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7.00 Planet Saturday: Noddy in Toyland. (R) (C) (S) 7.30 Fix and Foxi. (R) (C).(S) 7.45 Noah’s Island. (R) (C) (S) 8.10 Arthur. (R) (C) IS) 8.35 Rugrats. (R) (C) 9.00 Live and Kick-


ina. (C) (S) 12.10 News; Weather. (C) • 1215 G r a n d s t a n d . Introduced by Sue


■ Barker. Clare Balding and Gary Lineker. 12.25 Athletics Focus. World Championship preview. 1.15 Golf. The women's British Open at Sun- ningdale. 2.05 Racing and Golf. The 2.15 Vodafone Nursery Stakes, plus further coverage from Sunningdale. 2.40 Racing. The 2.45 Vodafone Thoroughbred Stakes, the 3.20 Voda­ fone Nassau Stakes and the 3.50 Vodafone Stewards Cup. 4.00 Athlet­ ics. World Championship action from Edmonton. Times may vary. (S)


6.15 6.30 6.35


7.30 8.15


10.00 10.15


11.45 j &


News; Weather. (C) Regional News and Sport. Friends Like Th e se . Ian Wright watches over proceedings as a gang of girls from Newbury take on a bunch of boys from Birmingham to win a trip to Malaysia. Last in series. (C) (S) The National Lottery: Winning Lines. Phillip Schofield introduces the lottery-based quiz show. (C) (S) FILM: T h e American President (1995). The widowed US President's private life is thrust into the spotlight by his romantic involvement with a feisty environmentalist with a shady past, much to the delight of a rival who will stop at nothing to smear him. Political comedy, starring Michael Douglas, Annette Bening, Martin Sheen and Richard Dreyfuss; (C) (S) National Lottery Update. News; Weather. (C) FILM: Johnny Mnemonic (1995). Keanu Reeves stars as a futuristic courier who attempts to download vital information stored within_a microchip implanted in his brain before it kills him — unwittingly setting himself up as a target for an evil cor­ poration desperate to get hold of the data for themselves. Sci-fi adventure, with Dolph Lundgren and Ice T. Robert Longo directs. (C) (S) Patrick Kielty Live. With guest Steve


Coogan. (R) (C)


12.20 Top Of the Pops. (R) (C) (S) 12.20 Weatherview. 1.05 FILM: Crack in the World (1965). Sci-fi thriller about a dying scientist who endangers Earth while trying to harness the planet’s inner energy. With Dana Andrews. (C) 2.40 BBC News 24.


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Oblivious, Granada, 6.1 Opm. Popular host Davina McCa ll (pictured) presents the exciting game show which is full of surprises and big ca sh prizes — but the twist is, the contestants don’t even know they’re playing. During the week the winners have been secretly filmed a s they go about their daily routine, being stopped in the street by a stranger who a sk s them a series of questions that appear so normal there is no reason to su spec t a thing. If they answered the questions correctly, they will be


5.30 ITV Morning News. 6.00 GMTV: News. 6.10 Oooberry Telly. 7.10 Diggit. 9.25 SMTV Live. (T) (S) 11.30 CD UK. (T) IS) 12.30 The Planet’s Funniest Animals. 1.00 ITV News; Weather. (T) 1.05 Granada News; Weather. (T) 1.10 International Motor Racing. (S) 1.45 Cartoon Time. 1.50 Popstars Australia. (T) (S) 2.45 Young


Hercules. (T) 3.10 '" FILM: Arthur 2: On the Rocks (1988). Dudley Moore reprises his . . role as a drunken playboy in this


offered a prize on the show, but the fun doesn’t stop there, a s Davina gives them the final option to take the prize or double their money by answering one last question.


C H A N N E L 4


6.15 Open University. 8.00 Weekend 24. IS) 9.00 Containing the Pacific. (C) 9.30 CyberTalk. (C) 10.00 Mind Bites. (C) 10.05 Music to the Ear. (C) 10.35 Open Advice. (C) 10.40 See Hear! On Saturday. (R) (S) 11.25 FILM: Joan of Arc (1948). Historical drama, starring Ingrid Bergman. (C) 1.05 FILM: Indiscreet (1958). Roman­ tic comedy, starring Cary Grant. (C) 2.40 TOTP 2. (R) (C) (S) 3.25 Malcolm in the


Middle. (R) (C) Golf: The Women’s Open. Gary


3.50


6.15 8.10


9.00 9.30


Lineker introduces the third round of the tournament from Sunning­ dale. Peter Alliss, Alex Hay and Beverly Lewis are among the commentary team. World Championship Athletics. Reviewing the first round of the men's 100m. (C) (S) Douglas Adams: Omnibus Spe­ cial — The Man Who Blew Up the Earth. Profile of the late


author. (C) (S) Some Mothers Do ’Ave ’Em. Frank (Michael Crawford) makes another bumbling blunder. (R) (C) World Championship Athletics. The second day’s competition in Edmonton continues. (C) (S)


1.30 FILM: Ballad in Blue (1964). Senti­ mental drama, starring Ray Charles and Mary Peach. (C) (bw) 2.55 Close. 3.00 BBC Learning Zone. 5.00 Close.


