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their animal attraction one s tep fu r th e r - in fa c t, you could quite safely say they are ani­


M


mal crackers. This is a hotel register


of the furry, scaly and hard-shelled guests stay­ ing a t Maria Ingham and Neil Cheshire's Chatbum Road area res­


idence: 6 Nine cats (Custard,


Apple, Betty, Spice, Olive, Koochi, Leon, Rosemarie


and Lily) • Two b o rd e r co l l ie s


(Rhubarb an d Penny) • Eight snakes (sssssss,


don't tell anyone) • Five box turtles (won t


say their names—a bit shy —. won't come out of their


shells) 0 Over 40 rats (don t tell


the snakes) • A most marvellous


marmoset monkey called


Malcolm Other notable patrons of


the DIY zoo have included such charming characters as chameleons, iguanas, tor­ toises and those sociable fel­


lows - hermit crabs. This madcap menagerie


came to light to us, here at the Advertiser and Times, when we learned of an act of animal compassion per­ formed by th e couple of which St Francis of Assissi


would have been proud. A very out-of-sorts


female cat had been found on the Tesco car park one Sunday afternoon. The RSPCA were unable to get there, it being a Sunday/so, with a reputation for caring for sickly and abandoned animals, paralleled only by the likes of Rolf Harris, Maria and Neil were swiftly


contacted. They immediately took ■■ ■


the bedraggled feline to the vet, who gave her a shot of penicillin, but held out little chance of survival for the poor puss. Two days later, there was no word from the mog's owners, but the little blighter had shown signs of improvement in the care of the two would-be Dr Doolittles. When they took the newly- named "Lily” back to the astounded vet, he asked "How can this cat still be alive?" A fortnight later, and Lily is still weak, but making slow progress. They do not know what is wrong with her, b u t one thing is certain, she would not be alive today were it


their home into a menagerie


ost people are fond of pets, b u t a C l i th ­


n o t fo r th e T L C lav ish e d upon her.


eroe couple have taken


Tesco staff had a whip- round to cover most of the £70 v terinary bill and were so touched, they phoned us





to tell us about it. So, I ventured round to


Maria and Neil's house to


pay a vis it on them and their multifarious myriad of barking, crawling, hissing, squeaking and squealing tenants. I knew I had got the right house, as a collie, by the name of Custard, stuck his head out of the cat flap to welcome me, while a tortoiseshell cat fled around the back, no doubt to tell the others. Instead of being greeted by Noah, I was wel- corned in by friendly Maria (23), who managed to stop Custard from playfully knocking me over in the cor­


ridor. And I was pleasantly sur­ ■■ ■


prised to be ushered into an immaculately clean and well-furnished house, rather than the in-house farmyard I had expected. "I have to vacuum twice a


day to keep the hairs from choking up the place," explained Maria. I took my coat off, which immediately became a bed for a catnap­ ping bundle of fur, demon­ strating Maria's need for


domestic zeal. So why on earth and how


could they jus tify and explain their outsized pet food bill? £130 a month it costs them to feed the cats, dogs and turtles, alone, not to mention the snakes, mon­ key, rats and an electricity bill to make your hair stand


on end. "It's cheaper than having


kids," suggested Maria, not too convincingly. "It's just a hobby that's a bit different I suppose," hypothesised Neil (24), a master of


understatement. Neil has had pets m his


family since he can remem­ ber, b u t i t was when he acquired a couple of iguanas th a t his love of all things wild and wonderful really took off. He found his love for the female of the human species in Maria six-and-a- half years ago. Lucky for him she shares in his hobby. Most romantic men try to woo their ladies with flowers and chocolates, Neil, on the other hand, twanged Maria's heartstrings with gifts of turtles and rabbits. N o t to p u t too fine a


point on i t , surely their friends, the human ones that is, think they are bark­ ing mad? Said Neil: "I don't think anyone even tries to u nders tand. We used to have all the snakes, rats and


turtles down here m tanks. But people stopped coming around because they were scared by the snakes, so we moved them upstairs." The scaly beasts' food, however, st il l remains downstairs they told me - in the freezer - frozen ratsl "We keep them well wrapped up and away from the other food , Maria attempted to reas­ sure me. Before I was offered "rodent on the rocks" by my generous hosts, I thought it would be a good idea to go upstairs and meet the res t of the


"gang-" So, they ushered me into ,


Camera club is delighted as magazine focuses on


underground photographer


a MfYTHFR accolade h a s b een won Summit Tunnel, Littleborough, is fol- C n e n ,


= C Abw id e v a r i e ty of c o lo u r s l id e s voir cu lve r t w ith a co u n try scene a t . .


