HUNG OUT TO DRY
After surviving a horrific plane crash that claims the lives of 287 people, Tod (Chad Donella) slips on a wet bathroom floor and gets strung up by a clothesline in his bathtub. With his bare feet slithering on the tub’s soapy surface and a pair of scissors agonizingly just out of reach, Tod’s eyes bulge and his face reddens as he’s slowly strangled to death. This scene set the tone for all of the creative kills to come as Tod took his place as Death’s very first reclaimed victim.
OFF THE RAILS
Billy (Seann William Scott) not only sidesteps death in the plane crash, but also escapes from a stalled car that’s demolished by a speeding train. Though, just when he thinks that he’s dodged Death’s sinister design, a sharp scrap of shrapnel from the wreck- age shoots out from under the train and decapitates him in front of his friends. His headless body takes a step or two before crumpling to the ground.
SPAGHETTI AND EYEBALLS THIRD TIME’S THE HARM
Another crash survivor (Kristen Cloke) is home alone, drowning her sorrows with a mug full of booze, when Death shows up to crash her private party. The mug cracks, spilling alcohol into her computer, causing an electrical short and explosion, which fires a shard of glass into her neck. With blood pouring out of the wound, she crawls to the kitchen and reaches for a dish towel, only to pull a set of sharp knives down onto herself, one of which pierces her chest. Although it’s not a fatal wound, it soon becomes one when a chair falls onto the knife, plunging it further in still – just before the entire house blows up due to a gas leak.
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Evan (David Paetkau) was having a pretty lucky day. Not only did he win the lottery, he also survived a massive multiple car pile-up on the freeway, which claimed a couple dozen lives. But his luck soon runs out when Death decides to make him his bitch. After free- ing his hand from the kitchen garbage disposal and starting a grease fire that he can’t put out, he books it out of his apartment, only to slip on some spaghetti and have the ladder from the fire es- cape smash down on his face, piercing his skull right through the eye sockets.
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