) 3.10 Global Challenge. (S) 4.10 The Magnificent Seven.


: 5.05 Storm Force. Unforeseen changes in the weather, focusing on a firestorm that burned for 14


1 . days, razing 82,000 acres of forest in Northern California. (S)


5.20 Monkey B u s in e s s . A dispute ■ flares up between two noisy groups of chimpanzee neighbours.


5.50 Granada News; Weather. (T) 5 55 Soccer Sunday. Highlights of the ’ ‘ Nationwide League play-offs.


6.35 ITV News; Weather. (T) 6.50 Lily Savage’s Blankety Blank, with guests Terri Dwyer, Mark Mor- aghan, Ortis, Sian Phillips, Rober­ ta Taylor and Tim Vincent. (T)


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iij a - pact something is wrong. Verav warms to the idea of Maria moving' in, but Jack has reservations. (T)


; -’ ' she’s not leaving Weatherfield '


7 30 ■ Coronation Street. Alma reveals.;, , after all, and Gail begins to sus-


8.00 Where the Heart Is. Henry is left heartbroken when Jess falls for a hunky waiter, and the nursing team help a young couple cope with a life-changing dilemma. (T) (S)


9.00 London’s Burning. Luke’s nurse persuades Hyper to enter the Watch team in a charity go-karting event, and Adam confronts Elaine, convinced he knows her secret, but the truth comes as a-bigger shock than he’d expected. (T) (S) High Stakes. The staff at Kenrick are thrown into a panic by the appearance of Christabel Webster __a lady notorious for poaching promising employees. (T) ITV Weekend News; Weather. (T) Granada Weather.


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Hitler and Bormann: Hitler s Fixer. The intense personal rela­ tionship between the Fuhrer and his deputy, Martin Bormann, who rose through the ranks of the Nazi party and monopolised control of


his master’s political affairs. (T)


1150 F1: Austrian Grand Prix. Highlights of this afternoon’s race at the A1 Ring, the sixth round of the Drivers and Constructors World Championship. (S)


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- .Loretta Swit;.(T) (S) ITV Newsl« 2.35 Cybernet. (R) (S) 3.05 Global Challenge; (R) (S) ITV News. 4.05 ITV Nightscreen.


YORKSHIRE


12.25 Calendar News 5.50 Calendar News and Sport 6.05 Fit for Life! 10.44 Local Weather 12.50 Badal 4.10 Jobfinder


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Ravenous, Sky MovieMax 10.00pm. Robert Carlyle and Guy P e a rc e s ta r in th is ■


thriller. When a stranger named Colquhoun (Car­ lyle) turns up at Fort Spencer during the Mex.can- American war, Captain John Boyd’s (Pearce, tran­ quil ex is tan ce is disturbed forever. Colquhoun relives the story of his cannibalistic loader and how he ate members of his party in order to sur- vive. Boyd and his men decide to leave Colquhoun and three others behind and search for the cave wh ere th is o c c u r re d to s e e if th e re a re any survivors — a bad move if ever there was one.


SKY PREMIER


6.00 Stopl or My Mom Will Shoot (PG) (1992) 8.00 Tho Black Hole (PG) (1979) 9.45 Honey, l Shrunk the Kids (U) (1990) 11.30 Stopl or My Mom Will Shoot (PG) (1992) 1.00 Infinity (PG) (1996) 3.00 The Black Hole (PG) (1979) 5.00 Berry Norman’s Film Night 5.30 Honey, I Shrunk the Kids (U) (1990) 7.00 Small Soldiers (PG) (1998) 9.00 Big Daddy (12) (1999) Comedy, starnng Adam Sandler. 10.35 Bulworth (18) (1998) Political satire, starring Warren Beatty. 12.25 Without Limits (15) (1998) 2.25 Side Streets (15) (1997) 4.40 infinity (PG) (1996)


SKY MOVIEMAX


6.20 Promise the Moon (PG) (TVM ,1997) 8.05 Outback Bound (PG) (1988) 9.40 Dancer, Texas Pop 81 (PG) (1998) 11.20 Danielle Steel’s Family Album (PG) (TVM 1994) 12.55 Promise the Moon (PG) (TVM 1997) 2.30 Outback Bound (PG) (1988) 4.05 Dancer, Texas Pop 81 (PG) (1998) 5.45 Avalanche (PG) (1998) 7.30 Moxvlew 8.00 Final Descent (15) (TVM 2000) Adventure, with Colin Cunningham. 10.00 Ravenous (18) (1999) Horror, starnng Guv Pearce. 11.45 White Water Summer (15) (1987) 1.15 Naked City: Justice With a Bultet (15) (TVM 1998) 3.05 No Laughing Matter (12) (1997) 4-35 Danielle Steel’s Family Album (PG) (TVM 1994)