C H A N N E L 5 I


6 00 Russell Grant’s Postcards. (S) 6.05 WideWorld. (R) (T) (S) 6.35 WideWorld. (R) (T) (S) 7.00 ITN News Channel. (S) 7.30 Milk­ shake' (S) 7.35 Tickle, Patch and Friends. (S) 8.00 Redwall. (R) (S) 8.30 The Powerpuff Girls. IS) 9.00 The Tribe. (R) (T) (S) 10.00 The Desert Forges. (S) 11.00 The Core: Core News. (S) 11.05 Beverly Hills, 90210. (T) (S) 12.00 5 News at Lunchtime. (T) (S) 12.10 The Core. 12.10 Home and Away. (T) (S) 2.15 Newquay. (S) 2.45 The Core Live Roadshow. (S) 2.50 Harry and Cosh. (R) (T) 3.10 Singled


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Out. (R) (S) 3.40 RAD. (R) (S) 4.10 The Pepsi Chart. (R) (T) (S) 4.45 Daria. (R) (T) (S) 5.15 Student Bodies. (T) (S)


5.45 6.10 6.15


7.45 8.00


9.00


5 rfews and Sport. Headlines. (T) (S) FILM: P o l ic e Academy 6: City


Under Siege (1989). Zany comedy, starring Bubba Smith. (T) (S) 5 News and Sport. Headlines. (T) (S) Volcanoes. Research into volcanic


activity; (R) (T) (S) 5 News at 9. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. A


11.55 battered body is found on a mountain­


9.55 10.00


side. (T) (S) 5 News Update. Round-up. FILM: An O c ca s ion al Hell {TVM 1996). Thriller, starring Tom Berenger;; (T) (S) 5 News Late. FILM: Girl on a Motorcycle (1968). Cult drama. Marianne Faithfull and


Alain Delon star. (T)


1.35 Sportsweek. (S) 4.10 FILM: Border River (1954). Western, starring Joel McCrea. (T) 5.30 Bamboo Bears.


5.55 The Magic Roundabout. (R) (T) 6.00 Sesame Street. (R) (T) 7.00 Speedway Grand Prix. (T) 8.00 Trans World Sport. (T) 9.00 The Morning Line. (T) 10.00 Cricket Roadshow. (T) 10.55 Live Test Match Cricket. England v Australia. (T) 1.00 The Lunch Break. (T) 1.35 Live Test Match Cricket and Racing from Newmarket and Doncaster. Cricket: Further coverage of England v Australia. Racing: Featuring six races from Newmarket and Doncaster. Uninterrupted coverage of the cricket continues on FilmFour. (T)


7.00 Channel 4 News. Including sport and weather. (T)


7.30 Today at the Test. Highlights of England v Australia. (T)


8.05 Brookside. Omnibus. (T) 9.30 Best of Banzai. Compilation of highlights. (R) (T)


10.00 TV to Die For: The Best Music Show in the World. Darius pre­ sents the pick of music-related TV moments. (T)


12.05 Top Ten: Punk. (R) (T) 1.40 FILM: Till Death Us Do Part (1968). Comedy, starring Warren Mitchell. 3.35 Best Friends. (R) (T) 4.05 Desmond’s. (R) (T) 5.05 For Your Love. (T) 5.30 Norland Nan­


nies. (R) (T)


■ - Comedy sequel which sees New York’s richest layabout losing his : ■ $750 million.fortune. With Liza ;


; Minhelli- (D (s)


5.10 Granada News; Weather. (T) 5.20 ITV News; Weather. (T) 5.40 Wheel of Fortune. Spin-the-wheel game show, with John Leslie and Jenny Powell. (T) (S)


6.10 Oblivious. Davina McCall pre­ sents a game show with the ulti­ mate twist — the contestants aren’t even aware that they're tak­


ing part. (T)


7.00 Bruce’s Price is Right. Bruce Forsyth invites audience members from Leeds, York, Leicester, Brighton, Lincoln and Burton upon Trent to come on down and com­ pete for big, big prizes. (T) (S)


7.30 You’ve Been Framed! Rib-tickling collection of camcorder calamities, starring those eternal fall-guys the public at large. (T) (S)


8.15 This is My Moment. The five final­ ists picked from Wednesday’s show sing again, this time in the hope of pocketing a big cash prize. Presented by Melanie B. (T) (S)


9.15 Poirot. The dapper detective’s supper at a Buenos Aires restau­ rant is rudely interrupted by the murder of a fellow diner, who unwittingly drinks from a glass laced with cyanide and promptly


drops dead. (Ft) (T) (S)


10.15 This is My Moment Results. A chance to discover which of the five finalists has won the all-impor­ tant viewers’ vote. (T) (S)


10.30 ITV Weekend News; Weather. (T) 10.44 Granada Weather.


; 10.45 FILM: Species (1995). A group of scientists create a human-alien


hybrid which grows up to become a beautiful but deadly femme


fatale. Sci-fi thriller, starring Ben Kingsley, Michael Madsen and Natasha Henstridge. (T) (S)


12.45 FILM: Major League II (1994). S po r ts c om ed y s eq u e l , in which


; baseball team return for another season — this time determined to win. Charlie Sheen stars; (S) ITV News Headlines.


