INDULGENCES outrageous by jizzona straynger
Boo! Did I scare you? Trust me, I would if you rolled over and had me to look at first thing in the morning! Happy Halloween everyone! Finally, fall has come, which means only one thing: it’s time for Pumpkin Spice Lattes at Starbucks! Before I get too moist over that, let me just tell you about the fabulous month of September! I kicked off the month with Beauty Society’s 4th annual Diva Retreat in Huntington Beach. I spent a relaxing weekend with ladies, and gentleladies from across the country.
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got skincare and make-up tips from celebrity make-up artist Nathan Johnson, of Bravo TV’s Project Runway, and gave him tips on walking in heels. The highlight of the retreat was when I dawned my pink life vest and boarded Newport Beach’s Entertainer for a lovely evening of entertainment, dinner and drinks. Being the international sinsation that I am, you all know how I love to jetset across this
grand country of ours. I was invited to attend The National Gay Pilot’s Association’s Cape Cod Classic in Provincetown, Massachusetts. There were so many flying fairies there I could barely keep my hair on straight. The event kicked-off with a private party hosted by a lovely couple at their five-story waterfront home. I was hosted by the Crown and Anchor Hotel and had an up-close and, at times awkward, experience with lounge entertainer and drag sensa- tion Dina Martina. Speaking of drag super stars, I bumped into, spilling her bingo balls all over the street, Miss. Richfield 1981. For those of who you don’t know Miss. Richfield, she’s been featured on the Travel Chanel, Logo, Bravo TV and more! She works a fun bingo show in Provincetown at the Art House. After many cocktails, lots of food, and of course a trip to the nude beach, I boarded my flight back to Orange County, kindly upgraded to first class, well, because I’m Jizzona Straynger, and managed to drink myself to sleep for the six hour journey home. The funniest part of September was the fabulous one-woman show, Miss. Coco Peru who
performed a special show at the Scottish Rite Theatre benefiting Long Beach LGBT Youth. She had me giggling so hard I piddled my panties just a little. I haven’t seen a comedian, especially a drag comedian, as funny as Coco. She was just a delight after the show as well. We ended the night with a surprise visit to Ripples where Coco performed a special number with the Dreamgirls Revue. I’m super stoked for October, not just because of the cooler fall weather and prepping for the holidays, but because of GayDay’s Anaheim! I’ve got all my fabulous outfits picked and ready to rock the weekend of October 1st at Disneyland. I can’t wait to squeeze little Mickey’s boy buns! I’ll be joining my friends for some VIP action at Kingdom, Wonderland, and hanging with Bruce Vilanch, Miss Coco Peru and Ana
Ortiz at a private cocktail party Saturday afternoon! Sunday, I’ll wrap up my fun with a little moistness at Plunge! GayDay Anaheim’s very first pool party. All I hope is that you don’t see me on the evening news, it’s sure to be a crazy time! Finally, I’ll be headed to Atlanta, GA for several weeks of training for the mile high club. Of course five weeks in Atlanta wouldn’t be complete without multiple visits to the gayborhood. I’ve done some research and taken some recommendations and I plan on
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workin’ my heels all over that city. My first invitation, Swinging Richards. I can only imagine what fun that’s going to entail. Don’t worry LA/OC, I’ll be back home with all my favorite gays on the weekends. Be sure to check out the all new, The Ho Must Go On! Sundays at 7:00 p.m. at Hamburger Mary’s, Long Beach with FREE PARKING and all new $1 Jizzy Jell-O shots! Also be sure to tune in live every Tuesday at 6:00 p.m. PST for
BabbleOnPodcast.com where we’re dishin’ the dirt and calling it like it is in LA/OC counties with special live updates from me in Atlanta! Be sure to follow me on Twitter @Jizzona for special announcements on other engagements and special events where we can bump into each other. With all the sex scandals going around this month, I leave you with this, Don’t get caught in bed with a living boy or a dead hooker!
Kisses, poodles! ~Jizzona
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