SKY CINEMA


6.00 Who’s Got tho Action? (U) (1962) 7.35 An Affair to Remember (U) (1957) 9.35 Invasion of tho Body Snatchers (PG) (1956) 11-00 Eagle and the Hawk (PG) (1933) 12.15 The Barbarian and the Geisha (U) (1958) 2.00 Unconquered (PG) (1947) 4.35 Invasion of the Body Snatchers (PG) (1956) 6.00 An Affair to Remember (U) (1957) 8.00 Time After Time (15) (1980) Offbeat thnlle^ starring • Malcolm McDowell. 10.00 Blazing Saddles (15) (1974) Mel Brooks’ Western spoof, starring Gene Wilder. 11.40 Hardcore (18) (1979) Drama, starring George C Scott. 1.30 American Pop (15) (1981) 3.10 Grand Canyon (15) (1991)


SKY ONE


I 6.00 Hour of Power. 7.00 Mummies Alive. 7.30 Pokemon. 8.00 Pokemon. 8.30 Mega Babies. 9.00 Max Steel. 9 30 Starship Troopers. 10.00 The Simpsons. 10.30 America’s Dumbest Criminals. 11.00 World Wrestling Federation: Metal. 12.00 World Wrestling Federation: Superstars. 1 00 VIP. 2.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 3.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 4.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 5.00 Xena: Warrior Princess. 6.00 The Simpsons. 6.30 The Simpsons. 7.00 Futurama. 7^30


l The Simpsons. 8.00 ER. 9.00 The Stretch. 10.55 Caribbean Uncovered. 11.55 The Kindred. 12.55 Water Rats. 1.55 Poltergeist: The Legacy. 2.55 jocalypse Tube. 3.00 Long Play.


SKY SPORTS 1


6.00 Super League. 8.00 Spanish Football. 10.00 Soccer Extra. 12.00 Live FA Trophy Football. Forest Green v Canvey Island. 2.30 Live First Division Footbail. A semi-final. 6.00 Live Scottish Football. Hibernian v Hearts. 8.30 Goals. 11.00 Spanish Football. 1.00 US Golf. 4.00 Close.


SKY SPORTS 2 6.00 Watersports . World. 7.00


Aerobics. 7.30 Worid'Sport Special. 8.00 Formula Ford and Fiesta Rally. 8.30 Moto Plus. 9.00 NFL Europe. 10.30 Saturday Fight Night. 12.30 Live Rugby Union. Leicester tigers v Bath. 5.30 Motor Sports. 8.00 Live US Golf. Verizon Byron Nelson Classic. 11.00 Insido the Senior PGA Tour. 11.30 Motor Sports. 2.00 Close.


SKY SPORTS 3


10.00 US Golf. 12.00 Watersports World. 1.00 Live One-Day Cricket. 3.45 Cricket Heroes. 4.15 Live One- Day Cricket. Surrey Lions v Nottinghamshire Outlaws. 7.00 Live Spanish Football. A top game from Primera Liga. 9.00 Rugby Union Update. 11.00 Squash. 12.00 Close.


EUROSPORT


7.30 Superbikes. 8.00 Superbikes. 8.30 Live Superbikes. 9.00 Live Supersport. 9.30 Formula 3000.10.45 Live Superbikes. The day’s First race at Monza. 12.00 Live Suporsport. From Monza, Italy. 1.00 Live Superbikes. The British Superblke Championship. 2.00 Super Racing Weekend. 2.30 Super Racing Weekend. 5.00 Cycling. 6.15 Women's Tennis. 7.15 Superbikes. 8.00 US Sports News. 8.30 NASCAR. 10.00 Eurosport News. 10.15 AH Sports. 10.45 Super Racing Weekend.'12.00 US Sports News. 12.15 News. 12.30 Close.


UK GOLD


5.05 Due South. 6.00 Blake’s 7. 7.00 Bloke’s 7. 8.05 Dr Who and the Face of Evil. 10.00 Quantum Leap. 11.00 Quantum Leap. 12.00 Tha A-Team. 1.00 It Ain’t Half Hot, Mum. 1.40 Are You Being Served? 2.20 As Time Goes By. 3.00 The Bill. 6.00 Quantum Leap. 7.00 2po!nt4 Children. 7.40 Chambers. 8.20 Porridge. 9.00 One Foot In the Grave. 9.45 Fawlty Towers. 10.25 Dalzlel and Pascoe. 12.20 Casualty. 1.20 One Foot In the Grave. 2.00 Fawlty Towers. 2.40 Dalzlel and Pascoe. 4.20 Stand Up.