2 35 ITV at the Festivals 2000. Rock festi­ val highlights. (R) (S) 3.30 World Football; (R) ITV News Headlines. 3.55 Box Office America. (R) (S) 4.20 Judge Judy. 4.40 ITV


Nightscreen. YORKSHIRE


1.05 Calendar News; Weather 5.05 Calen­ dar News and Sport 10.44 Local Weather


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6.45 CBBC; Teletubbies. (R) (C) (S) 7.30 FILM: For the Love of Aaron (TVM 1994). Harrowing drama, starring Meredith Baxter. (C) (S) 9.00 Breakfast with Frost. (C) (S) 10.00 The Heaven and Earth Show. (S) 11.00 Rick Stein’s Seafood Odyssey. (R) (C) (S) 11.30 Countryfile. (C) (S) 12.00 BBC News. (C) 12.05 Quincy. (R) (C) 12.55 Do You Remember? (C) (S) 1.00 EastEnders. (C) (S) 2 20 FILM: Perry Mason and the Case of the Lethal Lesson (TVM 1989). The attorney rep­ resents a law student accused of murder, hin­ dered every step of the way by the defen­ dant’s wealthy girlfriend. Raymond Burr stars. (C) 3.55 FILM: MacGyver:The Lost Treasure of Atlantis (1994). The intrepid explorer accompanies his former archaeology profes­ sor in a search for the mythical lost continent. TV spin-off, with Richard Dean Anderson. (C) 5.25 Points of View. Opinions on the week's programmes, with Janet Street-Porter. (C) (S)


5.40 News; Weather. (C) 5.50 Regional News; Weather. 6.05 Songs of Praise. (C) (S) 6.40 The Nation’s Favourite Prom. Mariella Frostrup hosts a concert from the Royal Albert Hall which features a selection of the most popular classical music pieces, including Elgar’s Enigma Variations. (C) (S)


8.00 Ground Force Revisited. The team renovate a small Alloa garden for a retired woman, and return a year later to see how their hard work has paid


off. (R) (C) black holes. (C) (S) m ' "


9.00 Life A s We Know It. Alex offers Lizzie pearls of journalistic wisdom as she prepares for an interview with a newspaper, but the intervention of their kids turns the meeting into a


disaster. (C) (S)


9.30 Chambers. John and Hilary under­ take an epic journey back to cham­ bers when they find themselves stranded at a remote court without a penny to their names. (C) (S)


10.00 News; Weather. (C) 10.15 World Championship Athletics. Sue Barker and Roger Black intro­ duce proceedings from the Common­ wealth Stadium in Edmonton, where the gold medals in the heptathlon, women’s shot put, men’s hammer, and men's 100m will be decided; (C)


(S) Weatherview. 1.35 BBC News 24. . .


8.30 Space. Sam Neill presents an insight into the terrifying phenomenon of


7.45


8.25 9.20 10.15


PICK OF THE DAY


T a k e Me, Granada, 9.00pm. The start of this s l ick new drama series, starring Rob­ son Green and Beth Goddard (pictured) a s J a c k and Kay, a married couple who give up the life they’re used to in their luxury c ity apartment


and move out to the beautiful rural countryside of Hadleigh Corner in a final attempt to salvage some­ thing of their rapidly disinte­ grating marriage. Initially they find everything is fine, and the friendly neighbours are only too happy to wel­ come them. However, in due course they discover the


lo ca ls are into wife swapping and before long, the couple end up su ck ed into this seductive way of life — with drastic and murderous con ­ sequence s. Annette Ekblom and Keith Barron a lso star.


C H A N N E L 4


6.05 Open University. 7.25 Object Lessons. (C) 7.30 Truth Will Out. 7.45 Final Frontier. 8.15 CBBC: The Prince of Atlantis. (R) (C) (S) 8.40 Arthur. (R) (C) 9.10 Casper. (R) (C) (S) 9.30 The Journey of Allen Strange. (R) (C) (S) 9.55 Travel Bug. (C) (S) 10.25 Byker Grove. (R) (C) (S) 11.15 The Super League Show. 12.00


Top of the Pops+Plus. (C) - "» ' Sunday Grandstand. Including


1.00


1.05 World Championship Athlet­ ics. (S) 1.20 Golf. (S) 4.00 World Championship Athletics. (S) The Future Just Happened. The Internet’s role in the erosion of


privacy. (C) (S) The World at War. The fall of the


Third Reich. (R) (C) World Championship Athletics. The second round of the Women's 100m. (C) (S) Velvet Soup. Drama queen Quigley Cox faces a police line­ up. Last in series. (C) (S)


10.45 People Like Us. Roy Mallard (Chris Langham) investigates


11.15 <11.45


photographers. (Ft) (C) (S) People Like Us. Roy Mallard investigates schools. Last in series. (R) (C) (S) FILM: Shaft’s Big Score (1972). Thriller sequel, starring Richard^


, Roundtree. (C) - 1.25 Close. 2.00 BBC Learning Zone. C H A N N E L 5


6.00 Russell Grant’s Postcards. (S) 6.05 Wide­ World. (R) (T) (S) 6.30 Dappledown Farm. (R) 7.00 Beachcomber Bay. (R) (S) 7.30 Milk­ shake! IS) 7.35 Tickle, Patch and Friends. (S) 8.00 Fat Dog Mendoza. (R) (S) 8.30 Tintin. (R) IS) 9.00 The Tribe. (R) (T) (S) 10.00 Core News. IS) 10.05 Mega Babies. (R) (S) 10.30 The BigQuestion. (S) 11.00 It's Your Funeral. (R) (S) 11.30 The Movie Chart Show. (R) (S) 12.00 Buildings of the Future. (T) (S) 12.30 5 News. (T) (S) 12.40 FILM: Chief Crazy Horse (1954). Western, starring Victor Mature. (T)


2.15 3.05 5.20


Exclusive. (S) Family Affairs. (T) (S)


?! FILM: Whiskers (TVM 1997). A cat g o d d e s s a n sw e r s a y o u n g s t e r s


' prayers by turning his feline friend into ,'Pa human; Children's fantasy, starring Brent Carver. (S) .


7.00 7.30 8.00


< ' 5 News and Sport. Headlines. (T) (S)


Motorsport Max. (S) Victoria’s Empire. Reviewing foreign policy under Disraeli and Gladstone; (S) 5 News at 9.


