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‘WHATS UP’ SONOMA COUNTY


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Talent Show! ... continued from page 6


JOKES & Humor # 4


This guy walks into a coffee shop and asks the waitress: “How much is the coffee?” “Coffee is three dollars the waitress said”. “How much is a refi ll?” the man asked. “Free”!!!!! said the waitress. “Then I’ll take a refi ll”!!!!!. ~


throught the Windsor Perform- ing Arts Academy! It’s the per- fect coming together of hap- piness. Bring your dollars to vote for your favorite act and to purchase concessions. This will be the most entertaining fundraiser of the year!


If you’d like to share a talent please contact Heather Cullen 707-838-3341 or go to Wind- sorPerformingArts.net and download an audition sheet. If you’ve missed the deadline, call anyway...Late auditions are accepted if your talent is unique or extra professional!


You Should STOP drinking coffee if:


You chew on other people’s fi ngernails.


You can type sixty words per minute with your feet. You short out motion detectors.


Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.


You help your dog chase its tail.


All your kids are named “Joe”. You name your cats “Cream” and “Sugar.”


You can jump-start your car without cables.


You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.


Time To Learn How to Drive? AA


Driving School


AA Driving School set out with the goal to graduate California’s smartest and safest drivers. T roughout the years they have succeed- ed. Teaching students with practical and reasonable tactics, AA is able to inspire its students to be better drivers. T is is the reason that we are able to save our students upwards of $50,000 dollars throughout their driving lives!


Bill Perkins, Owner aadrivin@gmail.com


* Special Services:


-2 hr and 1 1\2 hr. sessions available!


-Pick up and drop off at; work, school, or home! -Drive times available 7 days a week.


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Rosa, Petaluma, Rohnert Park, Windsor, Sebastopole, Graton, Healdsburg, Sonoma, Gyeserville,


Cloverdale, and Point Arena **


“Imprinting the art of defensive driving.” www.aadrivin.com • (707) 539-7283


10 • February 2017 • UPBEAT TIMES, INC. “Positive energy is attracted to positive energy.” ~ Deborah Day


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