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was wandering through the store this past week when the hairs on the back of my neck suddenly stood up. I looked behind me, expecting to find an axe-wielding maniac. What I found was far more terrifying. I had made my way into the “Seasonal” aisle and was surrounded by shelf after shelf of pink heart-shaped boxes and “I Love You” teddy bears. I felt a pain in my chest. Heart attack? Nope. The pain of knowing that hundreds and thousands of monster fans, unable to find anything more suitable, would be forced to purchase these cliché gifts for their loved ones. I pictured the look on the face of a poor Monster Kid as a little piece of their soul died upon receiving the Sponge Bob-themed box of chocolates. I knew that we here at Famous Monsters could not let that happen, so we decided to provide some gift ideas.
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GOREY DETAILS With this creature of beauty allowing you to bestow your affections on her, it wouldn’t hurt to surpass her expectations by checking out what this extraordinary site has to offer. You won’t find any bouquets of roses or heart-shaped chocolates here—frankly, unless the recipient is a botanist, these gifts would be under-appreciated anyway. Instead, you will find such gems as the Curse of Ezekiel Wrist Cuffs, or the Morticia Pendant, which boasts jet and amethyst crystals hanging from a hauntingly gothic interpretation of a spider’s nidus. If classic monsters are more her style, have her try the 1” Sterling Silver Godzilla Pendant on for size. Or perhaps she would more appreciate a pair of prowling Werewolf Bookends. Gorey Details is the place to go to find gifts to please any femme fatale.
http://www.goreydetails.net/
SEPHORA Tarte for True Blood™ Limited-Edition Natural Cheek Stain Is your beloved a fan of the hit HBO series TRUE BLOOD? If you answered yes, this whole finding a gift thing could be easier than you thought. Tarte’s makeup masterminds have been hard at work coming up with an ingenious sparkling red cheek stain that would give a breathtaking, everlasting glow to even the palest vampiress. Made from the finest mineral pigments and fruit extracts, just one drop of this natural stain is all she’ll need to give her cheeks the natural luminescence she’s been looking for.
http://www.sephora.com/
12 FAMOUS MONSTERS OF FILMLAND • MAR/APR 2012
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