11.30 9.00 FILM: Escape Clause (1996). A man


• learns his wife has paid a contract killer to murder him, but the. mystery(


(deepens when the conspiratqrs turn1 up dead themsejves. Thriller? with


-Andrew McCarthy;!(T) (S)5,News.;;<: Arrest and Trial. An assault on a Ver­ mont woman. (T)


12.00 Poltergeist: The Legacy. (R) (T) (S) 12.50 Live Major League Baseball. Coverage of a key game. (S) 4.00 Major League Base­ ball Replay. (Ft) (S)


6.00 The Magic Roundabout. (R) (T) 6.05 Pippi Longstocking. (R) (T) 6.30 The Magic School Bus. (R) (T) 7.00 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 7.25 Party Animals. (R) (T) 7.30 Bug Alert. (R) (T) 8.00 T4: Popworld. 9.00 T4: Hollyoaks. (T) 10.30 Live Test Match Cricket. England v Australia. (T) 1.00 The Lunch Break. (T) 1.35 Live Test Match Cricket. England v Australia. (T) 7.00 Channel 4 News. (T) 7.30 Today at the Test. Highlights of England v Australia. (T)


8.00 The History of Surveillance. New series chronicling the devel­ opment of surveillance tech­ niques, beginning with the Victori­ an age and the major step forward in forensic work provided by dis­ coveries about the uniqueness of


fingerprints. (T) 9.00 FILM: Lightning Jack (1994).; 1


a Comedy Western, starring Paul Hogan. (T)


10.55 Hello Culture. Villains of the cultured world. (T)


11.55 World Wrestling Federation: Heat. Grappling action. (T)


12.50 Whose Line is it Anyway? (R) (T)


' 1.25 Fortean TV. (R) (T) 1.55 FILM: A Self-Made Hero (1995). Premiere. French comedy, with Mathieu Kassovitz. 3.55 Happy Birthday Tom. (R) 4.05 Motorsport on 4: TVR Tuscans. 4.35 The Chequered Flag. 5.30 Classic Plant. (R)


10.45 . 9.00


SUNDAY, AUGUST5TH G R A N A D A


5.30 ITV Morning News. 6.00 GMTV: News. 6.10 The Review. 6.45 Macdonald's Farm. 7.00 Ni Ni’sTreehouse. 7.20 Up on the Roof. 8.05 Diggit. 8.55 Up on the Roof. 9.25 CITY: Cow and Chicken. (T) (S) 9.50 Sweat. (T) 10.15 Scooby, Scrappy and Yabba Doo. (T) 10.30 Sunday Morning. (T) IS) 11.30 My Favourite Hymns. (T) (S) 12.00 That’s Esther. (T) 12.30 Wheel of Fortune. (T) (S) 1.00 ITV News; Weather. (T) 1.10 Back to the Front with Michael Nicholson. (T) 2.00 Granada News; Weather. (T) 2.05 Take Time with Twiggy. 2.30 The Magnificent Seven. (S) 3.25 FILM: Rio Shannon (1992). Family drama, with Blair Brown and Robert Beltran. (T) (S)


5.00 A Taste for Travel. Chef Simon Rimmer stirs up some oriental flavours in Hong Kong, Claire Smith samples the historical delights of the Dordogne and Darrell Olsen saddles up in the cowboy territory of Arizona. (R) Cartoon Time. Animated fun. Granada News; Weather. (T) The Planet's Funniest Animals. Home-video howlers. (R) (S) ITV News; Weather. (T) Survival Special. American scien­ tist Bill Leacock’s study of giant brown bears in the icy wastes of Russia’s Kamchatka peninsula, where poachers pose increasing threats to their survival. (T) (S) Coronation Street. David walks in on a tender moment between Gail and Richard, while Roy and Hayley seek sanctuary with Ruth and spend an uncomfortable night while she deliberates over the rights and wrongs of what they’ve


5.30 5.40 5.45


6.15 6.30


7.30 8.00


done. (T) Where the Heart Is. The nurses


prepare for a darts showdown in the Skelthwaite Arms, and Beth has a surprise visitor. (T) (S) Take Me. New series. Thriller, starring Robson Green and Beth Goddard as a couple who move to a rural ’designer village’ in an effort to save their ailing marriage, and find their neighbours surprisingly friendly — too friendly in fact. Continues tomorrow. (T) (S)


fTV Weekend News; Weather. (T)


10.59 Granada Weather. 11.00 The South Bank Show. Come­ dian Steve Coogan talks to Melvyn Bragg about his childhood, early career as an impressionist, the creation'of spoof character Alan Partridge and his recent move into


feature films. (T) (S)


12.00 Alpha: Will it Change Their Lives?; (T) ITV News Headlines. 1.05 FILM: Jack Reed: Badge of Honor (1993). Action


thriller, starring Brian Dennehy as an unconventional cop who sets out to find


the killer of a single mother. (T) 2.50 Trisha. (R) (T) (S) 3.50 Cybernet; (R) (S) ITV News Headlines. 4.20 ITV Nightscreen.


YORKSHIRE


2.00 Calendar News and Weather 5.30 Calendar News and Sport 5.45 A Sporting Chance 10.59 Local Weather 1.05 Diljale


4.10 Jobfinder . the hapless Cleveland Indians


SATURDAY, AUGUST 4TH G R A N A D A


WeeSel [WINE


with rim Byrne BARBECUE sea­


son is upon us once more. The next two months being our last chance to savour the long, sunny days and warm evenings of the great British summer time. Like barbecued


Angela’s Ashes, Sky Premier, 8.00pm. Alan Parker’s acclaimed big screen version of the Frank McCourt b estseller tells the story of the author’s miserable Irish childhood during the 1930s and 1940s. After the death of his baby sister the family moved back to Limer­ ic k . A lth ou g h h is m o th e r A n g e la (EmUy Watson) t r ie s to k e e p them toge the r, h is father’s (Robert Carlyle) difficulties finding work —coupled with his tendency to spend any wages he does get on drink — means that they face a life of grinding poverty.


