Lover’s Leap


‘Jump,’ she said. He said, ‘No way.’ ‘You would if you loved me.’ ‘But I do.’ ‘Prove it,’ she said. He still wouldn’t jump. So she pushed him.


The Camera Never Lies.


We were pen pals. He sent me his photo and there he was in black and white. We arranged to meet. He had ginger hair.


Revenge


The first thing she sent were his boxer shorts all neatly packaged in gold paper and tied with a red bow. Washing instructions not included.


Newton’s Law


If you drop an object (say…his computer from a great height) (say… the bedroom window) it will hit the ground unless its fall is broken by another object (say… his head).


Lyd ah na Ns


What to do with your Lemon Patch


You should have received a Lemon Patch with this magazine. But don’t just put it in a draw and forget about it! Here are some suggestions as to how to apply it to clothes, bags, etc. You could: a) Stitch it on, by hand, or with a machine b) Stick it on, using some kind of self-adhesive c) Iron it on, using something like wonderweb


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