SERVICE ABOVE SELF


OCTOBER 2019: ISSUE 126


TO FIND OUT MORE ABOUT US Visit our Website, Facebook page or contact our secretary Grace Morris.


OCTOBER CALENDAR and DUTIES


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Economic and Community


Development Month *************************************


TUESDAY 1st Club Council Meeting at 5.30pm Speaker: Professor Alastair Dawson Topic: 700 Years of St Andrews Weather and Climate Reception: George Donaldson Meal Tickets: Irene Walker


TUESDAY 8th Club Business Meeting Reception: Ranald Barrie Meal Tickets: Anne Tait


TUESDAY 15th New Members Information Night Reception: Will Aitken Meal Tickets: Wilda McKinnon


WEDNESDAY 16th Gavel Challenge, Cambustay Hotel, Dundee at 7.00pm


SATURDAY 19th District Conference in Aberdeen


TUESDAY 22nd Club Historic History Tour followed by a meal at The Saint. Meet outside the Doll’s House at 5.30pm.


MONDAY 28th Kingsbarns Charity Golf Event


TUESDAY 29th Speaker: George Finley Topic: His own story Reception: Grace Morris Meal Tickets: Iain Fraser


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NB Please remember to arrange for a substitute if you are unable to fulfil your duty and inform Marilyn Rowan Rhind who will in turn inform Grace Morris and Irene Walker of any changes.


A travel agent looked up from his desk and saw an older couple at the window, peering inside at the posters showing the glamorous holidays destinations around the world. Having reached his sales targets for the week and feeling a sudden wave of generosity, the agent decided to call the couple into the shop and said to them, “I know that on your pensions you could never afford to go on a luxury holiday, so I have decided to send you away at my expense - and I won’t take no for an answer!” The couple were overjoyed and within a week were on their way to an exotic, five-star resort. About a month later, the lady returned to the shop. “How did you enjoy your holiday?” the agent asked eagerly. “Oh! The flight was exciting - I have never flown before - the room was lovely and the food and entertainment outstanding,” she said. “I have come to thank you for your kindness. But, one thing is still puzzling me. Who was that old guy I had to share the room with?”


PLEASE NOTE Copy for the NOVEMBER


Edition should be with the Editor (gracefm47@gmail.com) by TUESDAY 29th OCTOBER


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