SKY PREMIER


5.15 The Mythology o f Sta r Wars 6.15 P ira te s of the P la in (PG) (1999) 7.55 Switch in g G o a ls (U) (1999) 9.25 S is te r A c t (PG) (1992) 11.10 P r in c e s s of T h ie ve s (PG) (TVM 2001) 12.50 Switch in g G o a ls (U) (1999) 2.15 S is te r A c t (PG) (1992) Musical comedy. 4.00 The B la c k H o le (PG) (1979) Sci-fi adventure, starring Maximilian Schell. 6.00 P r in c e s s o f Th ie ve s (PG) (TVM 2001) Drama, starring Keira Knighlley. 7.30 Preview Show The week ahead on Sky's movie channels. 8.00 An g e la 's A sh e s (15) (1999) Premiere. Acclaimed drama, starring Robert Carlyle. 10.25 The G en e ra l’s Dau gh ter (18) (1999) Military thriller, starring John Travolla. 12.25 S he ’s A ll Th a t (12) (1999) 2.10 J in n a h (12) (1998) 4.00 Pirates of the P lain (PG) (1999)


SKY MOVIEMAX


6.15 P r ice of Beauty (PG) (2000) 8.00 Range of Motion (PG) (2000) 9.45 A F ather 's C h o ice (12) (1999) 11.30 S ta rdu s t (PG) (1999) 1.15 S e co n d H on eym o o n (U) (2000) 3.00 P r ice o f Beauty (PG) (2000) Drama, starring Marina Black. 4.45 R ang e o f M ot ion (PG) (2000) Drama, starring Rebecca De Mornay. 6.30 A F ather 's C h o ice (12) (1999) Family drama, starring Peter Strauss. 8.30 Race A g a in s t Time (15) (2000) Thriller, starring Eric Roberts. 10.15 Br ide of C h u ck y (18) (1998) Chiller, starring Brad Douril. 11.55 Universal S o ld ie r III: U nf in ish ed B u s in e s s (18) (1998) Scl-fi adventure sequel. 1.35 The Forgotten (15) (1989) 3.15 Captured (18) (1998) 4.55 S econd Honeymoon (U) (2000)


SKY CINEMA


6.00 T h e Old Dark H ou se (PG) (1963) 7.30 You L ig h t Up My Life (PG) (1977) 9.00 Sta rman (PG) (1984) 11.00 R o c ke t Gibraltar (PG) (1988) 1.00 The Three S to o g e s In Orbit (U) (1962) 2.30 The Fighting Kentuckian (U) (1949) John Wayne western. 4.30 The Old Dark H ouse (PG) (1963) Horror comedy. 6.15 Starman (PG) (1984) Sci-fi (anlasy, starring Jelf Bridges. 8.15 The F ly (PG) (1958) Vintage horror, starring Vincent Price. 10.00 The F ly (18) (1986) Horror remake, starring Jelf Goldblum. 11.40 The F ly II (18) (1989) Horror sequel. 1.25 The G o rg o n (15) (1964) 2.50 Und er­ wo rld U S A (15) (1961) 4.30 The Three S to o g e s in Orbit (U) (1962)


SKY ONE


5.10 The Oprah Winfrey Show. 6.00 Andromeda. 7.00 What About Mimi? 7.30 Pokemon. 8.00 Mega Babies. 8.30 Max Steel. 9.00 Pokemon. 9.30 Pokemon. 10.00 Pokemon. 10.30 The Simpsons. 11.00 World Wrestling Federation: Smackdown. 1.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 5.00 Vampire High. 5.40 Roswell High. 6.45 Cribs. 7.00 The Simpsons. 8.00 TV Years: 1990. 9.00 Friends. 9.30


"i-rl gBk


Friends. 10.00 Prickly Heat Global Epidemic. 11.00 Reps in Ibiza. 12.00 Fear Factor. 1.00 Prickly Heal Global Epidemic. 1.50 Star Trek: Voyager.


SKY SPORTS 1


6.00 What a Weekend. 7.00 Super League. 8.30 Racing News. 9.00 S occer AM. 12.00 Live European Golf. Volvo Scandinavian Masters. 4.00 S oc ce r Saturday. 5.30 Live Scottish Football. Kilmarnock v Celtic (Kick-oil 5.35pm). 7.45 Ringside. 8.30 Test Match Cricket. 10.30 The Ashes — Your Call. 11.00 Ringside. 11.45 World Wrestling Federation: Smackdown.


1.40 C la s s ic


Premiership. 1.45 Scottish Football. 3.45 Ringside. 4.30 Karate. 5.00 World Sport Special. 5.30 Moto Plus.


SKY SPORTS 2


6.00 Sports Unlimited. 7.00 Aerobics O z Style. 7.30 Racing News. 8.00 World Sport Special. 8.30 US Golf. 10.30 Fish-O-Mania 2001 — Live. 4.00 World Sport S pecial. 4.30 Australian Rules Football. 6.30 Moto Plus. 7.00 Live Darts. The World Matchpiay linal. 10.00 Karate. 10.30 World Sport Special. 11.00 European Golf. 1.00 Super League. 3.00 Test Match Cricket. 5.00 Max Power.