the spare bedroom, which housed tanks, cages and a sizeable pen, where the star of the show- the delightful Malcolm the monkey - lives. About sue inches, tall with tiny little inquisitive


eyes and tufts of white hair delightfully protruding


from his cheeks, Malcolm was nothing like his te a ­ slurping chimpanzee brethren. In fact, Maria and Neil told me his favoured tipple was Vimto and his favourite food was waffles. When they let him out of his pen, he started running around gleefully and kept jumping up on to


the door of the pen to get a look a t yours truly, before jumping on myjtiead -


the


cheeky monkey! Much as I had a n o t


hanging around with my new found friends, I had to get back to the office and, besides, th e way one of Neil's boas was eyeing me tip was making me nervous. But before I went, it seemed that every old cat and dog in the house wanted to come and bid me goodbye - "Must be my animal magnetism" I thought, as I tro t te d off


into the sunset scratching my head with my foot!


IT'S A RUM BO. . . a quirky" look at local Happenings


TT nw o n e lo c a l freshness poser


REGULAR diners a t York's cosy and quaint Lord Nelson Inn, overlooking Langho, am be assured of fresh eggs, as my wife and I recently found out on a


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be reading th e article, under th e head- assume th a t th e audience is unfam ^ P r e s e n t i n g Your Photographs, to ja r w i th th e s u b je c t a n d a s im p le a Wider Audience" accompanying the introduction is a big help.


spread, with great interest. Apart from his camera club connec­


tion, Mr Geddes is well-known locally for his lectures about Stocks Reser­ voir, which he has given many times to a wide variety of local organisa-


tUThe prominence given by the maga­ zine reflects his status in the caving world, where he presents more spe­ cialised talks to expert audiences. Mr Geddes has been a keen caver all his


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everday things of life. When I see a sparrow, I am apt to


O


be reminded of Ilis words to one who was unduly concerned with coping with the needs of future


Jesus drew their attention to the fact that God cared for the birds of


u r Lord Jesus often drew his illustrations from th e common,


■ downcast at his remarks, Jesus has­ tened to say: "Even if your faith is a small as a mustard seed, that faith


pointing out th a t God cared for them enough to supply their needs, though they were there for so short a time, and as He cared so much for them how much more they, could depend on Him to supply the needs of those He cared for so deeply.. : . He told them th a t they lacked faith in Him; Seeing them become


I wonder if you have been trou­


bled about your own lack of faith? Do you pray regularly? I t takes faith to establish an


ongoing communion with God. Did you pray and then despair to find, that nothing happened?


.


happenings every day. God answers our prayers in his own.way and denies our pleas a t times for our.


We should not expect spectacular


■ own good - we may not think so at the time.


Those who prevail in prayer are


the ones who have a blessed assur-. ance and confidence in adding God to their everyday living. He knows our need before we ask and also


what is best for us under our cir­ cumstances. So let us have enough


trust and optimism to go hopefully into our future days. I t isn't an unknown tomorrow to Him in Whom we have put our faith and


trust. Joe Stonsficld But as the magazine itself points . ,


out in introducing the selection, not all underground pictures are taken in


A remarkable long view inside the • . n,„ 1 f T 1 ,_ .. J mimnf T 1 M Y


quest for fine loail hostelry fare there. I ordered a rath er sumptuous home-made moussaka,


iruuuci-iuii 10 ** Mr Geddes reveals th a t tne best


response to his underground pictures come from Women's Institute mem­ bers. "Far from being uninterested, they love the possibility of seeing places they are unlikely to experience first hand," is his psychological analy-


sis* And another point he makes is •


"Bear in mind th a t the idea of the underground is strange and even fear­ ful to some. . . to show that the.speak- er is a (fairly) ordinary person and not a bionic superhuman will create the warmth and rapport which ensures a


successful show." • See picture special on page 7


fit for Grecian gods, whereas my wife was tempted by the altogether more English dish - Cumberland


sausage, mash and egg. When Bill, the friendly landlord, asked us to bear with him ... . .


as he dashed off with a basket "to fetch the eggs," we prepared ourselves for a long wait, assuming he was nipping down to Whalley to get them from the local Spa. ■ .


We were astonished when he returned within a matter ot .


minutes, clutching a handful of fine looking eggs and said: "You’re in luck, they’ve laid six between them.' 1 hus, we learned the Lord Nelson is one of the few pubs we have been to with six chickens on the staff. The egg that arrived onmy wife's plate was as golden as the sun and I believe it tasted out of this world - needless to say she wouldn't let me near it. As for me, I would have ordered the steak, but I was worried it would have run off down the road as soon as I poked it with


my forkl


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