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Kennections By Ken Jennings
HOW TO PLAY
All five correct answers have something in common.
Can you figure out what it is?
1. “Philip” is the litle-used first name of what cryo- genically frozen protagonist of TV’s Futurama?
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2. In Greek mythology, a “dryad” was a tree-dwelling example of what type of nature spirit?
3. When Friends went off the air in 2004, its time slot was filled by what short-lived spin- off starring Mat LeBlanc?
4. In 1836, what American gun manufacturer introduced the Paterson, the first practical revolver?
5. The Achilles tendon connects the heel bone to the soleus and gastrocnemius, the muscles of what part of the leg?
WHAT’S THE “KENNECTION” BETWEEN ALL FIVE ANSWERS?
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