SKY SPORTS 3


8.30 A S C A R 2001. 10.00 Moto Plus. 10.30 Live Australian Rugby League. 12.30 Australian Rules Football. 2.30 Pool. 6.00 Live Sup er League. Warrington Wolves v Bradford Bulls. 8.00 Karate. 8.30 Wild Spirits. 9.00 Live U S Golf. The International. 11.00 Max Power. 12.00 C lcso. v


EUROSPORT


7.30 Extreme Sports. 8.00 Extreme Sports Special. 8.30 World Champ­ ionship Athletics. 10.30 Beach Volleyball. 11.00 Edmonton Extra. 11.30 Equestrianism. 12.30 World Championship Athletics. 2.00 Live Beach Volleyball. 3.00 Edmonton Extra. 3.30 Live World Championship Athletics. 7.30 World Championship Athletics. 9.00 British Eurosport News. 9.15 Edmonton Extra. 9.45 Live World Championship Athletics. The men's 800m linal. 1.00 Close.


UK GOLD


5.00 Lovejoy. 6.00 The Good Lite. 6.40 Neighbours. 8.00 Blake's 7. 9.05 Dr Who and the City of Death. 11.00 Quantum Leap. 12.00 The A- Team. 1.00 It Ain’t Half Hot, Mum. 1.40 Bread. 2.20 2point4 Children. 3.00 'Alio 'Allot 3.40 The Bill. 6.00 Quantum Leap. 7.00 Porridge. 7.40 Porridge. 8.20 Porridge. 9.00 Red Dwarf. 9.40 Red Dwarf. 10.20 Red Dwarf. 11.00 Red Dwarf. 11.40 Red Dwarf. 12.20 Red Dwarf. 1.00 Lovejoy. 2.05 FILM: Rent-a-Kid. Comedy. 3.55 Hope and Glory.


LIVING


6.00 Ready Steady Cook. 6.30 Crossing Over. 7.00 Tiny and Crew.


7.20 Caillou. 7.25 Barney and Friends. 8.00 Wizadora. 8.15 Katie and Orbie. 8.45 Rosie and Jim. 9.00 Polka Dot Shorts. 9.10 Mumble Bumble. 9.20 The Blobs. 9.30 Barney and Friends. 10.00 Home


and Away Omnibus. 12.00 Star I Treatment. 12.30 Beyond Belief: Fact


or Fiction. 1.30 FILM: Some Like It Hot. 3.50 Entertainment Nowl 4.00 Will and Grace. 4.30 Will and Grace. 5.00 Ricki Lake. 5.50 Jerry Springer Double Bill. 7.30 Crossing Over. 8.00 Beyond Beliel: Fact or Fiction. 9.00 Blonde. 10.40 Maury Povich. 11.30 Passion Cove. 12.00 Passion Cove. 12.35 The Real Dating Show. 1.05 Brighton Rocks. 1.35 Entertainment


Nowl 2.00 Screenshop. GRANADA PLUS


6.00 Cribb. 7.00 Plus on Plus. 7.30 The Fosters. 8.00 Maggie and Her. 8.30 Supersonic. 9.00 Supersonic. 9.30 Shang-A-Lang. 10.00 Mission: Impossible. 11.00 Hawaii Five-O. 12.00 Cribb. 1.00 A Bit of a Do. 2.00 The Dwelling Place. 3.00 Sherlock Holmes. 4.00 Mission: Impossible. 5.00 The Professionals. 6.00 The Brian Conley Show. 6.30 Strange But True. 7.00 The Dwelling Place. 8.00 Sherlock Holmes. 9.00 Ruth Rendell Mysteries. 10.00 Hill Street Blues. 11.00 Professionals. 12.00 Catherine Cookson’s The Dwelling Place. 1.00 Hill Street Blues. 2.00 Close.


SCI-FI


8.00 Amazing Stories. 8.30 Amazing Stories. 9.00 Fantasy Island. 10.00 The Bionic Woman. 11.00 Wonder Woman. 12.00 FILM: Plan 9 From Outer Space. Bela Lugosi stars. 1.30 Cybernet. 2.00 Amazing Stories. 2.30 Amazing Stories. 3.00 Sightings. 4.00 seaQuest DSV. 5.00 seaQuest DSV. 6.00 The Burning Zone. 7.00 First Wave. 8.00 FILM: Powder. Drama, starring Sean Patrick Flanery. 10.00 FILM: Haunted. 12.00 FILM: Detonator Orgun. 2.50 FILM: Dominion Tank Police. 4.00 Shop America.


BBC CHOICE


6.00 C B B C on Choice. 7.00 The Weakest Link. 7.45 TOTP 2. 8.30


Robot Wars. 9.15 Robot Wars. 10.00 Steve Coogan in The Revengers' Comedies. 11.25 God, the Devil and Bob. 11.45 Brooklyn South. 12.30 TOT P 2. 1.15 Trie Office. 1.45 Mark Lamarr. 2.00 Close.


ITV2


9.25 Emmerdale. . 11.50 Chart Choice. 12.00 This One’s For You.


12.30 Don’t Try This at Homel 1.30 Popstars Extra. 2.00 Popstars Extra. ' 2 30 The G'rimleys. 3.00 -The Grimleys. 3.30 The Incredible Hulk. 4 25 Fortune Hunter. 5.10 Sheena. 6 00 CD UK. 7.00 Felicity. 7.50 Popstars. 8.35 The Grimleys. 9.00 The Blind Date. 10.30 The Late Show with David Letterman. 11.20 Boxing First. 12.50 Sheena. 1.40 Fortune Hunter. 2.30 Close.