6.00 Ready Steady Cook. 6.30 Victoria Jackson. 7.00 Rosie and Jim. 7.15 The Blobs. 7.25 Barney and Friends. 7.55 Practical Parenting. 8.00 Polka Dot Shorts. 8.10 Wizadora. 8.20 Wizadora. 8.30 Rosio and Jim. 8.50 The Blobs. 9.00 Katie and Otbla. 9.30 Franklin. 10.00 Brookside. 12.00 Crossing Over. 12.30 Mauty Povich. 2.10 FILM: Who Was Gall Bondi? Drama, starring Carroll O'Connor. 4.00 Entertainment Nowl 4.10


Famous Homos and Hideaways. 4.40 Stepkids. 5.10 The Real Dating Show. 5.40 Ricki Lake. 6.30 Will and Grace. 7.00 Bettal 7.30 Star Treatment. 8.00 Crossing Over. 9.00 Jerry Springer Show Double Bill. 10.40 Talent. 11.10 Passion Cove. 11.45 Sex Bites. 12.00 Eden. 12.35 Plastic Fantastic. 1.05 Ricki Lake. 2.00 Screenshop.


GRANADA PLUS


6.00 The High Chaparral. 7.00 Plus on Plus. 7.30 Nearest and Dearest. 8.30


Faith in the Future. 9.00 Hawaii Fiva- 0 .10.00 A Bit of a Do. 11.00 Failh in


the Future. 11.30 Plus on Plus. 12.00 | The Memoirs of Sherlock Holmes. 1.00 The Lovers. 1.30 The Lovers. 2.00 Judith Krantz’s Till We Meet Again. 3.00 Classic Coronation Street. 5.30 Bullseye. 6.00 Agatha Christies Partners In Crime. 7.00 A Bit of a Do. 8.00 The Memoirs of Shorlock Holmes. 9.00 Catherine Cooksons The Glass Virgin. 10.00 Tommy Cooper. 10.30 Pushing Up Daisies. 11.00 The Wheeltappers and Shunters Social Club. 11.30 The Odd Couple. 12.00 Agatha Christies Partners In Crime. 1.00 Catherine Cookson’s Glass Virgin. 2.00 Close.


SCI-FI


8.00 Amazing Stories. 8.30 Cybernet. 9.00 The Six Million Dollar Man. 10.00 The Bionic Woman. 11.00 Wonder Woman. 12.00 Glimpse of The Mummy Returns. 12.15 FILM: Abbott and Costello Meet the Mummy. Spooky comedy, also starring Marie Windsor. 1.40 FILM: The Mummy s Hand. Vintage horror, starring Dick Foran and Wallace Ford. 2.55 FILM: The Mummy’s Tomb. Classic horror starring Lon Chaney Jnr. 4.05 FILM: The Mummy’s Ghost. Spooky sequel, starring Lon Chaney Jnr. 5.15 FILM: The Mummy’s Curse. Horror, starring Lon Chaney Jnr. 6.25 FILM: The Mummy. Horror. 7.45 Glimpse of The Mummy Returns. 8.00 Farscape. 9.00 I Sliders. 10.00 Psl Factor: Chronicles of the Paranormal. 12.00 Fortean TV. 1.00 American Gothic. 2.00 FILM: Boltneck. Sci-fi horror. 4.00 Close.


BBC CHOICE


6.00 CBBC on Choice. 7.00 The Weakest Link. 7.45 Robot Wars. 8.30 Come Fly with Me. 9.00 Goodness Gracious Me. 9.50 Rush. 10.00 EastEnders. 11.20 FILM: The Black Torment. Ghost story, starring John Turner. 12.45 Playing the Field. 1.35 Head to Toe. 1.50 Gogs. 2.00 Close.


ITV 2


9.25 Crossroads. 11.45 Trisha. 12.50 This One’s For You. 1.15 Tlie Planet’s Funniest Animals. 1.40 CD UK. 2.10 The Incredible Hulk. 3.00 Secret Agent Man. 3.50 Coronation Street. 6.00 Soap Fever. 7.00 Townies. 7.30 The Planet’s Funniest Animals. 8.00 A Touch of Frost. 10.00.Coronation Street. 10.30 The Last Train. 11.30 Soap Fever. 12.30 Hollywood Pets. 1.00 Hollywood Pets. 1.30 Freaky


Stories. 1.35 Freaky Stories. 1.40 NBA Action. 2.10 Dr Katz. 2.35 Close.


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