Q: What time do ducks wake up? A: At the quack of dawn!


Reuben Barwick Age 4


Stockton on Tees


Laughing Larry Primary Times PO Box 676 Stockton-on-Tees TS19 7WT


Q: Why did the tightrope walker visit the bank? A: To check his balance!


Matthew Clarkson Age 9


Darlington


Q: Why can’t Cinderella play football? A: Because she runs away from the ball!


Rosie Taylor, Age 6 Stockton on Tees


Q: Why did no-one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay? A: Because they were two deer!


Kate Oliver Hartlepool


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