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SATELLITEPICKOFTH EP A Y


Bowfinger, Sky Premier, 9.00pm. This inven­ tive comedy from In and Out director Frank Oz (the v o ic e of Yo da in th e S ta r Wars movies) sees Steve Martin on fine form as an out of work film-maker who is determined to make it in Hollywood. After getting his hands on a script he believes could be the next big b lo ckb us te r , he t r ie s to hire sought-after le a d in g man E d d ie Murphy, but when he re fu s e s th e ro le , h e ’s le f t with on ly one course of action — include him in the action without him realising.


SKY PREMIER


6.00 The E nd o f Eden (PG) (1996) 8.00 Und erco ver An ge l (PG) (1998) 10.00 Mr R ice ’s S ec ret (PG) (1999) 12.00 S im p ly Irresistible (PG) (1999) 2.00 Und erco ver A n g e l (PG) (1998) Romantic drama, starring Dean Winters. 3.45 The F antas tick s (PG) (1995) Premiere. Musical, starring Joel Grey. 5.15 S im p ly Irresistible (PG) (1999) Romanlic comedy, starring Sarah Michelle Geltar. 7.00 Dragonheart: A New Beginning (PG) (2000) Premiere. Children’s fantasy, starring Robby Benson. 9.00 Bowfinge r (12) (1999) Hit comedy, starring Steve Martin. 10.45 What Dreams May Come (15) (1998) Offbeat drama, starring Robin Williams. 12.40 The Deep End of the Ocean (12) (1999) 2.30 The Trench (15) (1999) 4.10 The F a nta s tlck s


(PG) (1995) SKY MOVIEMAX


6.35 A Th ou san d Heroes (PG) (1992) 8.10 K in g S o lom on 's Mines (PG) (1985) 9.55 P o l ic e Aca d em y IV: C it izen s on Patrol (PG) (1987) 11.25 Bitter S uite (PG) (2000) 1.05 Selma, Lord , S elm a (PG) (1999) 2.40 A Th ou san d Heroes (PG) (1992) Fact- based drama, starring Charlton Heston. 4.15 K ing S o lom on ’s Mines (PG) (1985) Adventure. Richard Chamberlain and Sharon Stone star. 6.00 P o lice Academy IV: C it izen s on Patrol (PG) (1987) Zany comedy, with Steve Guttenberg. 7.30 Ma xv iew Preview. 8.00 The Seventh S ign (15) (1988) Supernatural mystery, starring


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Deml Moore. 10.00 Stigmata (18) (1999) Supernatural horror. 11.45 Omen IV: The Awakening (15) (TVM 1991) Spooky thriller, starring Faye Grant. 1.25 B a c h e lo r P a r ty (18) (1984) 3.15 Q u ic k s ilve r (15) (1988)


SKY CINEMA


6.00 The Barbnr ian and the Geish a (U) (1958) 8.00 The P r in c e of T h ie ve s (PG) (1947) 9.25 Sorrowful Jo n e s (U) (1949) 11.00 Gentlemen P re fe r B lo n d e s (U) (1953) 12.30 E s cap e to V ic to ry (PG) (1981) 2.30 The P r in ce of T h ie ve s (PG) (1947) Robin Hood adventure, starring Jon Hall 4.00 The Barbarian and the G e ish a (U) (1958) Romantic drama, starring John Wayne. 6.00 E s cap e to V ic tory (PG) (1981) PoW adventure, starring Michael Caine and Sylvester Stallone. 8.00 S ta r tin g O v e r (15) (1979) Comedy, starring Burt Reynolds. 10.00 T h e War of the R o se s (15) (1989) Black comedy, with Michael Douglas and Kathleen Turner. 12.00 On ce A rou n d (15) (1991) 1.55 T l ie Squeeze (15) (1987) 3.40 The Wor o f the R o s e s (15) (1989)


SKY ONE


5.50 Cribs. 6.00 Hour of Power. 7.00 What About Miml? 7.30 Pokemon. 8.00 Mega Babies. 8.30 Max Steel. 9.00 Pokemon. 9.30 Pokemon. 10.00 World Wrestling Federation: Livewlro. 11.00 World Wrestling Federation: Metal. 12.00 World Wrestling


Children’s enter-1 tainment; Roytoi] Assem b ly Hall; d ates throughou| August


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Federation: Superstars. 1.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 5.00 Xena: Warrior Princess. 6.00 The Simpsons. 7.00 Futurama. 7.30 Next! 8.00 The Simpsons. 8.30 The Simpsons. 9.00 Single Girls. 10.00 Reps in Ibiza. 11.00 Uncut! Naked in Westminster. 12.00 South Park. 12.30 Cops. 1.00 Reps in Ibiza. 1.50 Star Trek: Voyager.


SKY SPORTS 1


6.00 Aerobics O z Style. 6.30. Super League. 8.30 Five-a-Side Football.


10.00 Scottish Football. 12.00 Live European Golf. The Volvo Scandinavian Masters. 4.00 World Sport Special. 4.30 Whitewater Rafting. 5.00 Five-a-SIde Football. 6.30 German Football. 8.30 Test Match Cricket. 10.30 The Ashes — Your Call. 11.00 Five-a-Side Football. 12.30 German Football. 2.30 Close.


SKY SPORTS 2


6.00 Watersports World. 7.00 Aerobics Oz Style. 7.30 Sky Sports Classics. 7.45 Karate. 8.15 Ringside., 9.00 US Golf. 11.00 Polo. 12.00 Live Motor Racing. Action from the Salzburgring in Austria. 3.00 The Winning Post Live. Coverage from Chester and Newbury. 5.00 Beach Rugby. 6.30 Whitewater Rafting. 7.00 Seniors Tennis. 9.00 Pool. 11.00 Beach Rugby. 12.30 Speedway. 3.30 Pool. 5.30 Close.


