Quebec. Hubert: What qualifies him? Delmer: He’s rich. Vern: And who’s the guy they call Mad Tom? Hubert: Tommy Plouffe? From the feed store? He’s kinda crazy? Delmer: Nope. This guy got 250 shaves with the same blade. Name’s Mulcair or somethin’ like that. Hubert: A hippie, huh? Delmer: Nah. He’s a socialist. Hubert: Yeah. Like I said. A hippie. Delmer: Then there’s Stephen Harper. Hubert: Sounds familiar. What’s he done? Delmer: He wrote a book on hockey. Hubert: Who’d he play for? Delmer: Not sure, but he plays right wing. Vern: Then there’s Elizabeth May. Delmer: She’s sorta the Gordie Howe of tree huggers. Hubert: Didn’t she win for the best corn relish at the fair last year? Vern: Nah. That’s Elizabeth Might from the Fourth Concession. Hubert: And those are our choices? The guys: Yup. Hubert: Talk about bein’ on the Titanic with no swim trunks. Delmer: Hey, look at the time! Tavern’s open! Harold: Drive us down there, Hubert! Hubert: Why me? Delmer: Apparently you get good gas mileage. Hubert: Give you half a brain and you’d be a halfwit, Delmer.
www.bounder.ca
BOUNDER MAGAZINE 49
Page 1 |
Page 2 |
Page 3 |
Page 4 |
Page 5 |
Page 6 |
Page 7 |
Page 8 |
Page 9 |
Page 10 |
Page 11 |
Page 12 |
Page 13 |
Page 14 |
Page 15 |
Page 16 |
Page 17 |
Page 18 |
Page 19 |
Page 20 |
Page 21 |
Page 22 |
Page 23 |
Page 24 |
Page 25 |
Page 26 |
Page 27 |
Page 28 |
Page 29 |
Page 30 |
Page 31 |
Page 32 |
Page 33 |
Page 34 |
Page 35 |
Page 36 |
Page 37 |
Page 38 |
Page 39 |
Page 40 |
Page 41 |
Page 42 |
Page 43 |
Page 44 |
Page 45 |
Page 46 |
Page 47 |
Page 48 |
Page 49 |
Page 50 |
Page 51 |
Page 52 |
Page 53 |
Page 54 |
Page 55 |
Page 56 |
Page 57 |
Page 58 |
Page 59 |
Page 60 |
Page 61 |
Page 62 |
Page 63 |
Page 64 |
Page 65 |
Page 66 |
Page 67 |
Page 68 |
Page 69 |
Page 70 |
Page 71 |
Page 72