SKY SPORTS 3


9 00 BT Global Challenge. 10.00 Darts. 1.00 Pool. 3.00 Speedway. 6.00 European Golf. 8.00 Live US Golf. The International. 11.00 Whitewater Rafting. 11.30 World Sport Special.


12.00 Close EUROSPORT


7.30 Adventure. 8.30 World Championship Athletics. 11.00


Edmonton Extra. 11.30 Athletics. 12.00 Live Motocross. The ninth round of the World Championship. 1.00 Women's Tennis. 2.00 Live Beach Volleyball. The World Championships from Austria. 3.00 Edmonton Extra. 3.30 Live World Championship Athletics. Featuring the first round of the women’s ' 400m. 7.30 N A SCAR . 8.45 British Eurosport News. 9.00 Edmonton Extra. 9.30 Live World Championship Athletics. The linal of the men’s 100m. 1.30 Close.


UK GOLD


5.00 Lovejoy. 6.00 The A-Team. 7.00 Neighbours. 8.00 Blake's 7. 9.05 Dr Who. 11.00 Quantum Leap. 12.00 The A-Team. 1.00 It Ain't Hall Hot, Mum. 1.40 Bread. 2.20 2polnt4 Children.


3.00 'Alio ’Allol 3.40 The Bill. 6.00 Quantum Leap. 7.00 Wallace and Gromit: A Grand Day Out. 7.35 FILM: First Knight. Arthurian drama, starring Sean Connery. 10.10 The Jasp e r Carrott Trial. 10.50 Let Them Eat Cake. 11.30 Fall and R ise of Reginald Perrin. 12.10 The Scold's Bridle. 1.45 The Mrs Bradley Mystorles. 3.30 Jasper Carrott Trial. 4.05 Lot Them Eat Cake. 4.40 ’Alio 'Allol


LIVING --S.


6.00 Ready Steady Cook. 6.30 Entertainment Now! 7.00 Tiny and Crew. 7.20 Caillou. 7.25 Barney and Friends. 8.00 Wizadora. 8.15 Katie and Orbie. 8.45 Rosie and Jim. 9.00 Polka Dot Shorts. 9.10 Mumble Bumble. 9.20 The Blobs. 9.30 Barney and Friends. 10.00 Brookside Omnibus. 12.00 StarTreatment. 12.30 Beyond Belief: Fact or Fictiorr. 1.30 Ricki Lake. 2.20 FILM: Monkey Business. 4.10 Exposure. 4.40 Maury Povich Double Bill. 6.20 Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction. 7.20 Jerry Springer Double Bill. 9.00 Blonde. 10.40 Maury Povich. 11.30 Passion- Cove. 12.00 Eden. 12.35 The Real Holiday Show. 1.05 Ricki Lake. 1.55 Sex Bites. 2.00 Screenshop.


GRANADA PLUS


6.00 Hart to Hart. 7.00 Plus on Plus. 7.30 The Fosters. 8.00 On the Buses. 8.30 In. Loving Memory. 9.00 Adventures'ol Sherlock Holmes. 10.00 Emmerdale. 11.00 Through the Keyhole. 11.30 Plus on Plus. 12.00 In Loving Memory. 12.30 On the Buses. | 1.00 A Bit of a Do. 2.00 Agatha Christie’s Why Didn’t They Ask Evans? 3.00 C la s s ic Coronation Street. 5.30 Bullseya. 6.00 Agatha Christie's Why Didn’t They Ask Evans? 7.00 The Good Old Days. 8.00 The Beiderbecke Affair. 9.00 The Chief. 10.00 Hale and Pace. 10.30 The New Statesman. 11.00 Bullseye. 11.30 The Wheeltappere and Shunters Social Club. 12.00 Agatha Christie's Why Didn’ t They A sk Evans? 1.00 The Chief. 2.00 Close.


SCI-FI


8.00 Amazing Stories. 8.30 Cybernet. 9.00 Fantasy Island. 10.00 The Bionic Woman. 11.00 Wonder Woman. 12.00 The Twilight Zone. 2.00 FILM: Those are the Damned. 3.50 Glimpse. 4.00 Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's The Lost World. 6.00 UFO. 7.00 Earth: Final Conflict. 8.00 Farscape. 9.00 Sliders. 10.00 Poltergeist: The Legacy. 12.00 U FO s and Allens. 1.00 Amencan Gothic. 2.00 FILM: Carver's Gate.


4.00 Shop America. BBC CHOICE


6.00 C B B C on Choice. 7.00 East­ Enders.' 8.25 EastEndere Revealed. 8.55 The Weakest Link. 9.30 Hot Wax. 10.00 Louis Theroux’s Weird Weekends. 10.50 Patrick Kielty Llvo. 11.25 Third Rock from the Sun. 11.50 My Hero. 12.20 The Office. 12.50 Revolver. 1.20 TO T P 2 .1.55 Close.


ITV 2


9.25 Crossroads. 11.45 Trisha; 12.50 The Planet’s Funniest Animals. 1.20 CD UK. 2.20 The Incredible Hulk. 3.15 Fortune Hunter. 4.05 Coronation Street. 6.00 Soap Fever. 7.00 A Touch of Frost. 9.00 Sam's Game. 9.30 Co ro n a t io n . Street. 10.00 The Vanishing Man. 11.00 Soap Fovor. 12.00 Fortuno Hunter. 12.50 Boxing First. 2.20 Dr Katz. 2.45 Close.


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